The Riddles Thread

[Me. I Am Salman]

The man who uses it doesn't want it for himself. The man who buys it, doesn't need it for himself. The man who needs it, doesn't know when he needs it. What is it?

[Smithy]

putting it in a spoiler kinda defeats the point of it :p

you should let people guess + see if they get it

[GypsyGoth]

Is it a coffin.

[GypsyGoth]

And don't mind Smithy, the spoiler helped me get it.

[Shaun]

a ****?

[Marsh.]

Someone asked me this one a few weeks ago:

I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the moon

[GypsyGoth]

A shadow.

[Roy Mars III]

wind

[Me. I Am Salman]

Someone asked me this one a few weeks ago:

I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?

The night?

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh and btw spoiler is gone.

[Me. I Am Salman]

but i guess its too late as some of youse have sussed it out already lol

[Marsh.]

wind

Correct. :spin:

[Marsh.]

the moon

Makes no shadow? :joker:

[Roy Mars III]

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

[GypsyGoth]

but i guess its too late as some of youse have sussed it out already lol

:laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Magic

[Roy Mars III]

Correct

[GypsyGoth]

Are you serious? :suspect:

[Me. I Am Salman]

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

the answer is NO

[Roy Mars III]

The answer is magic

[Smithy]

:suspect:

[MTVN]

:joker:

[Marsh.]

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Magic

Correct

the answer is NO


:conf: I don't get it.

[Marsh.]

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

[Smithy]

stop imagining it :tongue:

[Roy Mars III]

:conf: I don't get it.

Magic makes all those things happen

I don't know what Salman! is on about

[GypsyGoth]

How many animals did Moses take on the ark?

[Marsh.]

stop imagining it :tongue:


Yep. :hugesmile:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

you don't

[MTVN]

A cowboy rode into a hotel on Friday, he stayed 2 nights and left on Friday. How is this possible?

[Me. I Am Salman]

How many animals did Moses take on the ark?

None it was an elaborate hoax

[Roy Mars III]

None. It was Noah :idc:

[Me. I Am Salman]

A cowboy rode into a hotel on Friday, he stayed 2 nights and left on Friday. How is this possible?

The horse is called Friday

[GypsyGoth]

None. It was Noah :idc:

Yep :D

[GypsyGoth]

None it was an elaborate hoax

:laugh2:

[MTVN]

The horse is called Friday

:cloud:

[Me. I Am Salman]

:cloud:

The smiley had a bad day

[Roy Mars III]

If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?

[Me. I Am Salman]

If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?

Nothing

[Marsh.]

you don't


stop imagining it :tongue:

.

[Smithy]

If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?

that stupid squigly thing in your eye

[Roy Mars III]

Nothing

no

[MTVN]

If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?

Magic

[Roy Mars III]

If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?
The answer is the moon

[Me. I Am Salman]

no

its gotta be! it satisfies your riddle!!

[Marsh.]

A man with no legs walked to it.
A man with no eyes seen it.
A man with no arms picked it up.
A man with no ears heard it.

What is it?

[Smithy]

nothing

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omfg i got one i remember this from spyro okay okay here goes

the more of me you take the more of me there are what am i

[Smithy]

omfg i got one i remember this from spyro okay okay here goes

the more of me you take the more of me there are what am i

foot steps

[Me. I Am Salman]

omfg i got one i remember this from spyro okay okay here goes

the more of me you take the more of me there are what am i

footprints

[Me. I Am Salman]

or footsteps

[Marsh.]

nothing

No.

[Me. I Am Salman]

How about this riddle
I smell of shi*t but i feel sexy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes well done you win this sticker

https://www.dominie.com.au/attachments/Product/9565/MAG-005.jpg?ts=1284513101

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes well done you win this sticker

https://www.dominie.com.au/attachments/Product/9565/MAG-005.jpg?ts=1284513101

[Marsh.]

How about this riddle
I smell of shi*t but i feel sexy

Frankie Cocozza.

[Bollo]

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

Knock them all out with your oars, then make a new boat with their bodies?

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

How about this riddle
I smell of shi*t but i feel sexy

triple velvet toilet paper
http://www.unitethecows.com/attachments/comical-capers/11485d1270218165-self-cleaning-toilet-paper-1.gif

[Kate!]

Pmsl at this thread.

Frankie Cocozza :D

[Me. I Am Salman]

*bump~

if cows could talk what would they say?

[Smithy]

stop yanking on my testicles

[CharlieO]

Why does Salman make so many threads?

[Me. I Am Salman]

Because I is an enthusiastic person

[CharlieO]

Because I is an enthusiastic person

And ones whose grammar is atrocious.