Tim Healy threatening to "sort" Michael out...

[Angus]

http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/news/north-east-news/2012/01/22/tim-healy-blasts-big-brother-bully-michael-madsen-79310-30172909/


What a bloody cheek. He needs to sort his missus out, but instead he validates her behaviour and enables her. Two drunken idiots together - a match made in heaven.

I'm sure Michael will be quaking in his boots:bored:

[Saph]

Whos Tim Healy? :/

[Roy Mars III]

Whos Tom Healy? :/

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/sundaysun/nov2011/0/7/tim-healy-536316130.jpg

[Saph]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/sundaysun/nov2011/0/7/tim-healy-536316130.jpg

...oooooh.. I was expecting someone a little bit attractive :l ...Michaels not gonna care what this nobs got to say :laugh:

[chuff me dizzy]

Tim will make HIM look a silly "little" man

[Jake.]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/sundaysun/nov2011/0/7/tim-healy-536316130.jpg

Michael's in trouble, the surviving Munchkin from the Wizard Of Oz is loose.

[Jamie.]

Go Tim.

[Locke.]

LOL. I would love to see this

[lostalex]

Lol at that old man "sorting out" Michael. Him and what army of oxygen tanks?? he couldn't even "sort out" what he's having for breakfast.

[Black Dagger]

HA, the only thing he could sort out is a few pints, he's a drunken mess, just like his hag of a wife.

[Vanessa]

What a bellend! :nono:

[Cherie]

Tim will make HIM look a silly "little" man

He didnt exactly wipe the floor with Jason Gardner when he staggered drunk from the audience to sort him out on DOI last year, in fact he ended up with serious egg on his face :devil::joker:

[MrWong]

"If he goes too far with her I’ll sort him out"

Isn't he like 5ft 5 or something? :joker:

[Scotty07]

:joker::crazy:

[smudgie]

He didnt exactly wipe the floor with Jason Gardnerwhen he staggered drunk from the audience to sort him out on DOI last year, in fact he ended up with serious egg on his face :devil::joker:

yeah, and poor Jason is no longer there. He was by far the rudest of the two. Tim perhaps should have kept in his seat, but he is a very loyal husband.

Reading all the way through the article I found it to be quite tongue in cheek.
Especially when giving the stats of each contender. Too funny.:joker:

[MrWong]

He didnt exactly wipe the floor with Jason Gardner when he staggered drunk from the audience to sort him out on DOI last year, in fact he ended up with serious egg on his face :devil::joker:

:joker:

So what chance does he have against Michael?

[Cherie]

"If he goes too far with her I’ll sort him out" Isn't he like 5ft 5 or something? :joker:

What does he consider going too far....calling her mentally unstable should surely be enough to see him scaling the walls of BB, taking out all the security guards, pulling Michael from his bed, and giving him a thorough pasting....:joker:

[lostalex]

He's selling a Pathetic little story to the press. That's all this as ever been to her, Denise wants to be remembered for this.

Michael and the Twins don't give a ****, because they will go back to America, where no one even knows about this show.

This islike George clooney doing a Japanese deoderant add for them.


That;'s what British people don't know, the Americans come over here because they know America will never see it.

It's no different than Brad Pitt doing a shampoo ad in Japan to them. Why does Brad Pitt do a shampoo ad in Japan? because he knows most people will never see it, and it's easy money.

[Angus]

yeah, and poor Jason is no longer there. He was by far the rudest of the two. Tim perhaps should have kept in his seat, but he is a very loyal husband.Reading all the way through the article I found it to be quite tongue in cheek.
Especially when giving the stats of each contender. Too funny.:joker:

His loyalty is misplaced. Denise doesn't need an enabler, she needs a caring husband who tells her that her behaviour is making her look a fool, is unacceptable, and is humiliating them all, especially their son. Or perhaps he would prefer to visit her in a mental institution which is where she seems to be heading if she doesn't "sort" herself out.

Furthermore, if he had made such a threat in America Michael could have sued his a*se off. People on here don't seem to make any allowances for the perceptions and sensibilities of other cultures. What may be "tongue in cheek" to us Brits, is a lawsuit in other countries.

[Angus]

"If he goes too far with her I’ll sort him out"

Isn't he like 5ft 5 or something? :joker:

Around his beer gut, yes.

[Saph]

That;'s what British people don't know, the Americans come over here because they know America will never see it.


When LaToya Jackson and Verne Troyer went in, they were reporting it on E! News ..plus theres Youtube ...plus your American and your seeing it :conf:

[smudgie]

His loyalty is misplaced. Denise doesn't need an enabler, she needs a caring husband who tells her that her behaviour is making her look a fool, is unacceptable, and is humiliating them all, especially their son. Or perhaps he would prefer to visit her in a mental institution which is where she seems to be heading if she doesn't "sort" herself out.

Furthermore, if he had made such a threat in America Michael could have sued his a*se off. People on here don't seem to make any allowances for the perceptions and sensibilities of other cultures. What may be "tongue in cheek" to us Brits, is a lawsuit in other countries.



Yes. I can see where you are coming from, but we are not in America, and the Sunday Sun is a regional paper. I doubt many would take it that seriously up North. Tim Healy saying he would "sort" someone out if they did not leave his wife alone is hardly a threat, he is just stating how he feels. The paper does appear to be more than a little tongue in cheek about it.
As to her humiliating her family, well that is for them to decide, they do know her best after all.

[lostalex]

When LaToya Jackson and Verne Troyer went in, they were reporting it on E! News ..plus theres Youtube ...plus your American and your seeing it :conf:

i'm not a typical American. How many Americans are on this site??? i think i'm one of what.. maybe 3 or 4 on this forum? out of over 300 million?? Americans know nothing about CBB UK. trust me. It really is as obscure as a Japanese shampoo commercial.

[Angus]

Yes. I can see where you are coming from, but we are not in America, and the Sunday Sun is a regional paper. I doubt many would take it that seriously up North. Tim Healy saying he would "sort" someone out if they did not leave his wife alone is hardly a threat, he is just stating how he feels. The paper does appear to be more than a little tongue in cheek about it.
As to her humiliating her family, well that is for them to decide, they do know her best after all.

You don't say!:bored: The point I am making is that there is no allowance made for the cultural differences, and the way in which such an article might be perceived by Michael or his family. If Denise's husband thinks her behaviour is just a "joke", then I really don't hold out any hope for her ever getting the help she so obviously needs. As to whether her humiliating her family is up to them to decide, I beg to differ. She is humiliating herself in the most cringeworthy and annoying way, right here in my living room.

[Josy]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Josy]

Tim will make HIM look a silly "little" man

And there I thought you were calling Tim a useless old drunk the other day........

[Ammi]

Oh dear, please don't tell me Tim's going to get his baps out for Michael too...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTyShuPwWRube-hb4kHbjObBQvDQoaw5XPKutHSPNbmV5-junZ

[Livia]

The short-arse, punchy drunk will make himself look about as classy as his wife looks.

[MrWong]

What does he consider going too far....calling her mentally unstable should surely be enough to see him scaling the walls of BB, taking out all the security guards, pulling Michael from his bed, and giving him a thorough pasting....:joker:

Exactly! It's all hot air :idc:

[Patrick]

If Big Brother had ANY sense at all, he would send Big Tim into the house for a day.

I mean if 'sending celebrities in' is now exciting and awesome, and people like Jodie Marsh are welcomed to go into the house for a sh*te task, then Tim is more than welcome now.

I want to see this.

[Patrick]

If Big Brother had ANY sense at all, he would send Big Tim into the house for a day.

I mean if 'sending celebrities in' is now exciting and awesome, and people like Jodie Marsh are welcomed to go into the house for a sh*te task, then Tim is more than welcome now.

I want to see this.

[Ammi]

..in the left corner is Mr Blonde...
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXaupYBRm4X86FhTSXQ1B_EbIu4y2kV yeMCO9VwbCtMupHZLWb8w

...in the right corner...which one of the Mr Men is he?..
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6UF4jijKfr2wpqa9gWtjs-lIuTJvoynhZCYX1ME5CSIZND-5q

...apologies if I got the wrong one

[Ryan57]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/mar2011/0/2/image-4-for-we-love-telly-04-03-11-gallery-584444340.jpg

When a man has dressed like this, it's hard to take him seriously.

[Patrick]

FS. The guy played 'Big Security Dave' in Waterloo Road back in '09 - he is a legend.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/default/ba/9c/265231.jpg

[Ammi]

FS. The guy played 'Big Security Dave' in Waterloo Road back in '09 - he is a legend.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/default/ba/9c/265231.jpg

..I think the producers were being ironic

[Josy]

If he was a legend for anything it would be for playing the gaffer in Auf Wiedersehen Pet not bloody waterloo road :idc:

[Scotty07]

If Big Brother had ANY sense at all, he would send Big Tim into the house for a day.I mean if 'sending celebrities in' is now exciting and awesome, and people like Jodie Marsh are welcomed to go into the house for a sh*te task, then Tim is more than welcome now.

I want to see this.

Please just no, I don't want another one spoiling Michael's BB adventure.:bored: If they want to do all that sh*t, then wait until it's outside the house.:joker:

[joeysteele]

He is likely planning to go up close to Michael and gas him with his breath while saying ''she has 5 jobs man''. like he did with Jason on Dancing on ice.

[Josy]

He is likely planning to go up close to Michael and gas him with his breath while saying ''she has 5 jobs man''. like he did with Jason on Dancing on ice.

:joker:

[lostalex]

He is likely planning to go up close to Michael and gas him with his breath while saying ''she has 5 jobs man''. like he did with Jason on Dancing on ice.

yea, and Michael would rightly say..."is that what she tells you when you try to get frisky?" I'd rather have 5 jobs than have sex with that old man too. She's showing her teets to 18 y/o boys. When's the last time she showed her teets to you old man???

Crusty old man can't do sheeeet!

[arista]

Whos Tim Healy? :/



The Good Old Husband of Denise

[Niamh.]

Michael's in trouble, the surviving Munchkin from the Wizard Of Oz is loose.

:laugh2:

http://dataclem.com/images/lol/funny-gifs-epic-high-five.gif

[Patrick]

..I think the producers were being ironic

:joker:

[arista]

http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/news/north-east-news/2012/01/22/tim-healy-blasts-big-brother-bully-michael-madsen-79310-30172909/


What a bloody cheek. He needs to sort his missus out, but instead he validates her behaviour and enables her. Two drunken idiots together - a match made in heaven.

I'm sure Michael will be quaking in his boots:bored:



Tim Better Not start a Fight
as he may Die from a Heart Attack.


Endemol Security Guards will have to hold him back.

[Patricia4]

He couldnt burst a grape he's just same has her a drunken mess.
Michael be aware he's after you :joker:

[Scotty07]

He'd borrow his coat and call him an abomination.:joker:

[Patricia4]

Oh dear, please don't tell me Tim's going to get his baps out for Michael too...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTyShuPwWRube-hb4kHbjObBQvDQoaw5XPKutHSPNbmV5-junZ

Beauty :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Pyramid*]

Has it taken him 2 weeks to get out of his own drunken stupor that he's only now decided to comment - now that there is a real chance his drunken wife is about to lose big time.

[MK3]

I'm an American too :)

[Me. I Am Salman]

...oooooh.. I was expecting someone a little bit attractive :l ...Michaels not gonna care what this nobs got to say :laugh:

pmsl :laugh2:

[Jackie]

I watched him make a fool of himself in skating on ice lol everyone told him to sit down including Denise.

[boomoo]

What does he consider going too far....calling her mentally unstable should surely be enough to see him scaling the walls of BB, taking out all the security guards, pulling Michael from his bed, and giving him a thorough pasting....:joker:

he called her emotionally unstable.

[Cherie]

he called her emotionally unstable.

Thanks for being picky, don't your emotional well being and mental health go hand in hand...:hugesmile:

[rsefitpro2011]

He's the guy that came up to Jason Gardiner on Dancing on ice,to defend Denise, who was criticised when she did that particular show

[Beso]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/231709/I-ll-destroy-Reservoir-Dog/

No wonder they are a couple.

[Suze]

It seems to be his thing. He went up to Jason on the Dancing on Ice panel the other year in a drunken state and had a go at him.

[chuff me dizzy]

He defends his wife, and thats honourable IMO

[Beso]

He defends his wife, and thats honourable IMO

He probably doesn't want a lampshade hit over his head when she gets out.

[G1dds]

Well he's gotta try anything to get in the papers nowadays......his career isn't exactly going anywhere is it?! :joker:

[Livia]

Once he's had a few jars he probably thinks he can fight the world. They're like Brown Bottle and Cider Woman out of Viz.

[rogerb]

you get cuckolded by an ugly cow like that you must have self awareness issues.

[Livia]

you get cuckolded by an ugly cow like that you must have self awareness issues.

He's an ugly bugger... they're a matched pair.

[Ammi]

He's an ugly bugger... they're a matched pair.

Yeah..keeping with the trend of combining names, we'll refer to Denise and Tim as Dim

[Livia]

Yeah..keeping with the trend of combining names, we'll refer to Denise and Tim as Dim

Oh that just suits them down to the ground.

[Beso]

Once he's had a few jars he probably thinks he can fight the world. They're like Brown Bottle and Cider Woman out of Viz.

:joker:

[bba50]

what bullying, Tim is an idiot defending the undefendable

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSeM_qrebWCdWMa4KoifGbonyNBg25Q wj8dqQtzo2-49Q3pi1eHU3I8n2_

[Beso]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSeM_qrebWCdWMa4KoifGbonyNBg25Q wj8dqQtzo2-49Q3pi1eHU3I8n2_

:joker:

[Livia]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSeM_qrebWCdWMa4KoifGbonyNBg25Q wj8dqQtzo2-49Q3pi1eHU3I8n2_

Tim!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Well he's gotta try anything to get in the papers nowadays......his career isn't exactly going anywhere is it?! :joker:

Hes got an ok career actually

[Angus]

He's the guy that came up to Jason Gardiner on Dancing on ice,to defend Denise, who was criticised when she did that particular show


Well apparently her behaviour was bizarre and out of control behind the scenes, so Michael isn't the first of her many victims. But of course, she's only having a laugh, enjoying herself, blah blah blah, always it seems at someone else's expense:idc:

[Knitting Nana]

He's selling a Pathetic little story to the press.

Believe me, if its the local Sunday Sun, it wont have paid a penny

[Pyramid*]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSeM_qrebWCdWMa4KoifGbonyNBg25Q wj8dqQtzo2-49Q3pi1eHU3I8n2_


:laugh3:

OMG. The likeness to Tim... it's uncanny I tell you, uncanny.

[JonRC]

if Tim Healy had any ability in 'sorting things out' then his wife wouldn't be such a mess

[The Penguin]

he needs to sort his wife out

[vortex]

If he loves his wife he should never allowed her to do a show like this ever again, Denise has damaged her public image with this show.

[spintronic]

Whos Tim Healy? :/

He's the guy a 6:2" yank is about to pound when he sticks his face in Michaels.

:spin::spin::spin:

[pantaydaya]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_former_Parachute_Regiment_personnel

[pantaydaya]

Whos Tim Healy? :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_former_Parachute_Regiment_personnel

[Angus]

So far Timbo is going to have to "sort out" Michael, the Twins and Nicola - the list gets ever longer:idc: