Tibb does The Bachelor: Final Challenge posted for Holly, Fleur and Amber.

[Kate!]

VOTING IS NOW OPEN

Good Luck Ladies :hugesmile:

The Challenge has been completed, all entries are posted below in the thread.

Rules:

Don't vote before all entries are posted, your votes will be VOID - you need to look at the entries individually please and vote for the best effort(s) in your opinion.

You may vote for a maximum of 3 out of the 4 semi finalists. Except for the Bachelor and myself who may vote for as many as we wish :p

The Bachelor as always will get the final say (see post 12)

The Vote will be a Public Vote and will end at midnight on Sunday, providing a good response has been received. Please do vote, these contestants have worked very hard, and would also like your feedback comments in the thread, thanks :)

[Glenn.]

:amazed:

[Kate!]

Amber Gashflap

Valentines Card.

Front
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Inside
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Comments

Comments on Fleur.

The girl is a proper slag. She bangs on about how she doesn't like men that are only after one thing, but it didn't stop her copping off with a barman when the girls went out together one night.
If the Bachelor was to choose this girl, he would have to watch his back because the girl is filth. She looks down her nose at everyone, and she outright bullied Diana de lan Bout to the point she couldn't cope with the pressure. She makes fun of me and brings up Gnome-gate every time she see fit. I think she's a horrible person.

Comments on Holly

I honestly don't know why she's here. She's actually a married woman. She's a lovely lady and I get on with her really well. We just click. But I'm here to win the Bachelors heart and he doesn't deserve to have it broken because Holly's not getting it at home. While I'm here, I'll be brutally honest. Her toenails are rank and her breath is rancid. I've nothing against the girl, I just don't think she's right for the Bachelor. She came out of the shower one morning and straightened her pubic hair. Something her husband must like her doing at home.


Comments on Suzy

She's in cahoots with Fleur, and both went behind the Bachelors back with the same barman. I mean, have they no dignity? If anything she's worse than Fleur with the bitchy insults and taking the mickey out of me with what my ex boyfriend did to me. She brought a Garden Gnome and placed it on my pillow for when I woke up. I heard her after and she said she hated me that much she was going to rape me with it so I would have a breakdown and make me withdraw from the competition.

I've heard her say on a number of occasions that she's only interested in the Magazine Deals that she thinks will follow. The girl is a tramp.


Why the Bachelor should choose me.

I think the Bachelor should pick me because I genuinely think we are made for each other. We both share a desire to travel and we have a taste for the finer things in life, whilst being grounded as well. We have so much in common. To music to ambitions. We are a match made in heaven. I know I can make him happy in more ways than he could possibly imagine. He is the perfect man and his heart is pure.[/

[Kate!]

Fleur Teelicious

Front


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Why should the Bachelor pick me Fleur, over those three stunning ladies? How can I speak for the Bachelor? He must make this tough decision alone. He has to be sure he has found the right person, After what I have discovered about the three remaining ladies I would hope that he would pick me, I fear the other three would only be using him to gain some kind of celebrity status, although why I’m a little unsure.


Amber.
I remember the first time I met Amber, I thought OMG she’s going to win this hands down. She’s by far the best looking girl to ever grace my presence and she has a wonderful smile. It was interesting watching her grow; I never thought she would be as spiteful as she has been during this game. I saw her recently bitching about Holly, accusing her of sabotaging Suzy’s evening in with the Bachelor. Apparently Holly changed her music selection and spiked her desert. Thankfully the Bachelor declined his desert that night, which worked out well for both Suzy and the Bachelor.

Holly.
I refuse to believe the lies and gossip that others have said about her I’m 100% sure she isn’t carrying any STDs with her. Although there was that smell…. (Behave Fleur it was probably nothing) and I also don’t believe she spiked Suzy’s desert. I found Holly to be a wonderful confident, someone who I could really open up to. What I hadn’t realised was how she had been using me to get to Suzy. I couldn’t believe she told Suzy I had had those wet dreams about her, the Bachelor and myself. I told her that in confidence. Apparently it came as no surprise to me when I learned that Juliet de Rose was removed from the competition. I can’t prove anything, but I did hear from Amber that Holly had stuffed all Juliet’s knickers with itching powder, the poor girl was in causality all evening as the doctors tried everything in their power to suck everything up from Juliet’s vagina.

Suzy.
Now what a little minx she turned out to be. I have always answered to my first name Fleur and hadn’t realised Titfanny had been doing the rounds. It turned out Suzy had changed my surname during the auditions process. My surname is Teelicious and not Titfanny, if my Mother could see me now. I feel all embarrassed. I’ll not forget that time I stayed up with her all night because she was too embarrassed to go to the hospital. I told her not to shove that pocket vibrator up her backside. It didn’t take long for her bum to swallow the whole damn thing. The lengths I went to that evening to retrieve that vibrator from her backside. I can’t even bring myself to writing down the full details.

On a side note, I feel blessed to be in the semi-finals, with these three beautifully stunning ladies. Yes they have all tried a few dirty tricks, but I can’t really hold that against them. They are very clever young ladies and I don’t know how the Bachelor will be able to pick a winner.

Into every generation she is born: one girl in the entire world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight other contestants, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number.

She is the Bachelor’s chosen one.
Fleur Teelicious XX

[Kate!]

Holly Bush

Valentine Card

Front :

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Inside :

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My critique of the other girls :

Fleur Titfanny :

I feel Fleur might be lying to both you and your poor mother. I think this because when answering your mothers question in the last challenge, she said this :

2 Do you believe in staying pure until after marriage and why?

I certainly do believe in staying pure. One of the main reasons I want to marry the Bachelor is so he can take my virginity. Marriage is not just about commitment, but it’s also about taking one’s virginity away, and this Bachelor definitely has what it takes, to take away my virginity. The Bachelor deserves the very purest of angels and I believe I am just that.

But

If you read back through her diary excerpts she says :

First time drunk! I was 14 years old and what a night that was. We partied till early hours in the morning, everyone laughed and danced like they were true celebrities. Later I woke up in bed with my best friend, we were undressed and not fully aware of what we might have done to each other. We haven't spoken of that night since then, but I have never forgotten how special it felt the following
morning.

And :

My 21st birthday was in Ibiza where we did things on the basis of what happens there stays there. Although I was tempted to go back a few more times and re-live that particular pleasure, being the loyal person I am, I stayed true to my word.

I fear that she is trying to win you over by promising her virginity to you and it sounds to me like that is long gone :shocked:

Amber Gashflap :

Firstly, I think it's disrespectful to not want to win over your mother, she's the most important woman in a mans life and should be won over, also, why would she have to be dishonest in order to win your mother over? :suspect: she said this in answer to one of your mothers questions :

I wouldn't want to try and win the Bachelor's mum over, I think its a little dishonest, and it would mean me trying to convey an image and a personality that isn't me.

Also, I heard she got Gonorrhea from that garden gnome :shocked:

My 21st was a completely different story. I was being raped by a crooked hatted gnome in a shed in Bromley.

I also think it's hypocritical of her to list honesty as one of the qualities she looks for in a man :

1. What three aspects do you look for most in a guy?

I look for honesty, generosity and understanding.

When, she lied to to your sister-in-law in the previous question :bored:

2. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

Never. I'm a legal being. Never broke the law.

3. When was the last time you told a lie?

Just now

Suzy Layton :

Firstly, I think it's horrific sign of character for a person to steal from children, I was gobsmacked when I read this :shocked: :

4 What are your feelings on kids - because I want grandchidren by the way and you can forget our day out if you're thinking otherwise?

I love children, I worked in a Creche, but I got kicked out for stealing a toy frying pan, oops.

Also, I fear she may only be interested in you for financial gain, as she lets slip in this diary excerpt :

Hopes, dreams and ambitions Diary I must confess, I have been thinking about the future. I want to marry a handsome rich bachelor and have his babies.

and proves it again in her answer to your friend Marcos question :

1 What three aspects do you look for most in a guy?

Big Dick
Money
Good looks.

Christmas is a joyous and magical time of the year, I would worry that your Christmases would be awful with Suzy, as she says in her diary :

Family Christmas's What do I think of Christmas, oh Diary. Christmas, EW, no. Not in the Layton house-hold!!!


I really didn't like her encouraging your brother to cheat on Darlene either :shocked:


2) After this process, you are picked as the winner, but you find texts from the girl who finished second on his phone. Nothing sexy from him to her, but you can tell her texts to him are flirty. How do you deal with this?

I'd get you to sort her out Gerard, you'd be my brother in law, you could give her a good seeing too :wink:

So there you go Ben, I think you should choose me over these 3 girls because I just don't think they're good enough for you and won't treat you the way you deserve to be treated with honesty, love and loyalty.

Holly xx

[Kate!]

Suzy Layton

Valentine Card

Front:

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Inside:

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Happy Valentines Day Gorgeous ;)
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Bachelor (B)e Mine...

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No-one can hold a candle to you!
:kiss: Bachelor B, I can't tell you how much I've loved being in this competition, you've made me feel like a special girl over the past couple of weeks, :blush2: I don't know what I'd do if I was thrown out now, I'd be heartbroken, devastated, BETRAYED, but you're a sweetheart and I knew you could never do that to me :love: :love:


Much Love Suzy L.


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Critique

Holly Bush - Seriously, who is this tart? I’ve had to put up with her for the past few weeks, does she not know how to dress herself properly, she’s nothing but a skunk, seriously Bachelor B, the only night of passion you’d get from this one is her applying cream to your genitals when you find out you’ve contracted genital warts from the filthy cow, I mean she’s a lovely girl, but she should really visit her chemist more often and not confine in me for a girly chat in the evenings anymore, oh and she doesn’t know where Brazil is, silly bitch.

Fleur Titfanny- God, with a face like hers, no wonder she got bullied at school, oh and I won’t even mention the smell, does she not have a clue what deodorant is? SHE REEKS, but anyway bar the smell and the brick like face, she seems to have done well for herself making it this far in the conversation, some guys must have a fetish for this sort of stuff if they keep voting for her over the likes of me, not that I’m jealous or anything, I know to shower more than once a week.

Amber Gashflap- Amber Gashflap LOL, what a funny name, it certainly isn’t most ironic considering she gets around more than the goddess that is Katie Price herself, this bitch is just a grade A *****-bag, with minimal talent and minimal personality, she is just in the show because she’s going to get the filthy perverts that watch this show hard for once in their womanless lives.

So in closing, Bachelor B knows I’m far more special than these girls, because not only do I shower once a day, I don’t need to have a personality transplant to give him a good time, he knows what to do at the end of the day, he’s a wise man, I’d just need to let him know, WEAR A CONDOM if you choose one of the other girls.

[Kate!]

Voting open :D

[Glenn.]

Voted Gashflap and Suzy :worship:

[Benjamin]

:laugh3:

I love all four responses, very witty and amusing all of them. This will be a tough decision.

[Black Dagger]

That was beyond hilarious... I'm PMSL here xD

[Glenn.]

:laugh2: @ All of them. Talk about bitchy :joker:

[Kate!]

Bachelor....you as always will get the final say, I will add this to the OP as well. You will choose between the two lowest scoring ladies for a place in the final ok?

Followers of the game, put the link in your sig if you like, I would love plenty of votes for this, the contestants deserve them :)

[Glenn.]

Gonna bump this to get some votes in.

Come on guys get voting!! :D

[Black Dagger]

:laugh2: @ All of them. Talk about bitchy :joker:

They're so vile, talk about stirring it up :joker:

[Suze]

Voted. They are all brilliant :D But decided to stick to voting just two. Don't want just the one feeling left out. Very close though, harder to decide this time. How the Bachelor is going to pick his winner, I don't know.

[Ammi]

They're all very good....but one lady had been standing out for me recently. I love the homemade touch of Holly's card and the poem..she's an observant lady and has done her research on her rivals......and she used spoilers...I love spoilers.
If I were the batchelor....Holly Bush would be the only one for me, so I am just giving one vote

[Glenn.]

They're so vile, talk about stirring it up :joker:

:laugh2: This game is class

[Kate!]

Keeping it bumped :D

Vote please.

[Black Dagger]

Another bump.

We'd love it if you could vote =).

[Kate!]

Bump again.

111 views, only 11 people have voted.

It's like getting blood out of a stone, vote please!

[Brother Leon]

Whoever are playing these roles I salute you :worship:

[Kate!]

Teasers:

1 Of the remaining contestants, 3 are male and only 1 is actually female.

2 The title of the final challenge is "Heaven Scent".

Please keep voting.

Ant, you have voted for all 4 contestants, read the OP please :)

[Glenn.]

Amber FTW!!

[Kate!]

Salman, you have also voted for all 4 players

- sigh -

read the first post and then let me know again who you want to vote for, you can't vote for them all.

Ant, could you do the same please?

[Kate!]

Bump for more votes

[Glenn.]

Nearly 200 views and only 15 votes. :bored:


Come on people. Get voting!

[Kate!]

Nearly 200 views and only 15 votes. :bored:


Come on people. Get voting!

Agree with you Glenn, and I am sure the 4 contestants do as well, I have seen people post polls on here about what they should have for their tea ! that got more voters than this :bored:

Vote, damm you, lol. :D

(doing my dammedest for the contestants)

[Kate!]

Am gonna bump this constantly till close of play.

Lets get every contestant at least into double figures.

[Glenn.]

Agree with you Glenn, and I am sure the 4 contestants do as well, I have seen people post polls on here about what they should have for their tea ! that got more voters than this :bored:

Vote, damm you, lol. :D

(doing my dammedest for the contestants)

Yeah I know :joker:

[Kate!]

Bump

[Brother Leon]

I just voted for all of them. I genuinely couldn't bring myself to choose one :( Sorry Kate.



Errm....Gashflap & Suzy. Their images :joker:

[Kate!]

Bump

[Gillian-73]

Hope i'm not to late but just voted :-) looks like fun!

[Kate!]

Good morning all. Well I can't say I am overwhelmed with the voting figures :bored: despite extending the deadline. However, at noon I shall be taking a final vote count and then our Bachelor must decide which of the bottom 2 will make the final with the top 2 :)

Back soon.

[Glenn.]

Amber :lovedup:

[Kate!]

Ok, vote over.

Holly and Fleur, congratulations. You are both through to the final! Woo hoo! :D

Suzy and Amber, you must now await the Bachelor's decision. One of you will shortly be joining Holly and Fleur in the final, keep an eye on your profiles!!

The Bachelor must make his decision and pm me with it. I shall then reveal to him the identity of the eliminee, and he will post a black rose on her profile.

The announcement will also be made in here, at the Bachelor's leisure. It's a big decision, so you may have a bit of a wait.

Good luck ladies.....

[Marc]

This one Kate?

[Marc]

Oops re-opened.

Poll closed. my bad

[Kate!]

The ladies, Suzy and Amber, are in torment, floods of tears and their hotel rooms have been trashed, they don't want to leave the competition and are venting. Good job this show is sponsored, I am not paying the bloody bill for their tantrums...

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:D :D

[Black Dagger]

Holly making you all fall for her 'bush' :bored:

[Glenn.]

:shocked:

Amber has to go through.

[Kate!]

Just awaiting the Bachelor's announcement.

The eliminated contestant will be interviewed on Tibb Tv at 4pm.

[Benjamin]

I have made my decison. The lady leaving the competiton this time is...


Suzy. It has been fun getting to know you but alas the smell from your vagina really did put me off you nearer the end. I wish you good luck with the future and a scent free vadge, ;)

[Kate!]

I have made my decison. The lady leaving the competiton this time is...


Suzy. It has been fun getting to know you but alas the smell from your vagina really did put me off you nearer the end. I wish you good luck with the future and a scent free vadge, ;)

:hugesmile::hugesmile:

Aw, alas. Time to say goodbye to the fragrant and delectable Suzy Layton, created and portrayed by our very own Black Dagger aka Lucas.

Lucas, thank you so much for taking part, you have been very very entertaining, I think the Bachelor did fall in love with you just a little teensy bit. I'm sure this isn't the last the world will hear of Suzy Layton*.

Suzy..... Sassy, unique, zesty and er.... yummy ?! Farewell......

*Suzy will be interviewed at 4pm on Tibb TV. See you there...:hugesmile:

[Roy Mars III]

I have made my decison. The lady leaving the competiton this time is...


Suzy. It has been fun getting to know you but alas the smell from your vagina really did put me off you nearer the end. I wish you good luck with the future and a scent free vadge, ;)

Talk about hitting a girl when she's down

[Kate!]

Talk about hitting a girl when she's down

He's not very romantic is he? :nono:

[Black Dagger]

Talk about hitting a girl when she's down

Suzy was too good for him anyway, she'll be far more famous than him and the tart he chooses :idc:

[Brother Leon]

I have some good news.

Myself & Lia will be getting married soon :dance: :p

[Kate!]

I have some good news.

Myself & Lia will be getting married soon :dance: :p

I expect an invite :hugesmile:

Watch out for Suzy's interview, in a minute... :D

[Glenn.]

Well done Lucas for making it this far.


Well done Gashflap :worship:

[Kate!]

Finalists....here is your challenge.

"Heaven Scent"

You must create both a perfume for yourself and an aftershave for the Bachelor. Design the bottle, do a brief write up about the products and name them. No set deadline, roughly 24 hours, if you need more just let me know :)

(You may use Google images for nice "bottles" if you wish)

One person will be eliminated after this, leaving two for a final head to head. This is the last actual challenge though.

[Suze]

Well done Lucas for making it this far.


Well done Gashflap :worship:

You are totally besotted with GashFlap, Glenn :laugh2:

If the Bachelor doesn't snag her, will it be wedding number two? :joker: Get your Cilla hat at the ready, Kate :D

Congrats to Anton and Lia/Mollie :joker:

[Suze]

Have you purchased the ring yet, Bachelor? If so, any chance of a sneak peek ;) I would also like to see the ring you have bought Lia please, Anton :)

Also will the Bachelor be taking the lucky lady's surname and become either Ben Bush, Teelicious, or GashFlap :joker:

Also, bad luck for missing out on the final BD, somehow methinks you might have had a lucky escape :joker: but you played a blinder anyway :)

[Kate!]

Ben Bush!

oh Suze, you do make me laugh.

:laugh2:

[Brother Leon]

Lia will be getting the finest ring possible. I will wait for the series to end before I show everyone. Don't want to steal the Bachelor's spotlight now ;) :p

[Kate!]

Lucky Lia

:D

[Benjamin]

Ben Teelicious. :laugh3:

Also, a gentleman never shows his ring in public. ;)

[Kate!]

Well, we have mentioned Ben Bush and Ben Teelicious, so in the interests of equality, I have to offer Ben Gashflap up for consideration :D

[Black Dagger]

Lucky Lia

:D

She's so lucky that Lia has denied any confirmation of this to Suzy earlier today :wink:

[Kate!]

Lia is keeping it hush hush, I think Lia and Anton are in talks for various deals, hosting a spin-off show may be in the pipeline, keep your eyes peeled ;)