Tibb Christmas panto!

[Kate!]

I am writing a Tibb Christmas panto, has it been done in previous years anyone know??

I am going to put various forum regulars in, so long as it's ok with them of course.

If you want to be in/or not as the case may be, then please say so in here, and also if you could specify if you would like to be "good" or "wicked" characters. Thanks.

:xyxwave:

Nativity Roles

Narrator - Kate
God - Shaun
Holy Spirit - Scott
InnKeeper - Ammi
Mary - ukturtle
Joseph - BlackDagger
Jesus - Smithy
Jesus's Auntie Petula, sister of Mary - Chuck.pass
Star - Niamh
Wise Men - Roy, Locke and Novo
Shepherds - Jarrod, Conor and Doogle
Kings - Nathan, Eoin and Marc
Donkey - Lee
3 sheep - Michael21, Callum and Jords
Angels - Vicky, Josy, Kerry, Mollie, Kazanne, Ninastar and GypsyGoth

Panto Roles

roles will be revealed at a later date, but I will try and give you good/bad as requested.

[Pyramid*]

I am writing a Tibb Christmas panto, has it been done in previous years anyone know??

I am going to put various forum regulars in, so long as it's ok with them of course.

If you want to be in/or not as the case may be, then please say so in here, and also if you could specify if you would like to be "good" or "wicked" characters. Thanks.

:xyxwave:


Och aye...go for it. I think I'll be wicked please. :devil: I know I'll be giving you some hard slog in giving me a 'baddie' role..... tee hee

[Ammi]

Yes please Kate....whatever role you choose..once you've been a donkey's behind..it's all good

[Kate!]

Ok Pyramid, you shall be cast as a baddie tout suite. If I can know this week what (if any) role(s) people want, I can write it and post it early December.

Ammi - I promise you something better than a donkey's ass! :D

[Benjamin]

I'd like a role as the Christmas Virgin. :hugesmile:

[Kate!]

I'd like a role as the Christmas Virgin. :hugesmile:


:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

The only virgin you are.....is vergin on the ridiculous. See what I did there ;)
Good job panto's don't have to be realistic then Benji.

[Jarrod]

I'd love a role xD


Good please.

[Pyramid*]

Yes please Kate....whatever role you choose..once you've been a donkey's behind..it's all good

LOL/....... I take it you got lumped with that one year then!

:joker:

[Pyramid*]

I'd like a role as the Christmas Virgin. :hugesmile:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

The only virgin you are.....is vergin on the ridiculous. See what I did there ;)
Good job panto's don't have to be realistic then Benji.


:laugh3: to both !!

[Kate!]

Benji had better be nice to me for the foreseeable future....mwahaha!

[Ammi]

I'd like a role as the Christmas Virgin. :hugesmile:

..you like a challenge then

[Niamh.]

I'd like a role as the Christmas Virgin. :hugesmile:


I'm sure you would, bit late now though :idc:

[Ammi]

LOL/....... I take it you got lumped with that one year then!

:joker:

...I had to read that twice...I thought it said humped....

[Pyramid*]

...I had to read that twice...I thought it said humped....

aye, that too !!

:D

[Doogle]

I want to be a wicked character please :D

[Niamh.]

Can I be the Star of Bethlehem please?

[Kazanne]

LOL,You can put me in not bothered what role as long as I'm the pretty one,lol

[King Gizzard]

Can I be the Star of Bethlehem please?

This is a panto not a navitity you tart

[Pyramid*]

Can I be the Star of Bethlehem please?

This is a panto not a navitity you tart




Poor Niamh but ....:joker:

[Niamh.]

This is a panto not a navitity you tart

The star of Bethlehem can do Panto too :hmph:

[Locke.]

Novo has just informed me he would like to play the role of one of the farmyard animals present at the birth of jesus

[Smithy]

This is a panto not a navitity you tart

Novo has just informed me he would like to play the role of one of the farmyard animals present at the birth of jesus

.

[Pyramid*]

The star of Bethlehem can do Panto too :hmph:

Niamh can be the spotlights.......

[Locke.]

The farmyard animals can do Panto too :hmph:

[Niamh.]

I want to be the Star, Ammi wants to be the Donkey, Novo wants to be a sheep and UKTurtle wants to be The Virgin Mary. I think you should change it to a Nativity Play Kate :amazed:

[Ammi]

I want to be the Star, Ammi wants to be the Donkey, Novo wants to be a sheep and UKTurtle wants to be The Virgin Mary. I think you should change it to a Nativity Play Kate :amazed:

I'm not being a donkey for the second time....that's just taking the ****:hmph:

[Pyramid*]

I'm not being a donkey for the second time....that's just taking the ****:hmph:


:hugesmile: Get in there .... you tell 'em. :D

[Benjamin]

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

The only virgin you are.....is vergin on the ridiculous. See what I did there ;)
Good job panto's don't have to be realistic then Benji.

:bored:


I won't lower myself to your form of wit.

[Niamh.]

I'm not being a donkey for the second time....that's just taking the ****:hmph:

You're type cast now I'm afraid :idc:

[Ammi]

:hugesmile: Get in there .... you tell 'em. :D

..Oh no I didn't.......

[Black Dagger]

I am writing a Tibb Christmas panto, has it been done in previous years anyone know??

I am going to put various forum regulars in, so long as it's ok with them of course.

If you want to be in/or not as the case may be, then please say so in here, and also if you could specify if you would like to be "good" or "wicked" characters. Thanks.

:xyxwave:

"Cast" so far

Pyramid "BEHIND YOU!"
Ammi - sweet, lovely gentle Ammi.
ukvirginturtle !!
jarroddaniel

Ha, claiming Benji is a virgin, is like claiming Katie Price doesn't like cock... it just doesn't happen... :D.

[Benjamin]

:laugh3: to both !!

..you like a challenge then

You two Christmas hags can hush down too. :bored:

[Benjamin]

I'm sure you would, bit late now though :idc:

Oh and of course you'd have to chip in. :bored:

[Ammi]

You two Christmas hags can hush down too. :bored:

..I can't see you as a virgin...but I can definately see you as a mary

[Vicky.]

I will obviously take the lead role, whatever that may be

http://nostalgiajones.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/hair-flip-gif.gif


(Would prefer a 'wicked' character :p )

[Benjamin]

Ha, claiming Benji is a virgin, is like claiming Katie Price doesn't like cock... it just doesn't happen... :D.

And you! I hate you all, I'll have you know I'm a good virgin. :bored:

[Benjamin]

I will obviously take the lead role, whatever that may be

http://nostalgiajones.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/hair-flip-gif.gif


(Would prefer a 'wicked' character :p )

I hear the role of the donkey's dung is still available?

[Niamh.]

I will obviously take the lead role, whatever that may be

http://nostalgiajones.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/hair-flip-gif.gif


(Would prefer a 'wicked' character :p )

Baby Jesus :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

And you! I hate you all, I'll have you know I'm a good virgin. :bored:

Whatevs.

Oh and Kate dear, I want a main role, I won't work under any conditions which means I say less than at least twenty lines. <3.

[Roy Mars III]

I would like to be one of the wise men. Preferably the one that brings the gold.

[Pyramid*]

You two Christmas hags can hush down too. :bored:

*Goes back to ma cauldron, making evils spells*

[Pyramid*]

I would like to be one of the wise men. Preferably the one that brings the gold.

finding another 2 wise men to make up the numbers, might be a push too far, even for the producer of the show!

:devil:

[Benjamin]

finding another 2 wise men to make up the numbers, might be a push too far, even for the producer of the show!

:devil:

Vicky and Josy can pass for men, so they may like the role?

[Pyramid*]

Vicky and Josy can pass for men, so they may like the role?


Bad turtle. Raps shell.


Given the amount of times I've been referred to as 'he', I could be considered as well!!

:elephant:

[Benjamin]

There we go! We have our 3 (un)wise Kings. :hugesmile:


-runs-

[Smithy]

If y'all do the nativity, I'll be baby jesus, if it's still a panto i wanna be a baddie :amazed:

['Conor]

omg i wanna be in it :amazed:

[Pyramid*]

There we go! We have our 3 (un)wise Kings. :hugesmile:


-runs-

but the Kings weren't baddies.. ..... :bawling:

*thinks this could be a good storyline for the Producer of the show..... a WISE king going all corrupt and running away with all the gold and the other goodies: selling them on ebay or summit*

[Kate!]

I want to be the Star, Ammi wants to be the Donkey, Novo wants to be a sheep and UKTurtle wants to be The Virgin Mary. I think you should change it to a Nativity Play Kate :amazed:

Lmao at this. I doubt Novo wants to be a sheep. however, I shall do a nativity, I am inspired, got some ideas as well. So post what you want to be in the nativity and/or the panto and I will start writing once I have enough people. Niamh you can be the star.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

everybody wants to be in it how are you gonna fit all these people in

i should get priority obvs

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

everybody wants to be in it how are you gonna fit all these people in

i should get priority obvs

[Pyramid*]

Lmao at this. I doubt Novo wants to be a sheep. however, I shall do a nativity, I am inspired, got some ideas as well. So post what you want to be in the nativity and/or the panto and I will start writing once I have enough people. Niamh you can be the star.


I'll be the straw padding in the crib: after all...everyone on here wants to kick the crap out of me at some point or another. :D

[Ammi]

..The Innkeeper please Kate

[Pyramid*]

..The Innkeeper please Kate


Pfft....might have known you'd want to be in charge of the booze......

[Ammi]

I'll be the straw padding in the crib: after all...everyone on here wants to kick the crap out of me at some point or another. :D

..that's a non speaking part....you reckon you're up for that......

Pfft....might have known you'd want to be in charge of the booze......

...you're barred...:wink:

[Pyramid*]

..that's a non speaking part....you reckon you're up for that......



...you're barred...:wink:

I can't be barred... I'm yer best customer.

*Now wench...sorry Innkeeper, fill up me tankard wiv yer best mead....oh arrr... (chews straw in mouth to keep in character)*

[Ammi]

I can't be barred... I'm yer best customer.

*Now wench...sorry Innkeeper, fill up me tankard wiv yer best mead....oh arrr... (chews straw in mouth to keep in character)*

...Well ok then...but stay away from the smoking area..we can't have the Messiah's bedding alight

[Pyramid*]

...Well ok then...but stay away from the smoking area..we can't have the Messiah's bedding alight

Look here you, you are not thinking about this. Baby Jesus needs to be kept warm... if that means me smoking and going alight, as long as it's controlled (I am IOSH trained I will have you know)....... well, you simply don't have Baby Jesus' best interest at heart. :hmph:



OMG.... are you JUDAS in disguise....



:o


Oh no.... I've ruined the plot now.

:bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

Could I be in it please Kate, and if so, could I be wicked?


But if you have enough people already, it's ok :love:

[Ammi]

Look here you, you are not thinking about this. Baby Jesus needs to be kept warm... if that means me smoking and going alight, as long as it's controlled (I am IOSH trained I will have you know)....... well, you simply don't have Baby Jesus' best interest at heart. :hmph:



OMG.... are you JUDAS in disguise....



:o


Oh no.... I've ruined the plot now.

:bawling:

...if you're going to start a fire...I insist on having three wise firemen......

[Ammi]

Could I be in it please Kate, and if so, could I be wicked?


But if you have enough people already, it's ok :love:

...Baby Jesus wicked stepsister maybe...

[GypsyGoth]

...Baby Jesus wicked stepsister maybe...

Ok :amazed:

I could pinch him and make him cry when no one is looking. And I could steal those three stupid gifts he gets.

[Ammi]

Ok :amazed:

I could pinch him and make him cry when no one is looking. And I could steal those three stupid gifts he gets.

....draw 666 on his forehead....

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Pyramid*]

...if you're going to start a fire...I insist on having three wise firemen......

Well the shelled one suggested me, josy and Vicky for the 3 (un)wise men....... since I come with IOSH training and happen to be a fire warden to boot......... I think I fit the bill.

[Pyramid*]

Ok :amazed:

I could pinch him and make him cry when no one is looking. And I could steal those three stupid gifts he gets.


Do you realise how expensive Frankincense is! You need to go check the current value of commodities my young lady. :nono:

[Pyramid*]

....draw 666 on his forehead....

*Screams for the Pope.... bring Holy Water... QUICK*

[GypsyGoth]

Do you realise how expensive Frankincense is! You need to go check the current value of commodities my young lady. :nono:

:laugh:

Well after I steal it, I'm gonna sell it then.

[Kate!]

Right, you shall all be in both plays and so far this is what I have, any objections, speak now please :)

Nativity -
Narrator - Kate
God - Shaun
Holy Spirit - Scott
Mary - ukturtle
Joseph - BlackDagger
Jesus - Smithy
Jesus's Auntie, sister of Mary - Pyramid
Star - Niamh
Wise Men - Roy, Locke and Novo
Shepherds - Jarrod, Conor and Doogle
Kings - Nathan, Eoin and Marc if they want?
Donkey - ?
3 sheep - ?
Angels - Vicky, Josy, Kerry, Mollie and GypsyGoth

Panto

roles will be revealed at a later date, but I will try and give you good/bad as requested.

[Pyramid*]

Right, you shall all be in both plays and so far this is what I have, any objections, speak now please :)

Nativity -
Narrator - Kate
Mary - ukturtle
Joseph - BlackDagger
Jesus - Smithy
Star - Niamh
Wise Men - Roy, Locke and Novo
Shepherds - Jarrod, Conor and Doogle
Kings - Nathan, Eoin and Marc if they want?
Donkey - ?
3 sheep - ?
5 Angels - Vicky, Josy, Kerry, Mollie and ?

Panto

roles will be revealed at a later date, but I will try and give you good/bad as requested.

Awwh......I'm excluded. That pish. :bawling:

and no... I aint the donkey, or a sheep. i'll be another angel.

[GypsyGoth]

Can I be a donkey please?

[Pyramid*]

:laugh:

Well after I steal it, I'm gonna sell it then.

I'll let you hide in my straw if you go halfers!

:D

[GypsyGoth]

I'll let you hide in my straw if you go halfers!

:D

Is that some sort of innuendo? :suspect: :D

[Smithy]

:o

[MTVN]

Could I be a shepherd? That was the role I always got in Primary School and they never gave me any lines :bored:

[Pyramid*]

Is that some sort of innuendo? :suspect: :D

PMSL....I didn't see that coming !! Oh err.

No, it wasn't intended... but now you say that... oh dear!

:D

[Pyramid*]

Could I be a shepherd? That was the role I always got in Primary School and they never gave me any lines :bored:

God, you are so right. that was the role that all the wee boys wanted wasn't it.

*starting to get all nostaligic here now* :bawling::bawling:

[Smithy]

Angels - Vicky, Josy, Kerry,

friends of Lucifer no doubt

[Kate!]

Pyramid, you have a part, I had written it separately on another post-it note so I overlooked it when I typed up the cast.

Claudia, would you rather be an angel or the Donkey?

MTVN, yes you can be a shepherd.

[GypsyGoth]

I'll be an angel thanks :love:

A wicked one, if that's possible :D

[Pyramid*]

Pyramid, you have a part, I had written it separately on another post-it note so I overlooked it when I typed up the cast.

Claudia, would you rather be an angel or the Donkey?

MTVN, yes you can be a shepherd.

*looks up, tries to stop sobbing, sniffs a little, with that painful breathing, amidst racked sobs*

[Black Dagger]

Right, you shall all be in both plays and so far this is what I have, any objections, speak now please :)

Nativity -
Narrator - Kate
God - Shaun
Holy Spirit - Scott
Mary - ukturtle
Joseph - BlackDagger
Jesus - Smithy
Jesus's Auntie, sister of Mary - Pyramid
Star - Niamh
Wise Men - Roy, Locke and Novo
Shepherds - Jarrod, Conor and Doogle
Kings - Nathan, Eoin and Marc if they want?
Donkey - ?
3 sheep - ?
Angels - Vicky, Josy, Kerry, Mollie and GypsyGoth

Panto

roles will be revealed at a later date, but I will try and give you good/bad as requested.

**** YEAH, Goes all Diva...

Get me some M&M peanuts, but remove the GREEN, and some peach fizz...

Notices who is playing Mary... oh, smashing xD.

[MTVN]

Pyramid, you have a part, I had written it separately on another post-it note so I overlooked it when I typed up the cast.

Claudia, would you rather be an angel or the Donkey?

MTVN, yes you can be a shepherd.

Thanks :D

[Pyramid*]

**** YEAH, Goes all Diva...

Get me some M&M peanuts, but remove the GREEN, and some peach fizz...

Notices who is playing Mary... oh, smashing xD.


:hugesmile:

BTW.... the ******* Yeah....I 'heard' that as in Team America style !!

*dear god, i'm losing my sanity*

[Niamh.]

Lmao at this. I doubt Novo wants to be a sheep. however, I shall do a nativity, I am inspired, got some ideas as well. So post what you want to be in the nativity and/or the panto and I will start writing once I have enough people. Niamh you can be the star.

Ha Ha **** you all, I'm the star! http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4056/4400004170_60f5971a18_o.gif

[Pyramid*]

Kate: is there a theme here....you giving the mods what they want......

mmmmm.

:suspect:

you'll go to the big bad fire you know. :devil:

[King Gizzard]

So this is the TiBB Nativity not Panto then :suspect:

[King Gizzard]

*just read the above posts, sorry*

[Black Dagger]

:hugesmile:

BTW.... the ******* Yeah....I 'heard' that as in Team America style !!

*dear god, i'm losing my sanity*

He will be made aware, that I wear the trousers in this marriage ;).

Luckily for you, you get to be my sister in law :p.

[Pyramid*]

He will be made aware, that I wear the trousers in this marriage ;).

Luckily for you, you get to be my sister in law :p.

What? Marriage....do you realise he's gonna take you for every penny..... get a pre-nup For FS.

Sister in law eh? ........... mmmm.

[Black Dagger]

What? Marriage....do you realise he's gonna take you for every penny..... get a pre-nup For FS.

Sister in law eh? ........... mmmm.

You obviously hate your own 'sister', can't you be happy for her, you wench... :joker:

[Kate!]

Tut, I see we have two Divas already. Lucas, you will have to get your own m and ms, we are on a shoestring budget you know! And Niamh, ssh, be good, the angels will be revolting if they hear you!

[Smithy]

the angels are already revolting http://i.imgur.com/RBmIo.png

[Black Dagger]

Tut, I see we have two Divas already. Lucas, you will have to get your own m and ms, we are on a shoestring budget you know! And Niamh, ssh, be good, the angels will be revolting if they hear you!

I beg your pardon?

THEN I QUIT, IF I DON'T GET MY M&M's your show can turn to ****e...

:tongue:

[Pyramid*]

You obviously hate your own 'sister', can't you be happy for her, you wench... :joker:

I look out for numero uno. (didn't you learn anything from BB12... Jem/Faye).

:nono::nono:

[Black Dagger]

I look out for numero uno. (didn't you learn anything from BB12... Jem/Faye).

:nono::nono:

And look how that turned out ;)...

I swear to god, if you go down the same way Jemma did, I'l be burying you under our new patio :whistle:

[Pyramid*]

Kate. Can you please take me off the list please.

I do not wish to take part.

Thanks and sincere apols to you if you've already started - really sorry.

[Kate!]

Aw Pyramid, I haven't started, and its no problem anyway, but can I ask why?

[Pyramid*]

Aw Pyramid, I haven't started, and its no problem anyway, but can I ask why?

Not for the forum Kate. I've pmd you as I felt you were owed some sort of explanation - and I am truly very sorry. I really am especially for letting you down in on the betting thread - despite a few kindly mods trying to help out with getting the sheet over to you. really sorry kate.

[Vicky.]

Since when is an angel the starring role

or wicked for that matter :suspect:

[Vicky.]

(only joking btw :p )

[Smithy]

Who is gonna be mary magdaline? :idc:

I nominate vicky, they're both incredibly similar in character

[Vicky.]

:bored:

[Smithy]

actually scotts probably more suited :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

You know it's believed she was probably Jesus's girlfriend. And that it was the stupid church that came after him, that tried to give her a bad name.

[Kate!]

There is no Mary Magdalene in this nativity! lol.

[Kate!]

Since when is an angel the starring role

or wicked for that matter :suspect:

Oh dear, Diva number 3 has arrived.

Hush now Lucas, Niamh and Vicky, or I may have to demote you to sheep! lol.

I need an Auntie for Jesus, 3 sheep and a donkey please, anyone?

Also, some characters may not be all they seem! hmmm.

[Lee.]

I'll join Kate :)

[Vicky.]

Niall must be a sheep :p

And I nominate nathan for the donkey

[King Gizzard]

No I am King Herod

[King Gizzard]

http://www.blogymate.com/BlogPost/BlogyMate.com1912201004630.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Vicky.]

Your crown looks like a pot.

[InOne]

D:

[Smithy]

King Herod evil man schemed and plotted wicked plan :nono:

[Kate!]

Right, Lee and Joe, do you want to be a donkey, a sheep or Jesus's Auntie?

[Vicky.]

Right, Lee and Joe, do you want to be a donkey, a sheep or Jesus's Auntie?

Only on tibb would you ever see that sentence...

[GypsyGoth]

Only on tibb would you ever see that sentence...

:laugh3:

[Sticks]

So who is looking after Front of House and collecting money for the tickets in the foyer.

Not all those involved in a production are on the stage

[Kate!]

The christmas elves and pixies have been hired for the evening :)

[Ammi]

..I didn't get a part...ok, no worries....I'm happy to be in the audience...that's an important part too...isn't it mum?.....:hmph:

[Niamh.]

the angels are already revolting http://i.imgur.com/RBmIo.png

:laugh2:

http://x2a.xanga.com/f4915bf133432276270747/z205099164.gif

[Novo]

Heard Locke wants to play the role of Puff Claus the first gay Father Christmas.. the story goes then he would only deliver presents to the gay children of the world and neglect the straight children ( he'd actually piss down there chimneys instead ) he was soon found out by Don Juan ( played by me ) and on Christmas eve 1856 he was thrown to his death from the rooftops by Don Juan and Don Juan became the guy we know as Father Christmas today

[HBB1508]

Oooo can I be an usherette please and serve the ice creams in the interval?

[Kate!]

Ammi, you are the InnKeeper.

- checks cast list -

Dammit, missed the Innkeeper off, will amend.:blush:

[Kate!]

Heard Locke wants to play the role of Puff Claus the first gay Father Christmas.. the story goes then he would only deliver presents to the gay children of the world and neglect the straight children ( he'd actually piss down there chimneys instead ) he was soon found out by Don Juan ( played by me ) and on Christmas eve 1856 he was thrown to his death from the rooftops by Don Juan and Don Juan became the guy we know as Father Christmas today

:joker:

[Kate!]

I still need a Donkey, 3 sheep and someone to play Jesus's auntie Petula (might change that name yet :D)

[Benjamin]

**** YEAH, Goes all Diva...

Get me some M&M peanuts, but remove the GREEN, and some peach fizz...

Notices who is playing Mary... oh, smashing xD.

I gave my virginity to God! :hmph:


He will be made aware, that I wear the trousers in this marriage ;).


Oh really? Well you couldn't even give me a child, you're not a real man.

[Kate!]

I gave my virginity to God! :hmph:




Oh really? Well you couldn't even give me a child, you're not a real man.

Ladies please.

Stop your bitchfest in my thread, I am trying to cast an important production here, go find me some sheep.

[Black Dagger]

I gave my virginity to God! :hmph:




Oh really? Well you couldn't even give me a child, you're not a real man.

Oh shush you, you frigid bitch... :nono:

[Kate!]

:hmph:You two had better get it out your systems, get a room or something, I won't have this on my stage.

[Benjamin]

Oh shush you, you frigid bitch... :nono:

I'm not the frigid one... :idc:

[Niamh.]

I'm not the frigid one... :idc:

Yes, we know that Bin :idc:

[Benjamin]

Yes, we know that Bin :idc:

LOL, I'm not some kind of hussy that just throws my self around. :tongue:

[Niamh.]

LOL, I'm not some kind of hussy that just throws my self around. :tongue:

Don't make me tell everyone why you had to quit the towers Ben :nono: Poor Vicky :bawling:

[Kate!]

Yes, we know that Bin :idc:

Bin?

Hmmmmm.

[Black Dagger]

I'm not the frigid one... :idc:

Oh yes, I should have gathered that, when you cheated on me with that grey, old pervert... the shame. =(

[Niamh.]

Bin?

Hmmmmm.

He chooses how to pronounce mine however he wants so I'll do the same :hmph:

[Kate!]

I call him Bin Jammin :D

[Niamh.]

I call him Bin Jammin :D

you see! We both think he's rubbish!

[Kate!]

Auditions for the three sheep and donkey will take place all afternoon, just do your best baaa/bray impressions in this thread, and I will pick the best, ahem!

4 roles up for grabs people, you will make it to Broadway after this, :D

And Jesus's Auntie Petula, I need someone for that.

[Kate!]

- have just invited Arista to audition for sheep/donkey -

toying with the idea of asking Claymores and Michael21 too :D

[Pyramid*]

- have just invited Arista to audition for sheep/donkey -

toying with the idea of asking Claymores and Michael21 too :D

:conf: Surely if they wanted parts, they would have seen the thread? :conf:

[Kate!]

:conf: Surely if they wanted parts, they would have seen the thread? :conf:

I know, lol, I just need these parts filling!!

Never fear, I will have a full cast by the end of the day.

[Pyramid*]

I know, lol, I just need these parts filling!!

Never fear, I will have a full cast by the end of the day.

:suspect:

Pyramids have no fear, you know that!! We are made of tougher stuff!! tee hee Been around for centuries (believe me, I know, I see that in the mirror every day!! ). :D

[Ammi]

I gave my virginity to God! :hmph:




Oh really? Well you couldn't even give me a child, you're not a real man.

LOL...I'm sure I saw it on ebay yesterday...

[Ammi]

I know, lol, I just need these parts filling!!

Never fear, I will have a full cast by the end of the day.

..I would have auditioned...but one rejection a day is all I can take....

[Shaun]

I'm having difficulties getting into character. See, if I was God, and I don't doubt for a second that I am, I would have to be under a truckload of narcotics to even think of creating this sorry excuse for a cast :idc:

-gets angry and sends lightning bolts after Michael Winner-

[Chuck]

I didn't even know Mary had a sister. D:

[Black Dagger]

I didn't even know Mary had a sister. D:

She does now...

Oh and Kate, dear, the temperature in my dressing room is far too cold, any chance of warming it up a bit, #Unabletoworkintheseconditions

[Shaun]

- have just invited Arista to audition for sheep/donkey -

toying with the idea of asking Claymores and Michael21 too :D

it's a donkey, not an ass :nono:

[Chuck]

I wonder if Mary's sister wears clothes like a Mother or something.

[Jarrod]

I've always been the Shepard... Even in school productions... Freaky!

[Lee.]

Right, Lee and Joe, do you want to be a donkey, a sheep or Jesus's Auntie?
I think I'd like to be the donkey please Kate :)

[Callum]

Are there any parts left or have they all been filled?

[Benjamin]

I think she still needs a sheep.

[Benjamin]

Hold up....

So even though me and Black Dagger are married, I lost my virginity to Shaun which left me knocked up and then I gave birth to Smithy and tried to pass him off as Black Daggers. Oh, the joy of Christmas. :hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Chuck - Mary's sister is hot!

Lee, yes you can be the donkey, I will make Michael21 a sheep.

Callum, would you like to be a sheep?

[Callum]

Callum, would you like to be a sheep?

Yes please :)

[Kate!]

Yes please :)

you won't regret it, these sheep are gonna be a sensation.

[Kate!]

She does now...

Oh and Kate, dear, the temperature in my dressing room is far too cold, any chance of warming it up a bit, #Unabletoworkintheseconditions

pipe down, Lucinda, or I will demote you to a sheep.

One sheep required now people and we have our "sorry excuse for a cast" as Shaun describes us. :D I'm not arguing with God, lol.

Edit: we have a full cast assembled, Jords is our final sheep.

- plans to start writing it tonight -

[Black Dagger]

Hold up....

So even though me and Black Dagger are married, I lost my virginity to Shaun which left me knocked up and then I gave birth to Smithy and tried to pass him off as Black Daggers. Oh, the joy of Christmas. :hugesmile:

Yeah, then I decided to sleep with your 'sister', 'she' doesn't know this though...

What a wonderful time of the year.

[Chuck]

what about Clayton? :nono:

[Smithy]

Hold up....

So even though me and Black Dagger are married, I lost my virginity to Shaun which left me knocked up and then I gave birth to Smithy and tried to pass him off as Black Daggers. Oh, the joy of Christmas. :hugesmile:

virgin my ass :idc:

[Smithy]

that sounds so wrong D:

[Chuck]

:laugh:

[Jords]

pipe down, Lucinda, or I will demote you to a sheep.

One sheep required now people and we have our "sorry excuse for a cast" as Shaun describes us. :D I'm not arguing with God, lol.

Edit: we have a full cast assembled, Jords is our final sheep.

- plans to start writing it tonight -

Excuse me :idc:

[Jords]

I mean -angry BAAAAAAAAAA-

[Black Dagger]

Excuse me :idc:

She'd not dare anyway, she knows deep down she'd be lost without making sure I'm up for working.

[Benjamin]

virgin my ass :idc:

:shocked:

[GypsyGoth]

Angels - Vicky, Josy, Kerry, Mollie and GypsyGoth


:amazed: :love:

[Kate!]

The writing has commenced.

I will post both the panto and the Nativity in December. Too early otherwise.

[Niamh.]

:amazed: I know this role is going to make me shine!

[Black Dagger]

:amazed: I know this role is going to make me shine!

Just remember though, just because you're a 'star' doesn't mean you are the actual star, that's reserved for myself... :tongue:

[Kate!]

Just remember though, just because you're a 'star' doesn't mean you are the actual star, that's reserved for myself... :tongue:

Right, I am cutting your lines in half and giving the sheep an extra scene.:wavey:

[Niamh.]

Just remember though, just because you're a 'star' doesn't mean you are the actual star, that's reserved for myself... :tongue:

Everyone will be looking up to me :idc:

[Pyramid*]

Everyone will be looking up to me :idc:


Aye, that's very true.

:hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

Aye, that's very true.

:hugesmile:

;)

[Black Dagger]

Everyone will be looking up to me :idc:

But more people will be wanting pictures with me... :idc:

[Kate!]

Twinkle Twinkle, little Niamh,
Fame and fortune you'll achieve,
Up above the stage you'll shine,
then celebrate with rose wine!

[Black Dagger]

Right, I am cutting your lines in half and giving the sheep an extra scene.:wavey:

FINE, YOU CAN FIND SOME OTHER TOM, DICK OR JOSEPH TO DO THIS AWFUL SHOW...

:tongue:

Love you really.

[Niamh.]

But more people will be wanting pictures with me... :idc:

Doubtful, you are but a lowly carpenter :idc:

Twinkle Twinkle, little Niamh,
Fame and fortune you'll achieve,
Up above the stage you'll shine,
then celebrate with rose wine!

:amazed:

[Ammi]

Twinkle Twinkle, little Niamh,
Fame and fortune you'll achieve,
Up above the stage you'll shine,
then celebrate with rose wine!

Did you not get a copy of the letter from Niamhs mum......don't let her near the wine.....after the last...'incident'......

I'll re write that for you

Hic-inkle Twinkle little Niamh
Lock up the booze before you leave
If you want your star to shine
make sure to keep her off the wine....

[Sticks]

I'm afraid there is a technical hitch - We need a new hall to put this on, the one selected has discovered that it's entertainment licence has expired. It has put in an application but there has been an objection from some old codger

[Kate!]

Lol Ammi :D

[fruit_cake]

when do the tickets go on sale??

[Shaun]

I'm afraid there is a technical hitch - We need a new hall to put this on, the one selected has discovered that it's entertainment licence has expired. It has put in an application but there has been an objection from some old codger

claymores :bored:

[Sticks]

when do the tickets go on sale??

We need to find a venue - All the ones I had printed have had to be pulped, sorry :bawling:

[Black Dagger]

We need to find a venue - All the ones I had printed have had to be pulped, sorry :bawling:

My local theatre says we can do it there...

The true star of this show saves the day... AGAIN. :hugesmile:

[fruit_cake]

We need to find a venue - All the ones I had printed have had to be pulped, sorry :bawling:

:bawling:

[Lee.]

Did I get the donkey part? :amazed:

[exoticrosebud]

i want to be an EXOTIC PRINCESS !!! pllleeeeessseeeeeeeeee. oh go on then...will have any part just to be come famous ! lol....

[Kate!]

Exotic rosebud, you can be the Innkeepers wife.

[Sticks]

My local theatre says we can do it there...

The true star of this show saves the day... AGAIN. :hugesmile:

Not that I indulge, but does it have the drinks licence sorted out

[Kate!]

I love Yoda!

[Kate!]

The Tibb Nativity is done, and in the process of being posted in installments....now for my next project. I have already made a start on the Tibb Panto, anyone who definitely wants to be in it please indicate, I will make sure you get a part. Other than that I shall chose fellow tibbers for suitable roles ;) Can get plenty more characters in this than the Nativity, most will only have a couple of lines though.

[Sticks]

Which printer do we want to go with for the programmes?

[Suze]

Why am I not in it the Nativity :bawling: I would like to be in the Panto, as long as I don't have to do any witty posts, I am c*ap at that stuff.

Just seen I am too late for this :bawling:

[Sticks]

Not every one is on the stage, some of us look after Front of House and behind the scenes.

[Kate!]

Suze, I have a great role for you in the panto. Sorry you weren't in the Nativity. lol. Hope you like it anyway.

[Pyramid*]

The Tibb Nativity is done, and in the process of being posted in installments....now for my next project. I have already made a start on the Tibb Panto, anyone who definitely wants to be in it please indicate, I will make sure you get a part. Other than that I shall chose fellow tibbers for suitable roles ;) Can get plenty more characters in this than the Nativity, most will only have a couple of lines though.

I will confirm that I am being Scrooge and do not wish to be included in this please. Thank you.

[Kate!]

Just to clarify, NOBODY will be included without being asked FIRST :)

I am aware Pyramid doesn't want to be included and of course, that wish will be respected.

[Pyramid*]

Just to clarify, NOBODY will be included without being asked FIRST :)

I am aware Pyramid doesn't want to be included and of course, that wish will be respected.

Much obliged to you Kate. on a side note: I sent you a pm. :)

[Kate!]

I am aware of the pm thank you.