The neverending story

[Me. I Am Salman]

(Next poster has to post 5 words of their choice to carry on the story, and so on)
ONLY POST TO CARRY ON THE STORY. NO OFF TOPIC POSTS PLEASE


One Day There Was A...

[arista]

Fat Ass Lady walking here

[Marc]

(thought this was about the films :()

... from the bakery with some

[arista]

Iced Buns and Choco Spread

[Me. I Am Salman]

To Eat With Her Special

[Black Dagger]

Spoon that she had shoved

[thesheriff443]

deep into the jar of choco spread

[Kizzy]

Then, all of a sudden she...

[Me. I Am Salman]

got a phone call from

[Jake.]

Lord sugar, she had won

[RichardG]

a trip for two at

[Bollo]

a lemon meringue pie factory

[Z]

where Eugene Sully waited with

[Ammi]

half a bottle of shandy

[Z]

and a big long throbbing

[Jessica.]

Baguette, then a dog suddenly

[Ammi]

jumped over the pies when

[Z]

he whipped out his massive

[Ammi]

pot of popping candy canes

[Petershaw1984]

And emptied them out over

[Ammi]

the three blind midgets who

[Petershaw1984]

Started flicking each other with

[Ammi]

marshmallow light sabers while they

[Z]

tickled each other with soft

[Ammi]

hairy bundles of green fluffy

[Jake.]

Icecream, and then a man

[Ammi]

holding what looked like large

[Saph]

anul vibrators in his hand,

[RichardG]

stood up and started to

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/KA3iF.jpg

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/KA3iF.jpg

:lovedup: