i have a date

[waterhog]

i have a date

its been a long time,
but i am told it like riding a bicycle,
i no i am going to sweat buckets,
but like the Fonz, i am going to be as cool as a icicle.
she is good,
well tell a lie, its all professional,
don't have sympathy for me,
i am in no way impressionable.
up and down i will go,
my heart is going to race,
i am going to try so hard,
i am going to name her "amazing grace".
she will touch me,
in places that alarm,
i am going to get the most out of my hour,
hyper will leave no so of calm.
like a true gent,
i will thank when i am leaving,
this is one magical date,
and trust me, i am so grateful for what i am receiving.

[Roy Mars III]

cant see how any woman could resist your charm madJOE

[Locke.]

Read this poem to her and you'll be sealing the deal straight away

[Ammi]

..Joe, I don't know what to say....good luck

[King Gizzard]

Good luck Joe

actually you don't need luck, just don't forget a box of chocolates in the shape of a heart

[Kizzy]

For once i am speechless! haha

[sooty]

Good luck, Joe.:amazed:

[Kizzy]

He dosen't need luck like pretty woman this 'date' sounds like a sure thing :/

[billy123]

For once i am speechless! hahaAre you joes date kizzy? Joe is a dark horse watch out!!!! :shocked:

[Niamh.]

All professional eh? :idc:

[Ammi]

All professional eh? :idc:

...Yes, I noticed that too...but didn't like to ask...LOL

[King Gizzard]

I wish you good luck on your date
Really hope she's not a state
and whatever you do don't be late
Is it secretly Kate?

[Ammi]

i wish you good luck on your date
really hope she's not a state
and whatever you do don't be late
is it secretly kate?

....lol

[Shaun]

Joe I wish you all the best,
and hope you've made a fine selection.
Just don't go and grab her chest,
and make sure you wear protection x

[Shaun]

Joe I wish you all the best,
and hope you've made a fine selection.
Just don't go and grab her chest,
and make sure you wear protection x

[Kate!]

I wish you good luck on your date
Really hope she's not a state
and whatever you do don't be late
Is it secretly Kate?

:hmph:

I am in a love triangle with Glenn and Scott right now, I don't need any further complications....

[InOne]

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1632442

I feel cheated Joe :nono:

[Roy Mars III]

he always posts the same poem on ds, he is not a one forum man

[King Gizzard]

Joe we want exclusivity :hmph:

[sooty]

Joe I wish you all the best,
and hope you've made a fine selection.
Just don't go and grab her chest,
and make sure you wear protection x

:hugesmile:

[thesheriff443]

joe give her one from me,lol,what you choose to give her is up to you ,

[King Gizzard]

yeah give her one from me too

[thesheriff443]

that was a great move by the dark horse,

[sooty]

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1632442

I feel cheated Joe :nono:

We know Joe posts same one to Ds as well.

Once we were very hard on him. I do not blame he started to post to other one.
Still anything he says from bottom his heart.

(Joe, by my experience, I might be an old fashion, but you better pay your fist date. A woman judge him by little things like that.)

[thesheriff443]

iv always found women judge you by the big things,

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

gwan joe!

[Harry!]

That's two TiBB Joe's in LUV

-calls InOne-

[waterhog]

thank you all so much from the bottom,
you all put to shame dot cotton.
some are happy some are well jel,
some dont understand, my own moth i would sell.
yes its controversial and there is internet forum loyalty,
but let me lap up this fame, let me pretend i am a HIT, and have royalty.
then i can crash and go back to my political hobby,
and on the forums you can all ask for me to leave with a lobby.
i am a flirt and my message must always be heeded,
and untill i am 6 feet under, poetry will leave me receded.


( in normal words - i thank you and i thank the hosts for remembering about other forums and i thank everyone for there loverly words towards me - god i am happy and when people all contribute and put in there 10 cents - its tells me the reasosn why i write poems lol )

[arista]

Joe we want exclusivity :hmph:




He is to Manic.





Life In The City

[michael21]

here is some more date for you madJOE

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Gi1vG1Q4uxM/Tn4cjX3RHMI/AAAAAAAAAhY/9uqFG7gFX2U/s1600/Dates.jpg

[Kizzy]

Just to clarify...i was not the date haha

[michael21]

Just to clarify...i was not the date haha

:suspect:

[Jessica.]

i have a date

It's* been a long time,
but I* am told it's* like riding a bicycle,
I* know* I* am going to sweat buckets,
but like the Fonz, I* am going to be as cool as an* icicle.
she is good,
well I* tell a lie, it's* all professional,
don't have sympathy for me,
I* am in no way impressionable.
up and down I* will go,
my heart is going to race,
I* am going to try so hard,
I* am going to name her "amazing grace".
she will touch me,
in places that alarm,
I* am going to get the most out of my hour,
hyper will leave no sort* of calm.
like a true gent,
I* will thank when I* am leaving,
this is one magical date,
and trust me, I am so grateful for what I* am receiving.

Fixed, I think. :hugesmile:

By the way, if that means what I think it does, it's kinda disgusting.

[waterhog]

jesica - you have a dirty mind miss - kizzy - i am sad you said that and in that tone lol

micheal - i have all of them apart from the one in the middle - i think she refused me and stood me up lol

as for you arista - i hope you are not having a pop <

[Kizzy]

Aw soz joe, didn't mean to offend you, hope you had a great date :)

[Ammi]

How did the date go Joe?

[waterhog]

thank you kizzy and ammi very loverly words. but my lips are sealed i hve to get off this subject now excuse me someone at my door

[Angus]

Hey Joe, I hope your date went well,
and that for your charm she really fell,
but if it bombed, take heart and know,
there's someone, somewhere will make you glow.

[Ammi]

Hey Joe, I hope your date went well,
and that for your charm she really fell,
but if it bombed, take heart and know,
there's someone, somewhere will make you glow.

Ha..you've still got it Angus:wink:

[Kizzy]

im glad you had fun, and your heartstrings were plucked
but what we all want to know is did you get......
on really well, will you be seeing her again?

[Ammi]

im glad you had fun, and your heartstrings were plucked
but what we all want to know is did you get......
on really well, will you be seeing her again?

Kizzy!...:blush2:

[Angus]

Ha..you've still got it Angus:wink:

Lol, even if I am clinging on to it by my fingernails:joker:

[Angus]

im glad you had fun, and your heartstrings were plucked
but what we all want to know is did you get......
on really well, will you be seeing her again?

:shocked::laugh:

[Kizzy]

what?.....;)

[Ammi]

Lol, even if I am clinging on to it by my fingernails:joker:

...you look pretty safe to mehttp://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQm79wI-fHq2XkBHyiX4h9S-EpU4zAD1vzZF8LoG-adB-UL64vcA

[waterhog]

kizzy as i have said i am a true gent,
i will never disclose if my sauagae went stiff bent.
was i happy or am i being snide,
did it go in easy or was it a tough ride.
did i last long was it over quick,
to much detail, OMG i feel sick.
you lot please stop feeding me with this chuckle,
i can not keep rhyming and i will buckle.
i am keeping quiet and to this thread i am not going to contribute,
its over i am now on mute.

[Ammi]

kizzy as i have said i am a true gent,
i will never disclose if my sauagae went stiff bent.
was i happy or am i being snide,
did it go in easy or was it a tough ride.
did i last long was it over quick,
to much detail, OMG i feel sick.
you lot please stop feeding me with this chuckle,
i can not keep rhyming and i will buckle.
i am keeping quiet and to this thread i am not going to contribute,
its over i am now on mute.

...LOL Joe

[Kizzy]

Haha nice one joe! :D