'Sia' that girl that sings Titanium...

[Patrick]

Why is it she sounds like this;

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg812/scaled.php?server=812&filename=laurendysonbymatthewpay.jpg&res=medium

But then, looks like this;


http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg190/scaled.php?server=190&filename=siafurler.jpg&res=medium

http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/j/v/jvqnimxp72rdjdq7.jpg

Like honestly, wank kill.
I'm not even joking - she looks IDENTICAL to my Ex Girlfriend's Mum, who I hated. It ruins the song for me now. FS.

[Shaun]

patrick. i can't sugar-coat this. **** off, you shallow prick.

[Patrick]

patrick. i can't sugar-coat this. **** off, you shallow prick.

I am just saying Shaun, it's rather amazing/dissapointing/scary how someone can sound completely different to how you imagine them.

[Smithy]

patrick. i can't sugar-coat this. **** off, you shallow prick.

:cheer:

[Z]

I am just saying Shaun, it's rather amazing/dissapointing/scary how someone can sound completely different to how you imagine them.

Sure, but you used in conjunction with talking about masturbating...

[Saph]

She's not hidiously ugly, dye that blonde hair, spray some fake tan, add a bit of mascara, do a bit of photoshopping and she would look like the girl in the top pic (not literally)

[Jordan.]

She looks like a dinner lady

[Patrick]

She looks like a dinner lady

You God.

OR, if anyone watches Shameless, Yvonne who owned the shop!

http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/shameless/series-6/episode-1/shameless-s6e1-20090114151942-13_625x352.jpg

[bbfan1991]

I actually thought at first the voice in that song was Adele:rolleyes::laugh3:.

[Ramsay]

I actually thought at first the voice in that song was Adele:rolleyes::laugh3:.

:conf2:

[Patrick]

i actually thought at first the voice in that song was adele:rolleyes::laugh3:.

lolol.

[Firewire]

I didn't realise you had to look "sexy" to be able to sing...

[Jordan.]

You God.

OR, if anyone watches Shameless, Yvonne who owned the shop!

http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/shameless/series-6/episode-1/shameless-s6e1-20090114151942-13_625x352.jpg

:joker::joker:

She actually does.

[Patrick]

I didn't realise you had to look "sexy" to be able to sing...

Did I say she couldn't sing? I'm just saying I built up and impression of her that has been let down.

[Firewire]

Did I say she couldn't sing? I'm just saying I built up and impression of her that has been let down.

I didn't say you said that. What I meant was that you came to conclusion that Sia was a hot girl... I don't see it's a let down. I think it's awesome that she doesn't look like a singer but is actually a very talented and successful woman.

[Jords]

:joker: :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

i can't breathe

[Black Dagger]

patrick. i can't sugar-coat this. **** off, you shallow prick.

:joker:

[Firewire]

now a #1 kween

[armand.kay]

She's not hidiously ugly, dye that blonde hair, spray some fake tan, add a bit of mascara, do a bit of photoshopping and she would look like the girl in the top pic (not literally)

Gok wan is that yew?

[Macie Lightfoot]

cackling so hard can Patrick come back so I can rip into him some more I miss those days

[reece(:]

cackling so hard can Patrick come back so I can rip into him some more I miss those days
:joker:

[Joelle.]

It literally has been years of abuse for this kween

http://i.minus.com/ir6Dba1hkaXWK.gif

[Jack_]

I miss Patrick so much :joker:

[Marsh.]

i can't breathe

:clap1:

[reece(:]

He's starring in his own reality series now isn't he?

[Shaun]

wow i snapped :worry:

[Bluerang1]

What happened to Patrick?

[Gstar]

lmao @ this thread

[Pete.]

I don't know her

[Smithy]

wow i snapped :worry:

did you lie though