Ten firemen release man with ring stuck on penis..

[bbfan1991]

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A man with a ring stuck on his penis had to be cut free by ten firefighters, it has been reported.

Two fire engines were called to Queen Elizabeth Hospital in London after staff were unable to remove the ring. It took the firemen 20 minutes to cut the ring off.

Firefighters have been forced to carry out the procedure on two previous occasions between April 2010 and May 2011, according to Metro.

The most recent incident is just one of 417 involving people stuck in objects, machinery or furniture that London firefighters have attended to so far this year.

A reported 36 people had to be freed from handcuffs, a man in Kingston upon Thames needed help after getting wedged in a child's toy car and several people managed to get toilet seats stuck on their heads.

An ironing board and a DVD player were also among the unusual objects that members of the public have become entangled in.

Dave Brown, the brigade's assistant commissioner for operations and mobilising, asked the public to be more careful and to avoid getting into such "ridiculous" situations that take up firefighters time.

"These incidents are time-consuming, costly and take up the precious time of our crews who are then unavailable to attend other, potentially life-threatening emergencies," he said.

[Marc]

"managed to get toilet seats stuck on their heads." :laugh2: brilliant.

:suspect: and disgusting..

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hot

[Ammi]

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A man with a ring stuck on his penis had to be cut free by ten firefighters, it has been reported.

Two fire engines were called to Queen Elizabeth Hospital in London after staff were unable to remove the ring. It took the firemen 20 minutes to cut the ring off.

Firefighters have been forced to carry out the procedure on two previous occasions between April 2010 and May 2011, according to Metro.

The most recent incident is just one of 417 involving people stuck in objects, machinery or furniture that London firefighters have attended to so far this year.

A reported 36 people had to be freed from handcuffs, a man in Kingston upon Thames needed help after getting wedged in a child's toy car and several people managed to get toilet seats stuck on their heads.

An ironing board and a DVD player were also among the unusual objects that members of the public have become entangled in.

Dave Brown, the brigade's assistant commissioner for operations and mobilising, asked the public to be more careful and to avoid getting into such "ridiculous" situations that take up firefighters time.

"These incidents are time-consuming, costly and take up the precious time of our crews who are then unavailable to attend other, potentially life-threatening emergencies," he said.

:suspect:

[Kate!]

:joker::joker:

makes you wonder, what on earth where they doing in order to get the toilet seats stuck in the first place.

[Niamh.]

a ring? like a ring for your finger or what? :suspect:

[Vicky.]

How the hell do you get a toilet seat stuck on your head?! :conf2:

I could understand a bit more if it was a sole incident, but 'several people' managed it?! :laugh:

[Niamh.]

How the hell do you get a toilet seat stuck on your head?! :conf2:

I could understand a bit more if it was a sole incident, but 'several people' managed it?! :laugh:

They must have had huge heads :joker:

[bbfan1991]

a ring? like a ring for your finger or what? :suspect:

Well at least it did not stink of fish:eek::yuk:.

[Ammi]

They must have had huge heads :joker:

...or small toilets

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Well at least it did not stink of fish:eek::yuk:.

what D:

[Tom]

:joker::joker:

makes you wonder, what on earth where they doing in order to get the toilet seats stuck in the first place.

How the hell do you get a toilet seat stuck on your head?! :conf2:

I could understand a bit more if it was a sole incident, but 'several people' managed it?! :laugh:

by being sick?

How small must his cock have been to get a ring stuck on it? (assuming its a wedding-type ring and not another sort...)

[Niamh.]

by being sick?

How small must his cock have been to get a ring stuck on it? (assuming its a wedding-type ring and not another sort...)

Maybe he has very fat fingers :idc:

[Jords]

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Must have been some onion rings

[Jackie]

I think they mean a willy ring that you put on to make youre erection last longer.

[Kate!]

Here...........

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOL6b6Ee7roF3CKgaBAmzEO9Ek_Q-QMCExDRVQy3smkYKbY7q7

[Chuck]

Must have been some onion rings

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Here...........

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOL6b6Ee7roF3CKgaBAmzEO9Ek_Q-QMCExDRVQy3smkYKbY7q7

Poor jedward fever and harry have just been blinded for life :sad:

[Chuck]

Kate calls Wagner a perv and 5 minutes later posts a pic of a pierced penis. I mean

[MTVN]

Oh good God D:

[Kate!]

Kate calls Wagner a perv and 5 minutes later posts a pic of a pierced penis. I mean

Don't pretend you didn't like it :devil:

btw get your name down for the Tibb Advent Calendar, we still need 8 dates filling (shameless promotion I know, but it is such a great idea of Judas, I want it to do well)

[Vicky.]

:o

[Chuck]

oh dear Matt is drooling

[MTVN]

oh dear Matt is drooling

Don't be ridiculous :nono: I hadn't even followed the thread, just clicked the spoiler randomly, didn't expect to see a pierced penis sticking up :bored:

[Chuck]

Great surprise though :evilgrin:

[MTVN]

I've had better surprises :idc:

[bbfan1991]

I've had better surprises :idc:

http://strayhaven.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/funny-pictures-bad-idea-cat-is-always-full-of-surprises.jpg

:eek:

[Chuck]

:laugh: