99p Stores sells the vajazzles

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/13/article-0-0F28A96500000578-966_468x286.jpg

Beauty on the cheap: 99p Stores have started stocking vajazzles and they are flying off the shelves, especially in relatively affluent areas

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2073634/The-way-isnt-Essex-Sales-99p-vajazzle-soaring-Cotswolds-West-Midlands.html#ixzz1gWNajsAJ


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Girls and Scott go get them

[Suze]

They look so tacky.

[arista]

They look so tacky.


Yes Sex in Essex



They are selling out Up North
in 99p Stores

[Samuel.]

Are there any men who actually find them attractive? What is the point of them?

Like Suze said, they just look tacky.

[Vicky.]

They are horrible and tacky.

Tbh...if I was a bloke and pulled a bird with one of those, I would be a bit worried, as that is the kind of thing young teenagers do...not adults (all things glittery and such, not decorate their vaginas)

Also, they must be really irritating :laugh:

[arista]

They are horrible and tacky.

Tbh...if I was a bloke and pulled a bird with one of those, I would be a bit worried, as that is the kind of thing young teenagers do...not adults (all things glittery and such, not decorate their vaginas)

Also, they must be really irritating :laugh:


There Selling out in 99pstores


Sure Girls will want them

And some Gay lads

[arista]

Are there any men who actually find them attractive? What is the point of them?

Like Suze said, they just look tacky.


they make a tacky change

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/13/article-0-0F28A68200000578-474_468x671.jpg
The intimate crystal 'tattoos' are being promoted
as the perfect secret Santa present, because of the anonymity it offers

[Brother Leon]

Hands up



who's pulled a girl with one.....


*hopes someone puts hand up*

[Benjamin]

What the hell are vajazzles? Stickers for your vagina?

[michael21]

i think arista made this thread so he could post a pic of Amy Childs :evilgrin::laugh:

[michael21]

What the hell are vajazzles? Stickers for your vagina?

arista selling them in his 99p store :suspect:

[Pyramid*]

What the hell are vajazzles? Stickers for your vagina?

Stick on decorations for that very area.

They may as well just glue on a glittery one of these
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8813Rce9D1w/TZt9vyioVcI/AAAAAAAAAwM/4hoPihXo46Q/s1600/arrow-down1.jpg

[Benjamin]

Stick on decorations for that very area.

They may as well just glue on a glittery one of these

Why on earth would any lady want to put stickers on their vagina? May as well just get the pritt stick out and whack on a bit of decorative fuzzy felt while they are at it.

[Jords]

I dont mind them really :laugh:

Theres worse stuff out there LOL

[Niamh.]

Why on earth would any lady want to put stickers on their vagina? May as well just get the pritt stick out and whack on a bit of decorative fuzzy felt while they are at it.

Next up - Baubles for your balls :amazed:

[Benjamin]

Next up - Baubles for your balls :amazed:

After that we can perhaps make a few paper snowflakes to sprinkle on your area to give it that delicate, winter look, like a snow covered garden in December.


And :nono:

I will not be hanging anything off my balls.

[Pyramid*]

Next up - Baubles for your balls :amazed:


Ball Baubles.......brilliant!

I think there could be a niche in the market there...... :D but I also suspect men aren't that daft !

[Benjamin]

Ball Baubles.......brilliant!

I think there could be a niche in the market there...... :D but I also suspect men aren't that daft !

Damn bloody right we're not!

[Niamh.]

After that we can perhaps make a few paper snowflakes to sprinkle on your area to give it that delicate, winter look, like a snow covered garden in December.


And :nono:

I will not be hanging anything off my balls.

:laugh2:

How about just a little bit of tinsel wrapped around? :amazed:

[Pyramid*]

Why on earth would any lady want to put stickers on their vagina? May as well just get the pritt stick out and whack on a bit of decorative fuzzy felt while they are at it.


Believe it or not......

DO NOT LOOK IF YOU DON'T LIKE ALMOST NUDITY


http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/merkin.jpg

[Benjamin]

:laugh2:

How about just a little bit of tinsel wrapped around? :amazed:

Or a neat little christmas bow. And if you're feeling extra festive you could just add a touch of cranberry sauce and a sprinkle of nutmeg so it tastes and smells like christmas too.

[Niamh.]

Or a neat little christmas bow. And if you're feeling extra festive you could just add a touch of cranberry sauce and a sprinkle of nutmeg so it tastes and smells like christmas too.

lmao, amazing! You need to open your own Christmas Crotches web site :love:

[Vicky.]

Thanks for this mental image of blokes with bows tied round their bits :bored:

http://i41.tinypic.com/2d8m3rp.png

[arista]

What the hell are vajazzles? Stickers for your vagina?


No as in the First Photo.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/13/article-0-0F28A96500000578-966_468x286.jpg

[Pyramid*]

Or a neat little christmas bow. And if you're feeling extra festive you could just add a touch of cranberry sauce and a sprinkle of nutmeg so it tastes and smells like christmas too.

Smints work wonders for both.

*So I'm told anyway :angel:*

[Benjamin]

Thanks for this mental image of blokes with bows tied round their bits :bored:

That bothers you, yet the image of Niamh's vagina covered in cranberry sauce, nutmeg and a decorative christmas bow doesn't? :suspect:

[Benjamin]

No as in the First Photo.

Hahaha, I meant women's vagina's. :blush:

[Niamh.]

Thanks for this mental image of blokes with bows tied round their bits :bored:

As if you're annoyed about that :nono:

[Pyramid*]

Or a neat little christmas bow. And if you're feeling extra festive you could just add a touch of cranberry sauce and a sprinkle of nutmeg so it tastes and smells like christmas too.


Oh not too sure of that one - Xmas (http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=192699&highlight=xmas+stinks) can stink :shocked:

[Vicky.]

That bothers you, yet the image of Niamh's vagina covered in cranberry sauce, nutmeg and a decorative christmas bow doesn't? :suspect:

Of course not. Thats pretty normal for niamh tbf...considering the photos we have seen :idc:

[Benjamin]

Of course not. Thats pretty normal for niamh tbf...considering the photos we have seen :idc:

Blue waffle. :hugesmile:

[Vicky.]

:laugh2:

[arista]

Hahaha, I meant women's vagina's. :blush:


Of Course
but not in the 99p store

[Niamh.]

Of course not. Thats pretty normal for niamh tbf...considering the photos we have seen :idc:

I like Christmas, sue me :idc:

Blue waffle. :hugesmile:

That was Josy :bored:

[Benjamin]

-waits for Josy to come and defend her vagina-

[Niamh.]

-waits for Josy to come and defend her vagina-

Why do you think she's known as Ho Ho Ho? :suspect:

[Benjamin]

Why do you think she's known as Ho Ho Ho? :suspect:

I bet she wears fanny stickers. :suspect:

[arista]

-waits for Josy to come and defend her vagina-


Spiffing

[Josy]

I like Christmas, sue me :idc:



That was Josy :bored:

-waits for Josy to come and defend her vagina-

Why do you think she's known as Ho Ho Ho? :suspect:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/markey_mark_wtf.gif?w=477

[MTVN]

What a disgusting thread this has become :bored:

[arista]

What a disgusting thread this has become :bored:


Blame UKT

[Jackie]

They look cheap and the jewels will probably fall off lol.

[Benjamin]

Blame UKT

:nono:


I didn't invent the fanny stickers.

[Josy]

What a disgusting thread this has become :bored:

Always the same people lowering the tone :bored:















:joker:

[arista]

:nono:


I didn't invent the fanny stickers.


Sure
but you Love getting into other Mods Privates

[Niall]

On behalf of Essex, I'd like to apologise.

[arista]

On behalf of Essex, I'd like to apologise.


No problem


99pStores are National.

[Vicky.]

Sure
but you Love getting into other Mods Privates

:joker::joker::joker:

[Tom]

They are horrible and tacky.

Tbh...if I was a bloke and pulled a bird with one of those, I would be a bit worried, as that is the kind of thing young teenagers do...not adults (all things glittery and such, not decorate their vaginas)

Also, they must be really irritating :laugh:

They must just get in the way and I bet they'd come off and go everywhere

[Benjamin]

They must just get in the way and I bet they'd come off and go everywhere



Surely they must be a choking hazard?

[Vicky.]

Surely they must be a choking hazard?

:laugh:

[Bollo]

I don't really understand the appeal, but I certainly wouldn't put anything from a 99p store near my bits

[arista]

I don't really understand the appeal, but I certainly wouldn't put anything from a 99p store near my bits


They do not mind

Posh people even buy from them
taking there own bag , of course

[Bollo]

They do not mind

Posh people even buy from them
taking there own bag , of course

Ha ha perhaps they like living dangerously