CBB9's Bit On the Side - Discussion Thread

[seanraff07]

"Even though it's just happened"... well not really, it happened hours ago.

[seanraff07]

Jamie clearly already knew!

[fredmeneedle]

WTF do a pair of X-factor rejects have to do with CBB?

[Saph]

I like all 3 guests tonight ;)

[spitfire]

I like all 3 guests tonight ;)
Four.

[Callum]

Aisleyne, Shoes and Pete. Great guests!

[Black Dagger]

I like all 3 guests tonight ;)

I liked 2 Shoes on X Factor, can't stand Pete Burns and I adored Ais.

[pixee]

Is Pete on everytime with Emma? Cause he does make me laugh once you get past the whole...face

[fredmeneedle]

"Nobody doesn't know who she is" ?? Speak ferkin English Aislene

[Ramsay]

**** off Pete Burns ****in hell

[spitfire]

"Nobody doesn't know who she is" ?? Speak ferkin English Aislene

^like^

[Ramsay]

I loved that:laugh2:
BECAUSE HE'S A ****IN SPY!!!

[fredmeneedle]

Funny how obnoxious self-obsessed wankers are always described as beng "like marmite" innit? If I was Mr Marmite I would sue for slander

[Black Dagger]

Pete Burns needs to get ****ed in the arse by a 15 inch dildo.

He's a horrible person.

[Saph]

ginger guy wants to be a 'funny' regular

[Ramsay]

Aye Pete isnt even funny
He's just a bad person

[Monkey Slut]

WTF do a pair of X-factor rejects have to do with CBB?

*cough*

No sign of any injuries on Pete today. >_>

[Quackers135]

Pete burns, kill him with fire. Please

[Ramsay]

What a waste of time
Get this prick off my tv

[fredmeneedle]

How can this caricature pantomime monkey be asked to judge other people's dress sense AND before he criticises other people's travesty plastic surgery he needs to look in the effin mirro (if he could see it past his balloon lips that is)

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Im sorry but that was amazing!

Love Pete Burns.

Get him back in the house.

[Ramsay]

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIM??
whaaat

[fredmeneedle]

Stupid setting but the data stats guy is one of the best bits on the show

[fredmeneedle]

The twins have got more front than Brighton....porn stars complaining about not being shown enuff respect from blokes

[arista]

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2012/Jan/Week2/16145669.jpg

Tomorrows Star

[Monkey Slut]

Am I the only one that doesn't like the American accent? People keep mentioning it.....

[Locke.]

I actually thought that was Science when I saw him at the start of the show too

[fredmeneedle]

Wow big surprise blond bunnies can actually string a sentence together.... let's all hold a party....for gods sake get over all the adulation and see it for what it is.....a pair of twins that are using their physical attributes to make loads of dosh before their knockers meet their knees just like Sam Fox did and all the others that followed her

[pixee]

Frankie and Kirk seem to get off lightly, if that was Michael Madsen, different story.

[fredmeneedle]

Madsen is a drug-addled wreck whose voicebox is knackered from smoking pot....he is 4 years younger than me and looks 10 years older.... (especially when my zip has been Brasso'd :o) )

[Ramsay]

Madsen is brilliant ahahah

[fredmeneedle]

Well the weekly show certainly pisses all over that garbage they put on at the weekends... why do they do that??? Are the producers so gormless that they cannot see the difference???

[Bollo]

Oh I like this new Jamie show

[fredmeneedle]

Oh I like this new Jamie show

It's OK innit? It's patently obvious who he actually likes and doesn't like though I thought...he was very keen on giggsy's ex but wasn't keen on Georgia at all....if you recorded it watch it back and it stands out a mile! Nowt up with that though it makes it more interesting. Pity it's a one-off really....

[fredmeneedle]

Andrew Stone's mastermind specialist subject would be Andrew Stone!!

[fredmeneedle]

Wonder if we are gonna see some more of the "Reservoir Giggs" saga.... :o)

[MTVN]

Nose picking har de har

[Doogle]

-gags like Nicola during the egg task-

[Me. I Am Salman]

Not funny BBOTS

[Callum]

Eugh Rodrigo :bored:

[pixee]

Is Rodrigo now a ******?

[Callum]

Wellard!!!! :amazed:

[Me. I Am Salman]

WTF with the captions :@

[Marsh.]

Why do they throw the captions across the middle of the screen? It looks like it was done by first time film students.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Rodrigo looks like Emma today

[Doogle]

Jedward take up the show and steal the limelight. I like Dean. EW Rodrigo.

I want Davina on the show. I know it won't happen but meh.

[fredmeneedle]

Jedward twin putting his hand up to be allowed to speak.... awww bless 'im! Grow up lads!

[andy191]

WTF with the dog!

[Callum]

I love Wellard :love:

[Ramsay]

**** off rodrigo
AND STOP SAYING OKAY JEDWARD FUCCCKKKINGGG HELL!!!!

[Marsh.]

Just don't give them any hair gel.

[Ramsay]

Aw poor Michael :(

[Black Dagger]

Aw poor Michael :(

What's happened? I've turned that **** off.

[MTVN]

First time I've seen BOTS this series.. it really is bollocks, wtf is this

[andy191]

Found Paul's twitter
(man with glasses)

https://twitter.com/#!/PaulWilder

[fredmeneedle]

Soooo... do we reckon they will mention the live feed?

[fredmeneedle]

O goawd the gargoyle is on tonight....forgot about that!

[seanraff07]

Soooo... do we reckon they will mention the live feed?

Hope so.

[seanraff07]

It's always the same lot in the crowd :bored:

[reece(:]

name tags on bots now :nono:

[Jackie]

Omg not Lauren he/SHE LOL

[pimpslapper]

First time I've seen BOTS this series.. it really is bollocks, wtf is this


Yeah it really is a pile of ****e. Sometimes I wonder why the hell I am wasting my time watching it. The post-eviction ones are normally the best ones though.

[MTVN]

Daniel Lewis bottom right :laugh:

[pimpslapper]

Haha, I can see that Daniel Lewis guy 'no it was ****'

[Rob!]

Hahahahahaahah someone actually just said the twist was ****!!!

[Black Dagger]

BOTS on 5.

Live Feed on 5*

They've done this so BOTS gets better ratings and they can say we told you so.

They're ****ing hilarious.

[Monkey Slut]

Just turned on BOTS and Lauren is on my screen. :(

[reece(:]

the twist was **** though, recycled from last cbb

[seanraff07]

Nooo not Brian :bored:

[pimpslapper]

No Andrew interview?

[Maia]

*dances to Levels*

[fredmeneedle]

If Brian is poacher turned gamekeeper then Jamie is the opposite.... ho sold out on his opinionated Holy Moly website for C5's 30 pieces of silver

[Maia]

"Don't mention the word"...what? It's still a crime? :suspect:

[andy191]

Live Feed mention

[Callum]

Brian Dowling irritates me so much

[fredmeneedle]

Brian Dowling irritates me so much

He did at least have the grace to look embarrassed when Emma said "you must be knackered"... he knows bloody well it's money for old rope

[Maia]

Michael :laugh2:

[MTVN]

Blimey :joker:

[andy191]

Andrew slating the editing

[pimpslapper]

I do feel bad about some of the stuff I said about him here. He's actually grown on me and I wish he stayed. Natalie Cassidy is an awful creature in comparison.

[MTVN]

Andrew destroying Natalie :worship:

[Black Dagger]

Andrew destroying Natalie :worship:

He's my hero tonight <3

Beyond outrageous he's gone, ****ing useless public.

[Cynical]

Andrew destroying Natalie :worship:


Fantastic. Glad they brought that clip up. Sure there are plenty more they can show him of Cassidy spouting bollocks in the archive.

[Maia]

...What? :tongue:

[starry]

C5 are laughable, they even put birdsong in BOTS.

[Black Dagger]

Gareth not being shown then at all.

[Callum]

Lesley :laugh:

[Callum]

I actually love Carol McGiffin. She would be a brilliant housemate.

[MTVN]

Karissa :laugh2:

[Maia]

Denise LOL!!!

[Maia]

Gareth not being shown then at all.

Might mean he hasn't done anything :whistle:

[MTVN]

Jamie East's quite funny actually :laugh:

[Callum]

Karissa :laugh2:

[Maia]

"And then we're back in May!"

:shocked: Really? Is that definite?

[andy191]

lol at the 2nd margret from Wales with Jamie

[MTVN]

"And then we're back in May!"

:shocked: Really? Is that definite?

I hope so :amazed: is that earlier than normal or is it just me?

[reece(:]

May is a bit early

[Monkey Slut]

Talking about NPH. :)

[Callum]

May is early, it normally starts in June.

[andy191]

Quite like Jamie doing the phone-in bit, should be longer

[Black Dagger]

Might mean he hasn't done anything :whistle:

Just like Romeo then :whistle:

[Black Dagger]

Talking about NPH as well... love it.

If they secured him next year I'd jizz.

[Maia]

Just like Romeo then :whistle:

Did you miss the Live Feed, good old MC Romeo was doing a lot more than what the highlights shows usually show.

[Locke.]

It just doesn't get any cooler than Andrew Stone

I have finally caught up with tonights shows just as they finish :bored:

[Black Dagger]

Did you miss the Live Feed, good old MC Romeo was doing a lot more than what the highlights shows usually show.

To be fair, they all did more then Big Brother usually show, I think Gareth was shown for a good 30 minutes of it.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Hahahahahaahah someone actually just said the twist was ****!!!

That was me!!!!! LOL

I thought the twist was piss poor

[Locke.]

Lisa Maffia is on next week, great news

[chuff me dizzy]

Did anyone see Daniel? he told me I would know what he looks like, but i dont ?

[Bojangles]

That last bit with Michael cutting himself shaving to the music of Stealers Wheels.
"Stuck in the middle with you." was hillarious.Brilliant editing.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Did anyone see Daniel? he told me I would know what he looks like, but i dont ?

I forgot he was to the eviction, was on BBBOTS as well cause I never notices him.

[chuff me dizzy]

I forgot he was to the eviction, was on BBBOTS as well cause I never notices him.

Yes .hes replied up there ^^^^^^^^^^

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://images.werdyo.com/2011/01/10/willis/emma-willis-black-bikini-1.jpg
bring on the show!

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/john.jpg
king mccirick will be on it

[Marc]

I've not watched this yet this series but I have it on now

[Marc]

http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/john.jpg
king mccirick will be on it

Phwoarrr

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

grrooooos

[Ramsay]

holy **** they got heff! :shocked:

[Marc]

The Heff!!!!

[Marc]

Oh my days! I am in awe

[Marc]

He is amazing.

[Maia]

:o

[Ramsay]

Cant believe they pulled him off

[Locke.]

Pretty impressive

[Livia]

Phwoarrrr... eh, Ladies? That Hugh Heffner.... he's a dream, isn't he?

[Marc]

How much money do you think they paid him?

[arista]

Playboy Hugh

[Marc]

Phwoarrrr... eh, Ladies? That Hugh Heffner.... he's a dream, isn't he?

You ladies are so lucky to have that to look forward to!

[Livia]

Emma to Heffner: "It's been an absolute honour". What????????????????

[arista]

Marc merge this with the Original thread

[Livia]

You ladies are so lucky to have that to look forward to!

And you men are lucky to have that to look forward to also. Wrinkles will look good on you Marc :-)

[arista]

Great Panel

[Me. I Am Salman]

Who cares about Hugh Hefner when you have DAVID VAN DAY! OMG! :rolleyes:

[Brother Leon]

Hef is my idol. :worship:

[Marc]

The Heff! :love:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Nice analogy..

[Marc]

And you men are lucky to have that to look forward to also. Wrinkles will look good on you Marc :-)

It'll bring out my eyess

[Marc]

I forgot Andrew would be on this :bored:

[arista]

The Heff! :love:


Marc merge the other thread with this one



This needs to be made a Sticky.

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg: [img] http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/emma-griffiths/emma-griffiths-7874.jpg"]http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/emma-griffiths/emma-griffiths-7874.jpg [img]

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg: http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/emma-griffiths/emma-griffiths-7874.jpg"]http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/emma-griffiths/emma-griffiths-7874.jpg

[Me. I Am Salman]

post flop grrr...!!

[Stu]

Yeah people keep posting new ones when there's no need.

[Marc]

A please?

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/emma-griffiths/emma-griffiths-7874.jpg

PHWOARR!!!

[Stu]

It's your jawb :hmph:

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/emma-griffiths/emma-griffiths-7874.jpg
phwoar!

[Marc]

Would just be nice to see it being appreciated once and a while :hmph:

[Livia]

Blimey, Emma looks amazing.

[Livia]

Would just be nice to see it being appreciated once and a while :hmph:

You're wonderful Marc. Touch your screen and feel the warmth of my sincerity.

[arista]

Yeah people keep posting new ones when there's no need.


Yes thats why this needs to be a Sticky.

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh. my. gawd. http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Emma_Griffiths/33141/emma_griffiths_photo_22.jpg

[arista]

Would just be nice to see it being appreciated once and a while :hmph:


You are

[Marc]

oh. my. gawd. http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Emma_Griffiths/33141/emma_griffiths_photo_22.jpg

that picture showed up on my screen as soon as an anorexic advert came on my tv

[Callum]

John McCririck :worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

im not gay but i think john mccirick is one handsome fella.

[Marc]

Oh good god. :laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

nice philosophical words

[Ramsay]

im not gay but i think john mccirick is one handsome fella.

:joker:

[Marc]

im not gay but i think john mccirick is one handsome fella.

We all would turn for him.

[Me. I Am Salman]

lock john miccirick, lauren harries and pete burns in a room together and expect a sex fest

[Marc]

lock john miccirick, lauren harries and pete burns in a room together and expect a sex fest

:laugh2: I would love that... I wouldn't but I would.

[Marc]

Boob cam :amazed:

[Callum]

John McCririck is a legend, they should send him into the house instead of shoving Jedward in every other day.

[Marc]

Frankie....

:laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

show yer tits john micciricks !

[Me. I Am Salman]

woops i mean miccirick

[Me. I Am Salman]

Janet street walker ! Legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marc]

:laugh: bitching about the Loose Women

[Ramsay]

John is such a hero

[Me. I Am Salman]

theyre FINALLY putting him down LOL!

[Livia]

McCrirrick makes me want to vomit.

[Me. I Am Salman]

The awkward moment when he actually passes out.

[Me. I Am Salman]

John micciricks sex groans lol!

[Marc]

Oh John...

[Me. I Am Salman]

loool alice levine is so random

[Marc]

I like Alice Levine :love:

[Livia]

The awkward moment when he actually passes out.

... and stops breathing.

[Marc]

John micciricks sex groans lol!

I just came

[Me. I Am Salman]

I just came

you dirty man***** :joker:

[Jackie]

Can't stand MCcrick

[arista]

Could you Please make this a Sticky Thread

[Marc]

Alice is brilliant

[Me. I Am Salman]

... and stops breathing.

and explodes into an eruption of oatmeal and sh*t

[Jackie]

This bit is so stupid

[Me. I Am Salman]

make this a sticky!

loool @ alice levine! legend!

[Livia]

and explodes into an eruption of oatmeal and sh*t

LOL... that's an interesting mental image to take to bed. I'm going to wake up screaming later.

[Me. I Am Salman]

john micirick (how the ******* do you spell his name ffs) cartoonised:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QfayPsxbCj8/Sb8O0qnkIgI/AAAAAAAAAIw/c25pw-J37Ak/s400/futurama_zoidberg_naked.jpg

[Marsh.]

Cant believe they pulled him off

Rumour has it that it doesn't take much to pull him off these days.


But, even Emma had to force a very fake laugh at that disgusting perv, that's McCririck not Heffer.

[Me. I Am Salman]

LOL... that's an interesting mental image to take to bed. I'm going to wake up screaming later.

at least you havent had scarring nightmares from looking at this picture
http://entertainment.ie/images_content/mcrrickpants.jpg

[Livia]

john micirick (how the ******* do you spell his name ffs) cartoonised:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QfayPsxbCj8/Sb8O0qnkIgI/AAAAAAAAAIw/c25pw-J37Ak/s400/futurama_zoidberg_naked.jpg

After being touched up on Photoshop, obviously.

[Me. I Am Salman]

lool.

[Me. I Am Salman]

boobies and butts!!

[Livia]

at least you havent had scarring nightmares from looking at this picture
You're killing me Salman.......................

[Marc]

Hefner party in BB house :D

[Marc]

Frankie looks so happy LOL

[Marc]

and there's Kirk's balls

[Me. I Am Salman]

kirk is bloody cringey

[Jackie]

Lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

who'd win in a booty smashdown? john miccirick or carole vincent? http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00358/F_200709_September1_358447a.jpg http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01107/SNN18TV2JM-280_1107876a.jpg

[Me. I Am Salman]

when aaron ages he will look like david van day

[Me. I Am Salman]

they are slaying nicola/fatasha

[Me. I Am Salman]

*natasha

[Marc]

I want Natasha to stay

[Marc]

Nicola is old news :bored: please just go

[Me. I Am Salman]

:o nicola is way more interesting

[Me. I Am Salman]

david van day makes me snore

[Me. I Am Salman]

chav on bbots :cheer2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

agree with the leapard print lady

[Jackie]

Gareth won't win

[Marsh.]

Nicola's not even trying to pretend her "friendship" with Natasha is anything other than trying to get all the details about the Giggs' stuff.
Wouldn't surprise me if she got the juicy details and sold the story herself for a bit of cash.

[slickster24]

I really hope georgia dont go along with that spastic kirk.

I think thats the most attractive woman I have seen in my life.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Screw jedward

[Me. I Am Salman]

Looooool at kristina and karissa!!!!!!

[Me. I Am Salman]

The task actually seems interesting.

[Me. I Am Salman]

poor michael

[Me. I Am Salman]

ooooh!

[Me. I Am Salman]

they cant even bear to touch his clothes!

[Marc]

:joker: that task is brilliant!!

[Marc]

they cant even bear to touch his clothes!

must be stinky

[Me. I Am Salman]

and sticky ;)

[Me. I Am Salman]

i wish andrew was back in the house he's hilarious

[Me. I Am Salman]

night night people im off to bed :D

[Jesus.]

My first nomination............is for Salman.

[Me. I Am Salman]

And the first housemate to be evicted is Jesus. H. Christ :cheer2:

[fredmeneedle]

Ey oop someone has told Andrew that his haircut made him look like a knob!

[fredmeneedle]

Unfortunately the new one isn't really an improvement!

[RichardG]

Is there someone dressed as a nun in the audience? :laugh: think there is but I can't quite tell.

[Livia]

Who is the blonde woman on the panel?

[MTVN]

Who is the blonde woman on the panel?

Kate Walsh, she was on the Apprentice and used to present Live from Studio Five

[Livia]

Ahhh right. Explains why I don't know her. Thanks.

[fredmeneedle]

Brian walking in profile looks like Max Wall (most of you lot will probably have to Google Image for him)

[MTVN]

Ohh a nomination twist

[Callum]

Hashtag mention again :rolleyes:

[Josy]

Ohh a nomination twist

Thats original

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Ohh a nomination twist

:nono:

[MTVN]

I like nomination twists :hmph:

[fredmeneedle]

Hashtag mention again :rolleyes:

You KNOW you'll all be doing that "2-down, 2-across, V-sign" thing tomorrow!

[Black Dagger]

I like nomination twists :hmph:

I despise them... usually because it means a favourite of mine will go.

[Me. I Am Salman]

agreed

[MTVN]

Frankie :joker:

[Black Dagger]

I really couldn't give a flying **** if Frankie came all over the bathroom... odious twerp.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Nicola's gags LOL!!!!

[MTVN]

Seems to be 2 groups within the girls; the Loose Women of Natalie, Nicola & Denise, and then they younger ones with Georgia and the twins

[Black Dagger]

Seems to be 2 groups within the girls; the Loose Women of Natalie, Nicola & Denise, and then they younger ones with Georgia and the twins

Hopefully they all target each other.

Andrew's voice <3.

[MTVN]

Great ending to the show

[Black Dagger]

Great ending to the show

:worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/emma-griffiths/emma-griffiths-7876.jpg

[Saph]

That black bald guy in the audience is the one from Louis Spence Showbusiness who represents Carole Vincent :laugh2:

[Maia]

"Bit On The Side should be replaced with Live Streaming" Ooh really Jamie? Someone has changed their tune

[Saph]

Creepy Craig been on the munchiiiiies uh ooooh