:bawling: i had t do the washing up today and now i have to put the bin out tomorrrow

[michael21]

i had t do the washing up today and there was to much i have done it all now it took me 1 hour and 39,mins :bawling::bawling::bawling:

i don't like doing the washing up have you all done your or is it not your turn

[Josy]

Dishwasher>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Manually washing dishes.

[King Gizzard]

Were you catering for 200000239328 or something? or are you really really crap?

[Josy]

Were you catering for 200000239328 or something? or are you really really crap?

:joker:

[InOne]

Poor Michael is pussy whipped

[Firewire]

omg your life is so hard i feel so bad rofl

[Black Dagger]

Grow a ****ing spine.

[Mystic Mock]

Poor Michael21.

[MTVN]

Sounds like you must have had a terrible Christmas

[Benjamin]

I would have dropped all the plates to save time and effort. ;)

[Scarlett.]

I had to do a 12 hour shift, boo hoo

[Benjamin]

I had to do a 12 hour shift, boo hoo

I had to work too, but it wasn't as bad as I had anticipated.

[Scarlett.]

I had to work too, but it wasn't as bad as I had anticipated.

It wasnt too bad where I was either, just tiring :joker:

[Smithy]

does anyone else have a mental image of michael doing the dishes for 90 minutes and just crying the whole time?

[Benjamin]

does anyone else have a mental image of michael doing the dishes for 90 minutes and just crying the whole time?

Weeping into his marigolds, then pulling his hands away from his face to leave foamy suds all on his cheeks and eyebrows.

[Shaun]

probably took him 45 minutes to realise how to open the Fairy bottle

[MTVN]

does anyone else have a mental image of michael doing the dishes for 90 minutes and just crying the whole time?

:joker:

[michael21]

i had to do the washing up Manually :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[michael21]

:joker:

:bawling::bawling::bawling: :bawling::bawling::bawling: :bawling::bawling:

[Stu]

Probably needed armbands to stop him from drowning in the sink.

[Marc]

Ugh... I do it every single day

Grow some :hmph:

[michael21]

Ugh... I do it every single day

Grow some :hmph:

:nono: it because it was xmas day :hmph:

[michael21]

Probably needed armbands to stop him from drowning in the sink.

wcw :amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

We don't have a dishwasher, anyway I don't mind doing dishes.

[michael21]

We don't have a dishwasher, anyway I don't mind doing dishes.

you can come to my for new years :evilgrin: more washing up :bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

No thanks, I'd rather not be a captive in your house, but thanks for asking :laugh:

[michael21]

No thanks, I'd rather not be a captive in your house, but thanks for asking :laugh:

that ok :tongue:

[Josy]

If it was your turn on xmas day then it must be some one elses on new years day :suspect:

[michael21]

If it was your turn on xmas day then it must be some one elses on new years day :suspect:

:nono: but there are other days that i dont have to do the washing up :dance::dance::dance:

[michael21]

now i have to put the bins out tomorrow morning well this morning now :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Mystic Mock]

now i have to put the bins out tomorrow morning well this morning now :bawling::bawling::bawling:

Your family are monsters,I would tell them to **** off if I was you.:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Your family are monsters,I would tell them to **** off if I was you.:joker:

:laugh2:

[Pyramid*]

Your family are monsters,I would tell them to **** off if I was you.:joker:
See, the way I'm looking at this is: his family are finding a use for him. :D Better than not I guess.

[michael21]

the bad thing is the bin taker awayer come early on bank holiday and xmas type of days :bawling::bawling::bawling: :bawling::bawling::bawling: :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Shasown]

Wow Michael, they certainly know how to overwork you.

I cant see you lasting much longer mate, you need to phone Childline or the Samaritans or someone like that ASAP.

What did their last slave die of?

[Pyramid*]

Wow Michael, they certainly know how to overwork you.

I cant see you lasting much longer mate, you need to phone Childline or the Samaritans or someone like that ASAP.

What did their last slave die of?

Not doing what it was told.

[Mystic Mock]

Wow Michael, they certainly know how to overwork you.

I cant see you lasting much longer mate, you need to phone Childline or the Samaritans or someone like that ASAP.

What did their last slave die of?

:laugh2::laugh2:

[Shasown]

Not doing what it was told.

Could have been overwork! ;)

[Pyramid*]

the bad thing is the bin taker awayer come early on bank holiday and xmas type of days :bawling::bawling::bawling: :bawling::bawling::bawling: :bawling::bawling::bawling:

That is a bad thing. A very bad thing.

In fact, it's so bad, I'm need a stiff drink to settle my nerves.

[michael21]

Not doing what it was told.

:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Pyramid*]

Could have been overwork! ;)

Nah, now yer being daft. Once a week washing dishes, once a week take bins out. It was due to insubordination.

[Bollo]

Christ, how would you cope if you lived in your own place and had to do all your own chores then...

[Pyramid*]

Christ, how would you cope if you lived in your own place and had to do all your own chores then...

I get a feeling Michael already does live in his own place. ;)

[Shasown]

Nah, now yer being daft. Once a week washing dishes, once a week take bins out. It was due to insubordination.

Nah was talking about the last slave, everyone one knows you break them in very slowly, like training a sub, or introducing a woman to .........

They tend to enjoy it more and in the case of slaves work themselves into an early grave.

[michael21]

That is a bad thing. A very bad thing.

In fact, it's so bad, I'm need a stiff drink to settle my nerves.

i think you might need 3 stiff drink :laugh:

[Pyramid*]

Nah was talking about the last slave, everyone one knows you break them in very slowly, like training a sub, or introducing a woman to .........

They tend to enjoy it and work themselves into an early grave.


The last slave is who I was talking about also. I mean, they even give him internet priviledges..... what the hell is THAT all about.:shocked: Bloody human rights brigade, they've got a lot to answer for.

[Mystic Mock]

The last slave is who I was talking about also. I mean, they even give him internet priviledges..... what the hell is THAT all about.:shocked: Bloody human rights brigade, they've got a lot to answer for.

:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Nah was talking about the last slave, everyone one knows you break them in very slowly, like training a sub, or introducing a woman to .........

They tend to enjoy it more and in the case of slaves work themselves into an early grave.

Introducing a woman to what sorry?:joker:

[Bollo]

I get a feeling Michael already does live in his own place. ;)

:bigsmile:It sounds like a very special place

[Mystic Mock]

:bigsmile:It sounds like a very special place

Yes its called Hell.

[michael21]

Yes its called Hell.

:devil:

[Pyramid*]

:bigsmile:It sounds like a very special place

very.......:bigsmile:

[Shasown]

Introducing a woman to what sorry?:joker:

One day young man, at the moment you have lots to experience, you dont need me to turn you to the darkside! ;)

[Pyramid*]

i think you might need 3 stiff drink :laugh:

Tea and an Extra Special Belgian choc cookie will have to suffice. Credit to you Michael, you take all the ribbing in very good spirit. :hug:

[Bollo]

Yes its called Hell.

:laugh2:

[Pyramid*]

Yes its called Hell.......


.......for us you mean?

:D

[Mystic Mock]

One day young man, at the moment you have lots to experience, you dont need me to turn you to the darkside! ;)

Ok I get it.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

.......for us you mean?

:D

:joker:

[Shasown]

Ok I get it.:joker:

Thats good, just remember as my old chinese teacher used to say

Slowly slowly catcheee monkey

[Mystic Mock]

Thats good, just remember as my old chinese teacher used to say

Slowly slowly catcheee monkey

Lmao at the catcheee part.

[Shasown]

Lmao at the catcheee part.

Well thats the way he said it

[Mystic Mock]

Well thats the way he said it

I know but its funny.:joker:

[Shasown]

I know but its funny.:joker:

Wel I didnt laugh, he was after all a shaolin monk, with a fantastic knowledge of kung fu, no hair and a very short temper, oh and no sense of humour at all.

[Mystic Mock]

Wel I didnt laugh, he was after all a shaolin monk, with a fantastic knowledge of kung fu, no hair and a very short temper, oh and no sense of humour at all.

Oh god I would have hated him then.:joker:

[michael21]

well i got up late :dance: i have put the bin bags out and the wheelee bin out at 845am :bawling: the bin bags taker awayer have been and gone at 930am no sign of the wheelee bin taker awayer yet :bawling:

[Scarlett.]

well i got up late :dance: i have put the bin bags out and the wheelee bin out at 845am :bawling: the bin bags taker awayer have been and gone at 930am no sign of the wheelee bin taker awayer yet :bawling:

:hug::flowers:

[Ammi]

I don't know who these people are, who are making you do these things Michael......but seriously, it's not normal....you must seek advice...before the hoover comes out...

[michael21]

this is good news the wheelee bin taker awayer have been and gone at 1050am i have now put the wheelee bin back in the back garden :dance::dance::dance:

[Roy Mars III]

I hope you plan on relaxing after that hard day's work

[michael21]

I hope you plan on relaxing after that hard day's work

i sure do :colour: