What do gods do all day?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Serious question

I am looking at 2011, another no show and yet still people keep banging on about how their particular god is great:conf:

not one god did f-all in 2011. this is NOT good enough.

I guess they all sanctioned the Tsunami so i will give them that I guess..

[lostalex]

i drink and eat mostly. masterbation and sleep aswell. I can only speak for myself though.

[Crimson Dynamo]

i drink and eat mostly. masterbation and sleep aswell. I can only speak for myself though.

If you can only speak for your self then you are a crap god

[Jesus.]

Nothing.

[InOne]

Nothing because they don't exist.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nothing because they don't exist.


But why dont people ask this question?

Another year another mass of unthinking sheep who never question

[Niall]

I actually believe in God and I find this such a hard question to answer. I keep thinking and I can't find a suitable explanation.

I do believe he will come back at some point though. Just not in my lifetime.

[Jesus.]

I actually believe in God and I find this such a hard question to answer. I keep thinking and I can't find a suitable explanation.

I do believe he will come back at some point though. Just not in my lifetime.

Do you believe in a god that intervenes in our lives, answers prayers and set's out a path for us, or a god that started the whole process off, before retreating to become an observer?

[Niamh.]

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/05/22/photos/wk-film-bruce.jpg

[Niall]

Do you believe in a god that intervenes in our lives, answers prayers and set's out a path for us, or a god that started the whole process off, before retreating to become an observer?

I'd like to believe in the former. But it's probably the latter that's more likely.

I do kinda think that he has a part to play in our lives.. Just not in a way we might think..

[King Gizzard]

Oh great, another God doesn't exist blah blah blah zzzzz thread

Something tells me you're a very bitter person in general

[Niall]

Oh great, another God doesn't exist blah blah blah zzzzz thread

Something tells me you're a very bitter person in general

This!

[Jesus.]

Oh great, another God doesn't exist blah blah blah zzzzz thread

Something tells me you're a very bitter person in general

Who's that aimed at?

[Livia]

He listens to a bit of beseeching, does a bit of forgiving, quite a lot of head shaking, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, smites a few people, lays his vengeance on a few more... then probably knocks off to watch Big Brother because he heard Michael Madsen’s on it.

[Niamh.]

He listens to a bit of beseeching, does a bit of forgiving, quite a lot of head shaking, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, smites a few people, lays his vengeance on a few more... then probably knocks off to watch Big Brother because he heard Michael Madsen’s on it.

:laugh2:

Hope he smites Nicola

[joeysteele]

I guess if there is such a thing as God/s, then being so he/she/they will be able to do nothing whatsoever, that's why they are Gods.

[Samuel.]

He'd be able to watch all the live feed he wanted :bored:

[Novo]

I actually believe in God and I find this such a hard question to answer. I keep thinking and I can't find a suitable explanation.

I do believe he will come back at some point though. Just not in my lifetime.

That happened and it got turned into a film it's called Bruce Almighty

[Roy Mars III]

Godly ****

[Novo]

On monday nights they tend to do this

-U3MEI_sUOs

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh great, another God doesn't exist blah blah blah zzzzz thread

Something tells me you're a very bitter person in general

Is this meant to be an entry for "unintentionally ironic post of the day?"

If so then ..+1


:hugesmile:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I actually believe in God and I find this such a hard question to answer. I keep thinking and I can't find a suitable explanation.

I do believe he will come back at some point though. Just not in my lifetime.

which god do you believe in as there are many around the world?

[Stu]

In fairness how many "If God made that apple in your hand why doesn't it cure cancer? Ask your magic apple this you retarded wanker" type threads do we need?

[Crimson Dynamo]

In fairness how many "If God made that apple in your hand why doesn't it cure cancer? Ask your magic apple this you retarded wanker" type threads do we need?

Does it matter, its not like Tibb is awash with activity. I have to sound proof my keyboard when i am here or i will go deaf with the typing echo.

Religion is probably the number one topic on just about every forum like this worldwide.

It has to be a better shout than talking about The Daily Star marketing departments latest sales success...

[Me. I Am Salman]

God doesn't live in "time"
"time" is something that only applies to this universe
i know its pretty confusing and sounds impossible
but nothing is impossible with God
that is, if you believe in God.

[Crimson Dynamo]

God doesn't live in "time"
"time" is something that only applies to this universe
i know its pretty confusing and sounds impossible
but nothing is impossible with God
that is, if you believe in God.

And you know this because of what?

Please bear in mind that you are professing to have a superior knowledge to Professor Hawking at the moment..

[Mystic Mock]

I have returned guys,and no I don't get Live Feed sadly.

[Brother Leon]

Laughing at people like you.


/thread

[Me. I Am Salman]

And you know this because of what?

Please bear in mind that you are professing to have a superior knowledge to Professor Hawking at the moment..

I'm just presuming gosh :o

[Bollo]

Play boules with meteors

[Alf]

god creates everything (apparantly) including murderers, paedophiles, rapists, cancer, aids and famine. bit of an arse hole dont you think?

[Mystic Mock]

god creates everything (apparantly) including murderers, paedophiles, rapists, cancer, aids and famine. bit of an arse hole dont you think?

I have to do it because people like you wouldn't exist due to lack of space on Earth if some of these people didn't die of these illnesses,it's sad but true.:devil: