i bet this michael guy...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

turns out to be boring as **** :nono:

idk why everybody was so chuffed when he was rumored just coz he is an actual celebrity doesnt mean he will make CBB worth watching he might help ratings (although i doubt it) but i bet he will sit on his arse for 3 weeks and do **** all :bored:

[Saph]

He's apparently the most famous but hes the only one ive never heard of :s

[Ammi]

After a nine-day booze binge in Britain, actor Michael Madsen was taken to a hospital and "held under the Common Law rules on mental health."

According to sources, Madsen was displaying out of control behavior at the Penventon Park Hotel in Cornwall, England where he was staying, including drinking two bottles of wine for breakfast and was later found unconscious at the entrance of the hotel.

A hospital worker says the "staff were shocked by the amount of booze he put away - it was like he was on a non-stop bender. He was mixing his drinks with pills, but no one knew what they were for. He angered some guests by urinating in the car park."

...I'm hoping he wont disappoint

[Vicky.]

The hype reminds me of when people found out Vinnie Jones was going in. And he turned out to be boring as **** :laugh:

[Josy]

turns out to be boring as **** :nono:

idk why everybody was so chuffed when he was rumored just coz he is an actual celebrity doesnt mean he will make CBB worth watching he might help ratings (although i doubt it) but i bet he will sit on his arse for 3 weeks and do **** all :bored:


http://christopherzara.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/michael-madsen-20061226-190811.jpg

Don't be daft

[Bojangles]

Yeh he seems like a bundle of fun.Like watching paint dry.

[Monkey Slut]

I missed his entrance and I haven't heard about any that were going in so I had no idea who he was. When I saw him I thought that he probably will be really boring though. Also, clothing with the US flag on is kinda cringe-worthy.....

[Suze]

Yeh he seems like a bundle of fun.Like watching paint dry.

Give him a chance :D he has only been in that house about half hour or so.

[chuff me dizzy]

Arrogant, up his own ass Yank !!

[Wizardmerlin]

He looks miserable

[Livia]

Michael Madsen is a God. That is all.

[rusticgal]

Seems like a complete p***k to me....thinks he is bigger than the show and right up his own a**e. He wont last long!!!

[Angus]

Michael Madsen is a God. That is all.

:worship:

Michael's not just a "celebrity", he's a bona fide legend. No wonder he looks baffled - he's thinking "who the hell are these people"?

[InOne]

Seems a legend so far.

[fruit_cake]

not impressed

[Visage]

I get the impression he's going to walk. I did wonder if that had happened when he disappeared. He really doesn't look like he's enjoying any of it. I

[Black Dagger]

He's amazing, he'll do more than the ****ing pretty boy that is Kirk, who will make the final like his friend Amy Childs.

[Bojangles]

:worship:

Michael's not just a "celebrity", he's a bona fide legend. No wonder he looks baffled - he's thinking "who the hell are these people"?


Now if you were saying that about Gorgeous George Clooney I'd have to agree but not Michael.

[fruit_cake]

he looks close to death to me

[Saph]

I think he will walk by Monday

[Livia]

He's amazing, he'll do more than the ****ing pretty boy that is Kirk, who will make the final like his friend Amy Childs.

What a magnificent judge you are BD. Makes a change to have a proper celebrity instead of another vacuous pretty-boy.

[Black Dagger]

What a magnificent judge you are BD. Makes a change to have a proper celebrity instead of another vacuous pretty-boy.

Why thank you, I am I'm sick of the pretty boys, Lucien last year was rancid, Kirk will this year, least Michael and Gareth the conventional (unattractive) ones will be interesting and have topics to discuss, what has Kirk got? Yeah I run the sugar-hut, I'l get my bum out, I'l have a show-mance LOL.

[Angus]

Hope Michael stays, otherwise I couldn't give a rat's behind about any of the others.

[Jase.]

I can NOT with people who haven't heard of him :joker:

[Pyramid*]

Yeh he seems like a bundle of fun.Like watching paint dry.

I know how he feels - that was what it was like watching it - never mind having to actually experience it.

The man is a quality, class and the only real celeb in there.

[fredmeneedle]

He's got the slurred speech of a typical brain-rotted drug-addled hollywoodian and from the amount of nibbles he has been stuffing non-stop into his gob since he got in he must have been smoking dope for about 2 hours just before he went in to have the munchies that bad

[Suze]

Seems like a complete p***k to me....thinks he is bigger than the show and right up his own a**e. He wont last long!!!

That's because he is :laugh2:

[Jase.]

That's because he is :laugh2:

:hugesmile:

[Pyramid*]

He's got the slurred speech of a typical brain-rotted drug-addled hollywoodian and from the amount of nibbles he has been stuffing non-stop into his gob since he got in he must have been smoking dope for about 2 hours just before he went in to have the munchies that bad

He probably has sat trying to dull his senses before going into the house after realising what utter plebs he's was going to have to share with........... I don't blame the guy one tiny bit. the times he was out of shot, he was probably looking for the escape hatch, or a rope !!!

[Niamh.]

He's apparently the most famous but hes the only one ive never heard of :s

You never saw reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill or Thelma and Louise?

[fruit_cake]

You never saw reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill or Thelma and Louise?

I liked his character in Thelma and Louise but not in Reservoir Dogs

[lostalex]

When he asked Natalie "am i first one in here?" i knew he was gonna be good. He has no idea what BBUK is AT ALL.

[fruit_cake]

When he asked Natalie "am i first one in here?" i knew he was gonna be good. He has no idea what BBUK is AT ALL.

maybe that's what he wants people to think, but if he doesn't know what it is, how did he get there??

[Niamh.]

maybe that's what he wants people to think, but if he doesn't know what it is, how did he get there??

He reckons he asked Vinnie Jones about it but has never watched it. I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't atleast do a bit of you tubing :laugh:

[fruit_cake]

He reckons he asked Vinnie Jones about it but has never watched it. I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't atleast do a bit of you tubing :laugh:

Maybe he really means he doesn't care about it rather than that he doesn't know what it is? Do you have an early favourite Niamh?

[Niamh.]

Maybe he really means he doesn't care about it rather than that he doesn't know what it is? Do you have an early favourite Niamh?

It's a bit early to decide yet but on first impressions I like Natalie (just because I think she was fantastic in that secret task) Romeo and Michael

[fruit_cake]

she did really well with the task some of it must have been so awkward

[lostalex]

It's a bit early to decide yet but on first impressions I like Natalie (just because I think she was fantastic in that secret task) Romeo and Michael

I agree Natalie did amazing on that secret task, she managed to outsmart big brother on alot of them. I was definitely impressed with her quick thinking. You could see Big Brother intended her to come across as really rude, but she managed to twist everything into seeming charming.

like when Big Brother told her to talk to the twins in American accent, she twisted it into saying "i wanna work on my American accent can you help me?" that was really clever. She's a smart cookie.

[Niamh.]

she did really well with the task some of it must have been so awkward

I agree Natalie did amazing on that secret task, she managed to outsmart big brother on alot of them. I was definitely impressed with her quick thinking. You could see Big Brother intended her to come across as really rude, but she managed to twist everything into seeming charming.

like when Big Brother told her to talk to the twins in American accent, she twisted it into saying "i wanna work on my American accent can you help me?" that was really clever.

Yeah, absolutely, BB must have been annoyed :laugh: I felt really sorry for her when they told her to tell Nicola that she's cool with being in the house with her for the third time though!

[fruit_cake]

she amazingly was able to do it without it being too cringey!

[BB_Fan_09]

Michael did a "Tebow" last night at the top of the stairs before going into the house. I don't know if Tebowing is known about in the UK, but it is currently popular here in the US.

http://tebowing.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tebow

[Livia]

Michael did a "Tebow" last night at the top of the stairs before going into the house. I don't know if Tebowing is known about in the UK, but it is currently popular here in the US.

http://tebowing.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tebow

We call it "The Brucie"... it's not quite so cool in the UK.................

[lostalex]

Michael did a "Tebow" last night at the top of the stairs before going into the house. I don't know if Tebowing is known about in the UK, but it is currently popular here in the US.

http://tebowing.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tebow

i noticed that too, and i cringed, that along with his american flag shirt... have yu ever seen an american wear an american flag shirt in America?? i havn't...

Why do Americans in britain always have to be sooo cringy... :(

can you imagine a british celeb wearing a giant union jack shirt on Ellen or the Tonight Show??? i can't. ugh.

American Celebs always embarass me on foriegn TV shows.

[LivT]

Disappointingly, Romeo seems to be the only real man in there. Michael seems about as stable as a 3 legged race horse !

That blank, expressionless face that becomes more animated when he gets hungry and engages in a feeding frenzy, the incapacity to make normal speech, a tendancy instead, to make moaning and gutteral sounds, normal nervous system activity seems lacking, along with coherent consciousness, and only motor control exists.

Suprisingly, Michael has never been cast in any George Romero zombie movies...

[Angus]

Disappointingly, Romeo seems to be the only real man in there. Michael seems about as stable as a 3 legged race horse !

That blank, expressionless face that becomes more animated when he gets hungry and engages in a feeding frenzy, the incapacity to make normal speech, a tendancy instead, to make moaning and gutteral sounds, normal nervous system activity seems lacking, along with coherent consciousness, and only motor control exists.

Suprisingly, Michael has never been cast in any George Romero zombie movies...

And unsuprisingly none of the z listers in the George Romero zombie movies have been cast by Quentin Tarantino in his iconic, groundbreaking movies:whistle:

[LivT]

And unsuprisingly none of the z listers in the George Romero zombie movies have been cast by Quentin Tarantino in his iconic, groundbreaking movies:whistle:

grinning :p

Good to see you back, Angus

How about Hammer house of Horror then? Classic! And Peter Cushing starred in them. You can't get much more classy ;)

[Stu]

He'll either be really boring or else be so wonderfully entertaining that the squad of touchy, bored housewives and male vaginas who have control of popular opinion on this show decide he is disgusting and should be evicted pronto.

[LivT]

He'll either be really boring or else be so wonderfully entertaining that the squad of touchy, bored housewives and male vaginas who have control of popular opinion on this show decide he is disgusting and should be evicted pronto.

:joker:

You neglected to add menstrual and menopausal to your wonderful description

Funny how most 'womens problems' start with the word MEN ;)

[Stu]

... yeah.

[InOne]

I just hope he doesn't turn out like grampa Vinnie.

[Saph]

You never saw reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill or Thelma and Louise?

..nope o;

[lostalex]

..nope o;

what's up with the racist pokemon?

[Niamh.]

..nope o;

:shocked: You need to go watch them!

[Saph]

:shocked: You need to go watch them!

I will :hugesmile: T&L is about those 2 cowgirls is that right?

[Crimson Dynamo]

One minute this guy is king of stand up and a judge on BGT and now he can only get this gig?


I dont get it?

[Pyramid*]

:joker:

You neglected to add menstrual and menopausal to your wonderful description

Funny how most 'womens problems' start with the word MEN ;)


Aye, you aren't far wrong there :spin: though you lose all points for not loving Michael.

[Angus]

grinning :p

Good to see you back, Angus

How about Hammer house of Horror then? Classic! And Peter Cushing starred in them. You can't get much more classy ;)

I've got the entire Hammer House of Horror collection on dvd:spin: They are the cheesiest of the cheesy horror flicks but I love 'em all, especially the Dracula ones with a young and rather gorgeous Christopher Lee:hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

I will :hugesmile: T&L is about those 2 cowgirls is that right?

Yeah, it's really good

[LivT]

Pyramid - I apologise prooooofusely for not taking to Michael. He didn't leave much of an impact on me in his half-dead state. I'll let you know If and when I start warming to him.

Angus - I am delighted to hear you love the HHOH flicks as much as I do. Cheesy as they are, back in the day they used to be responsible for my OCD habit of looking under the bed and insisting a night light was on ;)

Bit like old Michael may make me feel if he doesn't get his faculties in order !!!!

[Pyramid*]

Pyramid - I apologise prooooofusely for not taking to Michael. He didn't leave much of an impact on me in his half-dead state. I'll let you know If and when I start warming to him.

Angus - I am delighted to hear you love the HHOH flicks as much as I do. Cheesy as they are, back in the day they used to be responsible for my OCD habit of looking under the bed and insisting a night light was on ;)

Bit like old Michael may make me feel if he doesn't get his faculties in order !!!!


He's got to be the best hm in there so far - even after all his disappearing acts last night. I bet you change your mind.....fancy a wager! :evilgrin:

[LivT]

He's got to be the best hm in there so far - even after all his disappearing acts last night. I bet you change your mind.....fancy a wager! :evilgrin:

I will be sure to give him the benefit of the doubt ....and yes, I'm up for a wager...why not!

Erm ....what did you have in mind, like? :suspect:

[Lostie!]

Arrogant, up his own ass Yank !!

I'd rather be arrogant than bigoted. :)

[Ammi]

I get the impression he's going to walk. I did wonder if that had happened when he disappeared. He really doesn't look like he's enjoying any of it. I

At one point I wondered if he could be the first 'walker' on launch night...I hope he doesn't, I want him on my screen as long as possible...

[Pyramid*]

I will be sure to give him the benefit of the doubt ....and yes, I'm up for a wager...why not!

Erm ....what did you have in mind, like? :suspect:


8million Vietnamese dongs.:joker:

[LivT]

8million Vietnamese dongs.:joker:

hehe

Ok, you're on! Albeit, I'm rather tempted to suggest upping the ante...

After clearing my mind and going in to last nights episode's of both CBB and bit on the side, unbiased, happy enough to give him a fresh chance, I slowly started to sink lower and lower into the couch as I listened to his rantings over not getting why condoms should be used.....not getting why people in general would wish to talk about their partners ....and......his thoughts on his own daughter getting a pounding from any Tom , Dick or Harry....whilst he sits on his porch, shotgun in hand. :puzzled:

But ok, ok...early days. We will start again tonight! ;)

[Pyramid*]

hehe

Ok, you're on! Albeit, I'm rather tempted to suggest upping the ante...

After clearing my mind and going in to last nights episode's of both CBB and bit on the side, unbiased, happy enough to give him a fresh chance, I slowly started to sink lower and lower into the couch as I listened to his rantings over not getting why condoms should be used.....not getting why people in general would wish to talk about their partners ....and......his thoughts on his own daughter getting a pounding from any Tom , Dick or Harry....whilst he sits on his porch, shotgun in hand. :puzzled:

But ok, ok...early days. We will start again tonight! ;)


I think most fathers would hate the thought of any TDH pounding their daughter and would say the same thing - we all know that no man is or ever will be good enough for Daddy's little girl. I loved him for his honesty.

His comments re condoms I think were incredibly funny. I doubt he's alone in voicing his thoughts on the fact that they can be passion killers.

He was bang on with his comments about the females all cackling on about their boyfriends and husbands though. Like he said, he's married too but doesn't feel the need for that to be his only topic of conversation.

I reckon he's going to liven the place up a bit in there, he's not afraid to say what he thinks.

[LivT]

I think most fathers would hate the thought of any TDH pounding their daughter and would say the same thing - we all know that no man is or ever will be good enough for Daddy's little girl. I loved him for his honesty.

His comments re condoms I think were incredibly funny. I doubt he's alone in voicing his thoughts on the fact that they can be passion killers.

He was bang on with his comments about the females all cackling on about their boyfriends and husbands though. Like he said, he's married too but doesn't feel the need for that to be his only topic of conversation.

I reckon he's going to liven the place up a bit in there, he's not afraid to say what he thinks.

I can get your viewpoint on all the above, for sure. Only that in my own opinion, How many Fathers of daughters would make a threat on national TV specifying a shotgun as the murderous weapon if they dared pound his daughter. Lets face it ...like all fathers have to...someone is going to ( or was) Poor girl; and poor Tom, Dick or Harry, who now wont even dare to look sideways at her ;)


Besides being arrogant he sounds a complete baboons ass. :bored:

[starry]

So far, from the HLs, he doesn't seem boring. One of the youngest ones could be boring I expect, but it's early to say who.

[Pyramid*]

I can get your viewpoint on all the above, for sure. Only that in my own opinion, How many Fathers of daughters would make a threat on national TV specifying a shotgun as the murderous weapon if they dared pound his daughter. Lets face it ...like all fathers have to...someone is going to ( or was) Poor girl; and poor Tom, Dick or Harry, who now wont even dare to look sideways at her ;)


Besides being arrogant he sounds a complete baboons ass. :bored:

Nope got to disagree. He doesn't arrogant imo. He's utterly and totally self assured and has been around the block long enough to be so.

If you think he was actually being serious about blasting daughter's boyfriends with a shotgun........ imo, that's a pretty silly thing to think and I can only assume you are reading far far too much into what is, nothing more than a saying, and one made for effect.

[LivT]

Nope got to disagree. He doesn't arrogant imo. He's utterly and totally self assured and has been around the block long enough to be so.

If you think he was actually being serious about blasting daughter's boyfriends with a shotgun........ imo, that's a pretty silly thing to think and I can only assume you are reading far far too much into what is, nothing more than a saying, and one made for effect.

In which case I will agree to disagree that we find self-assuredness to be two different kettles of fish. Of course |I know it is a mere saying and not to be taken literally, and wasn't basing everything solely upon that one thing. But since we are on that subject. If he was that self -assured and grounded he would know better than to even mention it aloud.

I wasn't the only one to cringe at his sentiments , however. Since the entire audience on BBBOTS collectively gasped.

He is American though, different culture and a rather more liberal outlook on certain matters. Plus, they are not renowned for comprehending the adage
" When in Rome" :p

I'll leave it there...since I insist on persevering with him . I won't give up just yet!! ;)

[Pyramid*]

In which case I will agree to disagree that we find self-assuredness to be two different kettles of fish. Of course |I know it is a mere saying and not to be taken literally, and wasn't basing everything solely upon that one thing. But since we are on that subject. If he was that self -assured and grounded he would know better than to even mention it aloud.

I wasn't the only one to cringe at his sentiments , however. Since the entire audience on BBBOTS collectively gasped.

He is American though, different culture and a rather more liberal outlook on certain matters. Plus, they are not renowned for comprehending the adage
" When in Rome" :p

I'll leave it there...since I insist on persevering with him . I won't give up just yet!! ;)

Why? All the more reason that he is self assured & grounded and knows his own self better than any viewer dies - and I'll take a stab that he knows it was the type of comment that should not be taken as gospel.

TBH, if people want to read too much into such off the cuff comments, that's not his problem. So yep: major disagree at this end and agree to disagree.

All and everything goes when in the BB house as we have all learned over the years: "When in Rome....." well, people are allowed to be tourists - even when visiting Rome or indeed, the BB house, aren't they". ;)

[Beso]

He could sit and yawn while scratching his arse all day and I would still be in intrigued enough by him to watch.

[MTVN]

The hype reminds me of when people found out Vinnie Jones was going in. And he turned out to be boring as **** :laugh:

Vinnie was amazing :nono:

[lily.]

He's apparently the most famous but hes the only one ive never heard of :s

That is a tragic reflection on you tbh.

[chuff me dizzy]

..nope o;

Me neither !!

[chuff me dizzy]

what's up with the racist pokemon?

WTF ???? :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

[lily.]

I think they're referring to SaphLiike's avatar.

[chuff me dizzy]

I think they're referring to SaphLiike's avatar.

Call me picky but i dont class a comic photo of pokeman racist? some folk need to get a grip !!

[lily.]

Call me picky but i dont class a comic photo of pokeman racist? some folk need to get a grip !!

Ma dug's no in this fight.

I was just replying to your post explaining what I thought the other poster was referring to. :/

[thesheriff443]

i keep thinking im going to tune in and see michael with andrews ear in his hand,lol

[chuff me dizzy]

Ma dug's no in this fight.

I was just replying to your post explaining what I thought the other poster was referring to. :/

i know me duck i wasnt meaning you :kiss: ,it was aimed at the person with to much time on their hands ,who class a cartoon figure of a cartoon image racist ,sounds the type who classed poor Jade as a racist

[MTVN]

Think it's best to keep on topic here please, would rather this wasn't turned into a thread about Jade's, or anybody else's, racism

[chuff me dizzy]

Think it's best to keep on topic here please, would rather this wasn't turned into a thread about Jade's, or anybody else's, racism

Thank you :flowers:

[lily.]

Think it's best to keep on topic here please, would rather this wasn't turned into a thread about Jade's, or anybody else's, racism

Who's Jade?

[MTVN]

Who's Jade?

Jade Goody I think Chuff was talking about

[lily.]

Oh yeah.. I missed that.. My bad.