TiBB's Hotseat 2011: Karl

[Benjamin]

http://i55.tinypic.com/2r3wbqp.jpg

Unlimited Questions. Ten members. One Hotseat.

Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180254).

Facing a probing from you this time is one of TiBB's resident stoners, it's:


Karl


If the government put marijuana up to a class A how would you feel?

[Ramsay]

If the government put marijuana up to a class A how would you feel?

I'd be pretty confused cus like come on as if its a class A..like REALLY? nawww
edit: YES I WAS PICKED WOOOO :dance: *expects loads of doogle questions*

[Ninastar]

When was the last time you stubbed your toe?

[Maia]

Who is that hilarious seeming person in your signature?

[Benjamin]

If you had to gauge out your eyes with a mustard spoon or grate your testicles, which would you pick and why?

[Ramsay]

When was the last time you stubbed your toe?

27 minutes ago

Who is that hilarious seeming person in your signature?

It is the great Tyler the Creator
4CvT8E32WgE

If you had to gauge out your eyes with a mustard spoon or grate your testicles, which would you pick and why?

grate my balls
cant be that bad right?:laugh:

[Locke.]

Which 3 female TiBB members would you like to give a personal tour of Case de Karl?

[Ramsay]

Which 3 female TiBB members would you like to give a personal tour of Case de Karl?

Pyramid
Pyramid
and
Pyramid

[GypsyGoth]

If you were a bee, do you think you'd get on with ants?

[Benjamin]

If you had to endure a small deserted island for a year and had to take five TiBB members with you, which five would you take and why?

[Ramsay]

If you were a bee, do you think you'd get on with ants?

:joker: for sure ants are so cool man

If you had to endure a small deserted island for a year and had to take five TiBB members with you, which five would you take and why?

Novo and Locke for the giggles
Shaun because im sure he would somehow have a Beatles album or two with him
Stu for smoke and drink
Mollie to reproduce

[GypsyGoth]

What would you do if you woke up after crazy party and you were married to SuBo?

[Benjamin]

What would you do if you woke up after crazy party and you were SuBo?

[Ramsay]

What would you do if you woke up after crazy party and you were married to SuBo?

Ride her senseless

What would you do if you woke up after crazy party and you were SuBo?

Ride myself senseless

[Benjamin]

Would you film it and sell it to the TV channels?

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3: :laugh3:

[Ramsay]

Would you film it and sell it to the TV channels?

Only for the right price :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

How many apples could you eat in an hour?

[Ramsay]

How many apples could you eat in an hour?

I dont really like apples so about 12

[GypsyGoth]

what song have you listened to most in the last year?

[Ramsay]

what song have you listened to most in the last year?

not really a song but the music that goes with this is amazing..i try to listen to this at least once every day its so good



WibmcsEGLKo&feature=related

[GypsyGoth]

That was good.

[Ramsay]

Yeah its crazy the worlds most famous non-speaking actor could do that like..woah ..try watching that stoned i cried to it once

[Benjamin]

-goes to get stoned-


What flavour jellybean would you most like to see invented?

[Benjamin]

-goes to get stoned-


What flavour jellybean would you most like to see invented?

[GypsyGoth]

American Dad or Family Guy?

[Ramsay]

What flavour jellybean would you most like to see invented?

Bavaria or Kush flavored

American Dad or Family Guy?

American Dad
Family Guy is complete rotten horse****

[GypsyGoth]

Have you ever had cornflakes with hot milk?

[Tom4784]

WHERE in the world is Carmen San Diego?

[Ramsay]

Have you ever had cornflakes with hot milk?

Yeah its ****in serious!


WHERE in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Uganda?

[LemonJam]

In an alternate universe you're an expert on the trumpet. I give you a trumpet. What do you start playing?

[Ramsay]

In an alternate universe you're an expert on the trumpet. I give you a trumpet. What do you start playing?


for sure


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[Benjamin]

not really a song but the music that goes with this is amazing..i try to listen to this at least once every day its so good



WibmcsEGLKo&feature=related

Wow. That really hits the soul and mind. I'm going to have to download that.




If you could give one piece of advice what would it be?

[Ramsay]

If you could give one piece of advice what would it be?

''You can be whatever you want to be, if you want to be a unicorn you're a ****ing unicorn,if you want to be a table..you are a ****ing table''

[King Gizzard]

asl?

[Ramsay]

14/f/new york.. u?xoxoxo

[Benjamin]

Worst stoned experience?

[Ramsay]

Got this really dodgy 25 bag of some weird thai weed ..took a few too many bong hits and things got way too weird , had to be carried across the street to my friends house..but ya see my friends are ***** so they messed with me and told me that the cats were after me..so of course i got ultra paranoid and could see cat shadows everywhere then went into the living room planked out on the floor , put some sheet over me and had the weirdest trippiest ****ed up 2 hours ever..whenever i closed my eyes i was being chased by massive wookies trying to eat me
later i found out a friend of mine was whispering chewbacca in my ear for about an hour:laugh:

wow that was long

[Ramsay]

Since then i havent had one bong hit..they are just awful

[Benjamin]

:laugh:

If you could change one thing about TiBB, what would it be?

[Ramsay]

Get rid of the swear filter ... like jesus christ we're not kids:laugh:

[Benjamin]

**** you Karl!


How do you feel about Hello Kitty?

[Ramsay]

:bawling:
What is Hello Kitty?:laugh:

[Benjamin]

This. :devil:

How does it make you feel watching it. :laugh:

0a4rrMEOOFA

[Ramsay]

Okay im 3 mins in
Its terrifying :laugh:
Where do you find this kind of stuff lololol

[Benjamin]

One of my old house mates was obsessed with it. :bored:

[Shaun]

what is the furthest you have ever gone with a guy?

favourite beatle?

pasta or rice?

[Tom4784]

If you could swap voices with anyone who would it be?

I'd go for Ian Mckellan's.

[Ramsay]

what is the furthest you have ever gone with a guy?

A kiss for a dare..2 girls said they'd make out if we did it..we did it..they didnt..:bawling:

favourite beatle?

George OF COURSE

pasta or rice?
Ehhh the first one

[Ramsay]

If you could swap voices with anyone who would it be?

I'd go for Ian Mckellan's.

Morgan Freeman all the way :laugh:

[Tom4784]

Sarah Jessica Parker takes your stash.

WHAT THE **** DO YOU DO?!

[Ramsay]

Chase her with a hatchet,chop her up and piss on her remains
Dirty bitch

[Tom4784]

Jesus Christ, you must really like your sugarcubes.

If you could just delete someone from existence who would it be?

[Ramsay]

Ice T
****ing hate that prick
Urgghhh even thinking about him makes my blood boil

[Shaun]

you get the opportunity to take me out on a date. where do you take mii n wot do we doo~~?

[Ramsay]

have mad sex

[Roy Mars III]

Tyler or Earl?

[King Gizzard]

(earl)

[Roy Mars III]

correct

[fruit_cake]

what's your favourite type of Take Away???

[Benjamin]

n_66EIOOPrc

[Marc]

Do you like reading something whilst taking a dump?

[Niamh.]

If you could only go to one more concert ever for your whole life, who would you choose to see and why?

[Kate!]

If your life was a Movie, which would it be?

[Ramsay]

Tyler or Earl?

I prefer Earl's solo stuff but Tyler cracks me up like he is so hilarious
So Earl

what's your favourite type of Take Away???

Chinese baby

n_66EIOOPrc

RAAAAAVE!

Do you like reading something whilst taking a dump?

Yeh..but i prefer listening to music hah

If you could only go to one more concert ever for your whole life, who would you choose to see and why?

Paul McCartney because its ****ing Paul McCartney :laugh:

If your life was a Movie, which would it be?

Superbad is a pretty scary replica of a night i had out once

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can i stroke your beard

[Bollo]

Cornish pasty or lemon meringue pie?

[Ramsay]

can i stroke your beard

yes but be gentle

Cornish pasty or lemon meringue pie?

lemon meringue pie sounds tasty

[Kate!]

what is Santa bringing you this year?

[Bollo]

Would you rather: everything you eat tasted like cheesy wotsits or every word you say comes out in song form?

[Ramsay]

what is Santa bringing you this year?

Spurs jersey,inbetweeners movie and 2 games
BUZZ

Would you rather: everything you eat tasted like cheesy wotsits or every word you say comes out in song form?

the 2nd one
my life would be a real life musical:dance:

[Niamh.]

If you could look like any celebrity who would it be?

[Ramsay]

Neil Patrick Harris and Josh Homme's lovechild

[Niamh.]

Neil Patrick Harris and Josh Homme's lovechild

:bored: terrible choice.

[Ramsay]

No!!!
They are the coolest guys ever!

[Benjamin]

What do you put on your crumpets?

[Tom4784]

When are you going to pay Child Support? Laquisha needs a new weave.

[Shaun]

What do you put on your crumpets?

people put other things than butter on them? :o

-question-
WHO IS BETTER: BEYONCE OR SHAKIRA

[King Gizzard]

Why are you such a dick

[GypsyGoth]

how does gravity work?

[Benjamin]

people put other things than butter on them? :o


My friend puts jam or chocolate spread on them. :nono:

I have some good crumpet and she ruins them.

[Tom4784]

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!

:sad:

[King Gizzard]

Would you ever masturbate during a holocaust?

[Benjamin]

What's your favourite direction?

[GypsyGoth]

What ever happened to shania twain?

[King Gizzard]

What ever happened to baby jane?

[King Gizzard]

Do the chickens have large talons

[GypsyGoth]

how tall is the tallest tree in the world?

[Tom4784]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

[King Gizzard]

What is Linda Mac's number?

[GypsyGoth]

Have you ever seen a ufo?

[Tom4784]

Bad Boys Bad Boys, Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

[GypsyGoth]

will it snow on xmas day?

[Benjamin]

What is the best thing about tofu?

[GypsyGoth]

how many fish are in the sea?

[Benjamin]

Why did the starfish blush?

[King Gizzard]

Why ARE YOU NOT HERE ANSWERING QUESTIONS

why is there a w in answer

[GypsyGoth]

why did the london riots happen?

[Benjamin]

Why is Nathan not using question marks?

[GypsyGoth]

can rabbits swim?

[Shaun]

What would you do with half an hour, a tub of vaseline and seventy wax replicas of the Venus di Milo?

[Shaun]

How much, to the nearest milligram, does your nose weigh?

[Shaun]

When and where was the first time you shaved a lightbulb?

[Shaun]

If I have 3 cardboard cut-outs of Harry! and I lose two of them in a snowstorm how ****ing gutted will you be?

[Shaun]

How do you pronounce 'jalapeno' and how does that make you feel?

[King Gizzard]

When is arista going to reveal his 6 year love affair with Caroline Quentin?

[GypsyGoth]

what do you think of this moth?

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5icrlVfE1qkuj9no1_500.jpg

[Shaun]

How many oxo cubes should you put into Sticks' cup of tea?

[GypsyGoth]

can seagulls fly upside down?

[King Gizzard]

Was the Third Reich simply misunderstood?

[Shaun]

who is that in your sig nate?

(don't answer, i want karl to answer this)

[GypsyGoth]

why do i feel sleepy?

[King Gizzard]

Why is this > most songs

7vKoIw_THvQ

[Jordan.]

do you lika do tha cha cha?

[GypsyGoth]

what's going to happen in the future?

[Benjamin]

What's your view on human trafficking in Belize?

[King Gizzard]

Why is God in Denmark?

[Shaun]

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[InOne]

John, Paul, George or Ringo?

[Benjamin]

What lubrication have you found to be the best?

[Kate!]

Oasis or Blur?
Happy Mondays or the Stone Roses?
Kylie or Dannii Minogue?
BB or CBB?
Amy Childs or Kerry Katona?
Night or Day?
Football or Rugby?
Love or Money?
Who has asked you the best question so far, what is it and why?

[Black Dagger]

Why is the rum always gone?

[Kate!]

Why is the rum always gone?

I love that quote :D

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEjafE859oAJUf5k12lJvE1OBVfvNXI _yZTas19RXhi2lR4mYIIQ

[Black Dagger]

If Kerry Katona, Pete Docherty, Frankie Cocozza and Mick Jagger were all in a room, how much cocaine would be snorted in 16 minutes?

[Kate!]

Who is the biggest celebrity slut of 2011?

[Benjamin]

Who is TiBB's biggest slut of 2011?

[Kate!]

Who is TiBB's biggest slut of 2011?

We all know the answer to that already :idc:

[Niamh.]

Out of all the questions that have been asked in this thread, which was the most annoying/hardest to answer?

[Black Dagger]

If you could punch a TIBB member square in the face, who would it be?

[Benjamin]

We all know the answer to that already :idc:

He may not say you Kate. :idc:

[Jordan.]

Honest opinion on this haircut?

http://thumb.kweeper.net/10/06/10/db327664aca77cdc50fd7168496260cd_h.jpg

[Ramsay]

woah ok page 4!!


What do you put on your crumpets?

i dont think ive ever eaten a crumpet?

When are you going to pay Child Support? Laquisha needs a new weave.

next dole payment man i swear


-question-
WHO IS BETTER: BEYONCE OR SHAKIRA

Shakira is hotter

Why are you such a dick

cus my parents are dicks

how does gravity work?

i have no idea

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!

:sad:

cus you cheated on me with Michael21 :bawling: it takes years to recover from such a travesty

Would you ever masturbate during a holocaust?

YES

What's your favourite direction?

Up and High :)

What ever happened to shania twain?

Got caught getting down and funky with Arista

What ever happened to baby jane?

weird ass movie

Do the chickens have large talons

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27539_109692485719007_9876_n.jpg

how tall is the tallest tree in the world?

Really really tall

Why does it hurt when I pee?

that usually happens after having a big crazy wank

What is Linda Mac's number?

:laugh2:

Have you ever seen a ufo?

one time me and fowley were stoned in a field and were convinced we saw one and started freaking out but it was probably just a plane...but if it wasent...

Bad Boys Bad Boys, Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

aw tunnnne

will it snow on xmas day?

nawwh

What is the best thing about tofu?

it rhytmes with maffew?
Eu69OeYG7kE

how many fish are in the sea?

enough to get your hole multiple times over

Why did the starfish blush?

can starfish even blush?

Why ARE YOU NOT HERE ANSWERING QUESTIONS

why is there a w in answer

i was asleep!

why did the london riots happen?

too many kids getting too excited on sugar

Why is Nathan not using question marks?

cus he's foolish dawwg

can rabbits swim?

i just asked my cat and she doesnt know

[Ramsay]

What would you do with half an hour, a tub of vaseline and seventy wax replicas of the Venus di Milo?

Need i even answer?

How much, to the nearest milligram, does your nose weigh?

1000

When and where was the first time you shaved a lightbulb?

3 weeks ago

If I have 3 cardboard cut-outs of Harry! and I lose two of them in a snowstorm how ****ing gutted will you be?

So so so ragin


How do you pronounce 'jalapeno' and how does that make you feel?

sounds like a yogurt ..jal-ap-eno

When is arista going to reveal his 6 year love affair with Caroline Quentin?

ASAP!!

what do you think of this moth?

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5icrlVfE1qkuj9no1_500.jpg

adorable

How many oxo cubes should you put into Sticks' cup of tea?

just enough so that he would notice and get annoyed


can seagulls fly upside down?

YES

Was the Third Reich simply misunderstood?

YES

why do i feel sleepy?

I feel sleepy all the time..BUZZ

Why is this > most songs

7vKoIw_THvQ

cus the stokes >>>> most other bands

do you lika do tha cha cha?

BRUCE ALMIGHTY!

what's going to happen in the future?

we are gonna have flying cars

What's your view on human trafficking in Belize?

thatsquite depressing

Why is God in Denmark?

Cus Denmark pwns

I'm Ron Burgundy?

DAMMIT WHO PUT A QUESTION MARK ON THE TELEPROMPTER!

John, Paul, George or Ringo?

George all the way

What lubrication have you found to be the best?

They are all fantastic

Oasis or Blur?
Happy Mondays or the Stone Roses?
Kylie or Dannii Minogue?
BB or CBB?
Amy Childs or Kerry Katona?
Night or Day?
Football or Rugby?
Love or Money?
Who has asked you the best question so far, what is it and why?

Oasis
Stone Roses
Dannii
BB
Urgghhh both so annoying..eh Amy Childs ..at least shes hot
Day
Football
Money
Shaun because it was an ancorman reference

Why is the rum always gone?

Cus i always drank it

If Kerry Katona, Pete Docherty, Frankie Cocozza and Mick Jagger were all in a room, how much cocaine would be snorted in 16 minutes?

a small countrys worth of cocaine

Who is the biggest celebrity slut of 2011?

Lindsey Lohan

[Kate!]

He may not say you Kate. :idc:

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[Jords]

What is your opinion on nipple piercings?

[King Gizzard]

You can use my office and afterwards, maybe we can go to lunch?

[Ramsay]

Who is TiBB's biggest slut of 2011?

myself

Out of all the questions that have been asked in this thread, which was the most annoying/hardest to answer?

the direction one ..i said up and high but it took me a while to think if up is even a direction

If you could punch a TIBB member square in the face, who would it be?

michael21 or whatever the **** his name is

Honest opinion on this haircut?

http://thumb.kweeper.net/10/06/10/db327664aca77cdc50fd7168496260cd_h.jpg

amazing..if only i had cool black guy fro hair :(

What is your opinion on nipple piercings?

LACTATION lolololol

You can use my office and afterwards, maybe we can go to lunch?

STOP CALLING THEM YOUR GUNS!!!