Best revenge you ever got?

[ILoveTRW]

I did something really bad the other night, but the bastard deserved it so don't judge me.

basically i was at his house at a party and i went to the toliet and shat in the back of his toliet.
:devil:

[ILoveTRW]

if i don't wake up tomorrow morning and find some good stories im leaving again because you guys bore me to death

[SharkAttack]

I did something really bad the other night, but the bastard deserved it so don't judge me.

basically i was at his house at a party and i went to the toliet and shat in the back of his toliet.
:devil:

That's called 'upperdecking.' Hopefully you gave it a courtesy flush. :shocked:

[Bollo]

I once stamped on someones easter egg

[Ramsay]

I got chlamydia off some girl and in turn gave it to her sister

[Kizzy]

eye drops in the tea... used to flick some extra titbits in his tea, toe jam....bogeys...vim... :)

[Smithy]

eye drops in the tea... used to flick some extra titbits in his tea, toe jam....bogeys...vim... :)

omg -baby barf-

[SharkAttack]

I once called someone an abomination. Went over like a lead balloon.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

urmmm probably emptying a bottle of my dads most expensive aftershave down the toilet then pissing in it

i was like 12 tho dont judge

[Samuel.]

Did he use it?

[Chuck]

I burned one of my sister's Calvin Klein jeans.

[Shaun]

One time when I was younger for some reason my sister broke some of my toys, so I took the heads off of every Barbie she owned and threw them in the fire. :idc:

[Tom4784]

I got someone thrown out by their parents once, they had to live with their grandparents for like a year before they were allowed back.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Did he use it?

yes ha3

well idk if he actually put it on he just came running downstairs and i knew he found it and i was like ah\ and hid behind the couch but he grabbed my leg and pulled out and bitch slapped me ~~~battered child

[King Gizzard]

i once told someone they were a loser

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i once told someone they were a loser

too far

[Z]

i once told someone they were a loser

that's ****ing disgusting you're a ****ing prick

[Z]

One of my friends started sort of dating this girl who was in the year below us at school and he asked us all what we thought of her. Me being the honest character I am, bluntly said "I think she's out of your league and she'll leave you before things get serious." He got extremely angry over this and took it as an insult when it was just an opinion and not even meant to be offensive, and so we never spoke again. About a week after we fell out she dumped him. He still can't look me in the eye :D

[Lee.]

I'm not a vengeful person as; a)I don't believe two wrongs make a right and b)I don't think I could be arsed

[Beastie]

I'm not a vengeful person as; a)I don't believe two wrongs make a right and b)I don't think I could be arsed

Wise words Lee. I believe in Karma. Sometimes you feel like you get a lot of stick and really want to do something about it but when you do things can get much worse.

Instead.. take a back seat. Be patient. And then all of a sudden Karma does the work for you ;)

[Black Dagger]

I'm too insecure and lazy to get revenge on people.

Although my high-school bullies are either dead or in jail now, so I didn't exactly need to extract any revenge on them.

[HBB1508]

What goes round comes round - I believe in the Karma route. Though a girl I used to work with put hair remover in her mates shampoo bottle in revenge for said mate nicking her boyfriend - I always thought that was funny but I don't think I could ever do it to anyone!

[Ammi]

One time when I was younger for some reason my sister broke some of my toys, so I took the heads off of every Barbie she owned and threw them in the fire. :idc:

...my brother did that to me once........little b*stard

[Kate!]

I don't really bother, I do concoct loads of elaborate schemes in my head, and imagine the results. But I can't be arsed carrying them out, what goes round comes round in life, as someone said...Karma is indeed a beautiful thing.

My ex is in prison, key thrown away, nuff said. Evil bastard.

[ILoveTRW]

I can't wait around to get the last laugh, revenge is a dish best served cold, not frozen.

[LaLaLand]

I'd rather wait for karma to take effect.

My mate (let's call him A) once though got pissed off at a house party by my other mate (B) over a girl, so A found dog **** that was produced by B's Bullmastiff and went ahead and cooked it on the BBQ they were all using and served it to B as a hot dog.

After one chew, B was ill, VIOLENTLY ill lmao.

It still makes me feel sick now. Needless to say, the BBQ was cancelled!!

[Kate!]

That's really sick, I think that's going too far tbh.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I don't really bother, I do concoct loads of elaborate schemes in my head, and imagine the results. But I can't be arsed carrying them out, what goes round comes round in life, as someone said...Karma is indeed a beautiful thing.

My ex is in prison, key thrown away, nuff said. Evil bastard.

this omg

pretty sure i used to do diagrams and **** when i was in school /mess

[LaLaLand]

That's really sick, I think that's going too far tbh.

I agree, glad I wasn't there to witness it first hand though. Just the thought makes me gaga.

[Niamh.]

I'd rather wait for karma to take effect.

My mate (let's call him A) once though got pissed off at a house party by my other mate (B) over a girl, so A found dog **** that was produced by B's Bullmastiff and went ahead and cooked it on the BBQ they were all using and served it to B as a hot dog.

After one chew, B was ill, VIOLENTLY ill lmao.

It still makes me feel sick now. Needless to say, the BBQ was cancelled!!

That's really horrible, anything to do with adding disgusting stuff to someones food or drink is just vile. I don't have the stomach for revenge really. The last time I purposely did something for revenge was when I was 16 or something :laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Finding their YouTube account and thumbing down all their videos :suspect:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Finding their YouTube account and thumbing down all their videos :suspect:

:joker::joker::joker:

[ILoveTRW]

I always find the toothbrush as a good weapon to get someone back.

[Ramsay]

I always find the toothbrush as a good weapon to get someone back.

Can I help you officer?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/videos/2010/08/05/real-world-toothbrush-police-incident.img.jpg

[King Gizzard]

Rise above revenge :hmph:

[Jesus.]

I had a hair appointment booked in Toni & Guy a couple of years ago, but there was no one at the reception desk when I got there so I was waiting ages and ages, and the girl who was my usual stylist (at that time) had seen me and smiled, so it wasn't a problem.

By the time the receptionist got back to the desk, it was 15 minutes after my appointment was booked for, so she came back and said that I was too late now. I explained I'd been waiting and asked her to go and ask Kerry (my stylist), but she came back and said that I'd missed the appointment. I was really pissed off.

So, what I did, was book a whole wedding party in on a Saturday 6 months down the line, booking every appointment available with Kerry for the whole day.

Of course, nobody turned up, and she lost out financially for lying about the time I arrived.

[ILoveTRW]

Can I help you officer?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/videos/2010/08/05/real-world-toothbrush-police-incident.img.jpg

haha great moment

[ILoveTRW]

I had a hair appointment booked in Toni & Guy a couple of years ago, but there was no one at the reception desk when I got there so I was waiting ages and ages, and the girl who was my usual stylist (at that time) had seen me and smiled, so it wasn't a problem.

By the time the receptionist got back to the desk, it was 15 minutes after my appointment was booked for, so she came back and said that I was too late now. I explained I'd been waiting and asked her to go and ask Kerry (my stylist), but she came back and said that I'd missed the appointment. I was really pissed off.

So, what I did, was book a whole wedding party in on a Saturday 6 months down the line, booking every appointment available with Kerry for the whole day.

Of course, nobody turned up, and she lost out financially for lying about the time I arrived.

i like, might have to try something like that out for myself sometime.

[Livia]

Quite a while ago... I found out an ex was cheating and sewed prawns into the hem of his bedroom curtains before I dumped him.

[Ammi]

My best friend slept with my bf.....I guess my revenge was that I gave them my blessing and they went on to have an unhappy, deceiptful relationship and eventually broke up.....I didn't feel any satisfaction as there were children involved. I think revenge just means you haven't moved on......the best revenge is to move on and not give a sh*t......I believe in justice but not in revenge.

[King Gizzard]

Preach Ammi

[Ammi]

....not really...I just missed out the fact that I'd already decided he was a nobhead and I'd started to fancy someone else

[lostalex]

anything short of murder/suicide is underwhelming.

[Me. I Am Salman]

I had a hair appointment booked in Toni & Guy a couple of years ago, but there was no one at the reception desk when I got there so I was waiting ages and ages, and the girl who was my usual stylist (at that time) had seen me and smiled, so it wasn't a problem.

By the time the receptionist got back to the desk, it was 15 minutes after my appointment was booked for, so she came back and said that I was too late now. I explained I'd been waiting and asked her to go and ask Kerry (my stylist), but she came back and said that I'd missed the appointment. I was really pissed off.

So, what I did, was book a whole wedding party in on a Saturday 6 months down the line, booking every appointment available with Kerry for the whole day.

Of course, nobody turned up, and she lost out financially for lying about the time I arrived.

oooh check you :evilgrin:

[Me. I Am Salman]

I did do something really horrible once.
When I was in yr.7 this fat girl got rude to me so i called her a pie and then she got her sister to threaten me, so in class before she sat down I pulled the chair and she tumbled to the ground.
I got excluded for that :p