The most dumbest thing that you've done

[Me. I Am Salman]

In August i was fooling around with my mates on top of a shop building (which was about 1 floor high) during midnight and I didn't notice that there was a sun roof. I jumped around and fell through the sun roof, shattering the glass. Luckily the sun roof wasn't that wide, just a tiny bit wider than the width of my body, so I held on with my elbows screaming for help. As there was a giant airvent next to this roof I thought below me was a mechanical fan, and if I let go I thought i would have been shredded to pieces. Luckily 2 of my mates grabbed me out and when I looked what was down there it was just the shop floor. I still ****ted myself and I never want to go back to that place again.. i could've died if I fell through! And luckily the glass didnt impale me or anything, it just caused a few bruises. So don't try this at home folks, it was dumb and stupid and couldve costed my life :nono:


what was the most dumbest thing that you've done?

[Black Dagger]

We've had loads of threads like this on here, I remember my drunken story so well, it comes back to haunt me all the time =(.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

cant remember how old i was exactly i was in primary school though
me and my friend saw this pop truck its like this van that delivers soft drinks to peoples house idk :/
so anyway on the back of it there was like this step thing that they used to get into the back of the truck, and we waited for the guy to get into the truck then jumped on the back and he started driving he went onto the main road and then he turned to go onto the motorway and i was like oh **** so i jumped off and like bounced down the road lol i only had a few cuts and bruises but my friend fractured his skull and was off school for months
was lucky really could easily have died :/

[Doogle]

I don't do dumb things. :nono:

I think it was jumping on a toilet when I was 5 and breaking it..

None of this far-fetched near-death experience ****.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

mine was true kmt idc what yall say

[Mystic Mock]

A few months ago in French class I sang This Years Love,I was so embarassed afterwards.

[Me. I Am Salman]

A few months ago in French class I sang This Years Love,I was so embarassed afterwards.

Lmfao one time about 4-5 years ago or summat when i was in year 7, this boy in my year got in trouble with the head of year (who was a sour faced evil prune),so she made him sing twinkle twinkle little star in front of a whole year 11 class.. can yu imagine how embarassing that would be ?? :p

[Mystic Mock]

Lmfao one time about 4 years ago or summat this boy in my year got in trouble with the head of year (who was a sour faced evil prune),so she made him sing twinkle twinkle little star in front of a whole class in a higher year group .. can yu imagine how embarassing that would be ?? :p

Ok that sounds terrible,howcome the Teacher didn't get into trouble?

[Me. I Am Salman]

Ok that sounds terrible,howcome the Teacher didn't get into trouble?

hehe sorry i edited the post lol.

dno really, but she was evil!!! ancient shagbag who allegedly slept with a recent ex-student according to someone i know :yuk:

[Doogle]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/facepalm.jpg

[Mystic Mock]

hehe sorry i edited the post lol.

dno really, but she was evil!!! ancient shagbag who allegedly slept with a recent ex-student according to someone i know :yuk:

Yuck.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Yuck.

i know right! and the worse thing is that she's now the sexual health worker in the school

[Bollo]

I hate gardening, so tackle the issue by chopping everything down with a saw.

One day I was busily chopping away in a very cavalier fashion when my neighbour popped his head over the fence and passed me a plug in circuit breaker, saying( with a very worried look on his face) ' It might be an idea to use this, love'.

I plugged it in and carried on chopping away, not twenty minutes later...I cut through the cable! If my neighbour had not intervened I would have electrocuted myself, I had to lie down in a dark room for about and hour after that!

[Mystic Mock]

Another one was to do with Game Of Thrones,I cried when Ned died my Mom hasn't let it go since.

[Mystic Mock]

Salman is a great laugh on what i've seen of them.

[Josy]

Give it a rest and stop accusing people of being underage it just causes arguments.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Salman is a great laugh on what i've seen of them.

Cheers lol

[CharlieO]

Give it a rest and stop accusing people of being underage it just causes arguments.

I believe that unjust accusations of bullying and baiting cause more.
So thank you for deleting them for me :)

[Kazanne]

hehe sorry i edited the post lol.

dno really, but she was evil!!! ancient shagbag who allegedly slept with a recent ex-student according to someone i know :yuk:

Why do you talk about people like that but diss Frankie for it?just curious