Ch5 Celeb Big Brother 12/1/12 (9PM Discussion)

[tomflint]

On Channel 5 +HD at 9pm
BOTS straight after on channel 5 at 10pm

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[fitz2k2]

first picture is very confusing I thought he wanted georgia i guess he will kiss anything that moves typical essex kid

[Me. I Am Salman]

im sure C5 exaggerated that kiss

[arista]

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A Spunky Second Half
after Nutter Andrew is Removed.

[arista]

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On in under a hour

[saraholeila]

Georgia and Bernard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8kJ9DFX6S0&feature=youtu.be

[tomflint]

5 minutes

[BB IS ALIVE]

seen the promo for it during World's, looks funny.

[arista]

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On Ch5HD

[Jesus.]

I hate that Special K advert with it's clocks rip-off piano riff.

[Marc]

:) good evening everybody

[Jackie]

on now

[Me. I Am Salman]

Hiya Marc

[Marc]

aw Denise

[Marc]

Hiya Marc

Hello :)

[arista]

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[Me. I Am Salman]

there goes the title
i still think this is the best cbb opening titles
TqANYcucN5w
(cbb 2005)

[Doogle]

Not more of this.

[Jackie]

God more fairytale stories lol

[saraholeila]

Slightly more coherent editing already? Maybe they're reading the threads...

[Marc]

His face when he was picked for ugliest :bored:

[Marc]

Oh why are we being shown this again and again..?

[Marc]

I liked the piggy bit :laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

constant captions as if we forgot their names.. and a long arse recap
the bb producers must think the viewers are soo thick and retarded

[Ammi]

Haha..just for you Marc

[Jesus.]

I like Bacon.

[Doogle]

EW Andrew in a towel.

[Me. I Am Salman]

What bitches!! lol

[Brother Leon]

Get away from those creatures Romeo :(

[arista]

Oh why are we being shown this again and again..?


We did not see all this.


After half the show and the nutter leaves
then it changes

[Jake.]

Andrew showing why he is mainly hated... having his tongue attached to Micheals ar*e

[Jesus.]

Karissa is auditioning for the role of future Mrs. Christ.

[Me. I Am Salman]

The porridge is davina's sh*t mixed with brians puke!!!

[Maia]

:joker: This is so hilarious

[Maia]

Fried Mars Bar :laugh2:

[Jackie]

Cows wee lol

[Marc]

:laugh2: pissy!

[Me. I Am Salman]

looooool!! which twin is that? who's going ****ing nuts!!!

[Jesus.]

They love cows piss on this show. The producer must have a fetish for it.

[Doogle]

:laugh3:

Over the top Americans.

[Maia]

Denise "It's like a delicacy in some countries!" :laugh3:

[Marc]

:laugh2: amazing

[Marc]

Denise "It's like a delicacy in some countries!" :laugh3:

amazinggg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

omg shut up denise :joker: hilarious :joker:

[Doogle]

These 2 :lovedup:

She liked it until she knew it was piss.l

[Marc]

Denise you massive trooper!

[Maia]

"I'll take the piss" LOL!!!!!!

[Jackie]

lol Denise

[Me. I Am Salman]

denise and the loose women actually drink piss during http://shop.itv.com/img/product/resized/211/00296946-415211_catl_500.jpg?k=63647492&pid=296946&s=catl&sn=itveach show

[Marc]

God I hate fussy eaters :bored:

[Jake.]

love denise and the twins xD

[Kazanne]

That stupid girl is doing my head in,talk about over re -acting stupid child!

[Marc]

No wonder Georgia nominates Nicola!!

[saraholeila]

I think the cow piss is a bit much tho! Fair play to Denise eating it but she's such an actress. She's treating CBB as if she's part of her chat show panel imo.

[Jesus.]

denise and the loose women actually drink piss [/IMG]each show

They drink piss, mainly because they talk ****.

[Callum]

that task was amazing :laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

They drink piss, mainly because they talk ****.

true dat!!!!

[Jackie]

They wouldnt last on IACGMOH pmsl

[Locke.]

"Just swallow a bit you might like it"
"I'm sure you've heard that before just give it a go"

:shocked:

[saraholeila]

Frankie being a bit deluded there...

[Marc]

Whatever Nicola :bored:

[Jesus.]

Saucer of milk and a scratching post to Nic and Nat's table.

[Jackie]

Ha ha love this task always causes an argument

[Kazanne]

What a jealous person natalie is

[Me. I Am Salman]

gareth kirk and frankie three way anal much??

[Me. I Am Salman]

(the way they are sitting)

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

andrews face is rather annoying

[Locke.]

"I'll smash one of them without the other one knowing" :worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

oooh..!

[Me. I Am Salman]

all is not well in your commentary

[Jake.]

Did Micheal just say Georgia can't hold a sentence together?

[Me. I Am Salman]

youve gotta love nicola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Doogle]

That was brilliant.

[sexyb4ck]

McLean Is annoying

[Me. I Am Salman]

its just awkward wherever andrew goes !

[Marc]

I'm thinking Nicola will be going tomorrow not Natasha

[Me. I Am Salman]

stop chatting sheet nicola!! admit your a bitch i love you for that

[Marc]

:laugh2: totally wrong Nicola

[Jesus.]

Nicola needs to stay in tomorrow. I think she's a twat, but she'll stir the pot.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

can't take them seriously in those outfits

[Jackie]

Lol that task always causes arguments

[Doogle]

This confuses me, because Georgia found it hard to put up Nicola?

And they were fine on live feed.

[Marc]

This confuses me, because Georgia found it hard to put up Nicola?

And they were fine on live feed.

I don't think she found nominating her hard, I think the situation was hard for her. When she was forced to mention two people she said them fairly quickly actually :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Nicola needs to stay in tomorrow. I think she's a twat, but she'll stir the pot.

This, Nicola going effectively kills off this series even more... nobody can carry it if both her and Andrew go in the same week... Kirk will start being the focus with Natalie as well... ew.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

This confuses me, because Georgia found it hard to put up Nicola?

And they were fine on live feed.

pretence :devil:

[Me. I Am Salman]

If nicola goes tomorrow i will sob

[Locke.]

Georgia is brilliant :worship:

[Jackie]

I think Nicola will stay tomorrow.

[saraholeila]

This, Nicola going effectively kills off this series even more... nobody can carry it if both her and Andrew go in the same week... Kirk will start being the focus with Natalie as well... ew.

Agreed. Natasha is a non-entity, but Nicola will be great TV even though she's horrible.

[Jase.]

Nicola's going tomorrow night. Vile ******.

[Jackie]

Gareths not added much to BB

[Marc]

If this was a vote to evict Nicola would be gone but I'm really not sure with the save vote.

[Marc]

Awkward.

Flirting....?

[Brother Leon]

Who would of thought Romeo would be the only one not to bitch about Andrew at any stage :laugh:

[Jesus.]

If Georgia gets together with Kirk, she can forget about ever sucking me off.

[Me. I Am Salman]

i swear kirk makes me cringe tha bastard!!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

omg georgia is going to pretend to like kirk now for cam time and presence. NO GEORGIA BE YOUR OWN WOMAN

[Jase.]

If this was a vote to evict Nicola would be gone but I'm really not sure with the save vote.

I thought Georgia was a goner last night, but that wasn't the case. Idk...it's gonna be close.

[Me. I Am Salman]

andrew is really quiet today

[Jackie]

omg georgia is going to pretend to like kirk now for cam time and presence. NO GEORGIA BE YOUR OWN WOMAN


:devil: I know

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

So hilarious that andrew thinks he's better looking than everyone but fails each time. lol

[Jase.]

Nicola's actually the favourite to go, which I'm surprised at

[Me. I Am Salman]

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[Jesus.]

Nicola's actually the favourite to go, which I'm surprised at

Did last series teach you nothing?!

[Jase.]

Did last series teach you nothing?!

Um, I'm just stating that she's favourite to go. Nothing more, nothing less. :rolleyes:

[Marc]

I liked that editing

[Jackie]

Kirks so latching onto Georiga

[Me. I Am Salman]

Can you stop crossing between shots bb!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

omg this is like when chicken stu left the bb5 house. it was so harsh. not so harsh this time around though

[Jase.]

That eviction was so, so bad.

[Marc]

Dun dun dunnnn

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg this is like when chicken stu left the bb5 house. it was so harsh. not so harsh this time around though

chicken stu's eviction was far from harsh!!!! (imo)

[Me. I Am Salman]

its just two names who cares!

[Jackie]

She so pretends to cry lol

[Jesus.]

I do like tearless crying.

[Marc]

quickly done :laugh:

[Harry!]

I liked that editing

I thought they were going to do musical chairs.

[Me. I Am Salman]

sob sob sob.. sob sob sob... sob sob NICOLA AND NATASHA BITCH sob sob sob

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

chicken stu's eviction was far from harsh!!!! (imo)

comeon it was the harshest. there they were dancing, partying no idea there was even an eviction that night, then they called poor chcken stu in the dr room and told him it was donzo. Aw poor baby. the others had no clue. :bawling:


i think i read he sued them for that?

[Me. I Am Salman]

why do they feel sorry for her wtf lol. no biggie theyre so OTT

[Marc]

Nicola you're a bitch so you deserve it

[Marc]

Thank god that's over

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

did you see nicola's face after? "everyone's cool we understand" lol liar you know you wanted to rip her extensions out :joker:

[Marc]

Ohhh Denise v Michael :suspect:

[Me. I Am Salman]

comeon it was the harshest. there they were dancing, partying no idea there was even an eviction that night, then they called poor chcken stu in the dr room and told him it was donzo. Aw poor baby. the others had no clue. :bawling:


i think i read he sued them for that?

well that was silly if he sued em. i think jackie's eviction (jade goodys mum) was harsh because she had to leave without her shoes via the diary room. she should have sued em.

but when it comes down to very harsh kathreya bb9's eviction was the saddest!!!! so unexpectedd as well

[Locke.]

Here we go. Time for one of Michael or Denise to fall in popularity

[Jackie]

Oh dear Denise and Micheal spat

[Marc]

Here we go. Time for one of Michael or Denise to fall in popularity

I can only hope it's Michael

[Doogle]

:o

[Locke.]

I can only hope it's Michael

Don't be absurd

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Here we go. Time for one of Michael or Denise to fall in popularity

oh crap more loose women lovers than reservoir dog lovers love bb. nOOOOOOO MICKEEEYY :bawling:

[Me. I Am Salman]

I don't really like Georgia. She's like watching sexy paint dry.

[Josy]

Denise getting nasty cos they ran out of booze :bored:

[Doogle]

Imagine if we had live feed all night until 5am , we could've seen this live!

[Marc]

He's cut his ear! :laugh:

[Marc]

Denise getting nasty cos they ran out of booze :bored:

Michael being nasty being all annoying and Michael-ish :hmph:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ok romeo baby it's time to step it up a bit...actually don't, lay low not to get nominated

[Marc]

When Nicola goes and Kirk go who will be featured?

[Me. I Am Salman]

Nicola is one tough cookie #saynomore

[Jesus.]

Denise getting nasty cos they ran out of booze :bored:

Tis the way of the Geordie.

Good job Nicola is over the Georgia nomination, otherwise she'd keep going on about it.



Oh.

[Me. I Am Salman]

sorry are you all really celebrities? well except for sonia and denise, NO!!

[Marc]

LOL that twin looked off her t*ts

[Jase.]

The sexual tension between Denise and Michael.. :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

is michael having a breakdown?

[Marc]

Mmm

[Marc]

I quite like Natasha.

-joins in the conversation with Frankie and Michael-

[Me. I Am Salman]

michael stays in his bed all day bloody hell

[Me. I Am Salman]

i bet francis cocozza smells of ****

[Marc]

It's like the Breakfast Club :love:

[Me. I Am Salman]

yes, i called him francis.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

frankie stop picking your spots young man

[Locke.]

Michael and Frankie :worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

who wears shoes in bed?

[Marc]

Frankie almost becoming Andrew.. :suspect:

[Marc]

:laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

can they lock him in there and throw away the key? nooo they let francis out!

[Jase.]

:joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

michael and denise for a hankypanky!!

[Jase.]

Michael with teddies? :joker:

[Jackie]

Micheal has teddies lol

[Locke.]

It will be amazing if he rips the bears up or something

[Marc]

What happens with the teddy bears :suspect:

[Me. I Am Salman]

she never even gets screentime

[Me. I Am Salman]

the sexual tension is unbearable

[Me. I Am Salman]

janet street porter is green with envy

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

how is natasha "stunning" must've missed something. that word is thrown around too loosely these days

[Marc]

Denise calm down LOL

[Ramsay]

Look at the two auld ones..dyin for the shift

[Me. I Am Salman]

sounds like stephen baldwin!!!

[Locke.]

Kill her Michael

[Marc]

Aw I was expecting Michael to say something rude or something but no.. Denise just went weird there :|

[Jesus.]

Denise doing the pissed woman thing.

Oh dear.

[Livia]

Get all aggressive then accuse someone else of being aggressive. Denise's HRT patch needs replacing.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

hmm no idea what just happened. i blinked

[Me. I Am Salman]

michael do a bobby sabel and give her your sweat to drink

[Jase.]

Wtf was that about? Denise, please be quiet.

[arista]

Denise is a Nutter

[Locke.]

"She's gotta ****in' screw loose.. don't go there"

[Marc]

She'll apologise tomorrow :laugh:

[Ramsay]

Im starting to think Michael will soon pass by Aaron as my favourite HM ever

[Brother Leon]

Poor Michael :(

[Livia]

Cut the bears' ears off and put them in her bed.

[Jackie]

oh i was just getting into this eposide

[Marc]

Get all aggressive then accuse someone else of being aggressive. Denise's HRT patch needs replacing.

:laugh3:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Aw I was expecting Michael to say something rude or something but no.. Denise just went weird there :|

he's too cool for that crap :dance:

[Jase.]

Michael's so winning this.

[Ramsay]

Michael's so winning this.

He has to..no one else in there comes close to his epicness

[Marc]

Cut the bears' ears off and put them in her bed.

Imagine the carnage, all the stuffing :shocked:

[Livia]

Michael's so winning this.

So true.
Great pic and sig, incidentally.

[Livia]

Imagine the carnage, all the stuffing :shocked:

Yeah.... do it. Cut the bear.

[Locke.]

I have just been saying that they should put David Van Day in there for a day to annoy Nicola, and then what do you know, he shows up on the BOTS panel

[Livia]

I have just been saying that they should put David Van Day in there for a day to annoy Nicola, and then what do you know, he shows up on the BOTS panel

It's the "Beetlejuice" syndrome. Stop it immediately.

[*mazedsalv**]

Michael may be on his way to victory after that!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Watching it now. So happy to see the fairy tale editing back :).......NOT!!!!!!!

[Black Dagger]

Michael may be on his way to victory after that!

And rightly so... he's just shot up to 3rd place... and Denise and Natalie are turning into the 'villains' it seems with a lot of people... so he could easily win.

If he makes the final, I'l be voting.

[starry]

The flashbacks of the task during the task result reveal just weren't needed, they are treating the audience like children.

[starry]

If this was a vote to evict Nicola would be gone but I'm really not sure with the save vote.

With 2 up it makes absolutely no difference if it's save or evict.