2013 TiBB Lounge™

[Marc]

I cba to warn/infract you.. I'm off for a wee

[King Gizzard]

I shaved for the first time in a couple months now I just look stupid

[Jake.]

I cba to warn/infract you.. I'm off for a wee

Do it after

[Jake.]

I shaved for the first time in a couple months now I just look stupid

Same but with me it's like every week, my hair grows quick :(

[Marc]

I shaved for the first time in a couple months now I just look stupid

What did you shave

[King Gizzard]

my ear

[Jake.]

Sorry I was reading a thread about poo

[*mazedsalv**]

I shaved for the first time in a couple months now I just look stupid

I try and keep stubble/beard now, because I look scary with none. Never shaving everything off EVER AGAIN.

[Smithy]

stubble's alright, full on beards though are horrible :nono:

[Jake.]

I need a good shaver where I can control it, I hate shaving all of it off

[King Gizzard]

I suit having a beard, look terrible with stubble or clean shaven

[Smithy]

Noone suits having a beard nathan

[King Gizzard]

except me and niamh

[Tom4784]

Noone suits having a beard nathan

YOUR MOTHER DOES.

/Year 3

[Niamh.]

My beard is amazing tbf

[Tom4784]

No one cares Gandalf.

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/syEAayw.gif

[Marcus.]

hi all

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am so fat

[MeMyselfAndI]

I'm not gunna get my college grades!

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i still havent had my epihany

did i spell that right idk im on my ipod there is no spell checker deal with it

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http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=220224

[Marcus.]

how everyone today

[Smithy]

There's no food in my house you can come live here scott then you'll loose weight

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i would probably end up eating you

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hurhurhurhur /innuendo

[Smithy]

D;

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can i bring princess anne

[Smithy]

are you throwing shade you ratchet little fag

[Smithy]

/ott

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i meant my dog annie :hmph:

i sometimes call her princess anne

[Smithy]

:joker: that is so adorably gay

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

doing a photoshoot with tiaras later tbh

[Smithy]

I want GTA V and Bioshock Infinite and SimCity but they all come out in march this isn't fair

[Tom4784]

Bioshock :amazed:

The other two can get ****ed though.

[Smithy]

diaf dezzy :hmph:

Niall will agree with me it'll be the hardest month ever

[Tom4784]

GTA4 killed the series for me, it was so...boring. Saint's Row> tbqh.

[Smithy]

Yes saints row is flawless but this new gta looks amazing, so im more than happy to give it a chance

[Drew.]

Yes saints row is flawless but this new gta looks amazing, so im more than happy to give it a chance

it looks AMAZING! :worship:

[Tom4784]

Unless you can play as a tranvestite that goes around beating people to death with a giant purple dildo I just can't care about GTAV.

Tomb Raider and The Last of Us though :amazed:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smithy get out you said you refused to play BS 1/2 bc they looked too scary

[Tom4784]

Bioshock 1 wasn't that scary apart from that horrible bit in the boiler room with the disappearing bodies.

I gave up on Bioshock 2 since it was disgustingly ****.

[Niall]

I want GTA V and Bioshock Infinite and SimCity but they all come out in march this isn't fair

diaf dezzy :hmph:

Niall will agree with me it'll be the hardest month ever

I'm gonna be poorer than Fantine when she gets tossed out on street and becomes a prostitute http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.png

Bioshock :amazed:

The other two can get ****ed though.

HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF GRAND THEFT AUTO

[Ramsay]

The Who playing Quadrophenia in its entirety in June, JIZZZZZ

[Smithy]

Is Fantine niamh's old name? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.png

[Niall]

Is Fantine niamh's old name? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.png

:joker::joker::joker:

[Niall]

Seriously though BioShock 1&2 are not scary at all. If you want to know what scary is than play Dead Space 2 that mother****ing game is ****ing horrible. :bawling:

[Ramsay]

Fear >>>

[Ramsay]

the game not the..feeling

[Niall]

My brother played that. I didn't look so scary to me. :suspect:

[Ramsay]

Yeah it looks pretty tame when watching someone play it, but when you are...ahhh its so freaky
Condemned 1 is pretty scary too

[Niall]

Oh I get what you mean. Dead Space is kinda like that I guess.

I haven't heard of Condemned but a lot of people have said that Amnesia is terrifying.

And of course, Slender is absolutely horrible too.

[Ramsay]

Yeah, shame Dead Space 3 seems to be getting rid of the horror element and bringing in more action to appeal to the mainstream audience :bored: much like the Fear series did too actually

[Niall]

I should probably play Fear at some point. I could never play Dead Space again though. No way. Not after I got stuck in that goddamn Church with all the monsters running in circles around me. :bored: I'm still scarred heavily by that.

[Ramsay]

Dont play fear 2 or 3, they are shyte and not scary at all

[Niall]

That just kinda makes me want to play those ones more. I don't deal well with 'scary'. :laugh:

[Jake.]

Yeah it looks pretty tame when watching someone play it, but when you are...ahhh its so freaky
Condemned 1 is pretty scary too

:worship:

[Jake.]

JVC are now my favourite brand of earphones

[Jake.]

Where on earth is Doogie?

[Harry!]

Hello people. Today I finished college early so I went out for a meal with my aunt :)

[Marcus.]

Hello people. Today I finished college early so I went out for a meal with my aunt :)

sound like you had a fun day harry

[Smithy]

theres no food in the house and im beyond bored someone help

[Jake.]

My house is always food deprived :(

[Jake.]

My chest is doing that thing again where it's gone tight ffs :(

[Smithy]

My house is always food deprived :(

same :sad:

I say to my mum theres no food and her response is always well you shouldnt have eaten it

da fuq am i supposed to do, wear it

[Smithy]

omg -calls 999-

[InOne]

Get a takeaway :amazed:

[Stu]

I bought ten cans of Tuborg tonight because I realized that if I didn't drink I'd literally spend the same amount of money on food anyway whereas now I can just be a classy drunk and have ecstasy of the mind for awhile.

Since moving out I've spent so much on food. It costs me more to eat in a day than it does to drink alcohol. I could shop in the German stores and get 15 dirt cheap cans of tuna for the week or whatever but it's not the same. If I'm eating I want to do it right.

So yeah I'm drinking.

[Jake.]

same :sad:

I say to my mum theres no food and her response is always well you shouldnt have eaten it

da fuq am i supposed to do, wear it

:laugh: ah well mum gets paid in 2 days so the fridge will be full for at least a few days

omg -calls 999-

:joker: it's only when I breathe in to a certain point, had it plenty of times before, might skip college tomorrow though

[King Gizzard]

zrFOb_f7ubw

[Stu]

I was reading a lot about Public Enemy a few nights ago actually. I don't know how to feel about them. The music is so brilliantly scary and harsh but they were such nutters. They literally wanted to help get the Panthers back on their feet with the Nation Of Islam and start a black army and maybe the lads have wised up since but they're all mad homophobes :(.

Shame because in their prime they put serious intellectualism into hip hop. But as much as I should just enjoy the music I have a hard time listening to stuff if I know paedos/homos/misogynists make it.

[Ramsay]

Like Lostprophets

[Jake.]

Why couldn't have Condemned 1 been released on PS3, I have number 2 but number 1>>

[Stu]

IKR quality tunes lost forever :(.

[King Gizzard]

just ordered myself another ****e shirt


http://i.imgur.com/JNKMJW5.jpg

I would post the link but it would be swear filtered

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[Ramsay]

Why couldn't have Condemned 1 been released on PS3, I have number 2 but number 1>>

Aye, the first one is great, very underated

[King Gizzard]

Was gutted when I heard that news, Start Something is a great album

but I *did* know about the rumours that there was something dodgy going on with Watkins, some quite dodgy stuff with his partner

[Jake.]

Aye, the first one is great, very underated

:love: Also very scary in a less obvious way, it's great when you can feel scared without things jumping out at you 24/7

[Jake.]

I have Slender Rising on my iPad but I refuse to play it alone

[Ramsay]

:love: Also very scary in a less obvious way, it's great when you can feel scared without things jumping out at you 24/7

Yeah man, a creepy weird atmosphere and they pulled it off perfectly. that mannequin level :love:

[Jake.]

Yeah man, a creepy weird atmosphere and they pulled it off perfectly. that mannequin level :love:

Yeah they did well :love: but I haven't played all of the first, completed the second though and even that was pretty scary

[Ramsay]

Also Deadly Premontion Director's Cut is coming out in April for the PS3..if you havent played the original yet GET IT. its probably the greatest game i've played this generation for real

[Jake.]

Also Deadly Premontion Director's Cut is coming out in April for the PS3..if you havent played the original yet GET IT. its probably the greatest game i've played this generation for real

Ah thanks for the heads up man, never played it but will look in to it :amazed:

[Stu]

Still haven't played Deadly Premonition either. I'll go on your word and check it out.

It can go on the embarrassing list of big games I've never played along with Red Dead and Mass Effect.

I'm afraid of touching Mass Effect because I know it'll destroy my life.

[Stu]

Still haven't played Deadly Premonition either. I'll go on your word and check it out.

It can go on the embarrassing list of big games I've never played along with Red Dead and Mass Effect.

I'm afraid of touching Mass Effect because I know it'll destroy my life.

[Ramsay]

It's takes inspiration of the old PS2 days where the graphics and gameplay take the backburner to make room for a great story and great characters. at first you'll think its **** because its clanky but keep at it as its just so amazingly weird lol
Mass Effect is amazing, just so good

[Ramsay]

dHMuwlchhmM

The soundtrack consists of about 3 songs that are played on a loop and will stay with you for the rest of your life, especially that whistle song lol

[Jake.]

:amazed: sounds interesting!

[Tom4784]

*throws Project Zero into the ring for the title of Scariest game.*

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dead space is the scariest game ever i have spoken goodbye

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ugh i need counselling i was just watching embarrassing fat bodies and this fat guy came on and he was like huge then he got counselling and lost a **** tonne of weight I NEED TO BE SLIM

[Jake.]

Scott you're not even fat

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how rude yes i am

idek how much i weigh now but before christmas i was just under 12 stone but since the last week of december i have hardly exercised and i just eat and eat until there is no food left to eat i have issues i need help http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar58838_149.gif

i bet i weight like 15 stone now im not even exaggerating someone shoot me now

[Jake.]

:joker: start exercising then

[Smithy]

or stop eating

[Smithy]

i'd be such a good life coach

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i just cba i am going to try in feb coz its a new month and all

i want to get down to under 10 stone but the nurse i see at the doctors said if i got to under 12 stone i would either be dead or i would look like a heroin addict because of my height i will show that bitch http://i.imgur.com/9w7Vivi.gif

[Smithy]

skabbsknsasf`a

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[Smithy]

I cant stop laughing omg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i wish you could just literally stop eating but you need food to survive and stuffs

i wonder how long you can survive with just consuming bottled water lets find out

[Smithy]

pretty sure you can actually survive for weeks without food as long as you've got water

[Jake.]

I think you can go a couple of months with only water but I'm not sure

[Slevin]

from what i remember i thought it was only a month without food

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg :amazed:

well yes i am gonna do that

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imma look so cute when im skinny just yall wait

[Stu]

Horror games have never scared me. But the last act of MGS2 is just ... out of this world scary. It got to me so ****ing much as a kid.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smithy how tall are you and how much do you weigh

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i might just go to the doctors tomorrow and handcuff myself to a radiator refusing to move until they give me a gastric band

[Smithy]

6'4 at just under 10 stone -sobs-

[Smithy]

I have the BMI of someone from Congo :bored:

[King Gizzard]

Depends how much fat you have on your body to burn but you'd become practically lifeless and insane without the nutrients

[Stu]

i might just go to the doctors tomorrow and handcuff myself to a radiator refusing to move until they give me a gastric band
Don't be silly. You're lovely.












































Get me some vicodinz when you're there though.

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smithy give me your body you ****

[Smithy]

um no

rude

[Jake.]

Are we all hating on our bodies?

[Smithy]

Yes

I have stretch marks all over my back and they look like whip marks and i hate it /wrists

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

and stop saying im not fat none of yall have seen me :hmph:

when i take pictures i purposely make myself look less fat and when i was an alcoholic for like a month and used to cam i was lying down all the time so it doesn't count

[Jake.]

Okay well I wouldn't mind smaller upper legs

[Stu]

I'd love a nice rack for the cold nights.

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omg i just had flashbacks of this really obese guy who i was in hospital with and he nearly died while i was there (i missed it though bc i was in bed)

it was funny though bc me and this other guy used to call him snorlax bc he was so huge and he would fall asleep in the lounge and start snoring with his mouth open and we would throw sweets and try to land them in his mouth and one time we got a score and he woke up choking it was so funny pmg

[Stu]

Can't tell if intoxicated or typing really fast.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i should write a book about that hospital its so full of ***** i swear the ward manager there makes mary eunice look like ****ing maria from the sound of music

there was this really hot one there this time though who wasn't there last time called danny and one day when i was out on day leave i bought vodka and got drunk before i went back to the hospital so he made me do a breathalyzer test and his exact words were 'put your lips around this and give it one big blow' and i was just like

http://i.imgur.com/0UAdS0M.png

[Jake.]

:joker:

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ugh i love cazwell why am i allowed to live

[Jake.]

Where are people, some haven't posted for days and I'm missing them :(

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who

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ok this isn't even funny i am trying to stop smoking so i purposely did not buy cigarettes before the shop closed now i am scrounging through my ashtray looking for nips to smoke

[Jake.]

who

Idk like Firewire and Doogle and Niall it all just seems a bit empty

[Stu]

Pft. Don't feel desperate. Well it is ... but every quitting smoker here has done that I guarantee you.

I didn't know you smoked. Well I'm not sure why you'd know I just never imagined you as a smoker I guess.

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i only started smoking when i was in hospital to fit in with the cool gang [notrly]

AND DID I TELL YOU THEY USED TO TAKE DRUGS IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED

idk how they got them in but they offered me some once because i found out about it and i think they were just trying to keep me quiet but i politely declined

sigh i miss hospital it was like living in eastenders or something i need a life

anybody who has not already been sectioned i would highly recommend it

[Stu]

There is some mad irony in starting smoking in hospital.

It's song worthy.

[Jake.]

i only started smoking when i was in hospital to fit in with the cool gang [notrly]

AND DID I TELL YOU THEY USED TO TAKE DRUGS IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED

idk how they got them in but they offered me some once because i found out about it and i think they were just trying to keep me quiet but i politely declined

sigh i miss hospital it was like living in eastenders or something i need a life

anybody who has not already been sectioned i would highly recommend it

:laugh2:

[Stu]

Anyway bright eyes, man. Get on the weed or something.

[Jake.]

Yes Scott do weed

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ugh i haven't smoked weed for years i miss it :love:

icer what it was like i just remember bits of it like i kept trying to touch my dogs eyeball for some reason and after about the 4th attempt he bit me

hes dead now

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes idk if i have ever mentioned that before but my dog died

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lets all look at pictures of my dead dog brb

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o they are on the other computer i cba getting them no

[Smithy]

here we go

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here we go

http://i.imgur.com/45Hn7tq.png

[Jake.]

Yes we all know he died yes we've all seen the pics yes you can upload them again

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what should we talk about now we need topic changed every 15 minutes like loose women to keep things fresh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg yall have not seen his casket though -gets camera-

[Smithy]

I love loose women /saddo

Jane Mcdonald :love:

[Jake.]

What are you, a 47 year old house wife?

[Smithy]

yes, but dont tell anybody

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/nbEnYm3.jpg

[Jake.]

Why did you ruin a nice picture

[Tom4784]

I want a new pet but i'm undecided on what to get.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

obese chocolate labradors >

[Tom4784]

I already have two dogs, I don't want another.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i went to the rescue center last week looking at dogs and there was this really cute one called sky he was huge and he had one blue eye and one brown eye and he just flawless but my mum wouldn't let me get him kmt

[Tom4784]

I can't really have a pet that can have the run of the house, my dogs get too jealous.

[Jesus.]

A budgie?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i want a shetland pony tbh i saw 2 outside of tesco the other day with 2 charity workers and i was gonna throw some money in the bucket coz i thought it was to help the ponies then one of the workers said 'helping local disabled children' or s/t like that so i put the money back in my pocket

helping local disabled children

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FTmu6jAwA8g/ULGgoH1xJ3I/AAAAAAAAAOE/Bj4crmaSKcA/s1600/AINT_NOBODY_GOT_TIME_FOR_THAT.gif

[Jake.]

Hopefully will be getting a dog :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ok thats not strictly true i wasn't gonna put money in the bucket either way

[Jesus.]

Everybody's always trying to save kids, you rarely see people trying to save Shetland ponies.

[Jenn-CityIVLyfe]

ok thats not strictly true i wasn't gonna put money in the bucket either way

Why would you put money in a bucket?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

to save local disabled children

[Jesus.]

Why wouldn't you?

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jesus you said you would post a picture like 358 weekends ago what is this sir

[Smithy]

omfg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo7fkoa0v11qedkvqo1_500.jpg


Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat.

Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love. The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly.
To start with, he had only one eye, and where the other should have been was a gaping hole. He was also missing his ear on the same side, his left foot has appeared to have been badly broken at one time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making him look like he was always turning the corner. His tail has long since been lost, leaving only the smallest stub, which he would constantly jerk and twitch. Ugly would have been a dark gray tabby striped-type, except for the sores covering his head, neck, even his shoulders with thick, yellowing scabs.
Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. “That’s one UGLY cat!!”

All the children were warned not to touch him, the adults threw rocks at him, hosed him down, squirted him when he tried to come in their homes, or shut his paws in the door when he would not leave.

Ugly always had the same reaction. If you turned the hose on him, he would stand there, getting soaked until you gave up and quit. If you threw things at him, he would curl his lanky body around feet in forgiveness. Whenever he spied children, he would come running meowing frantically and bump his head against their hands, begging for their love. If you ever picked him up he would immediately begin suckling on your shirt, earrings, whatever he could find.

One day Ugly shared his love with the neighbors huskies. They did not respond kindly, and Ugly was badly mauled. From my apartment I could hear his screams, and I tried to rush to his aid. By the time I got to where he was laying, it was apparent Ugly’s sad life was almost at an end.

Ugly lay in a wet circle, his back legs and lower back twisted grossly out of shape, a gaping tear in the white strip of fur that ran down his front. As I picked him up and tried to carry him home I could hear him wheezing and gasping, and could feel him struggling. I must be hurting him terribly I thought.

Then I felt a familiar tugging, sucking sensation on my ear - Ugly, in so much pain, suffering and obviously dying was trying to suckle my ear. I pulled him closer to me, and he bumped the palm of my hand with his head, then he turned his one golden eye towards me, and I could hear the distinct sound of purring. Even in the greatest pain, that ugly battled-scarred cat was asking only for a little affection, perhaps some compassion.

At that moment I thought Ugly was the most beautiful, loving creature I had ever seen. Never once did he try to bite or scratch me, or even try to get away from me, or struggle in any way. Ugly just looked up at me completely trusting in me to relieve his pain.

Ugly died in my arms before I could get inside, but I sat and held him for a long time afterwards, thinking about how one scarred, deformed little stray could so alter my opinion about what it means to have true pureness of spirit, to love so totally and truly. Ugly taught me more about giving and compassion than a thousand books, lectures, or talk show specials ever could, and for that I will always be thankful. He had been scarred on the outside, but I was scarred on the inside, and it was time for me to move on and learn to love truly and deeply. To give my total to those I cared for.

Many people want to be richer, more successful, well liked, beautiful, but for me, I will always try to be Ugly.



http://i.imgur.com/PaUiJPX.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

tldr

[Jake.]

I'm not even going to read all of that :(

[Niall]

SMITHY WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT ITS SO SAD FFs

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

masturbating with a laptop is such a pain

you have to like position the laptop below you genitals then stretch when you want to search for a different video no i do not approve

[Jake.]

My cat died in my arms :(

[Jake.]

And she was pregnant ahh that day :(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

they need to bring out some kind of siri thing for laptops so i can just be like hai siri search xtube for blonde twink brutally gangraped in public bathroom ty gurl

[Smithy]

SMITHY WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT ITS SO SAD FFs

WHY UGLY, WHY WERE YOU SO LOVING?!

http://i.imgur.com/zTj7OQj.gif

[Jesus.]

jesus you said you would post a picture like 358 weekends ago what is this sir

I haven't been round that much. I'll sort it out tomorrow. The leather chaps are just on the clothes horse at the moment.

[Jesus.]

they need to bring out some kind of siri thing for laptops so i can just be like hai siri search xtube for blonde twink brutally gangraped in public bathroom ty gurl

You're a romantic at heart.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I haven't been round that much. I'll sort it out tomorrow. The leather chaps are just on the clothes horse at the moment.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/standard-pictures/article7325633.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Funny+Lady%3A+Royle+Family+genius+Caroline+Aherne+ has+fought+alcoholism+and+depression+with+the+help +of+The+Priory

[Jake.]

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ew that picture is hideous

[Jesus.]

If he loved ugly so much, why didn't he take him in before he got mauled? Anyone can be the hero after the event, but he is personally responsible for the death of that cat.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ugh stop talking about sad things lets bake something

[Jake.]

Poor Ugly

[Smithy]

WHY UGLY WHYYYYYYY

http://i.imgur.com/gkIN6m0.gif

[Smithy]

a lot of the gifs i saved this week are crying gifs hmmmm

[Jake.]

ugh stop talking about sad things lets bake something

Get Smithy the 47 house wife ***** to do it I cba

[Niall]

I've saved a lot of strange gifs and reaction pictures recently like I saved this and I still don't really understand it

http://media.tumblr.com/0aece03a8130dfe8c60fbc9839bd2349/tumblr_inline_mgn447VeTP1qfdb70.gif

[Smithy]

when the **** are you gonna use that

[Smithy]

scott I have a gif for you

http://i.imgur.com/qeobNcy.gif

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omg i am laughing http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=how-long-can-a-person-sur

the comments at the bottom

What if a person is eating only 6 or 7 cookies and few cups of coffee? How long s/he can survive on those foods?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

scott I have a gif for you

http://i.imgur.com/qeobNcy.gif

omg ty :lovedup:

[Niall]

when the **** are you gonna use that

I don't know??¿

[Niall]

I had the most socially awkward moment today anyway: I was talking to someone about this bitch I hate and I called her a dick and she heard me and I was supposed to be keeping up the pretence of being nice to her and this will just make everything awkward for me when can I become a pretty and have these issues erased I'm done somebody stop the world I want off

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he can use it when he starts to stan johnny cash

Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire

http://media.tumblr.com/0aece03a8130dfe8c60fbc9839bd2349/tumblr_inline_mgn447VeTP1qfdb70.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

niall i feel you breh

i want to be a pretty too

then eventually evolve into a special and take over the world ofc

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

niall i think we are the only 2 people on the planet that have read those books

[Smithy]

:joker:

[Niall]

he can use it when he starts to stan johnny cash

Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire

http://media.tumblr.com/0aece03a8130dfe8c60fbc9839bd2349/tumblr_inline_mgn447VeTP1qfdb70.gif

:joker::joker::joker:

My dad actually stans Johnny Cash omf

niall i feel you breh

i want to be a pretty too

then eventually evolve into a special and take over the world ofc

Yeah me too I want to be a special and just be generally flawless life would be wonderful if that happened sigh. ;_;

[Niall]

niall i think we are the only 2 people on the planet that have read those books

We aren't!!! My friend Rowanne has read them too!!!!

But still those books are too good for everyone else.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i actually want to hibernate for 9 months like a polar bear bc i cannot live without godssica in my life

[Niall]

Ugh I can't wait till I finish my novel I have so many ideas and plot twists planned for it hopefully I'll be published praise Jude if I do tbh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

We aren't!!! My friend Rowanne has read them too!!!!

But still those books are too good for everyone else.

preach

and i still think pretties is better than specials :hmph:

idk man zanes death was tragic and all but that was the only amazing part of specials BUT WITH PRETTIES the entire 3rd part of the book was flawless

the escape from the city, tally discovering the reservation thing, cable planting the tracker in zanes tooth >>> everything that happened in specials

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Ugh I can't wait till I finish my novel I have so many ideas and plot twists planned for it hopefully I'll published praise Jude if I do tbh

gurl what is it about :amazed:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

sigh i wish i could write/draw/do anything creative

[Smithy]

-doesn't need to read those books now-

THANKS SCOTT

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am good at giving blowjobs though i will just stick with that

[Smithy]

sigh i wish i could write/draw/do anything creative

same

http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0b91a231d0e144c922be9a7eab31b99/tumblr_mh9hqrzF0i1qmxhobo1_500.gif

-overdoses-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-doesn't need to read those books now-

THANKS SCOTT

you had no intentions of ever reading those books shut your mouth you evil harpie

[Jake.]

i am good at giving blowjobs though i will just stick with that

That must suck

[Niall]

preach

and i still think pretties is better than specials :hmph:

idk man zanes death was tragic and all but that was the only amazing part of specials BUT WITH PRETTIES the entire 3rd part of the book was flawless

the escape from the city, tally discovering the reservation thing, cable planting the tracker in zanes tooth >>> everything that happened in specials

The reservation thing was the most insane plot twist ever though when that happened I was so ****ing confused like what even omfg

But the bit in specials with the nano robots eating everything was amazing though omg

gurl what is it about :amazed:

There's a thread with the first two chapters in the creative writing forum tbh. It's a post-apocalyptic thing. :amazed:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i bookmarked it im gonna read it all tomorrow :amazed:

[Smithy]

you had no intentions of ever reading those books shut your mouth you evil harpie

i did tho

http://i.imgur.com/Twx122D.jpg

:hmph:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i wanna write a book about my dead dog charlie

dont know if you guys have heard but i used to have a dog called charlie hes dead now

[Niall]

i bookmarked it im gonna read it all tomorrow :amazed:

:lovedup: You're so sweet omf

[Niall]

i did tho

http://i.imgur.com/Twx122D.jpg

:hmph:

Eh we didn't spoil that much. They're all really good books anyway you'll like them I think.

You should read Delirium and Pandemonium too!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i wanna start going swimming but i cba because the pool will be full of attractive men and i will feel inferior so no

they should open a gym specifically for ugly people or fat people and have things on the door like YOU MUST BE THIS WIDE TO ENTER

[Smithy]

Eh we didn't spoil that much. They're all really good books anyway you'll like them I think.

You should read Delirium and Pandemonium too!
well idk who he is, but ik that zayn dies and it's tragic :hmph:
i wanna start going swimming but i cba because the pool will be full of attractive men and i will feel inferior so no

they should open a gym specifically for ugly people or fat people and have things on the door like YOU MUST BE THIS WIDE TO ENTER

Just go when there's a big football match on, there'll be no guys there then

[Niall]

I would only go swimming if invisibility cream or something existed I too self conscious ew

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i actually have no time for attractive men i hate them all so much

when i went out round town for the first time ever before xmas i thought this guy wanted the d because i was stood near the bar and he kept like leaning into me and he was really flattered then the next morning i noticed i was missing a ten pound note from my jeans pocket

he did not want the d he was just robbing me :hmph:

[Niall]

well idk who he is, but ik that zayn dies and it's tragic :hmph:


Well yes it's all very sad but oh well I could've said a lot more thats only one big thing so much **** happens in those books honestly.

[Jake.]

Ffs this ****ing chest

[Smithy]

I'll get around to it eventually, but I downloaded a load of books that I want to read first, plus i got some for xmas that i havent even started

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

remember the zoo

[Smithy]

seemed kinda pointless closing it, everyone just uses this chat thread now anyway

[Jake.]

Yes :(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

WHAT THE ****ING **** IS THIS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_Horror_Story_characters

does that mean lily is not gonna be in season 3 :x

[Smithy]

no it's just they're the only ones confirmed

[Smithy]

I think he'll bring in the other gay guy from s1 and give zachary quinto a break, hope he brings back Vivienne too :amazed:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

good :suspect:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i wanna change my username to frances conroy's lazy eye

[Tom4784]

A budgie?

I'm terrified of all birds. Flying things freak me out.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i wanna download heidi montag's album should i just kill myself now

[Jake.]

Yes

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

afFaVrPXyks

And I want you so bad
My hands start to sweat
and whatever this is
it's gone to my head

And you got me so wild
I can't disconnect, it's automatic

I'm a fanatic for you
I'm a fanatic for you
I'm a fanatic for you

http://media.tumblr.com/0aece03a8130dfe8c60fbc9839bd2349/tumblr_inline_mgn447VeTP1qfdb70.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this is flawless idc

[Tom4784]

kyN5BYL8l_o

I adored their first two albums but I only realised they released more a few days ago. This song <3.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

has anybody seen utopia bc i have the first ep downloaded and i might watch it now

discuss

[King Gizzard]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar58838_149.gif

[Shaun]

Utopia is good, I've only seen the first episode. Dean I wouldn't recommend you watch it. There's a torture scene involving eyes, bleach and sand.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:amazed:

[Tom4784]

Oh my word.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ok what the ****ing **** is this

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

becky :lovedup:

sassy bitch

[Shaun]

yeah i didn't really understand what was happening

poor wilson wilson tho

[Shaun]

also i am in love with My Mad Fat Diary, the soundtracks omfg :lovedup:

i want it to be the 90s again and i can discover oasis, blur and the cure for the first time

[Smithy]

scott scott omg, i downloaded it the other day and hated myself too but

csRv8kJxcu0

is so ****ing catchy i cant even

[Smithy]

he went offline

bastard

[King Gizzard]

scott you bitch

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hello yes yes i agree

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i got bored of utopia btw :hmph:

reminded me of psychoville a tiny bit minus the comedy

[King Gizzard]

Paul Rudd is on Graham Norton Show on Friday :lovedup:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shaun some random tumblr person bought flagpole underwear and i went to his blog and he doesn't have a tagged/me i bet hes old

thoughts?

[Shaun]

i did the exact same thing ha2

who tf buys people underwear

[Shaun]

let alone random people on tumblr