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The Penguin
19-01-2012, 06:33 PM
Here's an approximation of what the housemates REALLY wanted to say in the face to face nominations

For the housemates who nominated Michael their reasoning was - I am too chicken to nominate a second person who I actually want to go so I'll go for the obvious choice, Michael, since he's the official bad guy of the house and he can take it since he's not an insecure nobody and everyone else will nominate him so I'll just be one of many who nominated him

Natalie nominating twins - they aren't in my little coven and they are younger, prettier and more confident than me

Nicola nominating twins - same as Natalie

Romeo nominating Frankie - he's a pervert and I never thought it was cool, oh and the ladies will think I'm sensitive if I say this

Frankie nominating Romeo - he nominated me so I quickly changed from Natalie to him

Frankie nominating twins - they call me out for being an immature little pervert and they don't think it's cute or funny like the dumb slappers I usually hang out with

Kirk nominating twins - they don't recognise me as Gods gift to women so there must be something wrong with them

Michael nominating Denise - exactly as he said it

Michael nominating Nicola - she's a fake breasted bimbo who keeps crying

Twins nominating Kirk - he's a pathetic weasel who thinks hot girls like us are put in here for him and he made Georgia cry

Twins nominating Natalie - she's an ugly self righteous bitch who probably hates us because we are so hot

Gareth nominating twins - they are younger and prettier than me

Denise nominating twins - they are the only non-Michael person who see me as I really am, a drunken old mess

Me. I Am Salman
19-01-2012, 06:40 PM
Frankie : I don't care about this twist as long as I don't have to shower

the truth
19-01-2012, 06:42 PM
all the girls....how can I make th emost money from all this
gareth thomas ....how can i try and make myself out to be a genuine sincere person without actually being genuine and sincere
romeo...sorry I dont think hes engaged his brain at all
kirk...if it doesnt involve crudeness he doesnt seem to be alive
denise how can i hatchet michael mercilessly , destroy him and then find more innocent victims
natalie- how can i find any trivial excuse to vote out the men? I know Ill ask the witches
nicola- I cant justify choosing micheal either its pure self interest so ill tell him to go to his family...family talk will make me cry and appear caring and compassionate...but all her tears are for herself

Me. I Am Salman
19-01-2012, 06:44 PM
Denise : Urgh how long is this task, there's a pair of tits waiting to be let out

reece(:
19-01-2012, 06:47 PM
OP: the twins didnt nominate denise, but good reason :joker:

Jake.
19-01-2012, 07:09 PM
Here's an approximation of what the housemates REALLY wanted to say in the face to face nominations

For the housemates who nominated Michael their reasoning was - I am too chicken to nominate a second person who I actually want to go so I'll go for the obvious choice, Michael, since he's the official bad guy of the house and he can take it since he's not an insecure nobody and everyone else will nominate him so I'll just be one of many who nominated him

Natalie nominating twins - they aren't in my little coven and they are younger, prettier and more confident than me

Nicola nominating twins - same as Natalie

Romeo nominating Frankie - he's a pervert and I never thought it was cool, oh and the ladies will think I'm sensitive if I say this

Frankie nominating Romeo - he nominated me so I quickly changed from Natalie to him

Frankie nominating twins - they call me out for being an immature little pervert and they don't think it's cute or funny like the dumb slappers I usually hang out with

Kirk nominating twins - they don't recognise me as Gods gift to women so there must be something wrong with them

Michael nominating Denise - exactly as he said it

Michael nominating Nicola - she's a fake breasted bimbo who keeps crying

Twins nominating Kirk - he's a pathetic weasel who thinks hot girls like us are put in here for him and he made Georgia cry

Twins nominating Natalie - she's an ugly self righteous bitch who probably hates us because we are so hot

Gareth nominating twins - they are younger and prettier than me

Denise nominating twins - they are the only non-Michael person who see me as I really am, a drunken old mess

So, apart from Michael, you dislike eveybody?

The Penguin
19-01-2012, 07:27 PM
So, apart from Michael, you dislike eveybody?

I was just saying what I assume the housemates really think of the people they nominated
I wasn't talking about who I like or don't like

personally though I like Michael, Romeo and the twins
Gareth is ok too

the truth
19-01-2012, 07:31 PM
this is a genius thread..bravo to the penguin