What happened to patrick?

[Sawyer]

I realise this is probably the wrong place to ask however I have emailed mods before about this and I never get a reply.. so can someone just clear this up, where is patrick?

If some mod wants to lock this fair enough but just answer the question first haha

[Callum]

He got banned for 3 months

[Maia]

I think he's due back anytime this month.

[Locke.]

Could have sworn he was supposed to be back for the start of this series

[Niamh.]

I think his ban is actually up. Let me check

[Shaun]

wasn't it a 6month ban?

[Niamh.]

no, 3 months Shaun, it's up in 4 days 8 hours

[Glenn.]

He'll be back with tales of hookers and drink and drug binges. Like when Lauren Branning was recast in Eastenders.

[Sawyer]

Ok thanks for letting me know.. am I allowed to ask what he was banned for? haha

[Ramsay]

I cant wait

[arista]

Ok thanks for letting me know.. am I allowed to ask what he was banned for? haha


No



Its None of your Business

[arista]

Padlock this Thread

[Z]

Was it really for 4 months?! It doesn't seem like he's been gone for that long!

[Maia]

I'm pretty sure it was 3 months :suspect:

[Crimson Dynamo]

perhaps its time to ban arista?

[Jarrod]

He's back on the 19th, well his ban finishes then.

[MTVN]

It was just a 3 month ban yeah

[Niamh.]

Was it really for 4 months?! It doesn't seem like he's been gone for that long!

No it was 3 months I typed 4 by accident :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

No



Its None of your Business

:joker::joker::joker:

[Z]

Ah okay hahah. Even still, doesn't feel like 3 months to me! I've missed his posts.

[Stu]

Looking foward to his re-entry parade with eight paragraphs and pictures of Randy Marsh.

[King Gizzard]

Too busy being a lad

[Stu]

Every time someone makes a thread about him I check out his Facebook profile just to see what's happening on Planet Patrick.

This time it's the wallpaper on his new gen Facebook page. There's something madly hillarious about it. It's just a collage of his head. Kind of like a Patrick - The Greatest Hits.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

myself and patrick have not been on the forum together for nearly 6 months now how awful is that for all of you

[Stu]

Give us back Patrick and you can have Salman.

[arista]

Ah okay hahah. Even still, doesn't feel like 3 months to me! I've missed his posts.


He is a hell of Brat
though

[InOne]

Scott you and Patrick can start a 3 monther club :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

He'll be back with tales of hookers and drink and drug binges. Like when Lauren Branning was recast in Eastenders.

:joker:

I'm glad he's coming back though... no doubt he'll be eating Natalie Cassidy alive for the way she looks though.

[Jarrod]

A MESSAGE FROM THE ONE WHO YOU ALL TALK ABOUT


Get the welcome party ready for the 19th.

[Black Dagger]

Give us back Patrick and you can have Salman.

Not a big lover of fish to be fair.

[Mystic Mock]

The Tyrants are back in business.:devil:

[Stu]

Oh Black Dagger. That was awful.

[Maia]

A MESSAGE FROM THE ONE WHO YOU ALL TALK ABOUT


Get the welcome party ready for the 19th.

:worship: We are all looking forward to it

[Shaun]

-isn't going to pretend to want him back just because he livens up the forum a bit-

i don't really see the fun. omg he's a xenophobe here's a rant using the word 'bollocks' 11 times~

no. he's a dick. and idc. why am i posting. onasoifhs.

[_Seth]

-isn't going to pretend to want him back just because he livens up the forum a bit-

i don't really see the fun. omg he's a xenophobe here's a rant using the word 'bollocks' 11 times~

no. he's a dick. and idc. why am i posting. onasoifhs.

Lean to use capitals.

[Ramsay]

IT BEGINS

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/82/55/8255559dd2756e931faa2bf2f9da9733.jpg

[Black Dagger]

Oh Black Dagger. That was awful.

I know it was... xD.

[Stu]

I hope he comes back with a new gimmick. Patrick the Junglist Massiv?

[Callum]

I don't want him back either, he was a brat. Probably still is one. Plus his rants about Big Brother were more annoying than funny. I remember that Argos cataologue thread he made, he sounded so ungrateful.

[Stu]

I'm not sure. At least his posts have colour even if he does definately have syndrome pointing down.

[Shaun]

Lean to use capitals.

only when you learn to spell, dickwad.

[InOne]

I'm quite looking forward to the inevitable Patrick V Pyramid duel

[_Seth]

only when you learn to spell, dickwad.

That was one mistake, you NEVER use capitals, little girl. :p Why the hell did you randomly bold the "r"? :conf:

[Locke.]

Give us Patrick and we'll return Pyramid. Gift wrapped if you like.

[fruit_cake]

do Patrick and Pyramid not get along?

[Smithy]

no, 3 months Shaun, it's up in 4 days 8 hours

:sad:

[Black Dagger]

do Patrick and Pyramid not get along?

Isn't the question does Pyramid get along with anybody? I mean I like her but xD.

Her and Patrick are destined to have a personality clash.

[lily.]

I realise this is probably the wrong place to ask however I have emailed mods before about this and I never get a reply.. so can someone just clear this up, where is patrick?

If some mod wants to lock this fair enough but just answer the question first haha

I realise this is probably the wrong place to ask however I have emailed mods before about this (I haven't) and I never get a reply.. so can someone just clear this up, where is Zippy?

If some mod wants to lock this fair enough but just answer the question first haha

Are Ithinkiloveyoutoo and mathews220 the same person, or am I missing an obvious joke?

[Ramsay]

:suspect:

[InOne]

Wow nice spot.

:suspect:

[GypsyGoth]

I'd say Ithinkiloveyoutoo just copied mathews's post and just put in Zippy's name.

Also she added "(I haven't)" to one part of mathew's post.

[lily.]

All seeing, all knowing.. mwahahaha.

[Shaun]

:o

[lily.]

I noticed the 'I haven't' part, but aside from that it's an obvious cut & paste, hence me asking if I'm missing something.. maybe they are friends.. idk.

[tomflint]

where is he then?

[MTVN]

He was unbanned last night :shrug:

[Locke.]

Let's hope he is a fan of the twins

[tomflint]

Maybe he's retired from the forum

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

HecfVtICs2U

[Mystic Mock]

I guess we aren't going to put up with Patrick's Fritzl jokes again lol.

[tomflint]

I just looked at his profile and he logged in on the 14th

[Glenn.]

Maybe he won't come back? :eek:

TiBB without Patrick would be like an elephant with no trunk :shocked:

[Mystic Mock]

We need a new Patrick.

[CharlieO]

He is probably in a caravan somewhere having a 'threesome' and he will remember it because it was when CBB9 was on.

[Mystic Mock]

He is probably in a caravan somewhere having a 'threesome' and he will remember it because it was when CBB9 was on.

You have probably got his story bang on aswell.:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

We need a new Patrick.

how dare you

[Patrick]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo3jrggMFV1qhz3eio1_500.gif

[Pyramid*]

I'm quite looking forward to the inevitable Patrick V Pyramid duel

Give us Patrick and we'll return Pyramid. Gift wrapped if you like.

do Patrick and Pyramid not get along?

Isn't the question does Pyramid get along with anybody? I mean I like her but xD.

Her and Patrick are destined to have a personality clash.


:joker::joker::joker:

Love the fact that this is a thread to do with when Patrick comes back - yet even then, you all can't stop speaking about me! :love:

Patrick - Welcome Back. Love the gif ! :D

[Smithy]

Maybe he won't come back? :eek:

TiBB without Patrick would be like an elephant with no trunk :shocked:

we managed for 3 months :nono:

[Callum]

we managed for 3 months :nono:

[2]

[arista]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo3jrggMFV1qhz3eio1_500.gif


Spiffing

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Are Ithinkiloveyoutoo and mathews220 the same person, or am I missing an obvious joke?

I am he and he is me......sshhhhhhhh

Tuxedo Kamen is back! Uh oh

[Patrick]

we managed for 3 months :nono:

From what I've heard, the place was falling apart.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2012/01/a60d1addb4e83642ede06764f6d2776c/original.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it was

[Smithy]

From what I've heard, the place was falling apart.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2012/01/a60d1addb4e83642ede06764f6d2776c/original.gif

You heard wrong

http://i.imgur.com/iLbA0.gif

[Jack_]

Welcome back Patrick! It's nice to have you back at last, your presence has been missed :amazed: