Celebrity Big Brother - 08/01/12 Discussion Thread [10PM on C5]

[Maia]

http://celebbigbrotheruk-s2cdn.channel5.com/staticmedia/uploads/photos/580x387/andrew_nervous.jpg

Tonight at 10PM on Channel 5 & Channel 5 HD, housemates take part in a "Survival of the Fittest" task.

Bit On The Side follows on 5* at 11PM (or alternatively you can stick around on Channel 5 to see Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs)

[Black Dagger]

I think I'l stick with Reservoir Dogs, can't be doing with Josie Gibson and Jamie East.

[seanraff07]

BOTS for me

[arista]

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On Ch5HD in 20mins or so

[Doogle]

I panicked @ 9 thinking it was then and couldn't be bothered to go upstairs so quickly logged in to TVCatchUp and sat through 5 minutes of adverts. It was 21:05 and I'm thinking where's BB? 5 minutes late. Only then I decided to check the TV guide :bored:

[tomflint]

Are they doing the gameshow tonight?

[seanraff07]

Wish they'd stop changing the time of the show.

[arista]

On Now

[seanraff07]

Here we go :)

[Me. I Am Salman]

here goes the music again.

[reece(:]

omg i love tension, frankies gonna blow

[Me. I Am Salman]

kristina/karissa is not a morning person

[Doogle]

The music isn't that bad.

LOL Frankie calm down, diva.

[David R]

Wow, didn't take long for it to all fall apart!

Frankie.... lol, your lucky girls that hot are even talking to you, chill!

[seanraff07]

The song is just, dreadful.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Sonia sweared!!

[reece(:]

name tags, grrrr!!!!

[Maia]

Frankie :laugh2:

[Doogle]

Frankie and Kirk are going to annoy me.

[Me. I Am Salman]

stop doing drugs then cokeupthenozza

[Me. I Am Salman]

#doughnut is gonna trend now . u watch

[Irishguy16]

#shutupbothofyou

[Doogle]

LOL the Americans.

[seanraff07]

Can Frankie really be surprised that his heart is in tatters?

[andy191]

#JodieMarshGoAway

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh god not these effects.

[Doogle]

Red Team >

[seanraff07]

Jodie looks disgusting.

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01386/jodie_682_1386427a.jpg
she looks smothered in curry

[Black Dagger]

Red Team >

Ew no.

Team Gareth (Blue)

[Irishguy16]

Jodie Marsh is my favourite alien.

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/110-pop/Alan-Carr-Jodie-Marsh-heat-magazine.jpg

[seanraff07]

Jodie Marsh is my favourite alien.

:joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!

[Doogle]

They're all so disgusting like that, eww.

[Irishguy16]

Camel toe hell.

[Maia]

Lord, the tans look so horrible LOL

[Marc]

They all look so lovely

[bbfan1991]

I actually like Jodie but shame how she has done all that to herself, not good:eek:.

[Brother Leon]

Cool task

[andy191]

Ooh climbing bit looks good

[pimpslapper]

500 days of Summer, quality film

[Doogle]

OH MA GAWWWD DATS SO HIGH UP!!! :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Damn! Kirk looks so sexy there! Nice abs! :evilgrin:

[Jase.]

Oh, Kirk <3

GET NAKED PLZ

[David R]

"can I put my balls on one side, penis on the other?" :joker:

[Jackie]

Jodie Harsh lol

[Brother Leon]

Ouch

[Marc]

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!

I love that song!

:banana:

[Black Dagger]

Oh, Kirk <3

GET NAKED PLZ

Unless he does it once, he can G-T-F-O

[Jake.]

This year beats last years by light years.

[Doogle]

Her voice and look reminds me of Tulisa

[Me. I Am Salman]

agree !!

[Marc]

:yuk:

[Doogle]

Natalie looks so scary :sad:

[Jackie]

yuk

[Marc]

She looks like a fighter!

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/08/article-2083808-0F60834900000578-198_634x391.jpg

[Me. I Am Salman]

WTF with the gagging ¬_¬#

[Marc]

I would slap Nicola if she did that when I was trying to do that task :nono:

[Doogle]

Stop heaving you silly bitch it isn't your task :nono:

[Livia]

Fix.

[seanraff07]

Why is Nicola gagging?

[Jackie]

nat won lol

[Marc]

Nat needing to poo :laugh:

[seanraff07]

Jodie and Kirk are mates?

[Black Dagger]

Kirk's bum... oh wow.

[bbfan1991]

Natalie needing to ****:laugh2:.

[Doogle]

LOL at Andrew :laugh3:

[David R]

frankie's beer belly :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Wow georgia!

[bbfan1991]

Denise:joker:.

[seanraff07]

Yeah that's it Georgia stick they tits out :love:

[seanraff07]

Hahaha Natalie holding her own boobs as a pose :laugh:

[David R]

jodie feeling denise's tits :joker:

[Marc]

:laugh: Such a silly task

[Doogle]

It sounds like Marcus is saying Geordie which is hilarious

[Me. I Am Salman]

Wish they wouldn't cut to the DR constantly like that

[Marc]

oh Andrew get out :bored:

[Doogle]

Andrew looks hilarious, can't take his sadness seriously.

[seanraff07]

Ah shut up Andrew!

[Jackie]

I knew Andrew would crack up first lol

[Marc]

:laugh2: @ the bitching

[bbfan1991]

Ha that was funny and wow Georgia's tits;).

[seanraff07]

Gareth's face is green :laugh:

[David R]

the bitching has BEGUN!

[Ramsay]

The bitching has begun :laugh:

[Doogle]

They're worse than me haha

[seanraff07]

Bitching :love:

[Doogle]

Aura and soul? Right he needs to meet Heaven.

[Marc]

It's a good thing you're going first then!! :D

[Jackie]

Taking the piss outa of Andrew lol

[seanraff07]

They are giving him more stick than us!

[Marc]

I'm glad they also realise how annoying he is

[Doogle]

Oh god it's the bleep test

[seanraff07]

They look fitter like that :lovedup:

[Marc]

I know this is weird with them looking like they do now but I'm starting to find them more and more attractive

[Marc]

I like the bleep test.

Well I did at school :laugh: I'd probably die if I did it now!

[bbfan1991]

The bitching has started, zup zup:D.

[seanraff07]

Can't beat the bleep test! I quite like it.

[Me. I Am Salman]

I love this task :)

[Doogle]

I did amazing on the bleep test this year, first time ever. I was so proud.

I love the twins' accents :love:

[Me. I Am Salman]

This year beats CBB8 anyday

[Harry!]

I did suprisingly well at the bleep test at school, if you knew my physical fitness history...

[lily.]

The twins are actually really pretty without all the fake-up.

[David R]

I remember the bleep test in school, it was hell but I did OK in it.

I also love the twins accents, they are adorable especially when they talk at the same time.

[Me. I Am Salman]

I did amazing on the bleep test this year, first time ever. I was so proud.

I love the twins' accents :love:

me being a fatty boom boom i was thrilled when i got 7.1 some years back

[Me. I Am Salman]

the twins are adorable nuff luv :)

[bbfan1991]

The twins are actually really pretty without all the fake-up.

Hey:). I thought that too and am warming to them now as personalities...

[Livia]

This year beats CBB8 anyday

I think so too.

The Mariah Carey quote in your sig made me chuckle...

[Doogle]

me being a fatty boom boom i was thrilled when i got 7.1 some years backHaahaha! I got about that, and was so happy with it, considering I'm quite chubby :joker:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

This ****ing editing is awful. Really really ruining this episode for me. It just feels like it doesnt belong in BB.

However, the Andrew Stone bitching was priceless but thats because it was good old basic BB

[seanraff07]

Can't remember what I got when I last done the bleep test a few months ago, think it was 9 something.

[Jase.]

Great episode so far!

[Me. I Am Salman]

I think so too.

The Mariah Carey quote in your sig made me chuckle...

Lool :D
http://theschoolphilly.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/woman-bodybuilder.jpg

[Me. I Am Salman]

This ****ing editing is awful. Really really ruining this episode for me. It just feels like it doesnt belong in BB.

However, the Andrew Stone bitching was priceless but thats because it was good old basic BB

bloomin 'eck that pisses me right off too

[Black Dagger]

We've seen this ****e, why show us again 10 minutes later?

[Doogle]

They need more scenes of just them talking. Jamie is such a liar saying they put all the interesting stuff in the highlights. Take away editing and adverts and there's nothing. The edited bits don't even give us much. I love the bits of just them talking.

[Jackie]

Romeos running up quick

[Me. I Am Salman]

look at those houses lmao

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Oh **** off Marcus!

[David R]

remember the good old days where no external person went into the big brother house for the enitre time.... now there's tons of random new people (crew, guests, health and safety etc) coming in and out every day! it sucks!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

hmm whose the athlete here

[bbfan1991]

Marcus commentary annoying.

So pleased Romeo won that!:D

[Maia]

Heights ahhh *covers eyes*

[Black Dagger]

Ew, Red-team.

[Me. I Am Salman]

marcus has calmed down all of a sudden

[Doogle]

SMH @ Marcus' narration. If this was like BB3 and tasks were this amazing and weren't limited to throwing darts to see if they'd be on a poor/rich divide or throwing a ball or something, there would be no editing and we would just watch these housemates climb up quickly with the housemates cheering them on.

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/look_kathreya.jpg

[Ramsay]

Hahhaahha the twins are hilarious

[bbfan1991]

Neck and neck?:joker:. Romeo was clearly ahead for most of it!

[Jackie]

Lol woman like us

[Livia]

... says the woman who's lived in the Playboy Mansion.

[David R]

I'm sorry but slighly hypocritical from the twins, one of whom published a sex tape for millions of dollars!

[ash2012]

how stupid are the twins **** are they respectable

[Marc]

The twins are being shown a little more tonight :D

[Black Dagger]

Twins have amused me tonight.

[bbfan1991]

The twins talked **** then...

[Me. I Am Salman]

kirk stop picking yer balls.

[Ramsay]

Ohhhhh
Yeah you tell him twin #2!

[Livia]

Michael Madsen is sooo cool. Hope everyone's going to watch Reservoir Dogs tonight.

[Doogle]

I like the twins after tonight.

[Marc]

That food :o

[lily.]

Hey:). I thought that too and am warming to them now as personalities...

Yeah, I expected them to be really dull.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Same I love the twins.. theyre so cute lol

[Ramsay]

Quite like that the twins arent the usual big boob blonde bimbos..

[seanraff07]

Yesss get Kirk told!

[bbfan1991]

The twins are actually hilarious:joker:.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

so annoying that someone knows someone that comes in

[Marc]

Stop bringing in guests :mad:

[Black Dagger]

kirk stop picking yer balls.

That is all he's done so far xD.

[Me. I Am Salman]

i love the twins i want them to come second right after sonia.

[bbfan1991]

Aldo Zilli!

[seanraff07]

****ing hell they can't go 5 mins without bringing a guest into the house!

[Maia]

Aldo Zilli!!

[David R]

Stop bringing in guests :mad:

I know! BB used to be NO external people!

[Me. I Am Salman]

Nicola starting to act like a bitch now

[Me. I Am Salman]

Andrew is SOOO straight :rolleyes:

[Black Dagger]

**** OFF, CAN'T BE DOING WITH GUESTS..

Does my head in.

[Marc]

Ugh his face is just annoying

[Doogle]

Andrew looked so eager I can't even begin on that.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Andrew is sooo straight :rolleyes:

[Ramsay]

Poor Michael :(
Andrews laugh wrecks my head

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Ive just tweeted Marcus telling him his narating is ****ing awful!

The task has only just finished, its 40 minutes in and only now are we getting to see actual conversation.

**** episode.

#ANGRY

[Marc]

Oh he's not THAT funny Andrew :rolleyes:

[seanraff07]

Andrew wasn't dying for a kiss or anything...

[David R]

Andrew, don't need to laugh so hard!.... looks soooo false!

[seanraff07]

Lol Michael... "does it matter?" :joker:

[Marc]

Andrew wasn't dying for a kiss or anything...

:laugh:

[bbfan1991]

Andrew is false and LOL at Michael's take on the twins:joker:.

[Me. I Am Salman]

I swear I wanna marry one of those twins <3

[Marc]

Uh oh... ego alert

[Doogle]

Michael: Yeah I was in jail for 30 years, I murdered my entire family.

Andrew: ROFLMAO OMFG DYING RN :laugh3: :laugh3:

[Jackie]

Big headed twins or what

[Jake.]

Loving the twins!

[pimpslapper]

I can't stand these twins.

[Marc]

LOL Jackie and JH95's signatures are both the same, thought it was some bi-polar person just now

[Me. I Am Salman]

The twins don't know that the only reason why they were put in the house was to be a love interest for Kirk :cheer2:

[Ramsay]

Aw god Andrew you are so embarressing
The Twins though :lovedup:

[Marc]

Stop laughing like that :mad:

You idiot prick face turd.

[David R]

It would be amazing to date one of those twins, or both! damn you hefner!

[andy191]

Lol Michael talking about his pose.

[Black Dagger]

Ive just tweeted Marcus telling him his narating is ****ing awful!

The task has only just finished, its 40 minutes in and only now are we getting to see actual conversation.

**** episode.

#ANGRY

Tonight wasn't Big Brother's finest moment and proves we need live-feed, I'd rather listen to Michael then see some people ****ing flexing and cooking a meal.

[Doogle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH

no

[seanraff07]

Wow they are big headed..... EVEN BETTER :D

[Me. I Am Salman]

omfg I LOVE THE TWINS xD

[Marc]

What's with this competition give away thing??

This isn't This Morning!

[Doogle]

Neither have you Nicola.

[Jackie]

LOL Jackie and JH95's signatures are both the same, thought it was some bi-polar person just now



:joker:

[lily.]

Big headed twins or what

To be fair though, they know they're good looking and if they were sat there acting like they didn't know it, we'd call them fake.

[andy191]

They are turnig BB into the gadget show

[bbfan1991]

The twins are coming into their own now in there, literally:p.

[Me. I Am Salman]

my message to Marcus Bentley:
@marcusBBbentley Please be less sarcastic in BB!!

his reply:
No


total b*tch or what?

[Doogle]

I need a laptop actually.

[Doogle]

Ahh every time I hear CBB i think he's going to say CBBC

[Marc]

my message to Marcus Bentley:
@marcusBBbentley Please be less sarcastic in BB!!

his reply:
No


total b*tch or what?

:laugh2: Brilliant!

[seanraff07]

my message to Marcus Bentley:
@marcusBBbentley Please be less sarcastic in BB!!

his reply:
No


total b*tch or what?

:bored:

[Callum]

I love Nicola

[Marc]

Ahh every time I hear CBB i think he's going to say CBBC

Do you mean..

http://blog.fluidcreativity.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cbeebies.jpg

??

[Me. I Am Salman]

no he meant http://www.thedeafblog.co.uk/CBBC.bmp

[Jake.]

LOL Jackie and JH95's signatures are both the same, thought it was some bi-polar person just now

:D

[David R]

To be fair though, they know they're good looking and if they were sat there acting like they didn't know it, we'd call them fake.

This.

I think its good that they are least being themselves, sure there are aspects of their personalities I don't like at all (slightly big ego's) but at least they are being real and thats whats makes them more attractive because you know whats your gettting IMO.

[Black Dagger]

my message to Marcus Bentley:
@marcusBBbentley Please be less sarcastic in BB!!

his reply:
No


total b*tch or what?

He's a sell-out, him and Jamie East are pathetic.

And from the looks of twitter Jamie is watching Sherlock? HMMMMM

[Me. I Am Salman]

marc.. i see you clawed your way to my twitter lmao

[Vanessa]

Those twins are so arrogant! Get over yourselves ladies! :nono:

[Marc]

:joker:

:D

:laugh: At least you agree on something!

[Marc]

marc.. i see you clawed your way to my twitter :lol:
I just nearly wet myself at that Zebra picture

[Locke.]

How great are the twins and Andrew :worship:

[Marc]

How great are the twins and Andrew :worship:

Andrew? :suspect:

[seanraff07]

They are out-drinking the boys too :love:

[bbfan1991]

Those twins are so LA, not afraid to have their say:D.

[Harry!]

Ahh every time I hear CBB i think he's going to say CBBC

CBBC closes at 7pm, Caroline has already turned the TV over!

[David R]

he wants the internet pics :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

I just nearly wet myself at that Zebra picture

you don't have a heart :nono:

[bbfan1991]

Justin Bieber:joker:.

[Black Dagger]

Andrew? :suspect:

He is, I'l be outraged if he is first out.

[seanraff07]

"Listen here Justin Bieber".... I ****ing love them!

[Maia]

"Listen here Justin Bieber" Frankie's reaction :laugh3:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh god frankie found a play mate now they're gona act like dumb and dumber

[Ramsay]

Bahahhaha that was brilliant

[Me. I Am Salman]

The awkward moment when Frankie actually walks..

[Jackie]

Frankies stressed

[Ramsay]

''not gonna lie i love a shag''
:worship:

[bbfan1991]

Frankie's reaction was brilliant:laugh:.

[Doogle]

Justin Bieber is a lot more successful than you Frankie. A lot more. U mad?

[Me. I Am Salman]

Frankie that small thing between your legs is worn out.

[Jake.]

He is a right w*nker

[lily.]

Frankie just got owned.

[Harry!]

Frankies stressed

Must be the drugs...

[Marc]

:laugh:

Almost as good at Louis Walsh's rant to him

[Marc]

Denise :love: she's so cool for her age

[Me. I Am Salman]

Take a shot..to my brain http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/cheeky-girls/pictures/cheeky-girls-picture-1.jpg

[Vanessa]

Listen here Justin Bieber! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Ramsay]

Awww Michael :(

[Me. I Am Salman]

michael's loving it!!

[David R]

I sometimes think US and UK humour misses each other.

Twin's not that bad rapping!

[bbfan1991]

These twins are wild:D.

[Marc]

That Michael is riviting :rolleyes:

[Jackie]

lol at the twins rapping

[Doogle]

LOL I love what they did with the camera there.

[Brother Leon]

These twins :lovedup:

[Marc]

Was that Frankie going to bed early?

[seanraff07]

Can't stop laughing at Andrew's dancing :laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

My god Michael it's like someone's constantly grating your balls

[Black Dagger]

:laugh:

Almost as good at Louis Walsh's rant to him

No, that turned Louis into an even bigger legend than he ever was.

[Marc]

Cheeky shot of Georgia there :lovedup:

[Me. I Am Salman]

TOTAL biatch nicola. dont diss my twins

[bbfan1991]

Nicola is jealous of Georgia;).

[pimpslapper]

I need to pause the screen at that moment

[Marc]

Kirk, jog on :idc: