Chat Up Lines...a thread inspired by Madjoe

[Ammi]

Show us your best lines....

[King Gizzard]

Your eyes are like a spanner whenever I see them my nuts tighten

:evilgrin:

[Roy Mars III]

hey girl, how you living

[Kate!]

How'd you like to see your feet in my car's mirrors?

[Josy]

:laugh3:

[Ammi]

Your eyes are like a spanner whenever I see them my nuts tighten

:evilgrin:
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmcdMNuNd9jzn0J7lZzfUNv-OpPxKPZHy_I6euqHToKaRxGll5Sg

[Shaun]

get on my dick

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Your eyes are like a spanner whenever I see them my nuts tighten

:evilgrin:

oh for god's sakes

[King Gizzard]

(disclaimer - i haven't actually used that)

[King Gizzard]

maybe i have

[Pyramid*]

Patter merchant: - "I need a partner for a competition later on tonight..... "

Me: - "Yeah... sure why not. What's the competition then?"

Patter merchant:- "A French Kissing one...."


yep: I've been caught out with this one before!:blush2:

[michael21]

get on my dick

http://www.magnifyingglasses.co.uk/acatalog/jumbo.jpg

[michael21]

How'd you like to see your feet in my car's mirrors?

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[thesheriff443]

have you got the time?
beacuse i have an erection

[Bollo]

Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

[Roy Mars III]

have you got the time?
beacuse i have an erection

:joker: