Celebrity Big Brother - 07/01/12 Discussion Thread [8:30PM on C5]

[Maia]

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On tonight at an earlier time of 8:30pm on Channel 5 & Channel 5 HD. Bit on the Side follows on 5* at 9:40pm.

Highlights of the first full day in the house, including a task to win back Romeo's suitcase.

Discuss here, mes amis.

[arista]

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Yes with extra 15mins we may have to suffer the over long recap.

Buit its a Early Start right after
ITV1HD Take Me Out ends.

So a good fit

[Me. I Am Salman]

straight after take me out
theyre very tactical indeed! they did this with x factor too

[Black Dagger]

straight after take me out
theyre very tactical indeed! they did this with x factor too

They know what they're doing C5, even if most of the time people will deny they do, very clever.

[Me. I Am Salman]

They know what they're doing C5, even if most of the time people will deny they do, very clever.

and to be honest, theyre the only channel that can change their schedules, because noone gives a sh*t about any other C5 programme.

[Maia]

I care about Chinese Food In Minutes :(

[fruit_cake]

I hope there's not half an hour of 'previously'

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Why is it on so early:conf:

[arista]

Why is it on so early:conf:


a longer recap
trying to get more viewers

[Jarrod]

Oh haha i'll do one tomorrow haha xD Unless you want me to make a Image and use it?

[arista]

Oh haha i'll do one tomorrow haha xD Unless you want me to make a Image and use it?


Good One

[Visage]

I hope this early spot doesn't mean they will be bleeping everything.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

I hope this early spot doesn't mean they will be bleeping everything.

I think they will sadly:sleep:

[InOne]

Please no motages :bawling:

[arista]

Please no motages :bawling:


they added a Extra 15mins
so they will.


But I hope we then het a hour of new stuff

[Roy Mars III]

I thought that was a picture of Aaron and Faye in the OP at first

[Stu]

Merci.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Slick Vic is on BBOTS

[Jase.]

Slick Vic is on BBOTS

:elephant:

[seanraff07]

Starting in a minute :)

[arista]

On Ch5HD now

[Doogle]

So much editing ew

[Me. I Am Salman]

Ooh Michael giving it to Natasha

[Me. I Am Salman]

Kirk is terribly bad at flirting

[Locke.]

The bikinis are out

[Me. I Am Salman]

Marcus Bentley stop being sarcastic.. oh no the music has started.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Is it me or is the bedroom pretty ugly..

[seanraff07]

Not the music :(

[Me. I Am Salman]

nice philosophical talk there natasha

[arista]

Is it me or is the bedroom pretty ugly..


Not Enough Room

[arista]

No Recap - thats Great

[Doogle]

Frankie trying to get attention.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Recap of what?

[Livia]

Look at georgia first thing in the morning. I can't pretend I'm not 100% jealous.

[Jase.]

Michael's voice <3

[Me. I Am Salman]

Nicole McLean is burning with rage inside

[arista]

Recap of what?


Last year they did like a 15min long recap
repeat bits etc,
on Saturday

[Doogle]

No Recap - thats Great

I guess loads of things must have happened if we have no recap.

[Locke.]

Michael is brilliant :worship:

[Callum]

Awkward

[Me. I Am Salman]

do you mean the PREVIOUSLY bit?

[Me. I Am Salman]

Poor Natasha

[arista]

I guess loads of things must have happened if we have no recap.


Or Endemol/Ch5
took of the feedback.



And with No Live Feed
there is overload of clips sadly.

[Doogle]

:laugh3:

[Jase.]

LOL @ the twins

[Me. I Am Salman]

Jason Manford get off the PlusNet ads.

[Locke.]

Poor Natasha

How...

[seanraff07]

Awkward when Natasha gets asked why she's a celebrity.

[RichardG]

Think i'm the only one who isn't bothered by the music montages. :p

[Doogle]

I actually like the new sponsor advert thingies.

[Jase.]

Nic is so ugly. :joker:

[Locke.]

Going to like Andrew. You can just see everyone on the forums and BOTS are going to hate him

[Doogle]

How did these people get into the house?

They make it sound like they've abolished the mental tests before the show.

[Jase.]

Romeo's adorable :joker:

[Doogle]

Going to like Andrew. You can just see everyone on the forums and BOTS are going to hate him

I can see people will but he's grown on me a bit just based on that.

[Doogle]

Swag, oh god :joker:

[Maia]

Frankie :joker::joker:

[Maia]

"Please invite me" :laugh2:

[seanraff07]

"Do they not have like Nana's Mansion?" :laugh2:

[Locke.]

Frankie's got to have a crack at one of these twins

[Jase.]

Denise is amazing :joker:

[Livia]

Is it just me, or does the Playboy Mansion sound like hell on earth if you haven't got a penis?

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Great episode tonight. Apart from the music at the start

[Me. I Am Salman]

Fook the music

[Me. I Am Salman]

Andrew Stone is trending, LOL

[Me. I Am Salman]

Can someone please just give me a brief recap of what's gone on in the last 7 mins.. i missed it

[Livia]

Andrew Stone is trending, LOL

A sentence I never thought I would see.

[Locke.]

Can someone please just give me a brief recap of what's gone on in the last 7 mins.. i missed it

Just Frankie asking the twins about the playboy mansion

[seanraff07]

Actually don't mind Andrew so far.

[fredmeneedle]

From the twins' description the playboy "mansion" should be renamed the playboy *****house except they are paid a retainer rather than 'per session'

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh god theyre doing the fastfoward thing with music
foook this!!

[Me. I Am Salman]

i like the sound of this task though

[Me. I Am Salman]

how bloody confusing is this task!!

[Livia]

The only time I notice the music is when someone mentions it on here. Other than that it's like audible wallpaper.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Gareth is coming out of his shell

[Doogle]

I love tasks but I sort of hate them a tad with the editing.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Frankie has slept with Holly from Geordie Shore

[arista]

Electric Shocks

Rock On

[Doogle]

The music doesn't matter to me actually, it's the useless effects that are annoying.

[Me. I Am Salman]

ooh

[Me. I Am Salman]

Frankie cokeupthenozza

[Doogle]

Awww poor Denise :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Andrew has been on X Factor? :o

[seanraff07]

Ehhh when did Denise take drugs :laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

loool @ the twins!!!! evil!

[Me. I Am Salman]

"well done girls" is nicola a *****ing tool?

[arista]

Andrew has been on X Factor? :o


Years back.

[seanraff07]

Lol the twins are nutters!

[Me. I Am Salman]

Awkward moment with Gareth!!

[Livia]

Ehhh when did Denise take drugs :laugh:

She probably means her HRT patch.

[Me. I Am Salman]

awwwkward.

[seanraff07]

Poor Gareth :(

[Ramsay]

He could of just said ''i divorced my wife cus im gay''
He doesnt always need to always bring up thats hes gay and plays rugby..****in hell like we get it

[Me. I Am Salman]

*waits for them to clap frankie for being a cokehead and a reject*

[Livia]

*waits for them to clap frankie for being a cokehead and a reject*

LOL.... you do make me laugh.

[Maia]

She probably means her HRT patch.

:joker:

[Doogle]

I like the openness haha. Nicola is really fake.

[Me. I Am Salman]

no clap.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Thank you Livia. you make me laugh too :)

[Me. I Am Salman]

she has 11K followers

[Maia]

Can't remember Andrew being on The X Factor. Guess they never showed him.

[Ramsay]

Shows how much BB can dig up hah

[fruit_cake]

haven't seen anything more to Gareth than his 'coming out' yet

[Jase.]

Andrew, please ****

[Locke.]

Loves talking about himself Andrew doesn't he :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Andrew stone babbling on about that again.

[seanraff07]

No Andrew, you're camp.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Ooooh Nicola what a biatch!!!

[Livia]

When Andrew finally comes out, I'll be as surprised as I was when Ricky Martin came out.

[seanraff07]

Can't stand Nicola

[pixee]

Big deal Gareth is first rugby player to come out as gay, Andrew gets accused of being gay and totally isn't, who is the real inspiration here. Godspeed Andrew Stone

[Me. I Am Salman]

charm offensive

[Me. I Am Salman]

Oh my god I've died and gone to heaven.. sexy women!!! :o:o

[Black Dagger]

Big deal Gareth is first rugby player to come out as gay, Andrew gets accused of being gay and totally isn't, who is the real inspiration here. Godspeed Andrew Stone

So Andrew is an inspiration because he's straight?

[Harry!]

Frankie's dying to get in there!

[SSL2012]

https://twitter.com/#!/LWalshOfficial

Not sure if thats a geniune account, but Louis Walsh is saying he'll go on BB next year lmao!!!

[pixee]

So Andrew is an inspiration because he's straight?

It saddens me I have to do this. *Sarcasm* lol

[Roy Mars III]

https://twitter.com/#!/LWalshOfficial

Not sure if thats a geniune account, but Louis Walsh is saying he'll go on BB next year lmao!!!

Yeah that's definitely him.

[Doogle]

I'm really enjoying this episode.

Andrew does talk about himself a lot but I'm liking him for some weird reason.

[Black Dagger]

It saddens me I have to do this. *Sarcasm* lol

Sorry, I'm tired xD.

And surely that's not Louis' account? And he'd never do CBB, Simon wouldn't allow it.

[Harry!]

https://twitter.com/#!/LWalshOfficial

Not sure if thats a geniune account, but Louis Walsh is saying he'll go on BB next year lmao!!!


Whenever I listen to Dizzee Rascal, I put a nappy on, climb into a pram and cry. Some people think I'm bonkers. But I just think I'm three.

2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

...

[Me. I Am Salman]

This is a cool episode, can't wait for that dumb Kirk act though!

[Black Dagger]

I'm really enjoying this episode.

Andrew does talk about himself a lot but I'm liking him for some weird reason.

Absolutely.

Although it pains me to say this, my favourite doesn't have anything going for him at the minute bar his 'coming out' story, hopefully people will piss him off before long so he can have some arguments.

[Roy Mars III]

These Plusnet ads are ****

[pixee]

Sorry, I'm tired xD.

And surely that's not Louis' account? And he'd never do CBB, Simon wouldn't allow it.

Np lol.

He doesn't need money or career boost so I'm struggling to see a reason also. Unless he's going to get kicked off xfactor.

[Me. I Am Salman]

These Plusnet ads are ****

Agree I thought I'd never say this but I actually prefer the silly Freederm adverts.

[Me. I Am Salman]

"I feel like I'm from Countdown"

[Maia]

Kirk reminds me a bit of Mark

[Black Dagger]

Np lol.

He doesn't need money or career boost so I'm struggling to see a reason also. Unless he's going to get kicked off xfactor.

I know, unless he's doing it to be a novelty xD. But I don't think it's Louis' account, surely it'd be verified?

[Me. I Am Salman]

lol the twins are pissed

[lily.]

What a thick f.u.c.k.e.r.

[Me. I Am Salman]

To be honest I don't know exactly where Jamaica is as well!

[pixee]

He's faking this surely?

[Livia]

It's hard to believe anyone could be this stupid.

[Me. I Am Salman]

You've got to know where Oz is.

[Harry!]

Do really think thick people are attractive, I really pity people who fall for people for their thickness.

[Ramsay]

So so so so so fake

[Me. I Am Salman]

*throws remote at tv screen*

[Roy Mars III]

Michael's face :joker:

[seanraff07]

Dumb isn't the word.

[Me. I Am Salman]

South Africa... and he put it on the top.. what a bint

[Me. I Am Salman]

what a boob

[fruit_cake]

whats so amazing about not knowing where America is? idgi

[Doogle]

How have all these people no idea where America is.

It annoys me so much. I never liked geography much But everyone in my primary school fr a very very young age knew where the continents were and knew north-east-south-west

[Maia]

But Canada is up in the North, how could it be South Afr...my god

[arista]

Essex Piss Head

[Livia]

What a plank.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Stop tryna flirt with Georgia! She's mine!

[Ramsay]

again
SO SO SO SO Fake

[Me. I Am Salman]

What a ****head.. you are the only fake mate!!!

[Doogle]

The fact the other HMs didn't know makes me more angry.

Since Kirk was blatantly faking.

[fruit_cake]

Andrew makes me laugh I don't know why

[Me. I Am Salman]

I think Louis Spence should have been a HM

[Me. I Am Salman]

Urgh i hate those name tags -_-

[Me. I Am Salman]

poor andy, i feel quite sorry for him!

[seanraff07]

Michael was in 70 films, yet I didn't even recognise him when he came in?!

[Me. I Am Salman]

Michael Madsen using "kirk" and "acting" in the same sentence makes me think of another kirk and another form of acting... ;)

[Maia]

I think Louis Spence should have been a HM

For the love of god no

[Livia]

Andrew's whole life is a like a Hollywood movie. He probably has a soundtrack playing in his head.

[Harry!]

Andrew's whole life is a like a Hollywood movie. He probably has a soundtrack playing in his head.

I am guessing the Mamma Mia soundtrack, personally.

[Doogle]

I don't hate anyone yet actually :o

[Livia]

I am guessing the Mamma Mia soundtrack, personally.

You could well be right LOL...

[fredmeneedle]

Kirk reminds me a bit of Mark

THAT'S who he reminds me of....I've been trying to think.... except he makes Mark look like a Mastermind contender... the fact that he can't name a single country on a map of the worrld is a frightening indictment of what our schools are turning out these days

[armand.kay]

what did the twins do i missed it :(

[fruit_cake]

maybe Kirk does know but he's just playing stupid but if he doesn't know it's even worse

[pixee]

what did the twins do i missed it :(

They lived at the playboy mansion for a short period of time.

[Locke.]

Michael's stories are brilliant. Hopefully we get a few more about Al Pacino and a few about Kiefer Sutherland

[Ammi]

I am guessing the Mamma Mia soundtrack, personally.

I can see him doing Dancing Queen...in a non gay, non camp way....

[seanraff07]

Georgia better not fall for Kirk!

[Livia]

Oh Kirk... he's a beauty isn't he. What a charmer.

[fredmeneedle]

maybe Kirk does know but he's just playing stupid but if he doesn't know it's even worse

I don't think he is stupid enough to think that *pretending* to be that thick will endear him to his lust object.....what was even worse was that he barely even recognised the whole map as being "the world"... he thought it was of Essex at first

[pixee]

Georgia better not fall for Kirk!

She looks more bemused by him. Like a carer...

[Livia]

I can see him doing Dancing Queen...in a non gay, non camp way....

Andrew couldn't do anything in a non gay, non camp way.

[fruit_cake]

I don't think he is stupid enough to think that *pretending* to be that thick will endear him to his lust object.....what was even worse was that he barely even recognised the whole map as being "the world"... he thought it was of Essex at first

:bored:

[Doogle]

He's trying too hard.

"I don't care about your sister or your mum" idk if it's me but I find that so rude.

[pixee]

It's good that Kirk is setting boundaries for her.

[Samuel.]

Way too much Kirk tonight.

[Doogle]

Really good ep!

[Black Dagger]

Michael's stories are brilliant. Hopefully we get a few more about Al Pacino and a few about Kiefer Sutherland

No, we'll just have Georgia/Kirk forced down our throat for the rest of the series... :idc:

I want to here more from him this series though.

[seanraff07]

He is getting a bit carried away...

[fruit_cake]

He's trying too hard.

"I don't care about your sister or your mum" idk if it's me but I find that so rude.

he's not coming across as being very trustworthy to me at all

[Livia]

Would that chat up patter work on anyone? Was it even chat up patter?

[fredmeneedle]

Way too much Kirk tonight.

A bloody nanosecond is "way too much kirk"

[Callum]

I don't like Kirk, he bores me.

[lily.]

whats so amazing about not knowing where America is? idgi

It's basic geography.
Most people are not completely stupid.

[Locke.]

Wouldn't have got a single one right on that geography thing (I'd have known what one the UK was, but not where Essex was)

[reece(:]

happy that people are phoning up to defend the live feed