Ch5 Celeb Big Brother 15/1/12 (10:00PM Discussion)

[tomflint]

Big Brother: 10:00pm, Today on Channel 5
Big Brother's Bit On The Side: 11:00pm, Today on 5*

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[Me. I Am Salman]

URGH whys it on at 10 on the weekend ive gotta wake up early 2moro -_-

[arista]

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get the hag out Soon

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The Minx Nicola Last Night

[arista]

URGH whys it on at 10 on the weekend ive gotta wake up early 2moro -_-


Because 9:30PM - 10PM is the Live ITV1HD Dancing on Ic - Dance Off.


So then 10PM Ch5HD


Also they can show the Adult Clips

[Me. I Am Salman]

Because 9:30PM - 10PM is the Live ITV1HD Dancing on Ic - Dance Off.


So then 10PM Ch5HD


Also they can show the Adult Clips

What Frankie cocozza's ass thats all were gonna get!!! :yuk:

[tomflint]

30 mins

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg its taking ages.

[tomflint]

20 mins

[Me. I Am Salman]

i have an exam tomorrow 9am for two hours
i should be sleeping
damn you big bro!

[fruit_cake]

I haven't done an exam in 15 years

[Me. I Am Salman]

lol your missing out on so much fun

[Samuel.]

After a few days of catching up, I can finally join in with the discussion thread again :love:

[Bojangles]

Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arista]

On Ch5HD now

[Xe1887]

She doesn't even remember flirting with frankie? What a slut.

[Jackie]

Hello

The state of Nicoles hair lol

[Kazanne]

Well what a numpty she cant even remember!!! Yeah right!

[Jackie]

Drama queen Nicola

[spitfire]

Why didn't BB just say, "Ok please leave via the exit on your left".

[Kazanne]

What an idiot Nicola is,I have been drunk but never to the extent I cant remember what i am doing,I mean how many did she have?

[Jesus.]

She doesn't even remember flirting with frankie? What a slut.

I'm no fan of Nicola, but that just makes her drunk, not a slut. She also seems as though she's loyal to her family. She has serious personal flaws, but I don't believe sluttery is one.

[Jackie]

Lol noisy

[PrincessIona]

Lol!

[Samuel.]

:joker:

Liking Gareth.

[Doogle]

Nicola you idiot. :nono:

[Chuck]

Nicola <3

[Doogle]

She's an idiot for wanting to leave btw not for being drunk.

[Chuck]

Go find out if I snogged someone last night lol

[Ramsay]

such a tool

[Me. I Am Salman]

have i missed anything juicy
i just ate

[Jesus.]

What an idiot Nicola is,I have been drunk but never to the extent I cant remember what i am doing,I mean how many did she have?

I've done that lots of times. I've lost hours from my nights out.

[bbfan1991]

Nicola is annoying:rolleyes:.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/14/article-2086780-0F74C51B00000578-956_306x330.jpg

[Jesus.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/14/article-2086780-0F74C51B00000578-956_306x330.jpg

He's a funny looking fella!

[Xe1887]

I'm no fan of Nicola, but that just makes her drunk, not a slut. She also seems as though she's loyal to her family. She has serious personal flaws, but I don't believe sluttery is one.

Being drunk in not an excuse.

If you wake up the next day, and have to ask somebody to find out for you if you have snogged somebody, you are a slut.

[Chuck]

Ungrateful Nicola :bored:

[bbfan1991]

What is with the shades Gareth is wearing?:joker:

[Jackie]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/14/article-2086780-0F74C51B00000578-956_306x330.jpg


Hilda Odgen:joker:

[Jesus.]

Being drunk in not an excuse.

If you wake up the next day, and have to ask somebody to find out for you if you have snogged somebody, you are a slut.

No, you are not. You are drunk.

[Samuel.]

The whole will they or won't they walk stuff gets way too much air time. Nothing duller.

[Jackie]

Nicola just go for gods sake

[Me. I Am Salman]

eww what is that rat trap **** frankie's blood, **** and sperm all mixed together :yuk:

[Kazanne]

No, you are not. You are drunk.

Whatever it is ,it's a dangerous game to play.why drink yourself into oblivion?

[Callum]

I love Nicola idec

[Xe1887]

No, you are not. You are drunk.

So being drunk excuses your behaviour?

[Chuck]

I love Nicola idec

:worship:

[Jesus.]

The whole will they or won't they walk stuff gets way too much air time. Nothing duller.

Especially when 99 out of 100 that say it, end up staying. A big brother rule should be:

Any housemate considering walking, will removed from all publicly show footage until a decision is made.

That would soon stop their little strops.

[fruit_cake]

it's quite easy to drink too much though, once your a bit drunk you don't care as much about drinking more

[Bojangles]

We're not going to have this nonsense for the whole show are we?

[Samuel.]

"are bitching about Nicola" :bored:

[bbfan1991]

Oh FGS how predictable:bored:.

[Jesus.]

So being drunk excuses your behaviour?

What needs to be excused? She flirted with Frankie and got too drunk to have real control over what she was doing, and because she'd drank so much, she was unable to recall what happened the previous night.

We don't need to excuse her behaviour, that's for her and her family. We can only make personal judgments.

I'm just explaining that drinking too much has the ability to do these things to you, and I know from personal experience, and the experiences of my peers.

Things in this world are rarely so cut and dry.

She acted like a bit of a twat, and that's it.

[bbfan1991]

The Twins are clearly playing the BBUS game:D.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Jesus. H. Christ
michael just said your name! :o

[Me. I Am Salman]

americans bitching

[bbfan1991]

LOL Michael's rant is hilarious but it shows how much Denise is getting to him:joker:.

[Ramsay]

If Michael did that punching thing to Denise he would of been kicked out straight away :bored:

[Me. I Am Salman]

zebra print pyjamas and michael madsen do not go together!

[Samuel.]

That's one brilliant set of PJ's Michael has there.

[Kazanne]

lol @ Michael and the 'duct tape remark

[Me. I Am Salman]

marcus is a bit quiet today. GOOD!!

[Me. I Am Salman]

****ing leave the twins alone you pair of twats

[Me. I Am Salman]

Frankie cokeloser go get a job

[Samuel.]

Kirk is bad for Frankie, Romeo was turning him into a gent.

[bbfan1991]

Kristina looks wise reminds me of Gemma Atkinson a bit:eek:.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Does michael exit the bedroom?

[Jesus.]

Whatever it is ,it's a dangerous game to play.why drink yourself into oblivion?

Because people are different. We don't all have your self control. When I was younger, especially, I tried to get as drunk as I could, and as quickly as possible, it's just what we did.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Kristina looks wise reminds me of Gemma Atkinson a bit:eek:.

ikr!!

[bbfan1991]

Ugh Frankie and Kirk:bored:.

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg i love the chick whos currently speaking

[Doogle]

Nicola changed fast when bitching was involved. She looks as happy as ever.

[Samuel.]

The three witches.

[Kazanne]

Frankie cokeloser go get a job

Why Frankie? Kirk is the one encouraging him!!

[Me. I Am Salman]

he'th the only thane perthon in here

- thonia

[Jesus.]

Jesus. H. Christ
michael just said your name! :o

The man has taste. It's to be expected!

[Me. I Am Salman]

looks like a fun task

[Jake.]

Nicola changed fast when bitching was involved. She looks as happy as ever.

She's right at home...

[Jackie]

Teddy bears whooooooooo

[Me. I Am Salman]

how MANY TEAMS ARE THERE

[Samuel.]

Team Yellow >

[bbfan1991]

Nicola loves bitching, unable to resist temptation.

[Braden]

awww, they got this task from the american version :)

[Me. I Am Salman]

Team Pink
only cos Frankie's there

[Jake.]

how MANY TEAMS ARE THERE

I DONT KNOW BUT take OFF YOUR CAPS!

[bbfan1991]

Looks a fun task:).

[Me. I Am Salman]

Urgh hell no i mean pink team only cos nicola's there

[Kazanne]

Because people are different. We don't all have your self control. When you are younger, especially. I tried to get as drunk and as quickly as possible, it's just what we did.

Well Jesus Christ that is not a good example to bestow on your followers,lol.

[Doogle]

This task is amazing.

[Me. I Am Salman]

omfg is marcus bentley on an orgasm

[Jackie]

omg they are messing up the cushions lol

[bbfan1991]

Michael is hilarious:laugh2:.

[Doogle]

Marcus should never narrate game shows.

[Jesus.]

The could do with getting rid of the other HM's and make the twins wrestle Georgia in a bikini match to nakedness, in that syrupy stuff.

Did I say that out loud?

[Me. I Am Salman]

AAHHH SHUT UP MARCUS O_o

[Samuel.]

Denise is such a mess.

[bbfan1991]

Marcus' commentary is awful.

Denise still stuck on the first one:joker:.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Its actually painful to listen to bentley.

[Me. I Am Salman]

"rip that ****er open" loool

[Doogle]

Michael looked brilliant.

[Me. I Am Salman]

marcus bentley just jizzed his pants

[Jackie]

Marcus is going to wet himself lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

haha twins are so arrogant xD

[Doogle]

Marcus started sounding psychotic. :/

[Jake.]

Why the ***** is he screaming down my television?

[Jesus.]

Well Jesus Christ that is not a good example to bestow on your followers,lol.

You should read the stuff I said about killing your mothers and fathers to follow me. My followers have no trouble ignoring the bad stuff in Christianity.

*Hi-fives, Satan!:dance:

[Me. I Am Salman]

What ? denise in the pink team?

[bbfan1991]

Oh dear Denise...

[Chuck]

Marcus is irritating me.

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh thats her normal clothes lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

that whole task is like pay day for the loose women

[Chuck]

Marcus is about to explode. D:

[Ramsay]

Finish her Michael!!

[Callum]

Marcus way OTT then

[Me. I Am Salman]

The michael and denise saga is so annoying

[Jesus.]

Finish her Michael!!

http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/112010/kombat-scorpion.gif

[bbfan1991]

Marcus has had too much helium.

[Chuck]

#teamdenise

[Bojangles]

We're not going to have this nonsense for the whole show are we?


No I mean the diary room will she or won't she go.

[Rob]

Marcus is really getting on my nerves now, the tacky editing is really putting me off this show

[Maia]

It's funny, I swear Marcus is *trying* to exaggerate his voice just for the sake of annoying everyone

[Me. I Am Salman]

OMG gareth singing rihanna :yuk:

[bbfan1991]

Gareth singing a bit of Rihanna;):D.

[Jackie]

Gareth creating a whirlpool for himself

[Me. I Am Salman]

theyre trying to get to michael

[Jake.]

Natalie will get slagged off now for missing her kids... ah well

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://www.marcusbentley.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Marcus-Bentley314w.jpg
sonia loooks like marcus

[Bojangles]

Here comes nosey Denise

[Me. I Am Salman]

hahaha he OWNED her

[bbfan1991]

I've had enough of it baby:p.

[Jackie]

http://www.marcusbentley.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Marcus-Bentley314w.jpg
sonia loooks like marcus


Marcus has a big forehead:joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

michael sounds cross between jermaine jackson/stephen baldwin

[Samuel.]

These three will control who goes up until one of them goes :bored:

[Ramsay]

Natalie and Denise , the gruesome twosome

[fruit_cake]

Denise went way too far then

[Me. I Am Salman]

gareth singing about coming out

[Jackie]

Ok bye Gareth lol

[bbfan1991]

Here is the gruesome twosome.

[Doogle]

Their bickering is making the rest of the house uncomfortable. Yay I'm glad we have a proper argument this year.

LOL random Gareth scene.

[Me. I Am Salman]

excuse me bentley?

[Me. I Am Salman]

agree

[Me. I Am Salman]

michael is deflating

[Jesus.]

These three will control who goes up until one of them goes :bored:

Team fitness (+ Frankie) will have a say in it too.

[kisywisy]

i can't stand denise

she's gonna regret going in cbb. don't think she'll do well from this

[Jake.]

Why are you all moaning about Denise? At least she is making this year entertaining to watch. Would rather that than them lot sitting round the table playing happy house.

[Me. I Am Salman]

i think she'll get hated (denise)

[bbfan1991]

Michael is obsessing about Denise? What strange editing:joker:.

[Chuck]

Why are you all moaning about Denise? At least she is making this year entertaining to watch. Would rather that than them lot sitting round the table playing happy house.

Preach

[Jesus.]

i can't stand denise

she's gonna regret going in cbb. don't think she'll do well from this

Yeah, like that'll affect her target audience of mature women, who moan about bad sex, and love to perv at builders.

The fact she's nagging someone will increase her standing, with that group.

[fruit_cake]

Denise was funny slagging off Michael while still managing to scoff chocolate digestives :laugh:

[kisywisy]

my god she is a disgrace

PUT A BRA ON YA AULD SLAPPER!!!!!!!!!

[Black Dagger]

I see Natalie is once again bookies favourite :idc:

Don't know how, her and Denise need to feck off.

[bbfan1991]

Denise is succeeding in winding Michael up for sure...

[Jackie]

Micheal is so going to explode soon

[Samuel.]

No idea how Denise didn't get nominated this week.

[Chuck]

:laugh2:

[Kazanne]

Nicola loved Denise annoying Michael

[Jesus.]

They should just hate **** and get it over with.

[Bojangles]

Michael is obsessing about Denise? What strange editing:joker:.

Yep biggest joke of the night.

[Brother Leon]

Michael & The Twins will be up next.

[Callum]

Denise is brilliant :laugh2:

[Chuck]

Not sure how long the twins' popularity gonna last. :idc:

[*mazedsalv**]

Tonights episode- class
:laugh:

[Samuel.]

Michael & The Twins will be up next.

Worst possible scenario :sad:

[Doogle]

Worst possible scenario :sad:

This :/

[bbfan1991]

Denise is an embarrassment, hoping Michael gets cheers on eviction night;).

[Me. I Am Salman]

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do not flash yer titties to michael, denise
or this will happen

[Bojangles]

Denise is an embarrassment, hoping Michael gets cheers on eviction night;).


When he wins ,yes he will

[Saph]

Just came to say I love that bedroom scene with the twins and Nicola laughing behind the wall while Denise threatens to flash Micheal :laugh2:

[thesheriff443]

call wayne rooney,lol

[Callum]

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/old_pictures/3166.jpghttp://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01048/SNN2215GUN_380_1048984a.jpg
do not flash yer titties to michael, denise
or this will happen

Stop spamming this thread with posts every 30 seconds

[Bojangles]

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/old_pictures/3166.jpghttp://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01048/SNN2215GUN_380_1048984a.jpg
do not flash yer titties to michael, denise
or this will happen


Love it

[bbfan1991]

PMSL poor Romeo:laugh2:.

[Jake.]

Stop spamming this thread with posts every 30 seconds

:D

[MTVN]

I'd be sleeping on the floor if I was Romeo

[Samuel.]

Poor Romeo.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Stop spamming this thread with posts every 30 seconds

:hmph: ;)

[Brother Leon]

Romeo air time! :)

[Me. I Am Salman]

denise is gonna touch him during the night

[Chuck]

Lucky Denise

[Jackie]

Romeos got no quilt

[Me. I Am Salman]

Romeo is shaking with fear!!!!!!!!

[Jake.]

I'd be sleeping on the floor if I was Romeo

I wouldn't... I have a granny fetish.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bbfan1991]

Oh no!:joker:

[Ramsay]

:joker::joker:

[bbfan1991]

Romeos thinking that Georgia should be with him instead ha ha...

[Chuck]

How awful

[Jackie]

That snoring would do my head in

[Jake.]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 posts in the last 40ish seconds! Your fast!

[Me. I Am Salman]

is it weird that i found that sound a bit orgasmic

[fruit_cake]

omg that's an awful punishment

[Me. I Am Salman]

Ooooh bitching

[Me. I Am Salman]

hey dont talk about my nicola like that!!

[Me. I Am Salman]

kim kardashia, lindsay lohan and paris hilton bitching about my nicola

[Jake.]

Will the twins get flamed for this? Course not, they arn't Natalie...

[Chuck]

Their noses are horrendous.

[Samuel.]

Disappointed in the twins, expected the Americans to stick together.

[bbfan1991]

We'll see if the Twins are true to their word;).

[Samuel.]

Though this is brilliant :worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

absolutely loved this episode :)

[bbfan1991]

I love the Twins plotting:devil:.

[Me. I Am Salman]

i wanna watch bbots online can someone provide me the link pls

[seaodw]

Loving the twins they are seriously in the BBus mindset though lol

[Chuck]

Tina Malone :worship:

[Callum]

:hmph: ;)

Very mature reply :rolleyes: How old are you? Like 12?

[Brother Leon]

WTF, nominating Michael :(


He needed them to fight off Gossip Gang.

[Jords]

Twins :lovedup:

[MTVN]

Their noses are horrendous.

They've got great noses

[Me. I Am Salman]

Very mature reply :rolleyes: How old are you? Like 12?

ahahaha 15 actually :xyxwave:

[Bojangles]

Wise words from the twins.

[Callum]

ahahaha 15 actually :xyxwave:

Yeah, whatever you say Salman. :rolleyes:

We've had members before who were under 13 on the forum and they were soon banned so I expect you'll be getting your ban pretty sharpish. :xyxwave:

[Bojangles]

Don't go michaelllllllllllll

[Me. I Am Salman]

Yeah, whatever you say Salman. :rolleyes:

We've had members before who were under 13 on the forum and they were soon banned so I expect you'll be getting your ban pretty sharpish. :xyxwave:

actually the mods and admin know I'm 15 and theyre fine with it :p

[Callum]

actually the mods and admin know I'm 15 and theyre fine with it :p

Exactly what 12 year old cuda123 used to say ;) :xyxwave: Underage members always get found out, it's only a matter of time before you do.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Exactly what 12 year old cuda123 used to say ;) :xyxwave: Underage members always get found out, it's only a matter of time before you do.

one of the mods has my twitter too :hugesmile:

[MTVN]

Ok give it a rest now Callum, no need for the accusations

[Callum]

one of the mods has my twitter too :hugesmile:

Wow, Twitter is really a great way of being able to prove a member's age isn't it? :laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Wow, Twitter is really a great way of being able to prove a member's age isn't it? :laugh:

yes.
there are people in my age group who i speak to regularly, also 15-16, we talk about upcoming exams etc etc so i cant be 12
unless its all part of an elaborate scam as you say ;)
and its also my personal profile
im on it always
like i'd make a fake twitter account and be on it everyday for the sake of a forum :joker:

[Callum]

yes.
there are people in my age group who i speak to regularly, also 15-16, we talk about upcoming exams etc etc so i cant be 12
unless its all part of an elaborate scam as you say ;)

cuda123 used to make similar claims and he was still 12 so that means nothing. They always get found out in the end. :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

cuda123 used to make similar claims and he was still 12 so that means nothing. They always get found out in the end. :joker:

:sleep::sleep:

[Me. I Am Salman]

dyou want me to post my birth certificate?

[MTVN]

Ok give it a rest now Callum, no need for the accusations

.

[Callum]

:sleep::sleep:

Yep, very immature reply yet again. Then again you are probably 12 so it's not really hugely surprising.

[Me. I Am Salman]

OK bye your boring me now :xyxwave:

[Callum]

OK bye your boring me now :xyxwave:

Yep, I'm bored by your immature replies too so no loss to me. I still believe you're probably 12 and the truth will out in time.