Using Baby Wipes/Wet Wipes to Wipe your bum

[Marc]

Do you do it?

[Niamh.]

No, I'm not 6 months old :idc:

[Jords]

Yes I want to make sure all the poo on my botbot is gone x

[Benjamin]

No, it feels weird and leaves the bumhole feeling clammy.

Only in desperate times do I resort to wipes.

[HBB1508]

Err no - why do you? :)

[LemonJam]

marc wtf is this.

[Samuel.]

When I'm out of toilet paper...

[King Gizzard]

...and i'm eating cereal. Nice Marc nice

[Marc]

marc wtf is this.

James... it's quite clearly a poll.

[Jords]

No, it feels weird and leaves the bumhole feeling clammy.

Only in desperate times do I resort to wipes.

The trick is to use toilet paper after :joker:

[MTVN]

What is wrong with you Marc :bored:

[HBB1508]

The trick is to use toilet paper after :joker:

There speaks a true professional!!

[Marc]

The trick is to use toilet paper after :joker:

:thumbs:

[Me. I Am Salman]

i use another technique involving water so my arse is cake free

[Jords]

i use another technique involving water so my arse is cake free

Do you splash the pooey water on your bum? :o

[King Gizzard]

and to answer your question, no that's disgusting and they're tiny, and probably break and you'll have crap everywhere

If it's an emergency and there's no toilet roll then it's kitchen roll

[Firewire]

marc why

[Marc]

and to answer your question, no that's disgusting and they're tiny, and probably break and you'll have crap everywhere

If it's an emergency and there's no toilet roll then it's kitchen roll

... you have kitchen roll in your bathroom? :suspect:

[Marc]

Do you splash the pooey water on your bum? :o

:laugh:

[Benjamin]

What is wrong with you Marc :bored:

...and i'm eating cereal. Nice Marc nice

marc wtf is this.

marc why


:laugh:

[Shaun]

marc get out

[Maia]

Feeling alright Marc?

[King Gizzard]

... you have kitchen roll in your bathroom? :suspect:

no, in the kitchen. hense why it is called kitchen roll

[Josy]

No Marc :bored:

[Marc]

no, in the kitchen. hense why it is called kitchen roll

But why would you use it, say if you sat down, did it all.. then OMG NO ROLL! AH/

[Black Dagger]

I mean, I know I'm certainly not prudish... but what the **** is this? :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am disgusted

[Patrick]

People's reactions to Marc :laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

This would be 0 18 if the poll was public

[Marc]

:laugh: I know.. there are some secret baby wipe users out there!

[Jords]

Its not that shameful wet wipers just like a fresh arse that is all you dirty just toilet paperers.

[Doogle]

If/when my arse is sore from wiping with toilet paper I use wipes. /oversharing

[Jords]

If/when my arse is sore from wiping with toilet paper I use wipes. /oversharing

:idc:

[Ninastar]

sometimes i use wipes

i thought it was meant to be more hygienic, as toilet roll only dries it?

[Jords]

Just remember guyz you can do it too with Kandoo

http://frymax.typepad.com/longcut/images/kandoo_tub_front_150.jpg

[Doogle]

:idc:

Whaaaat? :suspect: we have horrible Aldi toilet paper or something, hurts like hell.

[Doogle]

The frog thing wiping its arse on the front of that box is so vile :laugh:

[Ninastar]

Just remember guyz you can do it too with Kandoo

http://frymax.typepad.com/longcut/images/kandoo_tub_front_150.jpg

when i was 14 i really wanted that foam soap

[Jords]

I dont know why Im laughing so hard at all of this :joker:

[Marc]

I love the over sharing :love:

[King Gizzard]

The wet wipers are gaining in confidence. Once one comes clean they all do.

[Marc]

C'mon Wet Wipers! :devil:

[King Gizzard]

10! ffs

[Doogle]

:worship:

[Black Dagger]

God you all repulse me... xD

[Jords]

I might take a box into school tomorrow and give wet wipes out and spread the world :love:

[Marc]

I might take a box into school tomorrow and give wet wipes out and spread the world :love:

You'd be doing the world a great job.

[Shaun]

lol spoiler~

[Jords]

11-11 :dance:

[Marc]

Shaun you're becoming obsessed x

[flamingGalah!]

I keep baby wipes in my bathroom specifically to wipe my ass after having a poo! It's much cleaner :D Especially if you are a man & have a hairy bum (or are a freakish woman)...

[Doogle]

Team wipes till I die :elephant:

[Jords]

I keep baby wipes in my bathroom specifically to wipe my ass after having a poo! It's much cleaner :D Especially if you are a man & have a hairy bum (or are a freakish woman)...

Yeah I suppose its a bit like a beard but instead of getting some crumbs clinging on you get a few poo particles.

[flamingGalah!]

Yeah I suppose its a bit like a beard but instead of getting some crumbs clinging on you get a few poo particles.

Quite. I believe the technical term is "cling-ons" :yuk:

[Doogle]

I already threw up yesterday, probably will again if this thread continues

[Ninastar]

lmao

[GypsyGoth]

Using wet wipes are way more hygienic.

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[Benjamin]

The only downside about toilet roll is when your finger goes through the paper whilst wiping. :bored:

[Doogle]

Fold the toilet paper in 2 and wipe, s'what I do.

[Chuck]

Yeah I suppose its a bit like a beard but instead of getting some crumbs clinging on you get a few poo particles.

OMG :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker:

[Chuck]

Such a shame the poll isn't public. :"(

[GypsyGoth]

I don't mean to be gross, but if you got poo on any other part of your skin you wouldn't rub it with paper till it went away.

[Niamh.]

Quite. I believe the technical term is "cling-ons" :yuk:

Or Dingleberries as my husband calls them

[Benjamin]

I don't mean to be gross, but if you got poo on any other part of your skin you wouldn't rub it with paper till it went away.

I would. I'd smear it on my skin like tribal war paint then come bursting out of the bathroom running crazed towards my housemates then launching for them.

[Benjamin]

Or Dingleberries as my husband calls them

I call them butt biscuits.

[Jords]

Or Dingleberries as my husband calls them

Are they 1 of your 5 a day?

[Marc]

Dingleberries :laugh2:

[Chuck]

This is so gross, I wish men had vaginas now.

[Niamh.]

I call them butt biscuits.

:laugh: lovely..........

-reminds self to never go to Bens for tea-

[Benjamin]

This is so gross, I wish men had vaginas now.

Women still have buttholes. :suspect:

[Niamh.]

Are they 1 of your 5 a day?

They are what's left of your 5 a day :laugh:

[Ramsay]

Yes.

[Smithy]

Women still have buttholes. :suspect:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Doogle]

I feel so sick. :nono:

[Benjamin]

Yes.

What are you saying yes to? :suspect:

[Smithy]

What are you saying yes to? :suspect:

....the poll?

[Jords]

They are what's left of your 5 a day :laugh:

:laugh2:

[Chuck]

Women still have buttholes. :suspect:

But I don't want to go down on a butthole ever again.

[Mystic Mock]

No,and I can't believe 11 people have voted yes.:joker:

[Niamh.]

What are you saying yes to? :suspect:

Yes, he'd like one of your homemade biscuits :idc:

[Marc]

They are what's left of your 5 a day :laugh:

:laugh2:

[Jords]

This is so gross, I wish men had vaginas now.

http://www.hillstap.com/recent/mangina.jpg

hawt

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i honestly do feel a bit sick reading this

[Smithy]

wow jords wanna make it any bigger

[Jords]

i honestly do feel a bit sick reading this

Go eat a dingleberry.

[Maia]

Whaaaat? :suspect: we have horrible Aldi toilet paper or something, hurts like hell.

We do too, it's horrible

when i was 14 i really wanted that foam soap

When I was 14 I had that foam soap

[Chuck]

No Jords, I like dicks but I wish men had another holes instead of buttholes.

[Smithy]

then you wouldn't have a dick to do them with?

[Smithy]

oh wait no, you want a vagina where the ass is -gets it-

[Marc]

-could take this thread a step further and post a picture of a dingleberry, but i really really really wont-

[Jords]

I think he wants us to have a pananny instead of a butthole not a dick :joker:

Basically Chuck likes he-shes :suspect:

[Maia]

This thread is so wrong :(

*slowly walks out*

[Ramsay]

What are you saying yes to? :suspect:

i dont even know anymore :bawling:

[Benjamin]

wow jords wanna make it any bigger

Did you not like the giant sized mangina?

[Chuck]

I think he wants us to have a pananny instead of a butthole not a dick :joker:

Basically Chuck likes he-shes :suspect:

No I wish men had one dick, one hole only for penetration and one asshole.

[Benjamin]

No I wish men had one dick, one hole only for penetration and one asshole.


Oh, I get what you mean! The thought of going down and accidentally eating a butt biscuit gross you out?

[Marc]

SO MUCH DICK AND BUM HoLE TALK

[Marc]

Oh, I get what you mean! The though of going down and accidentally eating a butt biscuit gross you out?

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

omg who doesnt that gross out

[Benjamin]

omg who doesnt that gross out

People with odd fetishes. :hmph:


(Not myself)

[Mystic Mock]

I think I now know why Cookies taste so good,Maryland must use Baby Wipes.

[Kizzy]

bizarre thread but wipes dont disinegrate like roll so no no one should, it blocks the sewers...just get a shower if you feel mucky? :)

[Jords]

D:

[Benjamin]

bizarre thread but wipes dont disinegrate like roll so no no one should, it blocks the sewers...just get a shower if you feel mucky? :)

Welcome to TiBB after BB. :laugh:

[Chuck]

Oh, I get what you mean! The thought of going down and accidentally eating a butt biscuit gross you out?

-has had a similar experience but it involved my penis-

[Benjamin]

-has had a similar experience but it involved my penis-

Oh, no. Did you have a bit of sweetcorn on the end? :yuk:

[Chuck]

Thank God! I was wearing a condom. Thank God!

[Benjamin]

:shocked:

[Mystic Mock]

Oh, no. Did you have a bit of sweetcorn on the end? :yuk:

:joker:

I remember the once I was doing a poo and it got stuck half way through so I kept trying to shake it off but it wouldn't come off my butt.:joker:

Short story is,is that I had to use the Toilet Roll to get it off and it hit the floor.:bawling:

[Chuck]

omg :laugh3:

[Benjamin]

:laugh2:

[Jords]

:laugh2: :laugh2:


oh no I can just imagine JF standing up shaking about with a bit of poo hanging out his arse and it not falling off :bawling:

[Josy]

:joker:

I remember the once I was doing a poo and it got stuck half way through so I kept trying to shake it off but it wouldn't come off my butt.:joker:

Short story is,is that I had to use the Toilet Roll to get it off and it hit the floor.:bawling:

WTF Did I just read? :eek:

[Marc]

:laugh3: :laugh2: :laugh: :laugh3: :laugh2: :laugh: :laugh3: :laugh2: :laugh:

[Benjamin]

WTF Did I just read? :eek:

:laugh3:

[Smithy]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpxrrFnRL1rnnpqko1_500.gif

[Jords]

I wonder if pooing is a bit like yawning like if you see somebody else do a poo you need a poo too.

[Shaun]

one time i had a poo and it looked like hillary duff

[King Gizzard]

I can't bring myself to say ''poo'' or ''pooing'' or even ''bum''

[Marc]

one time i had a poo and it looked like hillary duff

Shaun that WAS hillary duff.. get that checked.

[Marc]

I wonder if pooing is a bit like yawning like if you see somebody else do a poo you need a poo too.

Your avatar is making my anus twitch

[Mystic Mock]

one time i had a poo and it looked like hillary duff

It looked like Hilary Clinton more like.

[Lee.]

I can't bring myself to say ''poo'' or ''pooing'' or even ''bum''

Same... and vagina

[Benjamin]

Your avatar is making my anus twitch

Yeah, I'd say that was the piles making your anus twitch.

[Marc]

Yeah, I'd say that was the piles making your anus itch.

Your fault.

[Shaun]

hillary clinton is my idol how dare you let's take this outside

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkx46HL4w1qb612q.png

[Mystic Mock]

hillary clinton is my idol how dare you let's take this outside

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkx46HL4w1qb612q.png

Bring it on.:devil:

[Jords]

I did a steamy poo once I couldnt see anything omg

[Shaun]

i remember that jords, i thought i saw the loch ness monster.

[Mystic Mock]

I did a steamy poo once I couldnt see anything omg

So your the reason that the remake of The Fog happened.:nono::shocked:

[Jords]

lol shaun gets high on poo ~

[Benjamin]

The worst are the ones that take like half an hour to clean. You start getting wrist ache from excessive wiping.

[Mystic Mock]

i remember that jords, i thought i saw the loch ness monster.

:laugh3:

[Jords]

The worst are the ones that take like half an hour to clean. You start getting wrist ache from excessive wiping.

Not with wet wipes :hmph:

/ontopic

[Marc]

I can't stand when you've wiped so much that you think you're definitely going to block the toilet

[Kizzy]

hiya thanks what is TIBB?

[Mystic Mock]

I can't stand when you've wiped so much that you think you're definitely going to block the toilet

Sometimes i've wiped for so long that I have blocked the toilet.:joker:

[Marc]

TiBB = ThisIsBigBrother

[Marc]

Sometimes i've wiped for so long that I have blocked the toilet.:joker:

sometimes your poo is so big it blocks the toilet

[Mystic Mock]

sometimes your poo is so big it blocks the toilet

Tbh that is true.:hugesmile:

[Marc]

and then you need to break it up with a ruler

[Mystic Mock]

and then you need to break it up with a ruler

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

http://f.static.memegenerator.net/cache/instances/500x/13/13371/13692120.jpg

[Mystic Mock]

Robert the Doll?

[MTVN]

I can't believe a thread about wiping your ass is still going, 6 pages in at 2 o clock in the morning D:

[CharlieO]

When I got diarrhoea I have to resort to it. But usually no.

I have such a healthy diet though I rarely have anything to wipe.

You know those solid poos which you don't need to wipe, they are a god sent. I get them mostly.

[Marc]

When I got diarrhoea I have to resort to it. But usually no.

I have such a healthy diet though I rarely have anything to wipe.

You know those solid poos which you don't need to wipe, they are a god sent. I get them mostly.

they slip out

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljthpw0lb71qbsm4w.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

;_;

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this just appeared on my dash what is this

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfjgjSgS01qbumrto1_500.png

[Glenn.]

I resort to wet wipes for a messy one. It's better than using an entire loo roll.

[Benjamin]

When I got diarrhoea I have to resort to it. But usually no.

I have such a healthy diet though I rarely have anything to wipe.

You know those solid poos which you don't need to wipe, they are a god sent. I get them mostly.

Magic poo's require no wipe. :amazed:

Ghost poo's are the ones that disappear without flushing, they seem to fall out and vanish.

[Marc]

This thread is so funny, you guys are brilliant :thumbs:

You snobs and prudes can gt.fo

[Niamh.]

I remembered another of Gavs terms (I think he made this one up :suspect: )

"Mustangs"

I asked him why do you call them Mustangs and he said cos they must hang somewhere :suspect:

[Josy]

This thread is ****.

Literally.

[Kate!]

This thread is ****.

Literally.

:D

7 pages of talking ****.....:devil:

hilarious.

Marc :lovedup: you are "hirarious"

[Jords]

:D

7 pages of talking ****.....:devil:


Like every other thread :D

[Kate!]

LOL Jords

liking the Avatar :D

[Livia]

I guess someone's got to be tediously serious and mention the fact that wet wipes do not dissolve in water like toilet paper does, and neither does kitchen roll, which is specifically designed not to dissolve. So neither wet wipes nor kitchen roll should be flushed as it is ecologically damaging. Unless you all keep it in a bucket by your loo when you've done with it, in which case I just don't want to know.

[CharlieO]

Magic poo's require no wipe. :amazed:

Ghost poo's are the ones that disappear without flushing, they seem to fall out and vanish.

I must be magic most the time though. I eat such a healthy diet at school every single one (bar a few anomalies) come out magic.

[Niamh.]

I guess someone's got to be tediously serious and mention the fact that wet wipes do not dissolve in water like toilet paper does, and neither does kitchen roll, which is specifically designed not to dissolve. So neither wet wipes nor kitchen roll should be flushed as it is ecologically damaging. Unless you all keep it in a bucket by your loo when you've done with it, in which case I just don't want to know.

Marc probably has a bucket

[MTVN]

I've noticed in Greece it's normally obligatory to put the toilet paper in the bin instead of flushing it down the toilet, never really understood why their toilets/pipes aren't equipped to deal with a couple of pieces of paper :laugh:

[CharlieO]

I literally just jinxed myself I think.

Went for a casual number two and I had the most wiping to do than I have in 3 weeks. This is some sort of witchcraft.

[reece(:]

No but I use them as face wipes sometimes

[Marc]

No but I use them as face wipes sometimes

In some people's case, that's the same thing.

[Marc]

I guess someone's got to be tediously serious and mention the fact that wet wipes do not dissolve in water like toilet paper does, and neither does kitchen roll, which is specifically designed not to dissolve. So neither wet wipes nor kitchen roll should be flushed as it is ecologically damaging. Unless you all keep it in a bucket by your loo when you've done with it, in which case I just don't want to know.

Livia, just stop ****ing on my **** thread. I'm going to use a wet wipe to wipe you away

[Niall]

I use toilet paper. I'm not 2. :suspect:

[reece(:]

In some people's case, that's the same thing.

Realisation of how idiotic my post was! :joker:

[HBB1508]

Pass me the wet wipes - a box of chardonnay and and Indian - I need them badly!!!

[CharlieO]

In some people's case, that's the same thing.

WHAT DO YOU USE FOR SHAMPOO, A FIRE EXTINGUISHER???

:xyxwave:

[Marsh.]

You're not supposed to use them as they clog up the sewers.

Edit - Never mind. Someone's already pointed out how damaging they are.

[Cherie]

If you do use Baby wipes on your arse Marc, I hope you put them in the bin and not down the loo as they are not suitable for flushing .:nono::xyxwave: oh and its none of your business what I wipe my ass with...:devil::joker::devil::joker:

[Mystic Mock]

I think we've found a new banter partnership lol.

[CharlieO]

Why are my posts, which did not break any rules, get deleted?

[Josy]

You carried on after I told you to give it a rest, all the petty arguing between you 2 was deleted.

[Marc]

And my post D: God Josy you wanna be starting something? Yeah??!

:laugh:

[Josy]

And my post D: God Josy you wanna be starting something? Yeah??!

:laugh:

Yeah I'm sick of you causing trouble on here Marc.

*infracts*

:joker:

[lostalex]

ew, arn't they like soaked in alcohol or something?

[Marc]

ew, arn't they like soaked in alcohol or something?

Clean bot bot. They are sensitive to baby skin so it's all good

[lostalex]

Clean bot bot
lol, looks like yur ava duck is dancing around for a reqson, cause it stings i think! lol

no thank you. reminds me of that horrible scene from "monster" when that dude put bleach on her whoo haa, and then she killed him. eeek!

[Vicky.]

Haha at this thread :laugh3:

I hate when we get a thread like this though and I have to explain why I am sitting silently vibrating because I didnt want to draw attention to myself by laughing out loud :D

[Me. I Am Salman]

can we not

[Smithy]

The best feeling in the world is when your having a big **** in a small toilet. I like to pretend I'm in the diary room and I even give nominations :S

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyg1mnqRWT1qg124y.gif

[Smithy]

I just realised that's a tiger, who the hell is friends with a tiger :nono:

[Doogle]

What what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what

[Marc]

Haha at this thread :laugh3:

I hate when we get a thread like this though and I have to explain why I am sitting silently vibrating because I didnt want to draw attention to myself by laughing out loud :D

:o

[Doogle]

Vicky gets turned on by this, who'd have thought it.

Also, nearly crying @ the tags, ew.

[Marc]

:laugh2:

[Marc]

OMG This thread :love:

[MTVN]

OMG This thread :yuk:

[Pyramid*]

The best feeling in the world is when your having a big **** in a small toilet. I like to pretend I'm in the diary room and I even give nominations :S

:conf:

This has got to be one of the most bizarre things I've ever read!

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://ametia.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/sips-dr_-p.gif

[Pyramid*]

http://ametia.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/sips-dr_-p.gif

You drink out of plastic beakers ?

:joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Yes O.o

[Black Dagger]

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[Pyramid*]

Baby wipes clog up the sewerage system. Hope all of you that use them and chuck them down the loo are good friends with plumbers !

[HBB1508]

I can't believe that having been absent for a while due to work that this thread is still on the first page LOL

[Jake.]

I've never seen this thread before but **** me :laugh2::laugh2:


Yeah I suppose its a bit like a beard but instead of getting some crumbs clinging on you get a few poo particles.

Omg I'm in fits :joker:

[Jake.]

Oh, no. Did you have a bit of sweetcorn on the end? :yuk:

:joker:

I remember the once I was doing a poo and it got stuck half way through so I kept trying to shake it off but it wouldn't come off my butt.:joker:

Short story is,is that I had to use the Toilet Roll to get it off and it hit the floor.:bawling:

:laugh2: :laugh2:


oh no I can just imagine JF standing up shaking about with a bit of poo hanging out his arse and it not falling off :bawling:

Your avatar is making my anus twitch

:laugh3:

[Black Dagger]

ew. no. why. no. just no. this thread again :sad:

[arista]

ew. no. why. no. just no. this thread again :sad:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/28/article-0-1737AC72000005DC-834_634x698.jpg

[Apple202]

ew what no

[Marc]

:laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://ametia.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/sips-dr_-p.gif

I'm more ashamed for using this GIF

[LemonJam]

y'all need jesus.

[Ryan57]

I use bum wipes, not baby wipes.

I used some Raspberry ones not long back. Bet I had the best smelling arse hole on my street.

Is there a thread for method of wiping?

[Jesus.]

Anyone using wipes will end up blocking the toilet pretty quickly.

Unless of course you put ****-covered wipes in plastic bags and put them in rubbish bins.

[Vanessa]

This thread! :joker: Yes, sometimes i use them. :hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

I had an incident a few months back where there was no toilet roll and had to use rizlas. Those on FB may remember that lovely day.

[Marc]

Anyone using wipes will end up blocking the toilet pretty quickly.

Unless of course you put ****-covered wipes in plastic bags and put them in rubbish bins.

The secret is to flush occasionally

Not unless you have a powerful flush on that toilet.

[Jessica.]

I had an incident a few months back where there was no toilet roll and had to use rizlas. Those on FB may remember that lovely day.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

We have a bidet, which frankly scares me.

[Benjamin]

Yeah I don't get a bidet.

[Jessica.]

Yeah I don't get a bidet.

It doesn't get you either. :pat:

[Jake.]

a year since this filth began

[Josy]

Why even bump this thread :bored:

[Livia]

Why even bump this thread :bored:

Question of the day.

[Jessica.]

Because it's funny! :amazed:

[Livia]

It's a sh1t thread. Literally and figuratively.

[Jessica.]

I remember the once I was doing a poo and it got stuck half way through so I kept trying to shake it off but it wouldn't come off my butt.:joker:

Short story is,is that I had to use the Toilet Roll to get it off and it hit the floor.:bawling:

Just gold.

[Glenn.]

This thread :love:

[HD]

I just drag my arse across the floor.

[Glenn.]

As if the tone couldn't be any lower. Enter HD

[HD]

As if the tone couldn't be any lower. Enter HD

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcwiwdt24R1rel180o6_400.gif

[Marc]

:lovedup: