I'm getting Married!

[Joe.]

I've been going out with my girlfriend for a year and a half now and on Christmas day I proposed to her- we're getting married next year.

Just thought i'd post- I haven't been online a lot recently and hope to be more in the future.

So excited right now though!

[Niamh.]

What age are you Joe? :suspect:

[Smithy]

What age are you Joe? :suspect:

like 15?

:joker: :joker:

[Joe.]

16 :hmph:

[MTVN]

Umm congrats, I think :laugh:

[InOne]

Really? 0_0

God knows why you'd want to get married that young.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Are you actually only 16?

[Niamh.]

16 :hmph:

That's far too young to get married :nono:

[Ramsay]

aren't you like 15?

edit : oh right..not a bit young naw?

[Z]

Well, congratulations :)

[Joe.]

Really? 0_0

God knows why you'd want to get married that young.

Well I do. :wavey:

Are you actually only 16?

Yes.....?

That's far too young to get married :nono:

No it isn't :hmph:

[Joe.]

aren't you like 15?

edit : oh right..not a bit young naw?

No, it's legal.

Well, congratulations :)

Thanks :blush:

[InOne]

Run away from home and have a secret wedding in Gretna Green

[Niamh.]

Well I do. :wavey:



Yes.....?



No it isn't :hmph:

I believe it is, what do your parents think about it?

[Joe.]

Run away from home and have a secret wedding in Greta Green

What's a greta green?

I believe it is, what do your parents think about it?

They're fine with it.

[Ramsay]

Well congrats i guess

[InOne]

Gretna Green is a famous place where people who aren't of age get married

[Niamh.]

What's a greta green?



They're fine with it.

Really? :suspect:

[Doogle]

Congrats, I hope it lasts.

I won't judge you for your age but I'd wait until my 20s personally no matter how long I'd been with someone

[Suze]

I am happy for you that you are that happy with your girlfriend, but have to agree with Niamh, that it seems awfully young. Besides the fact of college, Uni for you and your girlfriend to think about, and a job to support you both, and a place to live, that's without saving to get married, and only a year to save for that in? But I will say congrats all the same :)

[Stu]

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[Joe.]

Really? :suspect:

Yes. At least I hope so.

I don't care anyway.

[Jords]

Congratulations :laugh2:

[Tom]

No, it's legal.

At 16 its only legal with parental permission (unless you run away to Gretna Green). If your mum & dad need to give you permission to get married then you're probably too young

Congrats though

[Joe.]

Stu is that meant to be funny.

[bbfan1991]

Congratulations but it is a hell of a commitment:).

[Vicky.]

Congratulations :)

[Harry!]

Congratulations, but I still feel it is a little bit young. Would you live in your parents house after getting married? Finance issues later on in life? Still as long as you are happy.

[Black Dagger]

Congrats I think, it is too young, I'd not dream of getting married yet myself (not that I can anyway.)

As long as you're happy :D.

Will the wedding be DR Who themed?

[Locke.]

Congratulations!!!

http://static.weddingpath.co.uk/paths/templates/configurable/articles/salsky/childfriendlyweddings/childFriendly2.jpg

[Stu]

How did you propose, may I ask? [I'm just going along with this].

Also someone with Paddy on Facebook needs to give him a bell.

[michael21]

is she pregnant :suspect:

and how old is she

[daniel-lewis-1985]

You dont really know who you are when your only 16 imo.

I was having sexual relations with girls back then and look at me now ive done it with like 50 men!

Times change

[Joe.]

It's not happening until atleast after my GCSE's though. I'm saving up to rent a flat with her when I start college.

[Stu]

Someone needs to give Paddy a bell on Facebook. And we have so much to organise!

[Harry!]

someone needs to give paddy a bell on facebook. And we have so much to organise!

"lololol :l" Was his reponce.

[Joe.]

Stu- I put the ring in the Christmas pudding, she nearly ate it but I pointed it out :L

+ no micheal21 she's not pregnant, we've been careful :L

[Jords]

idk why but Im laughing my tits off :joker:

[Tom]

How much did you spend on a ring?

[daniel-lewis-1985]

It's not happening until atleast after my GCSE's though. I'm saving up to rent a flat with her when I start college.

Mate you need to live with someone before getting married though yeah. You may get a flat and she might proper get on your tits.

My ex used to go nuts if i even left the toothpaste top off lol little things like that become huge when living with someone.

Think of it like Big Brother lol

[bbfan1991]

We can all get glammed up for this occasion:joker:.

[Doogle]

When you said "once I've finished my GCSEs" I suddenly saw the funny side of this. :joker:

[Stu]

How much did you spend on a ring?
More importantly does it light up?

[daniel-lewis-1985]

More importantly does it light up?

Its out of a christmas cracker

[Joe.]

Well I haven't bought one yet, you may laugh but it was a haribo ring because we're going to choose a proper one together soon.

[michael21]

:laugh2:

[Doogle]

I was going to make a joke about haribo rings as well. :joker:

[LemonJam]

oh muh days.

[michael21]

did you say how old she is :suspect:

[Stu]

Well I haven't bought one yet, you may laugh but it was a haribo ring because we're going to choose a proper one together soon.
You've ruined it. Total oversell of the con job. I was having the time of my life thinking there was even the remotest chance that this was real.

[Jords]

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

[Joe.]

Er it is real? Why would this be a joke. K mock me but we're going to choose a ring together.

micheal21 she's 17.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

HAHAHAHA!

Please tell me this is a fake thread.

HARIBO!!!!

Lol

Why was you panicking when you said she didnt see it on her xmas pudding and almost ate it? Doesnt she like Haribo?

[Doogle]

Can we unban Patrick temporarily plz?

[Niamh.]

HAHAHAHA!

Please tell me this is a fake thread.

HARIBO!!!!

Lol

Why was you panicking when you said she didnt see it on her xmas pudding and almost ate it? Doesnt she like Haribo?

:laugh2:

[michael21]

what does she do?

[Joe.]

No she does like Haribo I just wanted to make sure she saw it. Oh dear seriously- you don't believe me? We're going to choose a ring next week sometime.

[Suze]

HAHAHAHA!

Please tell me this is a fake thread.

HARIBO!!!!

Lol

Why was you panicking when you said she didnt see it on her xmas pudding and almost ate it? Doesnt she like Haribo?

:laugh3:

Yeah, I think that clinched it :laugh2: Obviously on a wind up :D

[Joe.]

It honestly isn't a wind up? God, I a telling the truth! I didn't want to pick a ring that was too small or she didn't like so I put in a haribo ring (partly as a joke) and said we'll go in the new year to pick a ring together.

[Smithy]

oh dear joe :joker:

are you really that deprived of attention at home that you have to make up **** like this :joker: :joker:

[Stu]

Are you going to untie her for the big day?

[Suze]

And they say romance is dead. Bless :bawling: Hope you didn't jump up singing, squidgy, squidgyyyy, baby.

[Black Dagger]

And they say romance is dead. Bless :bawling: Hope you didn't jump up singing squidgy, squidgy baby.

New Supermix...

[Joe.]

Whatever- I know that it's the truth, ya'll can't believe it because i'm actually going somewhere in lfie and aren't some sad middle-aged SINGLE guy/girl.

[Ramsay]

Awww joe

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Im gonna get married to my landladys cat.

Can use the ring pull off her tin of cat food as a temporary engagement ring.

I hope she says yes

[Smithy]

Whatever- I know that it's the truth, ya'll can't believe it because i'm actually going somewhere in lfie and aren't some sad middle-aged SINGLE guy/girl.

how is getting married at 16 going somewhere in life :joker::joker:

It's like a noose around your neck at that age

[Livia]

As much as I'm inclined to say congratulations, frankly I think you and your girlfriend need a good shaking and I'm shocked it isn't your parents shaking you. When you get to 25 you'll realise how silly this all sounds.

[Marsh.]

16 and proposed to a girlfriend of 18 months? :laugh2:

I'll await news of the split. It reminds me of a girl who went to my school who spent the first year of sixth form all happy and feeling very "grown up" as her boyfriend had proposed to her and she was "planning" the wedding and even mentioned she couldn't wait to have children. Lol.
Anyway, september came to start the second year of sixth form and the engagement was off and the ring was apparently a cheapy from Argos.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Whatever- I know that it's the truth, ya'll can't believe it because i'm actually going somewhere in lfie and aren't some sad middle-aged SINGLE guy/girl.

Erm no its complete opposite.

So because im not married at 26 my life is a fail?

Silly herb

[Joe.]

I'll be the one laughing when I'm happily married and contempt!

[Niall]

Not sure if trolling :suspect:

[Joe.]

What's a herb?

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I'll be the one laughing when I'm happily married and contempt!

*Content

[Livia]

I'll be the one laughing when I'm happily married and contempt!

The fact you don't know the difference between 'content' and 'contempt' should in itself be a reason for you to sit down and have a bit of a think.

[Ramsay]

Im ragin this thread was made just after the razzies :(

[daniel-lewis-1985]

What's a herb?

Its what i call strange/silly things.

For instance a serial killer is a STRANGE herb

[Harry!]

Are we invited? We can sit at the back of the Church!

[Vicky.]

I'll be the one laughing when I'm happily married and contempt!

0_o

[Joe.]

are we invited? We can sit at the back of the church!

no way.

-.-

[bbfan1991]

Are we invited? We can sit at the back of the Church!

OiwDHHcHPh0

[Visage]

Im ragin this thread was made just after the razzies :(

I was thinking just the same.

OiwDHHcHPh0



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[daniel-lewis-1985]

OiwDHHcHPh0


Thats my old Welsh teacher in the background lol

Forgot about that

[Glenn.]

I had to look at the date just to make sure it wasn't April 1st.

[Marc]

Congrats! Everybody is getting married

[Black Dagger]

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Oh dear at this coming up on my playlist... :p

[Sam:)]

Congratulations ,I suppose:L
I kinda agree with everyone else, it seems ridiculous. I know right now everything seems amazing but she could be a right bitch when you have her 24/7.

[Jarrod]

Congratulations..? Maybe we shouldn't be mocking him. He's happy... Leave it at that?

[Doogle]

This wouldn't be TiBB without mocking him though :D

[Jarrod]

This wouldn't be TiBB without mocking him though :D

:joker:

[Stu]

Congratulations..? Maybe we shouldn't be mocking him. He's happy... Leave it at that?
You believe him, yeah? :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

I fail to understand how signing a marriage certificate means he's happy and content (the fact he got that word wrong no doubt means he doesn't know what it means) because at 16 it makes no difference to his life.
It doesn't give you money, career prospects, a house, a car, or anything.

Yes, being in a relationship can be great and not all about material things but to suggest it means you're "going somewhere in life" is ridiculous. It's more likely hindering any future experiences you are yet to have.

[lily.]

You picked the worst place to announce this tbh.

If trolling, then fair enough.

If serious, then I guess you'll figure out your own life without the assistance of the TiBBers.

I wouldn't be in such a hurry to move out of your parents house though. I'd wait until one or both of you are working full-time. It's expensive you know. Then again, I don't know your home situation. Your parents might be rich for all I know, and will buy you a mansion as a wedding present.

I think it's nice that you love her enough to think of marrying her, but you don't need to do everything right away. You can always be engaged for a few years.. then get married.. that'll give you both time to grow up a bit, and figure out what you're doing with your lives/careers.

You don't need to rush into anything. Get engaged if that makes you both happy, buy a nice ring, but don't plan a wedding until you're both out of your teens. That gives you time to get financially stable, and to get school/college out of the way. As others have said, it does make sense to live together before you get married, as the relationship changes lots when you do that and you need time to get used to it.

So to recap.. my advice to you [as the elder stateswoman of TiBB] is:

Get engaged just now if that's what you both want.
Wait 4 or 5 years before you get married.
Try living together once you're done with college.
Concentrate on getting a decent job so you can support yourselves.
Keep using protection.. the last thing you need is a pregnancy to further complicate your life.

Finally.. Congratulations.

[this has been a sometimes-lily-is-nice-to-people post]

[InOne]

The only reason it's probably trolling is he felt the need to tell a bunch of strangers on a forum he barely posts on and when does often gets banned 0_0


Either way I couldn't care less.

[Marsh.]

If serious, then I guess you'll figure out your own life without the assistance of the TiBBers.

Aww, isn't she clever everyone?

[lily.]

Aww, isn't she clever everyone?

Very.

[Livia]

Aww, isn't she clever everyone?

The jury's out.

[lily.]

The jury's out.

Harsh.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im sorry but what complete bull****

was that episode of skins where grace and rich get married repeated recently?

[Shasown]

I think both sets of parents have a good attitude to this, they arent bothered probably because they realise that objecting to it would upset their little darlings and make them go ahead with this daft idea.

Given time Joe and/or his girlfriend will realise its probably too soon for either of them to commit to marriage.

Though you never know the age of both sets of parents might be about 34 or younger ;)

Incidentally both sets of parents permission are needed even in Gretna Green. Its 18 to get married anywhere in the UK now.

[Shaun]

mhm mhm.

may i just hijack this thread to reveal that I'm actually Sarah Millican?

[Firewire]

omg this is the funniest thing i've read all day

bahahahahahhaa

[Tom]

mhm mhm.

may i just hijack this thread to reveal that I'm actually Sarah Millican?

Maybe you could offer him some advice on divorce?

[Stu]

Not as funny as the Britney Spears Appreciation thread, lmao.
:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Shaun]

Maybe you could offer him some advice on divorce?

*puts on a geordie accent*

hav' a ceek

[GypsyGoth]

I think it's romantic. I hope it works out for you Joe.

[GypsyGoth]

Oh my god, I just thought of something, maybe she is after your doctor who figures, so she plans to get them in a divorce.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Oh my god, I just thought of something, maybe she is after your doctor who figures, so she plans to get them in a divorce.

:joker:

[InOne]

Prenup Joe, prenup!

[lily.]

Am I the only one who thought this might possibly be serious then?

Someone just told me Joe is a compulsive liar.

That explains the wee digs on the last page. :/

[Marsh.]

Did someone honestly just post they think it's romantic?? Lol, shame on you.

[Marsh.]

Am I the only one who thought this might possibly be serious then?

Someone just told me Joe is a compulsive liar.

That explains the wee digs on the last page. :/

Yes he is. His dad was the Pope last week.

[lily.]

Fair enough. Being absent for the majority of 2011, I don't really know who the regular trolls are in TiBB.

[InOne]

Past events include having a love affair with Twilight and offering cam services to zolter, if I remember right.

[Stu]

Didn't he have a habit of running out of arguments as well by proclaiming he had better things to do and he was heading out for a kick about with the lads?

This was at about 11 at night, mind you.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he also offered cam services to me

[lily.]

http://cafewitteveen.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/tumblr_lvfv37rzsz1qewacoo1_500.png

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it was the night that mario streaked in the garden during BB11 and the pm went something like this

hey want something to tide you over until those mario pics are uploaded to the C4 site :evilgrin:

[Ramsay]

and people think patrick is gay :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[InOne]

:joker:

[Maia]

Congrats Joe, although I can't help but find this thread immensely hilarious.

[Stu]

I remember when he made this dodgy photoshop of Patrick on a womans body - I can't remember who - and his thread got shut in like five minutes by everyone else so he sent me a PM calling me a weedy little twerp and I sent him one back calling him goatballs.
:lovedup:.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it was somebody from girls aloud iirc

[Marsh.]

Is Joe the one always writing bad poetry aswell?

He's probably an emo. Maybe he suffers from depression.

[Stu]

http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=176710&highlight=action

This was totally forgotten in the Razzies, wasn't it? The whole thread is gold. I actually watched them things and all.

[Ramsay]

Naw marsh thats madjoe

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

claudias reply in that thread >_>

somebody needs to poke her with a stick until she gets angry or something

[Josy]

Right I'm closing this, wether it was lies or not it's gone off topic and it's obvious certain members are using this thread to have constant snipes at the op.