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Me. I Am Salman
13-01-2012, 06:37 PM
Knock-knock...
Who's There?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-01-2012, 06:40 PM
knock knock
let me in i have got a knife
im going to rape you
Stu
13-01-2012, 06:41 PM
Knock Knock
Who'se there?
Egyptian
Bollo
13-01-2012, 06:48 PM
Knock knock
Who's There?
I Dunnopp
I Dunnopp Who?
You could have waited
Bollo
13-01-2012, 06:52 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No I'm not, you're a poo
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-01-2012, 06:52 PM
knock knock
whos there
its the police we have come to arrest bollo for that terrible knock knock joke
Bollo
13-01-2012, 06:54 PM
knock knock
whos there
its the police we have come to arrest bollo for that terrible knock knock joke

:joker: Guilty as charged officer
Black Dagger
13-01-2012, 07:11 PM
I much prefer an Alan Carr punch-line.
Me. I Am Salman
13-01-2012, 07:12 PM
Nice pun!!!
Josy
13-01-2012, 07:30 PM
http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/stupid/672_koopa-troopa-say-wat.gif


*just wanted an excuse to post my fave pic*
GypsyGoth
13-01-2012, 07:31 PM
:laugh2:
Jords
13-01-2012, 07:36 PM
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...wtf? Knock Knock who?

FINALLY!


hehehehehehehehehehehehe...
Shaun
13-01-2012, 07:39 PM
Knock knock
who's there?
Salman! with a new thread idea





























*Salman! is ignored*
King Gizzard
13-01-2012, 08:30 PM
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Kevin

Ahh Kevin! come in! havn't seen you in ages how are you mate?
Kate!
14-01-2012, 09:36 AM
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Kevin

Ahh Kevin! come in! havn't seen you in ages how are you mate?

:joker:
Benjamin
14-01-2012, 11:14 AM
knock knock
whos there
its the police we have come to arrest bollo for that terrible knock knock joke

:laugh:
King Gizzard
20-09-2012, 04:50 PM
Knock knock

Who's there?

Jon

Jon who?

Jon proceeded to break down into tears as his grandmothers's Alzheimers had gotten to the point of no return.
Jake.
20-09-2012, 04:53 PM
http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/stupid/672_koopa-troopa-say-wat.gif


*just wanted an excuse to post my fave pic*

the 'goomba' from the mario film? :laugh2:
Jake.
20-09-2012, 04:54 PM
Knock knock
who's there?
Salman! with a new thread idea





























*Salman! is ignored*

:joker:
Jake.
20-09-2012, 04:56 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Death
Ok
Jake.
20-09-2012, 05:05 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scott
Bye
Kate!
20-09-2012, 05:40 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tish
Tish who?
God bless you.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
20-09-2012, 05:52 PM
kate :joker: