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Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 03:58 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_2_101.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxpt484YYGB) If you could give someone in the public eye - celeb / wannabe / desperado etc - an alternative Christmas gift..... what would it be.



Kerry Katona


To remove her from this planet

http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/ufo_2011a.jpg




All of the Khardishans


http://www.productdose.com/images/custom/doormats/go_away.jpg



And from BB......

Jay McKray


http://www.hiraeth.org.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/english.jpg





Rebeckah - I'm not a well soul - Vaughan



http://www.schube.org/images/liar.jpg


http://www.accesstoretail.com/uploads/partimages/65670_100930_250.jpg




http://www.safetyexpress.com/images/product/saf-06245.jpg








http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb114&pp=ZNxpt484YYGB (http://www.smileycentral.com/dl/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb114_ZNxpt484YYGB&utm_id=7922)
Kate!
23-12-2011, 04:19 PM
Amy Childs

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjYgMjFOCWqiQDHX7cuM1G9P7oXoXjx cFH2ZPXGUrTzjYKMc3L

and

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSM9azT0Lk6sjxRYWq_bhFBELIqGkgG6 f0fZ9GwegBIe5Q8C4t5

to clean all that ****e she plasters over her face off.
Ammi
23-12-2011, 04:20 PM
Katie Price...for the love of god give up the surgery......
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRe63PeWMS84h0O-iOIGbb8_BO2Dq41E4Uqqj46N54kl-uHH0e1QQ
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 04:22 PM
:joker: I'm liking the way you two are thinking.... !!!! :D

There has to be zillions.... need to get thinking cap on!
Ammi
23-12-2011, 04:24 PM
...for Louise from BB..(can't remember her surname)....
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTAwevcDAuwjCQOpUCe2BxJjwbW06Hl0 Dvo0ZVooQwNS6Mk8JHJ
Kate!
23-12-2011, 04:27 PM
Getting my thinking cap on as we speak...just awaiting inspiration. I love the potential of this thread :D

How about Ryan Giggs....

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyy5jbaLqiouG7d-Z-Er8_2bMzzBXQhF0_5KS0RqvETjyk5YiIwA
Ammi
23-12-2011, 04:28 PM
For Josie Gibson....
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTP9W0nijb455oK9GY8R-HEo_Zp3G9KM14apgt0VguxdHI7BY5hHg
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 04:34 PM
Pete Burns


To take him back to a time when he looked normal

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5FevvkNiJx8/TbzfZwNpAII/AAAAAAAAADc/EMenYboYyOw/s1600/time_machine-1.png
Kate!
23-12-2011, 04:34 PM
Rofl Ammi :D

Ok.... for the dreadful Jedward..

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqANy3hXsXy-m4rlnfBiWasBnWGOhWIlVoD2uOFgwXTxRBJhiE0SEW9xBXjg

one each of course!

and some.....

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTphIgHfrpwxL8qogAaA-CGX1UgWIDqsfA09Nav34N-BZPfQ_xYZw
Kate!
23-12-2011, 04:35 PM
Pete Burns


To take him back to a time when he looked normal

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5FevvkNiJx8/TbzfZwNpAII/AAAAAAAAADc/EMenYboYyOw/s1600/time_machine-1.png



:joker:

I have awarded this thread a 5 rating :hugesmile:
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 04:35 PM
Getting my thinking cap on as we speak...just awaiting inspiration. I love the potential of this thread :D

How about Ryan Giggs....

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyy5jbaLqiouG7d-Z-Er8_2bMzzBXQhF0_5KS0RqvETjyk5YiIwA

For Josie Gibson....
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTP9W0nijb455oK9GY8R-HEo_Zp3G9KM14apgt0VguxdHI7BY5hHg


I love these!!!! tee hee......

You may be correct Kate, soooo much potential. Time to get wicked. :devil:
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 04:38 PM
Sharon Osbourne and her daughter, Kelly


http://s6.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/19781310.jpg
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 04:40 PM
For Katie Holmes, to pass onto Suri




http://talesfromthecuttingboard.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/05/classic_coats.jpg
Kate!
23-12-2011, 04:41 PM
Rebecca Brooks

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReplubd_F28LKJhJ1L_CqQpLoKWKNC-Nncq5c0xO-KRlfITRAl

She obviously needs a better kit than she had.....:devil:
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 04:44 PM
Imogen Thomas



comes with spares
http://www.funpicked.com/media/catalog/product/cache/3/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/6/6/66010-1_Grow_Your_Own_Boyfriend.jpg
Kate!
23-12-2011, 04:44 PM
Ashley Cole

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbgwW5ss5dtDw-aoHoIOCVeMCpTszxdLhNzyeEmtxeQXvKNgugrg
Kate!
23-12-2011, 04:51 PM
Misha B

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9ZYmTU-qfeFBmdtVTPNXwZk-3JTLahLRbC0M6Ab6JvO4elkMSEQ
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 04:54 PM
Misha B

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9ZYmTU-qfeFBmdtVTPNXwZk-3JTLahLRbC0M6Ab6JvO4elkMSEQ


:devil:







Brangelina




to add to their collection of kiddiewinkles from aroung the globe

http://images4.cpcache.com/product/78643784v16_460x460_Front_Color-CloudWhite.jpg
Kate!
23-12-2011, 04:57 PM
Frankie Cocozza.....

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfKMK8s58Djct5obX4ryk2OQdJ5OyVi YKpwTY3DNXZG39oRdZQ

tee hee....
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 04:59 PM
John Leslie



(after Ulrika set him up)


http://www.careerguidetips.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/career-opportunities.gif


:blush2:
Ammi
23-12-2011, 05:03 PM
...another one for Louise..I remembered her name ...Cliffe..
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCjsr6UZMWsEIFkwEZvlg1ek4UjE_vd XUTHYteW2QoKnnBajjyZQ
...not forgetting Jay.......
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzZg8h25co7qrkhbieqLj_ooyKTY0ow 3Z_1TTCqZl-nJNBuqh_
Kate!
23-12-2011, 05:06 PM
:laugh2: at you both Ammi and Pyra

I will be online for about another hour, and for a bit tomorrow, but will say it while I remember, Happy Christmas to you both, have a great one :D The pair of you make me laugh so much on here, thanks for the entertainment....
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 05:09 PM
:laugh2: at you both Ammi and Pyra

I will be online for about another hour, and for a bit tomorrow, but will say it while I remember, Happy Christmas to you both, have a great one :D The pair of you make me laugh so much on here, thanks for the entertainment....


you too Kate. Have a great run up to the big day - hope you have a blast - and that Santa is good to you.

:blush:
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 05:11 PM
...another one for Louise..I remembered her name ...Cliffe..
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCjsr6UZMWsEIFkwEZvlg1ek4UjE_vd XUTHYteW2QoKnnBajjyZQ
...not forgetting Jay.......
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzZg8h25co7qrkhbieqLj_ooyKTY0ow 3Z_1TTCqZl-nJNBuqh_


PMSL at the t-shirt.

for Louise also:



A set of veneers that look natural

http://www.smilestudio.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/teeth-veneer-before-and-after-pictures.jpg
Ammi
23-12-2011, 05:14 PM
Have a lovely Christmas Kate...are you all set?
Kate!
23-12-2011, 05:15 PM
Anton Murphy

Umag84Fqk4I
Kate!
23-12-2011, 05:16 PM
Have a lovely Christmas Kate...are you all set?

More or less Ammi :)

You all set for your New Year Party? Bet that will be fun!
Ammi
23-12-2011, 05:18 PM
For Rebakah.....
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVv0xViEQrK1IlfprPzVHWyyqpBaCWn F9LBmzk0FLlkrfjVKI

Heaven......
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTlDBdxiAzGM4aYmiZ9FLq1GLPEr6Yg l4cWNpRdH-356DnpOXDHg

...and Imogen Thomas' next mug .....
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwyIAfwSGSZo08CAk-yjTLOBiFlo0zI2lIZ3s6teab9G1T24dy
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 05:19 PM
Anton Murphy

Umag84Fqk4I

tee hee......



and..........



http://media1.android-apps.com/images/pname/b/com.ptajmarketing.ATeenagersGuid/image1.png
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 05:20 PM
For Rebakah.....
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVv0xViEQrK1IlfprPzVHWyyqpBaCWn F9LBmzk0FLlkrfjVKI

Heaven......
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTlDBdxiAzGM4aYmiZ9FLq1GLPEr6Yg l4cWNpRdH

...and Imogen Thomas' next mug .....
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwyIAfwSGSZo08CAk-yjTLOBiFlo0zI2lIZ3s6teab9G1T24dy

:laugh3:


Ammi........ you're killing me here!!! :laugh2:
Ammi
23-12-2011, 05:22 PM
:laugh3:


Ammi........ you're killing me here!!! :laugh2:

..Heavens didn't copy...I've edited it...
MTVN
23-12-2011, 05:24 PM
Nice t-shirt for Luis Suarez

http://www.subsidesports.de/de/images/product/large/LetsKickRacismT0708.gif
Ammi
23-12-2011, 05:25 PM
More or less Ammi :)

You all set for your New Year Party? Bet that will be fun!


Yes, I've just finished buying my costume...I've got someone else doing the food...my cooking is....legendary in these parts..so not too much to do..just a murder to organise...
Kate!
23-12-2011, 05:36 PM
Yes, I've just finished buying my costume...I've got someone else doing the food...my cooking is....legendary in these parts..so not too much to do..just a murder to organise...

Sounds fun :)
Ammi
23-12-2011, 05:37 PM
For Anton's morning cuppa......
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyisTqGbnzNDVoiUL480ikRpJ18ZI9q iyq_MolgN4V-FTyfZiGHg
Kate!
23-12-2011, 05:42 PM
For Anton's morning cuppa......
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyisTqGbnzNDVoiUL480ikRpJ18ZI9q iyq_MolgN4V-FTyfZiGHg

:joker::joker:
Ammi
23-12-2011, 05:49 PM
For Darren Lyons....
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqnP3vb4cPNpg7EBdhQNyqnbmA-PzcI26FPfpJAfnZgJvuvCQY
Kate!
23-12-2011, 05:52 PM
Faye Palmer (who I like, about Jem, who I don't :hugesmile:)

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIRn-fNdoP2vNJAxW2OUVo9aBj7h9f2fyphUm1wLAuTfZs5pfM
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 05:54 PM
Lulu - she really needs this



O4BQLsg6IJo
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 09:24 PM
Hugh Hefner



So he appreciates how his young ladies feel with him

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C-TaY61-NYo/R_Zf0yFVQLI/AAAAAAAAAlI/oZ04T1A8rTg/s400/old%2Blady%2Bin%2Bbikini.jpg


and something else to play with

http://www.biomelifestyle.com/images/products/dominos.jpg
Ammi
23-12-2011, 09:28 PM
For Vanessa Feltz...
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1cJiy3YJB-4tdUBgVqx4TFaB1h4LUGEMG6zjDLTOZpfcNSa57oQ
Harry!
23-12-2011, 10:42 PM
For Caroline Flack


http://www.pramsandpushchairs.net/Images/silver-cross-prams2.jpg

To Carry Harry Styles in
King Gizzard
23-12-2011, 10:47 PM
Niamhxo

http://norwegiancodliveroil.net/images/cod%20liver%20oil.jpg
Pyramid*
23-12-2011, 10:51 PM
For Caroline Flack


http://www.pramsandpushchairs.net/Images/silver-cross-prams2.jpg

To Carry Harry Styles in





Ouch..... :joker:
sooty
25-12-2011, 09:34 PM
For Prince Charles
http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/wall-mountable-toothpaste-squeezer-01.jpg