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Z
14-02-2012, 01:31 AM
Shows that ought to be made... (both puns and original ideas accepted)

CountyDown - a Northern Irish themed Maths challenge presented by its very own Jen. Lots of Jane Austen and tits. NSFW.

LOSTalex - a plane crashes on a mysterious desert island, the survivors have to debate their way off it or die trying.

Playing it *Kate* - TiBB's young men have to try and convince Kate that they are not gay and win going on a date with her. Pundits reckon the whole thing's a sham and there aren't any straight men taking part.

Beastienders - There seems to be a lot of sex and shouting and I'm not really sure why. Wear protection while watching, nobody's safe.

The Olden Girls - lily stars as a venerable old woman trying to make the best of her 'golden years'. Lots of Jane Norman and tits. NSFW.

Ninastar Trek: The Next Generation - Caitlin and some people with facial deformities charge about space doing whatever it is that spacemen do.

Pill & Face - Stu (Pill), a recently out drug user, and hannah (Face), a girl so deeply in love with herself that she failed to notice that Karl was a drug user, star in this hilarious sitcom. Darenn (as Karen) and Jack_ (as Jack) also star.

Specs And The City - Niall plays the main character in this girly sitcom all about sex in spectacles (and often making a spectacle of themselves too, ho ho). Dezzy, Enid and Karl also star.

Coronashaun Street - highly successful soap opera that shows that every marriage is doomed to fail, all children will grow up to be messed up and Shaun Tully, the highly camp resident gay is there to see it all.

Benjamin
14-02-2012, 01:33 AM
:laugh:

Ramsay
14-02-2012, 01:34 AM
Brilliant :laugh2:

GypsyGoth
14-02-2012, 01:37 AM
:laugh3:

Maia
14-02-2012, 01:37 AM
:laugh3:

King Gizzard
14-02-2012, 01:37 AM
:joker:

HuGhostbusters

Shaun, Zee and Linda go on the search of forgotten TiBB members from the past

Smithy
14-02-2012, 01:40 AM
:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

Jack_
14-02-2012, 01:49 AM
:joker: :joker: :joker:

Shaun
14-02-2012, 02:37 AM
:love:

Big Fat GypsyGoth Weddings - The Boudoir rally around to create the campest and tackiest wedding ceremonies going, with church hymns replaced by Natalia Kills megamixes.

Bananorama - Long drawn-out pauses interspersed between absurd political conspiracies hosted by a member who really should've left by anyone's standards

Bobnot the Builder - Joined by his vehicle friends chuff_me_dizzy and Chuck, bobnot sets off to tend to TiBB's less glamorous accidents

Life on Roy Mars - A bunch of surly 80s football and hip-hop fans tackle crime in unorthodox methods.

The Mighty BOOSH - Annual telethon featuring the new photographs of everyone's favourite underrated camera-*****.

Gavin and Stacey. - Two permabanned members seek love and each other through alternative forums with the aid of their cherished friends Smithy and Jessica.

and How to Solve a Problem Like Arista really should've taken off.

King Gizzard
14-02-2012, 02:38 AM
my favourite thread

Kizzy
14-02-2012, 02:41 AM
Haha! do me :D pleeese

King Gizzard
14-02-2012, 02:43 AM
whoa whoa whoa now

you've only just met

Kizzy
14-02-2012, 02:45 AM
dont be cheap..

Shaun
14-02-2012, 02:45 AM
lmfao

there was a 13yo girl here (torquay) called Kizzy Neal and she had a BBC 3 documentary about her because she was (for a time) the youngest teenage mother... so I doubt you'd like that kizzy :laugh:

Z
14-02-2012, 02:48 AM
Kizzy McGuire - a Disney channel favourite, this teen sitcom shows a side of Hilary Duff that got repressed by years of being pimped out by Disney and dating that Carter sibling. Shame.

You've Ben Framed - ukturtle does the voiceover in this clip show where he makes fun of other people and gives them money for it. Truly devastating to watch.

Catchphlip - Contestants try and figure out what is behind the squares on the screen. It is invariably always a picture of Phlip looking a bit depressed. No winners to date.

Kizzy
14-02-2012, 02:51 AM
Woo hoo! haha brill thanks :)

King Gizzard
14-02-2012, 02:51 AM
You need to write the Zeebrina The Teenage witch blurb

Shaun
14-02-2012, 02:55 AM
-tries to think of a blurb for Saved by the Bollo-

Z
14-02-2012, 02:56 AM
You need to write the Zeebrina The Teenage witch blurb

Zeebrina The Teenage Witch - Zeebrina, a teenage witch, gets herself into all sorts of unlikely situations in this kids favourite. Always there to help is her pet cat Salemonjam, a former warlock hell bent on seeing up her skirt.

King Gizzard
14-02-2012, 02:56 AM
Salemonjam omg

Lee.
14-02-2012, 03:07 AM
I don't get this thread at all!
-is drunk-
Just as a sidenote... Claymores was a topic of conversation in the pub tonight :)

Locke.
14-02-2012, 03:08 AM
Was he there?

Lee.
14-02-2012, 03:11 AM
No

Ninastar
14-02-2012, 03:11 AM
lmao

nicole_burks
14-02-2012, 03:14 AM
:bored:

Shaun
14-02-2012, 03:15 AM
were you playing 20 questions and the first question was "are you a sad old antisocial alcoholic?"?

Lee.
14-02-2012, 03:17 AM
No

Z
14-02-2012, 03:29 AM
No

Ahh, but she IS playing 20 questions!

Lee.
14-02-2012, 03:31 AM
Next question..

Z
14-02-2012, 03:31 AM
Next question..

Have you been drinking cider?

Lee.
14-02-2012, 03:32 AM
No

Z
14-02-2012, 03:33 AM
Do you have a large pair of blue wings on your back?

Lee.
14-02-2012, 03:35 AM
Erm... yes.

Z
14-02-2012, 03:35 AM
Knew it, you're Samia Ghadie

Lee.
14-02-2012, 03:36 AM
Nope

Z
14-02-2012, 03:37 AM
wtf i guessed it i got it right shut up i hate you

Lee.
14-02-2012, 03:40 AM
You got it wrong live with it innit ihate you too

Z
14-02-2012, 03:41 AM
you're tacky and i hate you!

Lee.
14-02-2012, 03:45 AM
Tacky? Better tacky than chavvy.. bitchfacecockfanny.

Ramsay
14-02-2012, 03:49 AM
you're tacky and i hate you!

Whatzusayinboutmybowtie???

CharlieO
14-02-2012, 03:53 AM
I deem this mildly funny.

King Gizzard
14-02-2012, 03:54 AM
Well that's alright then

Lee.
14-02-2012, 03:54 AM
What's a bowtie?

Jords
14-02-2012, 04:03 AM
I deem this mildly funny.

:joker::joker::joker:

Benjamin
14-02-2012, 08:56 AM
CSI: MiAmmi - follows a random team of forensic investigators who use both cutting-edge drinking methods and old-fashioned brute punishment to solve TiBB crimes. Lieutenant Ammi heads the team of investigators while working crimes in the steamy and vulgar surroundings and uncultured crossroads of TiBB. Ammi, her second in command Detective Scott Duswanqueene, and their team (Bollo, Boa Arista, Doogle, Salman!, and CarDezzy) probe cases similar to those of their forum counterparts, but TiBB CSIs are cops first and drunkards second.

Lee.
14-02-2012, 09:01 AM
What's a bowtie?

Pmsl... at 4 o clock this morning the word "bowtie" seemed so alien to me! I was Saturday.g it kinda like how folk say "towie". It all makes perfect sense now though :)

Ammi
14-02-2012, 09:08 AM
CSI: MiAmmi - follows a random team of forensic investigators who use both cutting-edge drinking methods and old-fashioned brute punishment to solve TiBB crimes. Lieutenant Ammi heads the team of investigators while working crimes in the steamy and vulgar surroundings and uncultured crossroads of TiBB. Ammi, her second in command Detective Scott Duswanqueene, and their team (Bollo, Boa Arista, Doogle, Salman!, and CarDezzy) probe cases similar to those of their forum counterparts, but TiBB CSIs are cops first and drunkards second.

Hahaha....I think Scott will object to being a 'second'....I think he'll be happy with the 'probing' though

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
14-02-2012, 09:20 AM
Scott Duswanqueene

:amazed:

Ammi
14-02-2012, 09:53 AM
Ok touche...
Benidorm
A motley collection of holidaymakers gather in the all-inclusive Solana Resort, Benidorm. Each of them is determined to get the most out of their holiday.

Ben (Ukturtle) is a quiz champion (nicknamed "The Mole") who's on holiday with his mother Sooty (The Easy Listener)

Marc is on holiday with his wife Harry, their teenage daughter Lee, eight-year-old son Michael 21 and Harry's mother, Madge.

Novo and his wife Chuff Me Dizzy are a couple of middle-aged swingers looking for as much sun,sea and sex as possible.

Glenn and his wife *Kate* have only been married for a few years but already seem destined for the divorce courts. A holiday in the Solana Resort isn't likely to help much.

Shaun and Scott are a gay couple taking a break from their newly established hairdressing business back in Derby

Niamh.
14-02-2012, 10:56 AM
:laugh2:

Black Dagger
14-02-2012, 11:00 AM
:laugh2: This is amazing.

Kate!
14-02-2012, 11:05 AM
Ok touche...
Benidorm
A motley collection of holidaymakers gather in the all-inclusive Solana Resort, Benidorm. Each of them is determined to get the most out of their holiday.

Ben (Ukturtle) is a quiz champion (nicknamed "The Mole") who's on holiday with his mother Sooty (The Easy Listener)

Marc is on holiday with his wife Harry, their teenage daughter Lee, eight-year-old son Michael 21 and Harry's mother, Madge.

Novo and his wife Chuff Me Dizzy are a couple of middle-aged swingers looking for as much sun,sea and sex as possible.

Glenn and his wife *Kate* have only been married for a few years but already seem destined for the divorce courts. A holiday in the Solana Resort isn't likely to help much.

Shaun and Scott are a gay couple taking a break from their newly established hairdressing business back in Derby

:amazed: I'm married to Glenn!! There'll be no divorce taking place here ;) lol.

Kate!
14-02-2012, 11:05 AM
I love this thread, one of the best I have seen, Zee and Shaun.....hilarious :love:

HBB1508
14-02-2012, 11:36 AM
:laugh3:

Great thread it's had me in stitches!!!

Z
14-02-2012, 11:58 AM
I've done other, similar threads before but cannot remember for the life of me what they were. Off for a browse! Hahah.

King Gizzard
14-02-2012, 11:58 AM
Dezperate Housewives

CharlieO
14-02-2012, 12:27 PM
NinaStar Galactica - All NinaStar Galactica productions share the premise that in a distant part of our galaxy, a human civilization lives on a group of planets known as the Twelve Boudoirs, to which they have migrated from their ancestral homeworld of TIBB. The Twelve Boudoirs have warred for decades with a cybernetic race known as the King Landings, whose goal is the extermination of the human race.

Jamesless - is a British television drama series set in the Interweb on the fictional TIBB council estate. We follow the mysterious disappearance of James; the landlord of the TIBB estate.

Nicoal Miners

Blue Mountain Scott - The project follows three incuming (;)) freshmen attending Midwestern college, football powerhouse; Blue Mountain State who must quickly adapt to college life and juggle football, girls, classes and nonstop hazing. But what they are surprised by is the local ' boy hunter' Scott who throws a 'spanner in their works' (yes an innuendo) ;)

Gossip Greg - The series begins with the return of Upper East Side "It" girl, Zee van der Woodsen from a mysterious stay at a boarding school in Cornwall, Connecticut. Mark Waldorf, whom creators describe as the queen at the center of their chess game, is a longtime friend and occasional rival of Zee's, and the Queen Bee of Constance Billard School's social scene. The story also follows Niamh Bass, the bad boy of the Upper East Side; "Golden boy" UkTurtle Archibald, Niamh's best friend and Zee's transexual ex 'lover'.

Niamhkita - Nimahkita is a trained assassin gone rogue trying to stop a secret U.K. agency known only as TIBB:Mods from recruiting deeply troubled teenagers (yah me) and training them to become new moderators to overthrow the forum.

Ben 10: The Ultimate Spliffs - The series is about a boy who gets a watch-like drug device called the "Oatmealnitrix", attached to his wrist, this allows him to transform into various alien creatures under da infulence.

Pan Ammi

Z
14-02-2012, 12:31 PM
:lovedup: Gossip Greg!

Kizzy
14-02-2012, 12:36 PM
(pyra)midsomer murders...:)

Ammi
14-02-2012, 12:39 PM
(pyra)midsomer murders...:)

Hahahahahaha..that could be a long running series
...sorry Pyra.....:love:

Niamh.
14-02-2012, 12:40 PM
:amazed: I got one, thanks Charlie :love:

LemonJam
14-02-2012, 12:44 PM
I genuinely wish I had the talent to make puns this funny.

Ammi
14-02-2012, 01:05 PM
:eureka: Mollieoaks..starring her alter ego Pixie Plot
co starring: Callum Best tibber and Chuck Norras good as Callum but still fabulous
...and a rare guest appearance from Zee Zee Top forum member but not quite as good as a mod

CharlieO
14-02-2012, 01:20 PM
:amazed: I got one, thanks Charlie :love:

You are welcome beautiful. I only make them for the best members :amazed:

Jarrod
14-02-2012, 01:30 PM
Lol!

Marc
14-02-2012, 01:34 PM
Ok touche...
Benidorm
A motley collection of holidaymakers gather in the all-inclusive Solana Resort, Benidorm. Each of them is determined to get the most out of their holiday.

Ben (Ukturtle) is a quiz champion (nicknamed "The Mole") who's on holiday with his mother Sooty (The Easy Listener)

Marc is on holiday with his wife Harry, their teenage daughter Lee, eight-year-old son Michael 21 and Harry's mother, Madge.

Novo and his wife Chuff Me Dizzy are a couple of middle-aged swingers looking for as much sun,sea and sex as possible.

Glenn and his wife *Kate* have only been married for a few years but already seem destined for the divorce courts. A holiday in the Solana Resort isn't likely to help much.

Shaun and Scott are a gay couple taking a break from their newly established hairdressing business back in Derby

OMG :laugh2:

Niall
14-02-2012, 02:33 PM
NinaStar Galactica - All NinaStar Galactica productions share the premise that in a distant part of our galaxy, a human civilization lives on a group of planets known as the Twelve Boudoirs, to which they have migrated from their ancestral homeworld of TIBB. The Twelve Boudoirs have warred for decades with a cybernetic race known as the King Landings, whose goal is the extermination of the human race.

OH MY GOD :laugh3:

My favourite one yet! :worship:

Niall
14-02-2012, 02:36 PM
And Specs and the City made me laugh sfm too. :lovedup:

Marc
14-02-2012, 03:21 PM
Family Gay - A family of gays, including Scott, Ben, Dagger and many more.

[/Isn'tVeryGoodAtThis]

Doogle
14-02-2012, 03:22 PM
Get out

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
14-02-2012, 03:24 PM
Family Gay - A family of gays, including Scott, Ben, Dagger and many more.

[/Isn'tVeryGoodAtThis]

:joker:

Black Dagger
14-02-2012, 03:24 PM
Family Gay - A family of gays, including Scott, Ben, Dagger and many more.

[/Isn'tVeryGoodAtThis]

20 million viewers right there, /justsayin

Ammi
14-02-2012, 03:37 PM
..that deserves it's own thread Marc
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1_t4-3MwPH1VS9QECszl9WTQ8C3KBiY3AIeZFfhPqT0FFWN6j

Ammi
14-02-2012, 03:44 PM
..that deserves it's own thread Marc
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1_t4-3MwPH1VS9QECszl9WTQ8C3KBiY3AIeZFfhPqT0FFWN6j

Z
14-02-2012, 04:00 PM
..that deserves it's own thread Marc
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1_t4-3MwPH1VS9QECszl9WTQ8C3KBiY3AIeZFfhPqT0FFWN6j

I might start this later...

Marc
14-02-2012, 04:08 PM
Greg, you've made so many fantastic threads recently I want to +1 your karma.. but OMG I can't

Doogle
14-02-2012, 04:10 PM
Greg, you've made so many fantastic threads recently I want to +1 your karma.. but OMG I can't

I think we should start a petition to bring it back, it will stop the times where someone says something hilarious and they get about 10 joker smileys as their reply.

Marc
14-02-2012, 04:11 PM
I think we should start a petition to bring it back, it will stop the times where someone says something hilarious and they get about 10 joker smileys as their reply.

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

Doogle
14-02-2012, 04:12 PM
:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

I meant 10 different people doing it separately but that too :laugh:

Niall
14-02-2012, 04:38 PM
We should really be able to like/dislike posts imo.

Doogle
14-02-2012, 04:40 PM
I mentioned it in the TiBB Facebook group. I think I might bump the thread in suggestions/new additions or whatever

Harry!
14-02-2012, 08:03 PM
Why am I not in any shows xoxo

Ammi
14-02-2012, 08:08 PM
Why am I not in any shows xoxo

..you're in Benidorm, Harry

Harry!
14-02-2012, 08:12 PM
Ok touche...
Benidorm
A motley collection of holidaymakers gather in the all-inclusive Solana Resort, Benidorm. Each of them is determined to get the most out of their holiday.

Ben (Ukturtle) is a quiz champion (nicknamed "The Mole") who's on holiday with his mother Sooty (The Easy Listener)

Marc is on holiday with his wife Harry, their teenage daughter Lee, eight-year-old son Michael 21 and Harry's mother, Madge.

Novo and his wife Chuff Me Dizzy are a couple of middle-aged swingers looking for as much sun,sea and sex as possible.

Glenn and his wife *Kate* have only been married for a few years but already seem destined for the divorce courts. A holiday in the Solana Resort isn't likely to help much.

Shaun and Scott are a gay couple taking a break from their newly established hairdressing business back in Derby

..you're in Benidorm, Harry

My mistake, ahh Hey Marc what did you get me for St. Vals day :evilgrin:

King Gizzard
14-02-2012, 08:13 PM
Jokers > people +karmaring their friends all time

fruit_cake
14-02-2012, 08:59 PM
the Nathan supremacy :hmph:

Brother Leon
14-02-2012, 09:07 PM
:joker:

fruit_cake
14-02-2012, 09:12 PM
The Lion, the King Anton and the Wardrobe :amazed:

Me. I Am Salman
14-02-2012, 09:22 PM
Kate Me Out
Blind Kate
StreetKate


Basically Kate's name goes well with dating shows..or should I say kating shows :evilgrin:

Marc
14-02-2012, 09:24 PM
My mistake, ahh Hey Marc what did you get me for St. Vals day :evilgrin:

Anything you wish my dear :kiss:

fruit_cake
14-02-2012, 09:58 PM
Kate Fear :shrug:

Me. I Am Salman
15-02-2012, 09:27 AM
Kating in the Dark
another dating show Kate can be associated with