Wagon Wheels!

[Benjamin]

Dezzy reminded me these things exist! Which is your fave type of WW?

[Locke.]

The round ones

[Mystic Mock]

The normal ones.

[Jords]

I hate dem all.

[MTVN]

The Jam ones, but they have barely any Jam in them anymore :bored:

[Benjamin]

I hate dem all.

:nono:


Go eat some of LemonJam's Deep fried green beans. :hmph:

[Jords]

:nono:


Go eat some of LemonJam's Deep fried green beans. :hmph:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Pyramid*]

Original for Wagon Wheels.

Jam is for Jammie Dodgers.

[GypsyGoth]

The normal ones.

:worship:

[Jords]

This thread is making me a bit sick Im getting a mental image of them can we have it deleted? xx

[Pyramid*]

This thread is making me a bit sick Im getting a mental image of them can we have it deleted? xx

:D

*Passes Jords a bucket and a glass of water*

[Jords]

:D

*Passes Jords a bucket and a glass of water*

http://nhanfiction.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/sad_cat_is_sad156.jpg

(this cat is so cute :shocked:)

[GypsyGoth]

awww :love:

[Pyramid*]

http://nhanfiction.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/sad_cat_is_sad156.jpg

(this cat is so cute :shocked:)

Adorable.

Think it's a Scottish fold kitty. :lovedup:

Awwhh.....are you having to go look at nice wee cute things to stop you from heaving all over the thread.... !!!!!!! Tee hee.

[Benjamin]

http://nhanfiction.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/sad_cat_is_sad156.jpg

(this cat is so cute :shocked:)

He's eyeing up Doogle's thread, I think he has a question for him. :hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

To be a mod you have to like Jammie wagon wheels it appears. :laugh:

[Pyramid*]

To be a mod you have to like Jammie wagon wheels it appears. :laugh:

Male ones at that!! :D

[Jords]

Adorable.

Think it's a Scottish fold kitty. :lovedup:

Awwhh.....are you having to go look at nice wee cute things to stop you from heaving all over the thread.... !!!!!!! Tee hee.

Thats really cool you know that!

I only know Persians, Bengals and Siamese cats... the rest are 'normal' to me :laugh:

[MTVN]

To be a mod you have to like Jammie wagon wheels it appears. :laugh:

Or is that to like Jammie Wagon Wheels you have to be a Mod :suspect:

[Kerry]

None anymore. Somebody shrank them

[Benjamin]

Male ones at that!! :D

All the mods are males. :idc:

Or is that to like Jammie Wagon Wheels you have to be a Mod :suspect:

Oh, maybe they made them just for us. :amazed:

[Pyramid*]

Thats really cool you know that!

I only know Persians, Bengals and Siamese cats... the rest are 'normal' to me :laugh:

I think the words you are looking for are 'really sad' !!! :hugesmile:

It's the ears being folded down - hence the 'fold' in the name of breed.

See, full of completely useless info that you will never likely to ever need in your lifetime. :D

[Jords]

None anymore. Somebody shrank them

Whoever idea was this is a hero, now we need to eliminate them completely! :devil:

[Kerry]

All the mods are males. :idc:



OI, Tartbag!

[Pyramid*]

All the mods are males. :idc:

God lies. :shocked:

[Benjamin]

Whoever idea was this is a hero, now we need to eliminate them completely! :devil:

-frisbee's a wagon wheel at Jords' head-

[Kerry]

Whoever idea was this is a hero, now we need to eliminate them completely! :devil:

They're not the best. But every now and again you need that bit of choccie and marshmellow.....

[Jords]

I think the words you are looking for are 'really sad' !!! :hugesmile:

It's the ears being folded down - hence the 'fold' in the name of breed.

See, full of completely useless info that you will never likely to ever need in your lifetime. :D

:joker:

It might be useless but its interesting :tongue:
-wants a Scottish Fold cat and a Jammie wagon wheel-

Ben :bored:

[Jords]

They're not the best. But every now and again you need that bit of choccie and marshmellow.....

Youre right Kerry

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qt19NwlJjlg/SgGGbdezp8I/AAAAAAAABo0/r1mGjGyyPfU/s400/3627-WBJ-Designer-Night_chocolate-marshmellow.jpg

[Kerry]

Youre right Kerry

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qt19NwlJjlg/SgGGbdezp8I/AAAAAAAABo0/r1mGjGyyPfU/s400/3627-WBJ-Designer-Night_chocolate-marshmellow.jpg

Oh my Nom

[Pyramid*]

They're not the best. But every now and again you need that bit of choccie and marshmellow.....

Is that the posh way of saying it! :hugesmile:

[Pyramid*]

Just caught this on the web..... some punter giving their 'critique' of a Wagon wheel.... their description is quite amusing. :D




Wagon wheels create an instant sense of nostalgia, and yearning for days gone by, in all seasoned biscuit fans, due to the fact that they used to be bigger, much bigger, and thicker. The reduction in size of the Wagon wheel maybe due to our childhood memories recalling a biscuit that was relatively larger compared to us. However, this phenomena does not occur with other large diameter biscuits such as the digestive, so we are left to wonder at the reasons for a mysterious plot to reduce their size. They also used to come in boxes of four with a brown plastic tray thing keeping them in order.


There is much to commend the Wagon Wheel, and even its weaknesses endear it to us, like an old well loved pet dog who whose gone all mental and chases cars, dispite being run over from time to time, I expect. For instance its chocolate flavoured coating, now what's that all about? It gives Wagon Wheels a strange grey vinyl silk sheen, and forms a tortured mass of ripplely bumps on the surface, almost like its not meant to be there at all and has managed to adhere to the surface despite the odds. As for what it tastes like compared to chocolate, who knows? there isn't enough of it to make an informed opinion.


Now on the marshmallow center, what do we know of that? Well it is believed to contain the Wagon Wheels small quantity of gelatin, a useful fact if you want to ward off any vegetarians who are making advances to your biscuits. Other than that it would seem that its main role is to provide an interesting structural layer, allowing both biscuit layers a degree of independent horizontal movement once the flimsy chocolate seal has been compromised. As for what it tastes like again, I doubt if any body knows for sure.


And finally the two biscuit layers themselves. Well your guess is as good as mine, as to what is happening there. They seem to be a bit like an ultra thin shortcake biscuit that has gone stale. Maybe.
However, put all of these odd things together, as Burton's have, and you get the compelling whole that is the Wagon Wheel. Apparently according to the pack this is "A taste for adventure".

[MTVN]

The marshmallow is the worst bit about Wagon Wheels

[Jords]

I have an exception I like this type


http://commadot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wagonwheel1.jpg

[Benjamin]

I have an exception I like this type


http://commadot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wagonwheel1.jpg



:lovedup:

[Pyramid*]

The marshmallow is the worst bit about Wagon Wheels

Yeah, it's not the best. The biscuit base is lovely - but the choc is 'greasy'.

I have an exception I like this type


http://commadot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wagonwheel1.jpg


:D Think it might be a wee chewier than the other varieties Just a hunch!

:D

[MTVN]

I have an exception I like this type


http://commadot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wagonwheel1.jpg


Doesn't that come under the "original" poll option

[Jords]

Just caught this on the web..... some punter giving their 'critique' of a Wagon wheel.... their description is quite amusing. :D




Wagon wheels create an instant sense of nostalgia, and yearning for days gone by, in all seasoned biscuit fans, due to the fact that they used to be bigger, much bigger, and thicker. The reduction in size of the Wagon wheel maybe due to our childhood memories recalling a biscuit that was relatively larger compared to us. However, this phenomena does not occur with other large diameter biscuits such as the digestive, so we are left to wonder at the reasons for a mysterious plot to reduce their size. They also used to come in boxes of four with a brown plastic tray thing keeping them in order.


There is much to commend the Wagon Wheel, and even its weaknesses endear it to us, like an old well loved pet dog who whose gone all mental and chases cars, dispite being run over from time to time, I expect. For instance its chocolate flavoured coating, now what's that all about? It gives Wagon Wheels a strange grey vinyl silk sheen, and forms a tortured mass of ripplely bumps on the surface, almost like its not meant to be there at all and has managed to adhere to the surface despite the odds. As for what it tastes like compared to chocolate, who knows? there isn't enough of it to make an informed opinion.


Now on the marshmallow center, what do we know of that? Well it is believed to contain the Wagon Wheels small quantity of gelatin, a useful fact if you want to ward off any vegetarians who are making advances to your biscuits. Other than that it would seem that its main role is to provide an interesting structural layer, allowing both biscuit layers a degree of independent horizontal movement once the flimsy chocolate seal has been compromised. As for what it tastes like again, I doubt if any body knows for sure.


And finally the two biscuit layers themselves. Well your guess is as good as mine, as to what is happening there. They seem to be a bit like an ultra thin shortcake biscuit that has gone stale. Maybe.
However, put all of these odd things together, as Burton's have, and you get the compelling whole that is the Wagon Wheel. Apparently according to the pack this is "A taste for adventure".



:laugh2:

I thought I wrote this for a second but then saw the word 'compelling' and knew it must have been a mix-up.

[Pyramid*]

Doesn't that come under the "original" poll option

:laugh3:

I don't think you're too far wrong tbh!

[Jords]

Doesn't that come under the "original" poll option

This is what Bethlehem, Oogie Boogie and Snowball must be voting for, makes sense only mods would consume something so vulgar :suspect:

[Shaun]

I only ever had the marshmallow from them if they were in my lunchbox :hmph: I was such a wasteful child.

[Kerry]

The biscuit bits the worst bit. It tastes cheap and nasty

[Shaun]

Yeah, it was like cardboard.

Tunnocks teacakes however, now there was a lunchbox treat from the gods.

[Shaun]

Yeah, it was like cardboard.

Tunnocks teacakes however, now there was a lunchbox treat from the gods.

[Kerry]

Yeah, it was like cardboard.

Tunnocks teacakes however, now there was a lunchbox treat from the gods.

Now yer talkin'

[Pyramid*]

Yeah, it was like cardboard.

Tunnocks teacakes however, now there was a lunchbox treat from the gods.

Nah, not the Gods, from the Scots. ;)15 mins up the road from here!

[Shaun]

-wants some Irn Bru-

[LemonJam]

:nono:


Go eat some of LemonJam's Deep fried green beans. :hmph:

Deep Fried Green Beans > Sex

Death > Wagonwheels :idc:

(only because I can't eat them :( frikking marshmallow)

[Josy]

None anymore. Somebody shrank them

I was just going to post this :laugh:

[Tom4784]

Pfft, only peasants and Josy likes the originals :hmph:

*The mods and Braden scoffs at you all from a Jammie Skybox.*

[Black Dagger]

The original Marshmallow ones.

[Pyramid*]

The original Marshmallow ones.

You peasant.


:D

[Black Dagger]

Pfft, only peasants and Josy likes the originals :hmph:

*The mods and Braden scoffs at you all from a Jammie Skybox.*

You cheeky so and so, I'l have you know I'm like royalty in my parts.

[Tom4784]

You cheeky so and so, I'l have you know I'm like royalty in my parts.

Your talents with a cucumber does not make you royalty, it makes you a slut. :nono:

[Suze]

The Jammie ones are the best.

[Benjamin]

I haven't tried the Banoffee ones, but I really want too. :hugesmile:

[Vicky.]

They are all awful :bored:

[joeysteele]

When I have one, its just an original one.

[Josy]

Pfft, only peasants and Josy likes the originals :hmph:

*The mods and Braden scoffs at you all from a Jammie Skybox.*

:joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

I've not heard of Wagon Wheels, they're called Celebrations where i live

[Josy]

I've not heard of Wagon Wheels, they're called Celebrations where i live

:laugh:

Are you talking about these?

http://www.vander-wal.nl/shop/images/products/Masterfoods/Celebrations/11732_Mars%20Celebrations%209x263gr.jpg

[Jackie]

Ive only tasted originals and don't you think their getting smaller in size lol?

[Benjamin]

I'm not sure they are smaller, I think it's because we get bigger. I was looking at the sizes and the dimensions of a Wagon Wheel and they haven't changed much apparently. :laugh:

[MTVN]

I'm not sure if they've shrunk but they definitely use less jam than they used to :suspect:

[bbfan1991]

Double Choc:).