You're a drunken bitch

[headaball]

You're an abomination.

What a man. :worship:

[Niamh.]

Legend.

[Josy]

:worship:

[Ramsay]

:worship:

[Bojangles]

A fairytale of New York,all over again

[dwarling]

oh my god...I think I love him...infatuation?...

[bbfan1991]

Ooh the anomisity:worship:.

[Suze]

All Hail Mighty Michael Masden :worship:

[Pyramid*]

You're an abomination.

What a man. :worship:

oh yea....

I think he's actually worthy of a doubler....what d'ya think?

:worship::worship:

[Bollo]

A fairytale of New York,all over again

Ha ha that's exactly what I thought when they said that to each other!

[Angus]

Love that he means every word, and she's just lapping it up:joker:

[Suze]

Stuck in the Middle With You

Well I dont know why I agreed to this shi*e
Because that drunk Denise always looks for a fight,
What if I'm stuck with her til the CBB end,
That drunken harridan is driving me round the bend,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the BB house with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I can do,
I've asked BB for a chair and some rope,
Maybe a razor? Just so I can cope
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started with drink,
Seen how low you can sink,
And your coven, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that drunken woman makes no sense at all,
Is she mad trying to show me her saggy boobs
Vinnie, just what have you got me into,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

[reece(:]

:worship:

[hijaxers]

You're an abomination.

What a man. :worship:

Yeah and you're an abomination ya syphillitic piss pirate !

[hijaxers]

what a loada tripeStuck in the Middle With You

Well I dont know why I agreed to this shi*e
Because that drunk Denise always looks for a fight,
What if I'm stuck with her til the CBB end,
That drunken harridan is driving me round the bend,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the BB house with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I can do,
I've asked BB for a chair and some rope,
Maybe a razor? Just so I can cope
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started with drink,
Seen how low you can sink,
And your coven, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that drunken woman makes no sense at all,
Is she mad trying to show me her saggy boobs
Vinnie, just what have you got me into,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

[Bojangles]

Yeah and you're an abomination ya syphillitic piss pirate !


Well you've just killed this thread.

[Suze]

what a loada tripe

Awww, you didn't like it then. never mind :laugh2:

[BadBoyMcCoy]

Awww, you didn't like it then. never mind :laugh2:

I thought it was pretty good, put a smile on my face so good work!

[Suze]

I thought it was pretty good, put a smile on my face so good work!

Thanks :) It was only meant to be a bit of fun.

[Truth Teller]

Stuck in the Middle With You

Well I dont know why I agreed to this shi*e
Because that drunk Denise always looks for a fight,
What if I'm stuck with her til the CBB end,
That drunken harridan is driving me round the bend,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the BB house with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I can do,
I've asked BB for a chair and some rope,
Maybe a razor? Just so I can cope
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started with drink,
Seen how low you can sink,
And your coven, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that drunken woman makes no sense at all,
Is she mad trying to show me her saggy boobs
Vinnie, just what have you got me into,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

:joker: Good one Suze :joker:

[kisywisy]

:worship:all hail michael masden: the speaker of truth:worship:

[the truth]

Stuck in the Middle With You

Well I dont know why I agreed to this shi*e
Because that drunk Denise always looks for a fight,
What if I'm stuck with her til the CBB end,
That drunken harridan is driving me round the bend,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the BB house with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I can do,
I've asked BB for a chair and some rope,
Maybe a razor? Just so I can cope
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started with drink,
Seen how low you can sink,
And your coven, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that drunken woman makes no sense at all,
Is she mad trying to show me her saggy boobs
Vinnie, just what have you got me into,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

:xyxwave:GENIUS

[joeysteele]

Stuck in the Middle With You

Well I dont know why I agreed to this shi*e
Because that drunk Denise always looks for a fight,
What if I'm stuck with her til the CBB end,
That drunken harridan is driving me round the bend,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the BB house with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I can do,
I've asked BB for a chair and some rope,
Maybe a razor? Just so I can cope
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started with drink,
Seen how low you can sink,
And your coven, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that drunken woman makes no sense at all,
Is she mad trying to show me her saggy boobs
Vinnie, just what have you got me into,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Great post again Suze,I love it.
You should send it off to BB for bbbots, they could get Andrew Stone or someone to perform it one night.

Well thought out, you are truly on form today with your posts.

[Roy Mars III]

Amazing. :worship:

[Scotty07]

You're an abomination.

What a man. :worship:

And he had her coat on when he said it.:laugh3:

[Bojangles]

Well done Suze,I'd like Pete Burns to sing it,but there's the problem with copyright over the music.BBBOTS might be able to sort it.

[the truth]

michaels nom
denise- (4 words) pretentious, incomprehensible, drunken, bitch
end of....meanwhile she bables in endlessly saying nothing

[Shaun]

Suze :love:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

:xyxwave:GENIUS

Are you and forum member "truth teller" the same person?

[Mystic Mock]

Are you and forum member "truth teller" the same person?

Truth Teller is a woman I think Daniel-Lewis so the answer is no.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Truth Teller is a woman I think Daniel-Lewis so the answer is no.

:thumbs:

[Gillian-73]

Stuck in the Middle With You

Well I dont know why I agreed to this shi*e
Because that drunk Denise always looks for a fight,
What if I'm stuck with her til the CBB end,
That drunken harridan is driving me round the bend,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the BB house with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I can do,
I've asked BB for a chair and some rope,
Maybe a razor? Just so I can cope
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started with drink,
Seen how low you can sink,
And your coven, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that drunken woman makes no sense at all,
Is she mad trying to show me her saggy boobs
Vinnie, just what have you got me into,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Lol suze! i like it! very good :)

[Crimson Dynamo]

the guy is a jerk. no real man would say that to a woman. does he not get where he is ffs. he is a bully and a bairn.

[Patricia4]

He's a real man that's him telling the truth.

[Crimson Dynamo]

He's a real man that's him telling the truth.

I real man that smokes like a teenager and could not run 100 yards, sleeps all day, cannot deal with Denise, can barely stand up straight and works out using girls aerobic weights

lol. he is a pussy of the highest order:joker:

[wendywillow]

I real man that smokes like a teenager and could not run 100 yards, sleeps all day, cannot deal with Denise, can barely stand up straight and works out using girls aerobic weights

lol. he is a pussy of the highest order:joker:


i've seen him staand up straight at least once! (the girl weights part was funny though) :blush:

[Livia]

I love it when he talks dirty...

[Ammi]

I love it when he talks dirty...

Jeez, I know, that conversation was cut show...I was just getting excited

[Livia]

Jeez, I know, that conversation was cut show...I was just getting excited

I want it as my ring tone!

[Ammi]

I want it as my ring tone!

...LOL that may be inappropriate where I work...not the ring tone...my reaction

[Livia]

...LOL that may be inappropriate where I work...not the ring tone...my reaction

It's be perfect for where I work. It's always sex with the Tories...

[Ammi]

It's be perfect for where I work. It's always sex with the Tories...

Oh yes, of course...I expect the employment contracts are drawn up by Ann Summer

[Livia]

Oh yes, of course...I expect the employment contracts are drawn up by Ann Summer

I could tell you stories that would make your hair curl... but a gagging order prevents me. And that isn't a pun.

[Ammi]

I could tell you stories that would make your hair curl... but a gagging order prevents me. And that isn't a pun.

Haha..I could imagine..but I don't want to....unless it involves Michael

[Livia]

Haha..I could imagine..but I don't want to....unless it involves Michael

... Portillo.

[the truth]

the guy is a jerk. no real man would say that to a woman. does he not get where he is ffs. he is a bully and a bairn.

hes 100% real man unlike the spineless men who simply agree with all women 100% of the time simply to keep the peace or get sex a few times a week...madsen gives people a chance but when they get physically and verbally abusive regularly not to mention become nasty drunkards then at some stage in a confined space, he has the right to defend himself and he has. he is 100% real man and he is THE man.

[fruit_cake]

oh give it a rest Truthy

[Crimson Dynamo]

hes 100% real man unlike the spineless men who simply agree with all women 100% of the time simply to keep the peace or get sex a few times a week...madsen gives people a chance but when they get physically and verbally abusive regularly not to mention become nasty drunkards then at some stage in a confined space, he has the right to defend himself and he has. he is 100% real man and he is THE man.

sigh, yes calling her a bitch to impress people half his age is really, really impressive

[the truth]

sigh, yes calling her a bitch to impress people half his age is really, really impressive

shes not half his age. would you rather he let her walk all over him absuing him and hitting him crying in the corner? is that what you call a man? she is a bitch and a bully and nees to be told so until she changes her ways

[the truth]

oh give it a rest Truthy

yet another non contribution from you, pathetic

[Ammi]

... Portillo.

....Portillo..
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHQ-UF7z0HN8fnFFEYCQ973ehFQ2KUr9wcI3CEXm64adPg3M8i

[daniel-lewis-1985]

hes 100% real man unlike the spineless men who simply agree with all women 100% of the time simply to keep the peace or get sex a few times a week...madsen gives people a chance but when they get physically and verbally abusive regularly not to mention become nasty drunkards then at some stage in a confined space, he has the right to defend himself and he has. he is 100% real man and he is THE man.

:joker:

[the truth]

:joker:

glad you agree..maybe youre manning up:joker:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

glad you agree..maybe youre manning up:joker:

That wasnt me agreeing that was me laughing at a delusional post.

#JustSaying

[the truth]

That wasnt me agreeing that was me laughing at a delusional post.

#JustSaying

Dont worry Im fully aware how insincere your every word is...ps sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.:xyxwave:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Dont worry Im fully aware how insincere your every word is...ps sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.:xyxwave:

Im naked

[the truth]

Im naked

mind u dont stain the carpet watching loose women

[daniel-lewis-1985]

mind u dont stain the carpet watching loose women

To late sorry my shag pile carpet got very very wet.

[the truth]

To late sorry my shag pile carpet got very very wet.

I find your crudeness offensive to the women on here

[Incensed]

I find your crudeness offensive to the women on here

Then maybe you shouldn't have made the comment that led to the response!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I find your crudeness offensive to the women on here

No you dont lol.

[Josy]

Right don't turn this thread into another argument, it's beyond ridiculous now

[Lostie!]

I love Michael ... but you clearly don't have to do much to be a legend to you guys. Easily pleased much? :o