Only Way Is Essex Series 5 STARTS TONIGHT! ITV2 10PM

[tomflint]

Every Sunday and Wednesday at 10pm on ITV2

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Thought I'd make this for anyone who watches it?

[Patrick]

Can tell this series will be vile.
They're bringing in like 12 New Members.

Won't be Reem in the slightest.

[Bollo]

Yes, sadly I do. Though Amy, Mark & Kirk won't be in it right?

[Patrick]

Yes, sadly I do. Though Amy, Mark & Kirk won't be in it right?

And Harry and Lauren.

[tomflint]

Yep It's a shame Mark and the others ditched it for better careers.

Not annoyed about Harry going though.

[Patrick]

Harry was sacked I think and the others are being told to 'up their game' or they'll be told to go aswell.

As long as Joey and Arg are still there, the show will be fine.

[Bollo]

And Harry and Lauren.

Oh, which Lauren? Pope or Marks's ex bird

[tomflint]

Pope

[Joe.]

No Parick Lauren Pope's still it it's Maria that isn't.

[Patrick]

Read in The Sun the other day, Lauren Pope has left.

[tomflint]

Starring:

Joey Essex
Jessica Wright
Lauren Goodger
James "Arg" Argent
Lydia Rose Bright
Sam Faiers
Chloe Sims
Gemma Collins
Ricky 'The Captain' Rayment
James Bennewith
Georgina Dorsett
Lucy Mecklenburgh
Lauren Pope
Billie Faiers
Patricia 'Nanny Pat' Brooker
Debbie Douglas
Mario Falcone
Frankie Essex
Billi Mucklow
Cara Kilbey
Tom Kilbey
Nanny Brighton

[Joe.]

She's in the trailer :L

[Jackie]

Im watching lol at nanny pat wolf whistling

[tomflint]

It seems quite good/normal at the moment.

[Jackie]

Ahhhhhhhhhh Lydia

[Bollo]

Oh I forgot, Ima watch it on plus one

[tomflint]

Very good first episode but it is missing Mark and Kirk for main headlines.

[Bollo]

My eyes! Just seen Joeys banana hammock

[james130]

That was just dreadful.
I think it's past it now and the new titles were dreadful.

[tomflint]

Just wait until all the new characters have settled in.

[Bollo]

Whats with all this salty potato business.. stranje

[tomflint]

haha another one of Joey's classics.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lauren P is just rubbish. she has nothing going for her. Lydia needs to stop greeting and move it on.

[tomflint]

On now.

[Patrick]

These new titles. :yuk:
It's like Take Me Out FFS.

[tomflint]

The Arg and Lydia split is so bloody staged.

**** this ****.

[Bollo]

Oh I forgot to watch it, I'll have to plus one again. Yeah I know what you mean Tom, the new series looks more rehearsed than ever

[tomflint]

If there wasn't Joey in towie it would be so poor now, also what a surprise that Lydia heard a rumour about Arg cheating #

[Bollo]

Hahaha they had that Argstoryline like five times already... That psychic was so crap...Colin...Barry... Trampolines..they all looked so baffled

[tomflint]

Right I cant stand this Lydia Arg crap any longer.

Lydia has to leave the show!

[Kizzy]

i dont watch this......:/...much..

[tomflint]

Don't lie kizzy yes you do.

[Kizzy]

busted....haha!

[tomflint]

Four more episodes of this series... It seems very short.

[Bollo]

Kizzy you love it ;)

[Bollo]

What the hell was that camel toe thing?, can't believe somone actually invented that!

[Kizzy]

Thank god for +1...not that im going to watch it now or owt...

[tomflint]

I know. I think the show has gone downhill since Mark left, It's a shame really but Arg is lost without Mark and I can see they are trying to start a good friendship between him and Joey but it just isn't the same. Kirk is also a massive lost for Mick because honestly what has Mick done this series.

[Kizzy]

omg.. tom looks like james dean ...but eek getting that bizarre over your sis?? essex=banjoland. the doc! phwoor david beckham or wot? And chloe! 4 blackberrys?....just spend more time with her :)......james its over! and gemma is still the prettyest...not that i watched it you understand.

[Patrick]

Why does Joey never say Reem anymore?

It's like they have just ******ing ditched a word that's probably more well known than the ******ing show itself.

[tomflint]

The shows **** without Mark man!

[Kizzy]

ricky=mark wannabe

[Bollo]

Why does Joey never say Reem anymore?

It's like they have just ******ing ditched a word that's probably more well known than the ******ing show itself.

He did say 'well reem' about his special shoes

[tomflint]

2nd last episode tonight of this series.

Think this can series can go down as the worst since the show began.

[tomflint]

Last episode of series 4 tonight at 10pm on ITV 2 everyone!

[Beastie]

Gemma <3

[waterhog]

anyone watching this rubbish is so sad - sorry just saying lol really is a shame of a show

[tomflint]

Mini Episodes are now on http://www.itv.com/essex/fresh-out-of-essex/. One will be on every Wednesday and Sunday until the new series comes on in a few weeks!

[tomflint]

Series 5 starts tonight for people who watch it.