The story of the baby pulling the dogs tail.

[Jesus.]

I used to know a child called Axel, and his family owned a dog. The youngster would constantly pull the dogs fur, and yank at his tail, and everyday, his parents warned him not to. Would he listen? Not a chance, because he thought he knew best.

Then one day, baby Axel received a small nip on the hand from the dog to warn him that it wasn't such a good idea. Despite everything that baby Axel had been doing to deserve it, the minute it happened, the child cried the house down and said it wasn't his job to not pull the dogs tail, it was his parents job to stop the dog from biting back.

Well, after that the kennel was closed.


True story.

[Shaun]

Sounds like Axel deserved it, and should have been aborted.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

beat the little **** over the head with a chair

[Jesus.]

They eventually sent the baby to America so it could develop an overblown sense of it's own importance.

[Kizzy]

That is one ace story jeebs :)

[Niall]

What terrible parents they are if they thought it would be appropriate to leave their child doing something like that to a dog unchecked. They should've seen it coming.

*****. :bored:

[Saph]

I hate children, dogs are fabulous! If I could, I would give every child in the world a slap round the face.

[Kate!]

Axel is clearly a little ****.

[Livia]

A good parable, Jesus.

[Kizzy]

Amen

[SharkAttack]

A good parable, Jesus.

No kidding. I was waiting to hear news about what happened to the mustard seed.

[Livia]

It looks like this one may mostly fall on stoney ground.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I hate children, dogs are fabulous! If I could, I would give every child in the world a slap round the face.

:worship:

[Jesus.]

Did I mention that Axel was lost?

[Roy Mars III]

let's hope this child never finds out what the internet is

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this children

[Jesus.]

You're all my "this children."

[Roy Mars III]

wat

[MTVN]

What's going on in here

[Livia]

We're discussing the parables of Jesus. Suffer this little children, and stuff...

[Kizzy]

nowt!
http://pcimagenetwork.com/baby/p9.jpg

[Jesus.]

What's going on in here

Parables iz srs business. :angel:

[Niamh.]

Closed - Baiting.