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Jords
19-12-2011, 07:47 PM
then how can good things come to those who wait?

:shocked:
Niamh.
19-12-2011, 08:12 PM
Do you like eating worms?
Marc
19-12-2011, 08:15 PM
http://stan-wars.com/GIFS/excited.gif

Too much to handle!! Brain can't comprehend!!
Doogle
19-12-2011, 08:16 PM
Worms are not good things.

/thread
Doogle
19-12-2011, 08:17 PM
Worms are not good things.

/thread
Harry!
19-12-2011, 08:18 PM
Easy! I would say that when the bird goes to sleep at night, the "wait" is the duration of the sleep therefore it only has to wait a little while to get the worm as a reward for it's patience.
Black Dagger
19-12-2011, 08:28 PM
Because worms are ****ing disgusting to eat.

But if you wait, you could get cake.
King Gizzard
19-12-2011, 08:29 PM
The early bird is merely rushing into things, sure the worm looks juicy and full on nutrition, but it just gave that bird rabies.
Jords
19-12-2011, 08:33 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/S7ulRSobaSI/AAAAAAAAGFE/Fw-vxO7aNt4/s1600/shoebill.jpg

ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu all
Doogle
19-12-2011, 08:41 PM
I'm gonna have nightmares now, ****.
Livia
19-12-2011, 09:11 PM
Because proverbs are contradictory.
Niamh.
19-12-2011, 09:13 PM
Because proverbs are contradictory.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder......................out of sight out of mind :laugh:
Livia
19-12-2011, 09:16 PM
Absence makes the heart grow fonder......................out of sight out of mind :laugh:

I thought it was absence makes the heart go wander...
Niamh.
19-12-2011, 09:17 PM
I thought it was absence makes the heart go wander...

lol, no it's definitely fonder :laugh:
Livia
19-12-2011, 09:19 PM
lol, no it's definitely fonder :laugh:

How about... it's better to have loved a lot than never to have loved at all.
Niamh.
19-12-2011, 09:23 PM
How about... it's better to have loved a lot than never to have loved at all.

I like that one :laugh2: You need to re write all the sayings
Corkie
19-12-2011, 09:56 PM
Or you could spin it and say- 'The Early Bird Catches The Worm But The Early Worm Gets Eaten'
Ammi
19-12-2011, 10:37 PM
How about... it's better to have loved a lot than never to have loved at all.

Hey L....how about..'If at first you dont succeed.....skydiving is probably not for you........'
Niamh.
20-12-2011, 10:14 AM
Hey L....how about..'If at first you dont succeed.....skydiving is probably not for you........'

:laugh2:
fruit_cake
20-12-2011, 10:20 AM
the best things come to those that wait, but not those that wait too late!
Jords
20-12-2011, 04:37 PM
the best things come to those that wait, but not those that wait too late!

I like that :D
Ammi
20-12-2011, 05:10 PM
'Where there's a will, there's a way..to get in it..'
King Gizzard
20-12-2011, 05:13 PM
the best things come to those who procrastinate because they have thought through their decision and re-assessed whether they really need that thing or not, they might then be able to go get it at a cheaper price on the internet

Might catch on
Kate!
20-12-2011, 06:52 PM
A wise man said "Man who walks sideways in airport is going to BangKok.

Also Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

and finally Man who runs in front of car gets tired, Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Bollo
20-12-2011, 07:03 PM
'Where there's a will, there's a way..to get in it..'

Where there's a willy, there's a wahey