Your favourite lines from comedy films

[King Gizzard]

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[Kizzy]

Best line of all time from educating rita...
DENNY: Blokes in my family only have to look at a woman to get em pregnant!
RITA: Thats coz ther're all cock-eyed!

[Jords]

I've had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!

[reece(:]

Cindy, the TVs leaking!

[GypsyGoth]

It's not what's said in this, it's just the scene that I find hilarious
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[Smithy]

Ok, just let that **** mutilate her white ass then leave.... die bitch please dieee


Brenda :love:

[Shaun]

The Big Lebowski: "Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Pretty much any line from Airplane!
Anchorman: “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.”
Dr. Strangelove: “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”

[Shaun]

Oh and the majority of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. :love:

[King Gizzard]

oh god I could just pick out various will ferrell/paul rudd quotes from various films

[Doogle]

Scary Movie :love:

[Shaun]

Have you seen they're making a sequel to Knocked Up, called This Is Forty? I think it has Megan Fox in it, the Paul Rudd side of Knocked Up and... well here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_Forty

[Bollo]

Spoilered 'cos there is swearing, please don't read if you are offended by swearing or Jay & Silent Bob

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[King Gizzard]

Have you seen they're making a sequel to Knocked Up, called This Is Forty? I think it has Megan Fox in it, the Paul Rudd side of Knocked Up and... well here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_Forty

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[Jesus.]

I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

So you're telling me there's a chance?

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[Marc]

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Also:

This whole scene...

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[Marc]

oh and lets not forget

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very rude word :laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

Not a favourite as such but :love:

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So much I use it in day to day life now :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Not a favourite as such but :love:

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shut shut shut your mou-shut your mouth shut your mouth

So much I use it in day to day life now :joker:

[Glenn.]

"She's so wet for me, I can hear the waves crashing in her fanny" :idc:

[Niamh.]

From The man with Two Brains

Dr. Hfuhruhurr is talking about his dead wife Rebecca to Olsen :

Olsen: [Dr. Hruhruhurr places a doll resembling Rebecca on the dash board] Is that her?
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: No. That's just a statue of her.

[Bollo]

From The man with Two Brains

Dr. Hfuhruhurr is talking about his dead wife Rebecca to Olsen :

Olsen: [Dr. Hruhruhurr places a doll resembling Rebecca on the dash board] Is that her?
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: No. That's just a statue of her.

O pointy birds, o pointy pointy/ Anoint my head, anointy-nointy :spin:

[Niamh.]

O pointy birds, o pointy pointy/ Anoint my head, anointy-nointy :spin:

:laugh: I love that film so much

[Glenn.]

oh and lets not forget

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very rude word :laugh2:

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Hilarious :joker:

[Bollo]

{after just meeting Elizabeth for the first time in years}
Fred: Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.

Drop Dead Fred

[Glenn.]

The longest argument from Bridesmaids.

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[Bollo]

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[Josy]

Obvious one :laugh:

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I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly! :joker:

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[King Gizzard]

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[Kizzy]

Infamy ..Infamy ..They've all got it in fa me.. Carry on cleo
THEY DONT LIKE ME!! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!!! Rocky horror
What?...you've been 'doing it'? like the pidgeons?! drop dead fred

[Patrick]

'I was 7 when I last saw my Dad, we were so close. I remember one morning he wanted me to wake him up to do something, I was so excited. I even set my alarm to wake me up on time, I ran in and woke him.. and he just got up, packed his bags and left. Abandoned me, didn't say a word.. that was the last time I ever saw my Father :('

...':joker: :joker: :joker: Jeez, My Dad would never do that - he loved me xo'
-Due Date

[Patrick]

'We had a sick night bitches!'

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[Josy]

'I was 7 when I last saw my Dad, we were so close. I remember one morning he wanted me to wake him up to do something, I was so excited. I even set my alarm to wake me up on time, I ran in and woke him.. and he just got up, packed his bags and left. Abandoned me, didn't say a word.. that was the last time I ever saw my Father :('

...':joker: :joker: :joker: Jeez, My Dad would never do that - he loved me xo'
-Due Date

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I watched that the other night, I was laughing for ages at that bit :laugh:

[Roy Mars III]

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[King Gizzard]

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[Marsh.]

Best line of all time from educating rita...
DENNY: Blokes in my family only have to look at a woman to get em pregnant!
RITA: Thats coz ther're all cock-eyed!

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I love...
RITA: I've left one of my customers under the dryer, she only came in for a demiwave, she'll come out looking like a friggin muppet.

But whilst I find the Scary Movie films just unfunny and stupid most of the time, the black girl is very funny.

"This bitch is messin' up my floor"
"Get up you little ugly bitch!"

[Kizzy]

Oh my god karen, you cann't just ask someone why they're white! mean girls

[Kizzy]

You may be a king or a little street sweeper but sooner or later you dance with the reaper...Bill and teds bogus journey

[Kizzy]

Good morning mr breakfast!! ...pee wees big adventure

[Kizzy]

You stink, you smell like beef and cheese, you dont smell like santa!...elf

[rk3388]

I usually HATE chock flcks but this made me lol, the first part of this video

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[Ammi]

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Also:

This whole scene...

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oh and lets not forget

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very rude word :laugh2:

I watched Bridesmaids at the weekend Marc..it was so funny..I'm still doing penis impersonations...with elbows.

I love the Airplane movies, Naked Gun movies, Monty Python movies...silly humour...oh and I enjoyed Paul

[Alf]

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