a poem that made me rich and the reader smile

[waterhog]

a poem that made me rich and the reader smile

i am not going to gloat,
because it is wrong to look down,
when i whiz by you in my new roller,
please respect me like the royal crown.
these poems have paid off,
this one in-particular made me rich,
you will fully understand,
and have a laughter stitch.
on ever forum i use,
folk look at me as if melt would not butter,
some ignore me, some try to flirt,
others think i am a nutter.
but everyone has paid for,
even if sometimes i am extreme and vile,
the farct you have bothered to read this,
it has made me rich, now click off this page and don't forget to smile.


(i hope i have not come across arrogant - the whole point of this is a fun poem and i would love poem replys from anyone with any views.)

[Niamh.]

There was a young man called The Joe,
Who wrote poems wherever he would go,
He posted them on T-i-B-B,
The result was not free,
His bank balance began to grow.

[waterhog]

niahm i love you and i do adore,
with you i want to score.
speak to me baby lets do a duo,
but lets sit and relax and have a game of cludo.

[GypsyGoth]

:evilgrin:

[waterhog]

niahm - why did you not reply in my date poem ? i was looking forward to me and you sitting in a tree - k-i-s-s-i-n-g lol

[Shasown]

niahm - why did you not reply in my date poem ? i was looking forward to me and you sitting in a tree - k-i-s-s-i-n-g lol

Niamh may be a babe both sexy and hot, Easy and anyones though she is not.
Married with children in love with her man. She has more respect for herself than to date some flash in the pan.
Besides MadJoe, she is staff at this site. To whom only a few can hold a candle. We wouldnt be too impressed to see her leave in a scandal.
Though some amusement could be taken no blame could be apportioned by heck, if her husband to decided to rip the head off a crappy poet and sh!t down his neck

[arista]

There was a young man called The Joe,
Who wrote poems wherever he would go,
He posted them on T-i-B-B,
The result was not free,
His bank balance began to grow.


The Problem is He does not just post here
he puts the Same script on loads of forums.


So he is not a real TIBBer
sadly.

[Callum]

The Problem is He does not just post here
he puts the Same script on loads of forums.


So he is not a real TIBBer
sadly.

True. They are posted on DS, too.

[waterhog]

but thats what i do - i get effected by news issues - express some views - depending how i am feeling - yes sometimes i get it wrong - then post them on a few forums - this gives people the chance to agree - disagree - or give a new insight into the issue - after all - that is what we do on forums - express our feelings on issues or talking points.

and i thought you lot liked me on TIBB - how wrong i was lol

[Callum]

and i thought you lot liked me on TIBB - how wrong i was lol

Who is saying that they do not like you? :conf:

[Jesus.]

MJ just don't know who to pree.

[waterhog]

callum - i think i am in love you lol

as for you jesus - i thought i new you ? and i do ? you are Aden the plonker from big brother - he used to say that would in every rap he did . off the top of my head as i was a huge fan of him and rebeka it went something like

my name is Aden and i am a ganster from the uk,
can you see,
i live on the streets,
you get me pre pre pre pre preeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
i fell in love with a princess,
who name was rebeka and i was me,
after i make a million from the streets,
we are going to be happy pre pre ore oreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee preeeeeeeeee