Boy Problems

[Kizzy]

I have a 15yr old male offspring....We are all girls in our family, what do you talk to them about? :conf: ...over the last 6 months we have communicated via a series of grunts, any advice? thanks :cat:

[Marc]

buy him porn, he will love you

[ILoveTRW]

get him a fleshlight he will be forever grateful

[Niamh.]

lol, all teenagers grunt alot, don't panic :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

buy him a pug

[Benjamin]

Set Scott on him.

[Kate!]

Kizzy, my son will be 15 this year, and has just started getting interested in girls. It's a minefield. :D

So I know some of how you feel.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:bored:

[arista]

Set Scott on him.


No thats Illegal

[arista]

Kizzy, my son will be 15 this year, and has just started getting interested in girls. It's a minefield. :D

So I know some of how you feel.


Love Will Find A Way

[Marc]

Set Scott on him.

:laugh2:

Yes.. if you want your child to be mute for the rest of his life

[Niamh.]

Love Will Find A Way

:laugh:

[Glenn.]

:laugh2:

Yes.. if you want your child to be mute for the rest of his life

And rocking back and forth in a corner.

[Kizzy]

Haha! thanks for the advice guys, so has mine kate :S was just thinking of chucking a copy of nuts in his room and hoping for the best... :)

[Glenn.]

What if he likes boys? :idc:

[Benjamin]

What if he likes boys? :idc:

Kick him out of the house. :idc:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Kick him out of the house. :idc:

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[Glenn.]

I expected better of you Ben :idc:

[Benjamin]

Did you really? :idc:

[Kizzy]

Trust me he doesen't ...not learnt the male skill of deleting the browsing history yet.... :/

[Locke.]

Don't go through his cupboard

[Glenn.]

I'm slightly disappointed if I'm honest. :hmph:

Edit: not your son being straight. In Ben :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Maybe he leaves his history there so you think he likes girls. :tongue:


(I am joking btw)

[Kate!]

My son has a girl in his class who has asked him to be her date for the prom, next year!!! She is a nice girl. Then there is a local girl who texts and talks to him on fb, but she's a bit slaggy, and I don't like her. His first sweetheart was last year when he spent the summer hols going to the pics every week with a classmate, but they got teased a lot in school and it sort of fizzled out. Bless.

[Glenn.]

Every teenage boy likes a slag:idc:

Patrick's a prime example:laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i loved the slag my school for different reasons obvz she was so sassy

and she was called ashley but then everybody said she had a bit of hair above her lip so every started calling her tashley

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Marc]

Can you snap his sheets in half?

[Kazanne]

I have a 15yr old male offspring....We are all girls in our family, what do you talk to them about? :conf: ...over the last 6 months we have communicated via a series of grunts, any advice? thanks :cat:

I think it's the norm with teenage lads my nephew grunts and mumbles,lol,but i have loads of fun with him as we sometimes play video games together,i usually get thrashed but it's fun,don't mention girlfriends as with my experience this gets the biggest tut and grunt,LOL.

[Jesus.]

Trust me he doesen't ...not learnt the male skill of deleting the browsing history yet.... :/

If he has a laptop with internet, then giving him a copy of nuts is a worthless pursuit.

Just leave the little guy alone, he'll be fine. Just make sure you put toilet rolls in next to his bed, and change his bin regularly. This way you'll avoid getting anything on your hands when you're washing his socks.

[Jesus.]

i loved the slag my school for different reasons obvz she was so sassy

and she was called ashley but then everybody said she had a bit of hair above her lip so every started calling her tashley

The girl at my school was called Claire Weston. Everyone called her "super mare".

[Kizzy]

No...i provide 'man size' tissues im not daft haha, and i blocked redtube hehehe evil mum lol

[Glenn.]

No...i provide 'man size' tissues im not daft haha, and i blocked redtube hehehe evil mum lol

:shocked:

I would feel sorry for him if it wasn't for the number of sites he can explore:evilgrin:

[Jesus.]

No...i provide 'man size' tissues im not daft haha, and i blocked redtube hehehe evil mum lol

Oh noes. You've blocked red tube? What will the poor fella do? I mean, it's not like there is any other porn on the net! :joker:

[Marc]

No...i provide 'man size' tissues im not daft haha, and i blocked redtube hehehe evil mum lol

there are plently more :laugh:

[Jesus.]

Where there's a will(y), there's a way!

[Kizzy]

(puts fingers in ears) lalalalalalalalalla not listening haha

[Jesus.]

(puts fingers in ears) lalalalalalalalalla not listening haha

I'm guessing that's not where he's putting his fingers after a bottle of cider, and some girls from school :xyxwave:

[Sarasmile]

kizzy - I feel your pain LOL - my son just turned 17 and beyond the grunting and mumbling stage comes the non-stop car talk. And you tube videos about cars - and websites about cars- different colors of cars, motors, pedals, flippin' door handles... I'm about to tear my hair out!!!

But advice to you now, keep up with the stuff he is doing and try to show some interest. I always watched his type of movies (have not seen as many war movies my whole life as I have in the past 3 years) and try to keep up with music and video games just so I have something to talk about with him.

And if anyone wants to know any little deal about the new, super amazing coolest car that we would have bought if it had been out when we got a new car a few years ago, the Hyundai Veloster *!*!!*!* - I can hook you up with the ultimate expert :)

[Visage]

but she's a bit slaggy, and I don't like her.

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[Visage]

No...i provide 'man size' tissues im not daft haha, and i blocked redtube hehehe evil mum lol

I had to google redtube, then delete my history...

[Sam:)]

Redtube **** anyway.....
As a 14Y/O id advise you to never bring up relationships/sex, its so awkward when my mam and dad bring it up.

[Jack_]

Never ever mention girls unless he asks you about them, it's just embarrassing, and he he won't take kindly to it. Well, maybe he will...but I don't think most boys do (I certainly don't).

Make sure he doesn't find out that you 'know' (blocking Redtube is probably a bad idea)...that'd be maximum humiliation.

[Glenn.]

Redtube is overrated:bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

**** **** ****

[Jords]

Make him a bacon sandwich :thumbs:

[Ammi]

...sorry...why would you want to talk to him...

[CharlieO]

Give him to the wolves and hope his DNA mutates and causes him to get better genes.

[Josy]

i loved the slag my school for different reasons obvz she was so sassy

and she was called ashley but then everybody said she had a bit of hair above her lip so every started calling her tashley

:joker::joker::joker:

[CharlieO]

Give him to the wolves and hope his DNA mutates and causes him to get better genes.

I do joke, however never ask or assume anything about him. Wait for him to tell you or just leave it.

[Doogle]

I'm 15 this year and I never grunt or anything, I always reply and have conversations with my Mum. I don't get why so many do to their parents. If my mum brought up relationships or sex or anything I probably would grunt though.

I'd just leave him, as long as you have some conversation it'll probably be fine.

[Jessica.]

If I had a 15 year old son I would just get his dad/some other male to talk to him.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

If I had a 15 year old son I would just get his dad/some other male to talk to him.

I read this as 'I have a 15 year old son' at first ah\

[Z]

He's going through the awkward introvert stage, it's best to mostly leave him to it... you're more likely to get him to talk to you through bribery than trying to get into his mindset because he'll never share it with you willingly and if you ask, he'll get embarrassed/angry and become even more introverted. He'll grow out of it :tongue: if he wants to go out and do things he's not been allowed to before or hasn't ever done before, then, within reason of course, it's best to let him - 'cause he'll appreciate the fact you've given him some kind of respect or acknowledged he's maturing. But my general advice would be to leave him to his devices, he'll get pissed off at you for pretty much anything :laugh: - that's how my younger brother was and I'm sure I was guilty of at least some of what I've described when I was 15 too!

[Kizzy]

Thanks for the advice, we will muddle through have done the last 15 years lol.

[MTVN]

I hate it when people always say parents should have the talk with their kids, mine never did thankfully, my Mum asked me once if I needed a free chlamydia test when we were at the doctors though, it was very awkward

[Jessica.]

I read this as 'I have a 15 year old son' at first ah\

God, not yet. :nono:

[Jessica.]

my Mum asked me once if I needed a free chlamydia test

:laugh3::laugh3:

[Kizzy]

Haha! im not that bad...yet... but seriously he is this 6ft thing who is permanantly hungry and goes through 3 cans of lynx a week! ...who is this changeling?

[Ammi]

I hate it when people always say parents should have the talk with their kids, mine never did thankfully, my Mum asked me once if I needed a free chlamydia test when we were at the doctors though, it was very awkward

...and did you?..

It works the other way round too, I noticed my son was wearing a watch I hadn't seen before, when I commented on it, he said he got it free when he went for a chlamydia test....When I looked startled he said...'Oh, everythings fine...I thought I may as well have the free watch...'
...anyway, it was a sh*t watch

[Jessica.]

...and did you?..

It works the other way round too, I noticed my son was wearing a watch I hadn't seen before, when I commented on it, he said he got it free when he went for a chlamydia test....When I looked startled he said...'Oh, everythings fine...I thought I may as well have the free watch...'
...anyway, it was a sh*t watch

:joker: I think kids love free stuff, I once made a bank account when I was in secondary school just for a free phone, even though I already had one, the free phone was awful, but I was proud of it because it was free.

[Ammi]

:joker: I think kids love free stuff, I once made a bank account when I was in secondary school just for a free phone, even though I already had one, the free phone was awful, but I was proud of it because it was free.

Haha, I know......my youngest son paid £5 for a ring once because this guy told him it was 'real gypsy gold', he was so pleased with his bargain.....his finger went green...

[MTVN]

...and did you?..

It works the other way round too, I noticed my son was wearing a watch I hadn't seen before, when I commented on it, he said he got it free when he went for a chlamydia test....When I looked startled he said...'Oh, everythings fine...I thought I may as well have the free watch...'
...anyway, it was a sh*t watch

I didn't no, it was an embarrassing situation so I just moved things along :laugh: we had people come in to school giving them out as well but we didn't get watches unfortunately, just crappy little sperm keyrings

[Liberty4eva]

When talking with males, whatever you talk about it's usually best to be doing some activity while you're talking. And that's ESPECIALLY true when it's a sensative or awkward subject you want to discuss. Whether it's fixing your car, going bowling, shooting baskets, be sure you're doing something while you talk to them.