Im BAAAACK. With my AUDITION TAPE (im the one no one likes)

[Jay Frost]

Hi im Jay Frost, you all think im a bit of a loser, well alot of you are wrong.

Heres my audition for your eyes. Enjoy.
Please remember to slag it off as that where 90 percent of you get your kicks x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWkdRAMVowE

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i love you :amazed:

[Jay Frost]

you serious. Its late so ill take that mesage as an insult.

smiley face

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/wp7ls.jpg

[armand.kay]

Are you the one with the leggo shoes? :)

[Jords]

Came across a bit of a dickhead I say you might make the shortlist ;)

[iRyan]

You are too similar to Mark.

But if you get in, please be entertaining and argumentative.

[Marc]

Came across a bit of a dickhead I say you might make the shortlist ;)

I agree.

But I don't think you'll make it :idc:

[billy123]

Reason #49624 why big brother is a total fail for the last 5 years.

[flamingGalah!]

Oh dear. I agree with the dick head comments...

I think you were trying too hard dear. It looked too fake & scripted & people that say they are "wacky" & "crazy" actually make me want to punch them...

Why not try again & actually just be yourself, as it sounded kinda ironic that you said at the end they would probably just pick someone 'fake'... :whistle:

[Roy Mars III]

Hopefully you get in

[InOne]

What's with the wife beater? :joker:

[Samuel.]

They need to get you in the house :worship:

[Black Dagger]

The last VT you did of yourself, with the 'Black and Yellow' track in the background was miles better.

This was forced and just urgh.

[Josy]

You are too similar to Mark.

But if you get in, please be entertaining and argumentative.

This is what I thought too.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the advent calendar one where you had a pair of socks shoved down your drawers is the best

[Thotmas]

I think they would absolutely love you if not for anything else for at least the fact that you said x factor instead of big brother.


send this one.

[Pyramid*]

Reason #49624 why big brother is a total fail for the last 5 years.

This.

It was dire.

[Good King Glennceslas]

Seemed a little fake and was obviously scripted.

The only thing that interested me was your pretty face :lovedup:

[In the Drunk Tank]

Thought it was decent

[calyman]

Dull, bland, contrived and you'll probably get in.

[arista]

Hi im Jay Frost, you all think im a bit of a loser, well alot of you are wrong.

Heres my audition for your eyes. Enjoy.
Please remember to slag it off as that where 90 percent of you get your kicks x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWkdRAMVowE



You are not Relaxed Enough.

[Pyramid*]

You are not Relaxed Enough.



This works wonders apparently


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxmhhsbylEWbJqQSMAR45Ff7Wm-X3QxuWdSl7VW4iPAkxhT4sF

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Seemed a little fake and was obviously scripted.

The only thing that interested me was your pretty face :lovedup:

erm excuse me but what

i thought you were back on women :nono:

[Good King Glennceslas]

erm excuse me but what

i thought you were back on women :nono:

I can't just switch it off. I know a good looking bloke when I see one. :rolleyes:

[kisywisy]

This works wonders apparently


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxmhhsbylEWbJqQSMAR45Ff7Wm-X3QxuWdSl7VW4iPAkxhT4sF


:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Too cliche. In trying to be "different" you came across like every other auditionee (I'll sleep with anyone, I'm outgoing, I'll argue with anyone). But that's not necessarily you're fault. The reason BB's failing with me is because we've seen it all before.
There's nothing new to see. Any personalities we've yet to see in the house are the kind of people that would never go in.

[Smithy]

I think you were trying too hard dear. It looked too fake & scripted & people that say they are "wacky" & "crazy" actually make me want to punch them...

Why not try again & actually just be yourself, as it sounded kinda ironic that you said at the end they would probably just pick someone 'fake'... :whistle:

This

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/21/article-2076866-0F3D64F900000578-814_634x368.jpg

[Incensed]

This works wonders apparently


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxmhhsbylEWbJqQSMAR45Ff7Wm-X3QxuWdSl7VW4iPAkxhT4sF


Very poor taste!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

royhpnol is a date rape drug that means pyramid wants jays frosty spike

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

rohypnol even

[Incensed]

royhpnol is a date rape drug that means pyramid wants jays frosty spike

Exactly, and I'm sorry, but I don't find Pyramids post in the least bit amusing, intelligent or adding to the debate! Cheap shot!

[Pyramid*]

Very poor taste!

Exactly, and I'm sorry, but I don't find Pyramids post in the least bit amusing, intelligent or adding to the debate! Cheap shot!

No need to apologise. If you don't like the joke, you don't like the joke.

No big deal to me. Especially given that it's not exactly a serious debate thread - given what it's about in itself.

[thesheriff443]

there will never be a serious debate,when its about bigbrother!

[Pyramid*]

there will never be a serious debate,when its about bigbrother!

and in fairness: there isn't a whole lot of intelligence from what we've seen on the show before either...... it's full of bliddy debaucherty, crassness, rude, obnoxious, shifty, shaaadeeyy, goings on - willies flopping around, boobs on show, hms dry humping, and god knows what else. :devil:

[thesheriff443]

you forgot kemal washing in a dust bin,lol

[Pyramid*]

you forgot kemal washing in a dust bin,lol

And whasshis face peeing in it - the horrible Scottish man with the specs....

Dennis spitting in people's faces.

fight night......

god.... do you look of auditionees realise what how good you are going to have to be !!! :shocked:

[thesheriff443]

And whasshis face peeing in it - the horrible Scottish man with the specs....

Dennis spitting in people's faces.

fight night......

god.... do you look of auditionees realise what how good you are going to have to be !!! :shocked:

dont you mean bad!,to get in,lol

[Pyramid*]

dont you mean bad!,to get in,lol

LOL..... yeah I guess they have to be bad to be good -.. Sandy that was the fella.

[thesheriff443]

big brother is always full of big tits! some even come in bra,s!lol

[Jordan.]

Why do you have two accounts on here?

[Pyramid*]

big brother is always full of big tits! some even come in bra,s!lol


and some even come in with one lonesome and veryy grey manky bra to last them months. (Becks) :yuk:

[Pyramid*]

Why do you have two accounts on here?

Who ?

[Jordan.]

Who ?

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/member.php?u=59603
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/member.php?u=63959

:suspect:

[thesheriff443]

did he not get banned at one point?

[Pyramid*]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/member.php?u=59603
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/member.php?u=63959

:suspect:


Aye aye. good spot methinks Jordan.

[Marsh.]

Lol, at all those "You're hot, please come back posts" on his profile page. Think half the forum are masturbating over him.

[InOne]

Why can't we have some hot girl post an audition tape. All we have is bloody Frosty and that other loon :bored:

[thesheriff443]

and the other half for aaron!,lol

[Pyramid*]

Lol, at all those "You're hot, please come back posts" on his profile page. Think half the forum are masturbating over him.

Hoi....do you mind, I've just had some late bites to eat...... regurgitating at this time of night wasn't really on my 'to do' list. :(

[Lex]

Lol, at all those "You're hot, please come back posts" on his profile page. Think half the forum are masturbating over him.

I can assure you that i'm in the other half of the forum thankyou! :nono:

[Shaun]

You also remind me of Mark [bb12]... that's not a good thing. Transparent and a bit boring really.

[Jay Frost]

OK. So mixed reviews, first of all. Thank you for watching it and leaving me your opinions.
Id like to ask how im fake though? I dont underatand this?? I mean, i got loads of videos on youtube going back to like 2008, are you telling me ive been fake for 4 years?

[Jay Frost]

What im doing in the video you oxi morons. Is slating Big Brother for picking useless housemates like a model, or some indian woman.
WHY?? AND I MEAN WHY? Should i or anyone else have to have an interesting life to be given a place in the house? I am genuinly a hyperactive attention seeker, that doesnt play up to the camera, im dry, sarcastic Yes like Ricky Gervais. Im exactly like him. But we have never had a Ricky Gervais type housemate, that could be good. Anyway you all stick to your opinions, call me fake im not bothered really. Have a good xmas eve criticising Miranda or Lifes too short x

[Pyramid*]

Jay - you really need to get over it.

People weren't enthralled. :idc:

But keep taking the hissy fits and this could prove to be an entertaining little thread..... :devil:

[Jay Frost]

Dont call me Jay!

[Jay Frost]

Give me one decent audition. Send me the ink now. Ill watch it

[Good King Glennceslas]

It was to obvious that it was scripted and fake. Nothing to do with your personality. It came across false.

Your hot though. Post a video of you without any clothes on. :idc:

[Jay Frost]

Of course it was fake. 900 views in 3 days soo... dont matter.

[Jay Frost]

And no. Is that supposed to be funny? Was i meant to laugh at that dreadful unspeakable joke?

[Jords]

When you fully know who 'you' are like that, to even compare yourself to somebody down to a T as, sounds like your definitely acting up in a role... be yourself.

[Jay Frost]

Oh okay then. Says someone who has never spoken to me in their life?
Conor is the only one on here that knws that THAT tape was myself

[Jords]

Ive never spoken to any of the BB HMs in my life, its an observation, might be wrong, most likely right.

[Jay Frost]

Yeah ok. Weirdo

[Jords]

real weird me xxxxxx

[Black Dagger]

real weird me xxxxxx

We know, you're ****ing nuts... ;) xxxxxxx

[Jay Frost]

Sound like a bit of an oddball? You also type like Louise speaks

ps. dont blow kisses at me

[Jords]

Dont you call be shady, Im not shady me, I dont like being called shady Ill get me Jay to beat you like that pillow, thats not shady xxx

[Jay Frost]

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Pyramid*]

And no. Is that supposed to be funny? Was i meant to laugh at that dreadful unspeakable joke?

Possibly not quite as much as I suspect some here may be laughing at you..... :joker:

Attention seeker gets attention.

Time to move along - nothing more to see.

[Josy]

Why post the video in the first place of you can't handle negative feedback?

[Samuel.]

I take back my comment about wanting you in the house...

[Josy]

I take back my comment about wanting you in the house...

:joker:

[Jay Frost]

Everything i have typed today was a joke. I just wanted to bump the thread

[Jords]

I take back my comment about wanting you in the house...

Everything i have typed today was a joke. I just wanted to bump the thread

Convenient :wink:

[Pyramid*]

I take back my comment about wanting you in the house...


Can you IMAGINE the fun we'd have on here ripping the pish....... :laugh3::blush2:

I'm kinda coming round to your way of thinking here Samuel. :devil:

Soz Jay. Merry Christmas. x

[Jords]

Can you IMAGINE the fun we'd have on here ripping the pish....... :laugh3::blush2:


Genuinely laughed out loud :joker:

[Pyramid*]

Genuinely laughed out loud :joker:

The evil is in me Jords, the evil is in me. :devil:

[Jay Frost]

HAHAHAHA. Youve all had a right hoot over my expence. Well lets see how you like it if i kill myself. Bet you wouldnt like that

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im confused

[Shaun]

HAHAHAHA. Youve all had a right hoot over my expence. Well lets see how you like it if i kill myself. Bet you wouldnt like that

Try me :idc:

[arista]

HAHAHAHA. Youve all had a right hoot over my expence. Well lets see how you like it if i kill myself. Bet you wouldnt like that


No I would not as in

WW3


I will be sending you to fight the Germans
after the Euro Explosions.



I will make a Man of You , yet.

[thesheriff443]

dont waste water!,please.

[flamingGalah!]

From his posts I doubt very much if Jay Frost would get past the psycological screening process anyway... :xyxwave:

[Good King Glennceslas]

jyGT_QefRA0&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

:idc:

[flamingGalah!]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WTF was that?? :conf:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

raw sex appeal

thats what is was

[Jay Frost]

ha, over a year ago that was. Maybe that none related Big Brother video was fake too

[lostalex]

It's funny how he points out TWICE that he's not a jew, lol. Probably not the best thing to point out if yur trying to get into show business.

[flamingGalah!]

raw sex appeal

thats what is was

Was it? Looked like a pair of twats to me...

ha, over a year ago that was. Maybe that none related Big Brother video was fake too

Oh was that you in that vid? Of course that was fake, it again was scripted & edited & sh*t as well... :xyxwave:

[Suze]

Must admit I can't seem to keep my eyes averted from the sock draw in t*at one's, whoever he might be's, pants :o

[Suze]

It's funny how he points out TWICE that he's not a jew, lol. Probably not the best thing to point out if yur trying to get into show business.

I can't get sound on some sites on my computer, thankfully in this case methinks.

[flamingGalah!]

Must admit I can't seem to keep my eyes averted from the sock draw in t*at one's, whoever he might be's, pants :o

I did wonder what that was all about? Then realised when he took the socks out, poor love has a tiny package :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

also i remember seeing him on cam on tinychat so how can he be fake :suspect:

[flamingGalah!]

also i remember seeing him on cam on tinychat so how can he be fake :suspect:

Anyone can put on a certain persona to act up to a camera...

Even that anoying p*ck Mark on BB was fake, his mask slipped quite a few times, no one can be that deliberately annoying/happy/zany constantly... It's all an act...

[The Human Santapede]

jyGT_QefRA0&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

:idc:

Just about to go to airport, but I had to log on to post and say, what the **** was that I just watched? I pray those two get long term diarrhoea and can never leave the house again.

[Lee.]

Have a good journey Ben... the good news is the wind has died down but its bloody freezing now :)

Enjoy Edinburgh

[Jamie.]

a) Your very irritating.
b) "Ill sleep with anyone" makes you sound very desperate
c) You didn't know what you we're doing, at all.

You should try again next time, just relax.

[Jay Frost]

are you all *******>>>??? it was a spoof, i was taking the p...ss out of all the usual auditioness.Are you all seriously thst fu...king thick

[Suze]

are you all *******>>>??? it was a spoof, i was taking the p...ss out of all the usual auditioness.Are you all seriously thst fu...king thick
So? It was a spoof then, so what? If you were expecting all sweetness and light over a spoof, then it obviously wasn't a spoof, and anyway why start a thread that would attract praise and critisism if you can only handle the praise? As if it effects you that much now then you would likely make a c*ap BB housemate then. Methinks you might need to chill out and go with the flow of your thread or if not then ask the mods to close it.

[Jamie.]

are you all *******>>>??? it was a spoof, i was taking the p...ss out of all the usual auditioness.Are you all seriously thst fu...king thick
A spoof? You want to waste Big Brothers time wit this?
And enough of the "*******".

[Jamie.]

are you all *******>>>??? it was a spoof, i was taking the p...ss out of all the usual auditioness.Are you all seriously thst fu...king thick
A spoof? You want to waste Big Brothers time wit this?
And enough of the "*******".

[Jay Frost]

****** ****** ******

[Jords]

jyGT_QefRA0&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

:idc:

oh dear.

[Black Dagger]

oh dear.

Hey Jord, introduce yourself?

[Beastie]

Jay. You have changed a bit. You have hair now. Your audition was allright Jay Frost. I havn't seen many that I particularly like. Think you remind me of a few past housemates that have already been in BB.

You would be good eye candy for some viewers though. But I want BB to put people in based on their personality. I don't want any fauxmances happening. I don't want any love nests or any of that crap.

[Beastie]

Did Jords do an audition video by the way? I want to see it please!

[Beastie]

Is it me? Or is it just a bunch of 17/18 year olds and stereotypical gays that have auditioned so far?

[thesheriff443]

Is it me? Or is it just a bunch of 17/18 year olds and stereotypical gays that have auditioned so far?

the serious contenders wont even do a video!:devil:

[Jords]

Hey Jord, introduce yourself?

No waiiiiii

[Black Dagger]

No waiiiiii

Introduce yourself? :tongue:

[Incensed]

are you all *******>>>??? it was a spoof, i was taking the p...ss out of all the usual auditioness.Are you all seriously thst fu...king thick

When people have to resort to this kind of comeback they just let themselves down. Oh dear!

[*mazedsalv**]

I thought it was quite funny.
But my sense of humour is quite weird.

"I'm not a Hebrew"... okk :p

The audition was abit desperate, would have been better if you came across more natural, but to be honest... weird people are cool.

[Livia]

I hope you have a day job. If you have, I'd hang on to it if I were you.

[fruit_cake]

I'd like to see you in the house Mr Frost