The Ninastar/Shaun Wedding Thread [The Ceremony]

[Shaun]

Earlier... on TiBB...

http://ma.encharter.com/Woman-Proposing-to-Man-Wedding-Marriage-Proposal.jpg

Help yourself to cupcakes x

http://www.ohcrumbscupcakes.co.uk/wordpress/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/purple-cream-and-silver-engagement-cupcake-tower.jpg

happiest day of my life <3

[GypsyGoth]

:')

[Ninastar]

all u bitches be jealous

[Maia]

I want the purple cupcakes

[Black Dagger]

WHERE THE **** IS THE JELLY?

What a rubbish party :idc:

[Ninastar]

when's the date of our wedding shauny babes xxxooo

[Smithy]

I bought you a present but claudia stole it, so imma just eat the cupcakes :bigsmile:

[Glenn.]

-arrives-

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/Amandla-Stenberg-BAFTA-Britannia-Aw.jpg

[Ninastar]

I need to pick out my dress, so do you shu xox

[Ninastar]

http://tackyweddings.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/cinderellak1m1.jpg

-struts-

[Shaun]

omfg yeah, I hereby confirm Dezzy as my maid of honour.

I think this is TiBB's first lesbian wedding (ik, ik, i look butch in the OP).

[Ninastar]

Niamh is our best man

[Shaun]

who's giving us away?

[Benjamin]

Who is your best man?

[Brother Leon]

*arrives smart*

http://photo.mensfashionforless.com/o/pink-polo-white-shorts-blue-flip-flops.jpg

[Ninastar]

Niamh is our best man

Who is your best man?

don't ruin my wedding because you can't read ben.

-slaps-

[Benjamin]

Congratulations by the way. :love:

[Ninastar]

who's giving us away?

setanta and claymores

[Black Dagger]

I think El Proximo should give them away, he'd be right impartial.

[Kizzy]

mother of the bride?....
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8Mq0Vel07GzPjHmxBA8bubYY_-re9JfZsiRe-W-otO4THj2zxxYkHxYpu

[Benjamin]

don't ruin my wedding because you can't read ben.

-slaps-

Lol. My apologies.

Here, have my gift for you two.


http://cdn.freshome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Hello-Kitty-House-in-Shanghai-1.jpg

[Ninastar]

it's beautiful, thank you ben -sobs-

[Glenn.]

Here's my present.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/tesco-2t07-value-2-slice-toaster.jpg

[Shaun]

omg...our first toaster -bursts into tears-

My bachelorette party will be tomorrow (Thursday) night and I want Marc to organise it. Idk what Caitlin's doing but we have to have separate parties obv x

[Ninastar]

Mine will be the following evening so we both have time to recover for the most fabulous event of the year

our wedding!!!! xoxox

[Marc]

One of you is still married...

[Marc]

...... to Arista

[Shaun]

he died in Iraq

[thesheriff443]

is this another shot gun marriage?,who is the dad?lol

[Ninastar]

shut up marc no1 asked ur opinion

[michael21]

l did not see this coming here my wedding present to Ninastar

[ http://blogna.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/naya-rivera.jpg


what Shaun does not no is me and Ninastar hash a plan where Ninastar would marry Shaun and on there wedding night kill him and take his life saving of £5.27

[Smithy]

:joker: :joker:

[Ninastar]

thank you micheal, I always wanted a cheerleader

and that's not true shaun, I have no idea what he's talking about

[Smithy]

your avatar looks like the girl from icarly

[Ninastar]

I'm offended

[michael21]

thank you micheal, I always wanted a cheerleader

and that's not true shaun, I have no idea what he's talking about

that right you doing well Shaun wont no till it to late Shaun is already marry to arista so when you kill Shaun get his keys and we can nick Arista 3dtv salel it on ebay and with the money we can go to the usa and i can marry quinn and you can marry naya and if you get bore we can swap :evilgrin:

[Ninastar]

no micheal shaun is my one and only

[michael21]

no micheal shaun is my one and only


one and only ticket to usa

:laugh:;)

[Shaun]

-is touched-

omg caitlin not before our wedding night

-swats away hand-

[Marc]

shut up marc no1 asked ur opinion

It turns out you were both secretly married to Arista :shocked:

And he's here today to share this precious moment with you!!!!

[Glenn.]

-escorts michael out-

[Marsh.]

a_acIIMjiow

:joker:

[thesheriff443]

sounds like another passport scam,

[michael21]

-escorts michael out-

:bawling: plan b the marry couple have to take a bus to the airport for there funnymoon


http://www.collect-corner.net/Speed%20Bus%201.jpg

[Benjamin]

Shaun. Smithy and Scott will be your step-sons. Sure you can handle that?

[Ninastar]

-is touched-

omg caitlin not before our wedding night

-swats away hand-

i can't help it, ur just so beautiful :sad:

[michael21]

have you pick your wedding dress :amazed:Shaun

[Shaun]

Shaun. Smithy and Scott will be your step-sons. Sure you can handle that?

I am willing to accept Caitlin, disgusting children and all. :love:

[Ninastar]

oh shaun

http://i.imgur.com/MKhXL.gif

[Smithy]

**** you mom :idc:

[Benjamin]

And Caitlin, you'll have to deal with Shaun's mother, Kizzy.

[michael21]

**** you mom :idc:

well she is you step mom :joker:

[Ninastar]

And Caitlin, you'll have to deal with Shaun's mother, Kizzy.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZEqmCa_Rizw/Tu9_gT7LA_I/AAAAAAAAAMo/yqG29-jkNjk/s1600/Feminism.jpg

[Black Dagger]

I repeat... WHERE IS JELLY?

[Shaun]

omg let's have a sailing-themed bachelorette party

[Shaun]

ben I hereby make you DJ for the reception

[Ninastar]

mine's a uniform themed party

:hmph:

[Benjamin]

ben I hereby make you DJ for the reception

Excellent choice. Who is your Vicar? I hear Ammi is available.

[thesheriff443]

jelly cant make it,

[Shaun]

Caitlin can arrange the vicar because she is more devout than me and prays 5 times a day x

[michael21]

mine's a uniform themed party

:hmph:

:nono: for the love god stick to the plan woman

[thesheriff443]

Excellent choice. Who is your Vicar? I hear Ammi is available.

she only does funeral services these days,

[Ninastar]

I pray for your health Shaun, you can arrange it

[Ninastar]

Excellent choice. Who is your Vicar? I hear Ammi is available.

yes Ammi is the vicar

[michael21]

I pray for your health Shaun, you can arrange it

:laugh2: kill him already the plane leave in 6 hours

[thesheriff443]

Caitlin can arrange the vicar because she is more devout than me and prays 5 times a day x

on your knees again:spin:

[Benjamin]

I hope michael21 has been made the flower girl.

[Shaun]

Nathan is hereby Usher.

Not the wedding usher, just an Usher tribute act, booked for the reception.

[michael21]

I hope michael21 has been made the flower girl.


:amazed:

[Glenn.]

I'm available for vicar duties should you require them. Not these namby pamby registrars who pretend to be vicars :hmph:

[thesheriff443]

only one of me:devil:,came in late but iv been around awile just watching,:joker:

[Benjamin]

Your first dance will be to this.

iEe_eraFWWs

[GypsyGoth]

Nathan is hereby Usher.

Not the wedding usher, just an Usher tribute act, booked for the reception.

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

excuse me Ben, we'll be dancing to 'The Boy Does Nothing' by Alesha Dixon for our first dance

[Ninastar]

we need to do the tango

[michael21]

excuse me Ben, we'll be dancing to 'The Boy Does Nothing' by Alesha Dixon for our first dance

yes your 1st and last dance :dance:

[michael21]

we need to do the tango

of the cliff

[Ninastar]

OMFG MICHEAL STOP TRYING TO RUIN OUR WEDDING. I LOVE SHAUN LIKE I LOVE CATS! -exhales-

[Tom4784]

*organises the Bachelorette party*

I've already got the Yacht, Novo's booked as the stripper and I've managed to find a Chaka Khan Drag Queen to perform <3.

[Shaun]

well finding Zee can't have been hard :idc:

[michael21]

OMFG MICHEAL STOP TRYING TO RUIN OUR WEDDING. I LOVE SHAUN LIKE I LOVE CATS! -exhales-

i see


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[Benjamin]

Arista should be in charge of catering, all those deals from Asda! Bargain wedding!

[Smithy]

All those budget asda walmart bargains

life in the fast food lane

[Smithy]

ben you edited your post :hmph:

[michael21]

Arista should be in charge of catering, all those deals from Asda! Bargain wedding!

Shaun & Arista in the same places

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RdF7S0TNAHY/TUMADgiw9DI/AAAAAAAAAZw/J6MgWgg-OwI/s1600/StewieGriffinwithshadowspot-lighted.jpg

[Lee.]

Omgz! Congratulations you guys! -weeps-

Shaun... do you need a stripper for your bachelor do? :evilgrin:

Niamh is offering her "You Can Keep Your Crocs On" act at half price.... or for a bit more Benjamin will dress as Kate bush and dance the Lambada for you

[Shaun]

as I've already said, arista died in Iraq and we'll have a touching tribute to him in Niamh's speech

Samuel. and Jords are catering

[Benjamin]

Oh, my deepest sympathies over Arista, I never knew. :hug:

[Ninastar]

we only just got over it ben. thanks alot.

[Black Dagger]

excuse me Ben, we'll be dancing to 'The Boy Does Nothing' by Alesha Dixon for our first dance

Well you most certainly won't in this scenario :wink:

[Niamh.]

Niamh is our best man

:amazed:

http://images1.hellotrade.com/data2/KG/XI/HELLOTD-1919311/harmonie_pro_big_20071016163129-250x250.jpg

[Z]

well finding Zee can't have been hard :idc:

I hope you pound on two pounds before your wedding day so you can't fit into your dress :hmph:

[michael21]

:amazed:

http://images1.hellotrade.com/data2/KG/XI/HELLOTD-1919311/harmonie_pro_big_20071016163129-250x250.jpg

that means you get to look after all the money quick let go some where nice :evilgrin:

[Niamh.]

that means you get to look after all the money quick let go some where nice :evilgrin:

:joker:

[Ammi]

..I'll have to find my cassock...I can only do this if you two young people can convince me you fully understand the Church's meaning of marriage..sex is for procreation not pleasure.....this can't be treated with levity...till death do you part.....divorce is not an option

[Marc]

-was supposed to have arranged the batcherlor party but got drunk and took some sleeping pills, now 10 days later, I see that it's been arranged without me-

[Z]

-was supposed to have arranged the batcherlor party but got drunk and took some sleeping pills, now 10 days later, I see that it's been arranged without me-

well thank god you're not organising the BACHELOR party with organisational skills like that

[Black Dagger]

Will there be a karaoke machine at wedding? :amazed:

[Marc]

well thank god you're not organising the BACHELOR party with organisational skills like that

Okay okay I spelt it wrong :bored: no need to be a knob about it kay? x

[Kate!]

:amazed: I consider myself responsible for getting these two lovely young people together with my amazing proposal thread last night.

here are your gifts Caitlin and Shaun

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhZmGfKiOJd6VtE30uYjo1FT0UU4nUv cFI6v7QlR2i8jk49r8yUQ

For in the sauna/jacuzzi thingy on your wedding night.

[Niamh.]

as I've already said, arista died in Iraq and we'll have a touching tribute to him in Niamh's speech

Samuel. and Jords are catering

There will be a minutes silence and this will be played in his memory :'(

YUVs7vXNZiw

Death in the Fast lane.

[Ammi]

:amazed: I consider myself responsible for getting these two lovely young people together with my amazing proposal thread last night.

here are your gifts Caitlin and Shaun

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhZmGfKiOJd6VtE30uYjo1FT0UU4nUv cFI6v7QlR2i8jk49r8yUQ

For in the sauna/jacuzzi thingy on your wedding night.

..that thread made me think about those American late night radio shows you see in movies....' ....to all the lonely hearts out there..let's share a tune as the night closes in.....' and they always played 'Smoke Gets in your Eyes'.....I absolutely love those shows...the best job in the world

[Ninastar]

:amazed: I consider myself responsible for getting these two lovely young people together with my amazing proposal thread last night.

here are your gifts Caitlin and Shaun

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhZmGfKiOJd6VtE30uYjo1FT0UU4nUv cFI6v7QlR2i8jk49r8yUQ

For in the sauna/jacuzzi thingy on your wedding night.

this is a lesbian wedding kate, how could you

http://i.imgur.com/jtbSH.gif

[Shaun]

ugh conforming to gender stereotypes :rolleyes:

[Ninastar]

it's okay shaun -holds-

[Kate!]

this is a lesbian wedding kate, how could you

http://i.imgur.com/jtbSH.gif

ok, give me them back, I've kept the receipt. (the ingratitude of youth! :nono:)

here.....have these instead.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRITMA4RZGja6PW0RGKIvSwdiI1Ify-gXz6y8I6kpUW3hv1emwF

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[Shaun]

-is touched-

[CharlieO]

Caitlin I feel sorry for you. :hug:

[michael21]

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[Ninastar]

Thank you so much Kate. -wipes away tears-
Caitlin I feel sorry for you. :hug:

why Charlie? I'm marrying the woman of my dreams, haters to the left.

[CharlieO]

Thank you so much Kate. -wipes away tears-


why Charlie? I'm marrying the woman of my dreams, haters to the left.

http://vivirlatino.com/i/2007/08/beyonce072806_05-thumb.jpg
To the left, to the left.

[Doogle]

So happy for you :love:

[Ninastar]

shu bb, hope u hve a gud time tonite xxxxx

[Ninastar]

what they hell dylan? D:

[Doogle]

what :suspect:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

its funny because they are both raging homosexuals

[michael21]

shu bb, hope u hve a gud time tonite xxxxx

what does bb mean :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Ninastar]

what :suspect:

we posted at the exact same time, even though no one posted here for 5 hours

[Doogle]

we posted at the exact same time, even though no one posted here for 5 hours

O :o

That's really weird :shocked:

So weird in fact, that I think the only explanation is that we are blood relatives. Therefore I should be invited to the wedding.

[Ninastar]

its funny because they are both raging homosexuals

take your homophobia elsewhere

[Ninastar]

O :o

That's really weird :shocked:

So weird in fact, that I think the only explanation is that we are blood relatives. Therefore I should be invited to the wedding.

you already are!!!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i will take it to the streets and destroy some gays with my trusty gay zapper

[Doogle]

you already are!!!

:amazed::amazed:

[Black Dagger]

i will take it to the streets and destroy some gays with my trusty gay zapper

Can I help? :amazed:

[Brother Leon]

*Plots way to ruin Wedding*


Gather up Soldiers...
http://ricks.foreignpolicy.com/files/wire07.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Can I help? :amazed:

you may

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

first target is ronan parke

[michael21]

*Plots way to ruin Wedding*


Gather up Soldiers...
http://ricks.foreignpolicy.com/files/wire07.jpg

i was thinking that :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

you may

Just let me go and get my umbrella then...

[Shaun]

wurr my bachelorette party at :idc:

[Brother Leon]

Michael21, you may join the gang as we plot.

[michael21]

Michael21, you may join the gang as we plot.

:colour::colour::colour:

[Benjamin]

wurr my bachelorette party at :idc:

-Gets this bachelorette party going-

VBmMU_iwe6U&ob

[Ninastar]

does this mean that i can't post in here tonight
-sobs-

[Shaun]

LEAVE MY HEN NIGHT WOMAN, THIS IS FOR THE BUTCH LESBIANS
YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH YOUR SEXY LESBIANS TOMORROW.
x

[Niall]

Am I invited to this fabulous wedding :amazed:

[Ninastar]

LEAVE MY HEN NIGHT WOMAN, THIS IS FOR THE BUTCH LESBIANS
YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH YOUR SEXY LESBIANS TOMORROW.
x
k see ya tomorrow

[Kate!]

Wants to attend Caitlins hen night. I'll organise strippers, male and female to please all. Any volunteers?

[thesheriff443]

are you having a prenup?

[thesheriff443]

i once got ask to model for an anne summers party then the husbands and boy friends found out,and that was the end of that,lol

[Smithy]

Wants to attend Caitlins hen night. I'll organise strippers, male and female to please all. Any volunteers?

Our budget is two packets of prawn and cocktail crisps and ben is the only person who is that desperate :bored:

[Kate!]

He will do nicely, we won't care after a few shandies. He can sing for us too.:amazed:

[Shaun]

sry i passed out in the corner after making out with lemonjam and dancing to an ABBA medley

[Shaun]

/I watched Pulp Fiction with my flatmate and her newest conquest

[Tom4784]

*arrives late with a vodka filled super soaker and enough drugs to make Pete Doherty feel slightly dizzy*

[Shaun]

DEAN COME HERE LET ME DO A LINE OFF YOUR ASS bnSUOBN

[Ammi]

Dumb question of the day...Is this wedding going ahead and when?

[Kate!]

It's Caitlins hen night tonight Ammi, Shaun had his. Don't know what date the actual event is though. :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shauns hen was **** i must say

[Benjamin]

shauns hen was **** i must say

I concur. The only highlight was seeing Zee overdo the crack and become a frantic mess. He became delusional, thought Shaun was Kerry Katona and tried to kill him, and then he became convinced that GypsyGoth was a dominatrix, in which he pulled down his pants and asked to be spanked. It was a very awkward moment for all.

[Kate!]

I concur. The only highlight was seeing Zee overdo the crack and become a frantic mess. He became delusional, thought Shaun was Kerry Katona and tried to kill him, and then he became convinced that GypsyGoth was a dominatrix, in which he pulled down his pants and asked to be spanked. It was a very awkward moment for all.

:hugesmile:

I think Caitlins hen, tonight, will be one not to be missed.:devil:

[Shaun]

The wedding is tomorrow at 6.

[michael21]

The wedding is tomorrow at 6.

that doesn't give me long to stop the wedding :bawling::bawling::bawling:


i have kidnap Ninastar you will have to pay me 7p Shaun if you want her back

[GypsyGoth]

The wedding is tomorrow at 6.

:amazed:

[Ninastar]

If the wedding still goes through :hmph:

after today i don't feel like it

[Ninastar]

oh who am i kidding, i can't wait to get married


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tumblr_lds4xeJavH1qzjix8.gif

[Shaun]

what have I done? :suspect:

[Ninastar]

you support arsenal

[Kate!]

Aren't you two married yet?

[michael21]

you support arsenal

michael21 divorce lawyers services now open

[Ninastar]

NO KATE, THE WEDDING IS TOMORROW!! -sigh-

[Brother Leon]

Proof that Football>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marriage right there if you ever needed it :laugh:

[Shaun]

oh I see :laugh: well it's not my fault you support an inferior team :idc:

[Ninastar]

http://i.imgur.com/2Pm5R.gif

[Kate!]

NO KATE, THE WEDDING IS TOMORROW!! -sigh-


:laugh:

Ok, cba to read all the thread up to date so thought it was today. Doh. Who is the vicar? :D

[Shaun]

-cancels Arsenal wedding cake-

[Ninastar]

:laugh:

Ok, cba to read all the thread up to date so thought it was today. Doh. Who is the vicar? :D
Josy is the vicar
-cancels Arsenal wedding cake-

u betta bitch

[Shaun]

oh we got married earlier btw

it was a private ceremony

[michael21]

oh we got married earlier btw

it was a private ceremony

yes just you it was so private not even Ninastar turn up

[Ninastar]

yeah it happened m21

we're off to Fiji now, bye everyone xxoxoxox

[Black Dagger]

yes just you it was so private not even Ninastar turn up

Well I saw her turn up, because I drove her Limo, so yea.

[Shaun]

hang on caitlin I forgot to pack my eyeliner

[Ammi]

..don't forget the sunscreen..if you manage to go outdoors

[Ninastar]

u can share mine shaun

[michael21]

yeah it happened m21

we're off to Fiji now, bye everyone xxoxoxox

can you bring me back some Fiji rock :amazed:

[Z]

I concur. The only highlight was seeing Zee overdo the crack and become a frantic mess. He became delusional, thought Shaun was Kerry Katona and tried to kill him, and then he became convinced that GypsyGoth was a dominatrix, in which he pulled down his pants and asked to be spanked. It was a very awkward moment for all.

I've finally come down from all the crack.


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