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What a bloated egotistical moron Kirk is eh.
He has a face like a swollen toad's yet still thinks he's Mr perfect for the girls.
The way he treats them takes us decent men back to the prehistoric times where men clubbed there women over the head before dragging them off.
Kirk is a complete tool, we should point and laugh at him everytime we see him. He needs ridiculed by everyone for being such a knob..
Well said Georgia when she told him to **** off before giving one of the best ever reasons for nominating someone.
Kirk, "he's a bellend":joker:
Jesus.
17-01-2012, 10:36 AM
You have a gun with only one bullet. On the wall to your left, is Aaron, on the wall to your right, is Kirk.
Who do you shoot?
Razor
17-01-2012, 10:38 AM
Kirk is a prize muppet.
You have a gun with only one bullet. On the wall to your left, is Aaron, on the wall to your right, is Kirk.
Who do you shoot?
Myself if I'm ever stupid enough to end up in a room with those pair of arseholes.
Jesus.
17-01-2012, 10:53 AM
Myself if I'm ever stupid enough to end up in a room with those pair of arseholes.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PX7fseE4voc/THKgo90ZE9I/AAAAAAAAAEo/otHsqf3Qhc4/s1600/make+it+so_2.jpg
chuff me dizzy
17-01-2012, 10:59 AM
Parminion ,i agree with you !!!!!!!! what a tosspot Kirk is, hes not even good looking, no personality and always playing pocket billiards
maryse12
17-01-2012, 11:09 AM
Agreed he is a dickhead
Agreed he is a dickhead
I'll second that assessment ! :xyxwave:
Patricia4
17-01-2012, 11:33 AM
Parminion ,i agree with you !!!!!!!! what a tosspot Kirk is, hes not even good looking, no personality and always playing pocket billiards
:joker:
Kate!
17-01-2012, 11:44 AM
I actually agree, he's a complete knob, and he was actually my favourite on launch night. We live and learn eh?
pixee
17-01-2012, 11:57 AM
He is a tool.
chuff me dizzy
17-01-2012, 11:59 AM
He is a tool.
Most tools are useful, hes just a waste of space !! :joker:
pixee
17-01-2012, 12:00 PM
Most tools are useful, hes just a waste of space !! :joker:
Good point.
Livia
17-01-2012, 12:35 PM
You have a gun with only one bullet. On the wall to your left, is Aaron, on the wall to your right, is Kirk.
Who do you shoot?
If I'm close enough with a high enough calibre, and I can get them to stand one behind the other, I'm guessing I could do you a two for one.
Jesus.
17-01-2012, 12:42 PM
If I'm close enough with a high enough calibre, and I can get them to stand one behind the other, I'm guessing I could do you a two for one.
You can't. That's why I specifically set one to the left, and one to the right.
Livia
17-01-2012, 12:42 PM
You can't. That's why I specifically set one to the left, and one to the right.
Kirk then. Can I still pistol-whip Aaron? Oh, go on...
waterhog
17-01-2012, 12:45 PM
What a bloated egotistical moron Kirk is eh.
He has a face like a swollen toad's yet still thinks he's Mr perfect for the girls.
The way he treats them takes us decent men back to the prehistoric times where men clubbed there women over the head before dragging them off.
Kirk is a complete tool, we should point and laugh at him everytime we see him. He needs ridiculed by everyone for being such a knob..
Well said Georgia when she told him to **** off before giving one of the best ever reasons for nominating someone.
Kirk, "he's a bellend":joker:
i totally agree with you - but i have a feeling he will attract even more silly ladys dum enough to fall for him and will have a even bigger following lol
HBB1508
17-01-2012, 01:13 PM
He is a complete muppet - can't syand him at all.
Cant stick Kirk, he's a sleazeball.
reece(:
17-01-2012, 03:47 PM
he's an utter creep
the truth
17-01-2012, 04:19 PM
What a bloated egotistical moron Kirk is eh.
He has a face like a swollen toad's yet still thinks he's Mr perfect for the girls.
The way he treats them takes us decent men back to the prehistoric times where men clubbed there women over the head before dragging them off.
Kirk is a complete tool, we should point and laugh at him everytime we see him. He needs ridiculed by everyone for being such a knob..
Well said Georgia when she told him to **** off before giving one of the best ever reasons for nominating someone.
Kirk, "he's a bellend":joker:
him and denise are both profoundly sexist in their own disturbing ways.
But its more socially acceptable to call kirk out that denise. well I flout political correctness and say the truth. theyre both a nightmare. totally insecure and totally sexist imho
I'd say he was the tip, shaft and balls.
Me. I Am Salman
17-01-2012, 04:20 PM
he's a big nob indeed
Brother Leon
17-01-2012, 04:28 PM
What a great guy :idc:
Would be epic if he wins just to see the reaction from his haters.
Vicky.
17-01-2012, 04:39 PM
Cant stand him :bored:
Me. I Am Salman
17-01-2012, 04:56 PM
An arse too
Cheddarcakes
17-01-2012, 04:58 PM
I'll borrow a line from Red Dwarf , Kirk is a ....SMEGHEAD!
Good to know I'm not alone.
Actrually I have met his dad and believe me he is nothing like his son. I hope he's ashamed of the rubber faced twat.
Scotty07
17-01-2012, 08:20 PM
Kinky Kirk is like a really boring version of Jay. I couldn't stand Jay either, but he was still my fourth favourite housemate of BB12 for entertainment value.
thesheriff443
17-01-2012, 08:21 PM
i would shoot kirk, and use my bare hands on the bearded lady.
nim136
17-01-2012, 08:48 PM
Lukswise hes a cross between a frog and a pig, personality-wise hes a dirty, smelly donkey :)
Me. I Am Salman
17-01-2012, 08:53 PM
http://www.aquinohayquienladre.com/index_archivos/image2008.jpg
kirk resembles a frog so much pmsl.
Jackie
17-01-2012, 08:55 PM
A big penis lol
Brother Leon
17-01-2012, 10:36 PM
2328: Kirk is leading a sing-along to old skool UK Garage anthems... #bbuklive #CBB
He has good taste in music :idc:
Bojangles
17-01-2012, 10:38 PM
Kirk the original Richard Cranium.
Jedwardhater
17-01-2012, 10:52 PM
Kirk is a legend in his own mind.
sexyb4ck
17-01-2012, 11:35 PM
kirk is a spoilt little boy his dad has gave him everything he wants
rogerb
18-01-2012, 06:48 AM
Cant stand him :bored:
he is no good to me, no good to you, he is just a waste of good food and drink.
maryse12
18-01-2012, 07:10 AM
Get him out!
camertone
18-01-2012, 10:13 PM
kirk is a spoiled brat. he treats women like ****, i feel sorry for his whoever his gf was, or is..
reece(:
18-01-2012, 10:18 PM
he needs to go on friday
vortex
19-01-2012, 03:30 AM
I really cant stand Kirk, such a douchebag, I feel bad for the girl he said he wants to marry, she must be so emabarrased now.
SourMango
19-01-2012, 02:21 PM
Kirk is a pathetic excuse for a penis.
Livia
19-01-2012, 02:27 PM
Kirk looks like an experiment to morph PeeWee Herman into Lee Evans, and he's ended up with the very worst physical characteristics of both of them.
mizzy25
19-01-2012, 02:30 PM
so pleased people agree with me that he looks like a frog. so why the papers say hunky kirk are they blind???
Vicky.
19-01-2012, 02:32 PM
I dont think hes attractive at all...I actually laughed when Brian said on opening night that he was eye candy or whatever.
Only goodlooking bloke in there (for me) is Romeo :love:
Visage
19-01-2012, 04:05 PM
Hopefully his time in the house will come to a full stop tomorrow night.
Bojangles
19-01-2012, 04:10 PM
Lukswise hes a cross between a frog and a pig, personality-wise hes a dirty, smelly donkey :)
Please don't insult pigs,frogs or donkey's.
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