how would you fix all of the worlds problems

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

here is what i would do:

nuclear bomb the entire world and kill everybody in existence except beyonce, then somehow clone beyonce and repopulate the earth with said beyonce clones so the planet is full of beyonces then maybe form an intergalactic army of beyonces and take over some alien races until beyonce ruled the entire universe

beyonce

[Niamh.]

Yeah, I'd do that too :idc:

[Lee.]

I'd ban religion and insist all places of worship be turned into dance studios

[Doogle]

Replace violent games with Rayman.

[Stu]

Erect statues of GypsyGoth every square mile and pump Real American into homes every morning at 6.

[Shaun]

i honestly was going to reply to this thread with "Beyoncé".

[Lee.]

You could certainly control population growth with Beyonce... she could be used to either bore or deafen people to death.

[Stu]

Word.

She's a vapid endorsement ***** with boring choons.

[Shaun]

yeah well she can dance better than GypsyGoth so up yours.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

You could certainly control population growth with Beyonce... she could be used to either bore or deafen people to death.

http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/beyonce_oprah.JPG

[Mystic Mock]

1. Punch Chavs.
2. Murderers get the death penalty.
3. Have all songs be Mad World covers.
4. Hack into the hackers accounts,see how they like it.
5. Lock Justin Bieber and One Direction in prison for crimes against singing.
6. Have Game Of Thrones on every day.

Thats all I could think of for now.

[Stu]

I was just about to post "I wonder who the first moron to mention the death penalty will be".

Anyway ... has anyone seen GypsyGoth dance? No. I rest my ill defined case.

[Mystic Mock]

I was just about to post "I wonder who the first moron to mention the death penalty will be".
Anyway ... has anyone seen GypsyGoth dance? No. I rest my ill defined case.

Tut tut Stu,I will let you off this once.:hugesmile:

[Lee.]

yeah well she can dance better than GypsyGoth so up yours.

And I suppose you've seen Gyspygoth dance? :idc:

And for the record, I can dance waaaay better than Beyonce!

Hell YEAH I can!

[Niall]

I would bring the world under my control and rule the planet from my Palace in the castle at Disney World Florida.

And from there I would solve every world problem one by one. Oh and I'd replace all police officers with Micky mouse robots (idk why it just fits).

[Ninastar]

i saw Gypsygoth dance once, it was awesome

[Shaun]

I WAS ****ING MARRIED TO HER GODDAMNIT ****\

it ended messily though so I might be biased

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: @ this thread.

[arista]

here is what i would do:

nuclear bomb the entire world and kill everybody in existence except beyonce, then somehow clone beyonce and repopulate the earth with said beyonce clones so the planet is full of beyonces then maybe form an intergalactic army of beyonces and take over some alien races until beyonce ruled the entire universe

beyonce


Yes the Nuke Would Kill You
But I would be in my Bunker - Alive.

Growing Veg under my own lights powered by battery or calor gas
And Water stocked up.


When its Safe to come out
I would be the Leader of London.

[Stu]

I genuinly believe you genuinly believe that could happen.

[arista]

I genuinly believe you genuinly believe that could happen.



Yes more nations like Saudi Arabia
are getting Nukes.

So many Nukes
Wars can start over small things.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i will join you in your bunker if you dont mind

[Tom]

Carol Vorderman > Beyonce

[Stu]

Rachel Riley > Carol Vorderman though.

[Shaun]

rachel riley > everything

[Smithy]

Feed the poor to the hungry

[Livia]

Pay some really good FX guys to mock up a common enemy that the world can unite against and come to realise we're all pretty much the same really. I've seen Independence Day, I know how it works...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Kill all teenagers

[Benjamin]

Wipe out most of the human race and start from scratch again.

[Mystic Mock]

Kill all teenagers

Hey.:nono:

[arista]

Kill all teenagers


No after the Nuke War

They will Work for Me


for those that stay alive. of course.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[Tom]

And can I just say, I think Beyonce has ruined the world. 2011- she releases Run The World. 2012 is the apocalypse. Coincidence? I think not.

[Ammi]

Pay some really good FX guys to mock up a common enemy that the world can unite against and come to realise we're all pretty much the same really. I've seen Independence Day, I know how it works...

Independance Day is one of my quilty pleasures...shamelessly, because I have crushes on both Bill Pullman and Jeff Goldblum...the movie itself is utter c*ck

[King Gizzard]

I'd put Kerry in charge of everything

[Livia]

Independance Day is one of my quilty pleasures...shamelessly, because I have crushes on both Bill Pullman and Jeff Goldblum...the movie itself is utter c*ck

Me too... I have to admit I watch it ever time it's repeated, which is about once a week. And yeah... Jeff Goldblum has that naughty twinkle. Finally! A man my mother would approve of.

[Ammi]

Me too... I have to admit I watch it ever time it's repeated, which is about once a week. And yeah... Jeff Goldblum has that naughty twinkle. Finally! A man my mother would approve of.

...Please Lord, let him not be the kind of guy a mother would approve of....

[arista]

I'd put Kerry in charge of everything


No my Bunker has the Supplys
Kerry will work as a Team Leader
under me.

[Crimson Dynamo]

No my Bunker has the Supplys
Kerry will work as a Team Leader
under me.

and you would be dressed as a sexy nun again?

no thanks, i will take my chances on the outside...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this bunker really does sound amazing

[Redway]

Get rid of all the chavs. :idc:

[Redway]

Kill all teenagers

:bored: