The Never Ending Story (maybe)

[Kate!]

I'll start a story. How it develops is up to whoever contributes. You may write as much or as little as you like, and have as many turns as you like, but after each post you contribute you must let at least one other person post an instalment before you post another. :)

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It was a quiet Sunday afternoon in Tibbland. The weather was lousy. Kate decided to have a cup of tea and a slice of cake and watch Murder She yWrote and Columbo on ITV1, and later she would get ready and go to meet Lucas, Ben, Niamh, Fruity and others at the local, The Terrapin Arms, for a few drinks and a bit of Karaoke. She hoped plenty of her fellow Tibb dwellers would turn up, it was always best with a good turn out.

Little did she know that her day was about to get a whole lot more exciting than watching murder mysteries on tv.

The phone rang......

[arista]

It was InOne
up in a Helicopter Free Ride.........

[Me. I Am Salman]

..Who told Kate that she won a lead role in the upcoming movie..

[Kate!]

Can't you make them a bit longer? Lol. :p

.... And offered to come pick her up in the helicopter and fly to Vegas to celebrate. Brrrrrringg. The doorbell went, waking Kate. She had dozed off and missed the end of the programme. She opened the door, and there stood.....

[Josy]

Ben, he was being all hyper because he had heard about Kates part in the upcoming movie, The movie was to be called, TiBB 2: The Rise Of The Lurkers and was all about the regular TiBB members trying to take back control of the forum after tons of lurkers and spammers joined up and took over...

[Ammi]

..Kate was overcome with excitement. She had been waiting for this call for years...the break she always felt she deserved. Her agent hadn't said 'what' the part was but he said it was substantial..not the lead but a great supporting role..something that people would find hard to forget easily. He would phone her later with the details, he had said..what a day this was turning out to be. Kate was a happy lady..it would be the best Sunday ever.

[Josy]

This isnt really working well is it? :laugh:

[Ammi]

....LOL, it's a bit confusing...we need those tickets...like at the meat counter at Sainsburys...

[Josy]

:laugh:

[Kate!]

Josy and Ammi, excellent.

Salman, the helicopter bit WAS a dream. Stop talking about genitals.

[Kate!]

Josy and Ammi, excellent.

Salman, the helicopter bit WAS a dream. Stop talking about genitals.

[Kate!]

Now.

The film was indeed all about Tibb, and would star not only Kate and Ammi in supporting roles, but also Josy as the leader of a trio of kick ass glamour pusses, code named Josy n the Pussies. Their mission was to Sawt it Owt.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Their arch enemy was a giant drag queen called Scott, who kept trolling and spamming and basically ruining the forum which Josy n the Pussies knew and loved. So the Pussies had to do something. They concocted a plan to get rid of Scott along with his fellow spammers once and for all, which was as follows..

[Kate!]

He would put Josy, Kate and Ammi down for the Hunger Games and make sure they got eaten by lions.

[Ammi]

Their arch enemy was a giant drag queen called Scott, who kept trolling and spamming and basically ruining the forum which Josy n the Pussies knew and loved. So the Pussies had to do something. They concocted a plan to get rid of Scott along with his fellow spammers once and for all, which was as follows..

...they would convince him he was a swan...he would believe anything. He loved the idea..the Swan Queen was born..a beautiful creature with a dark evil interior. Everything was fine for a while, but Josy knew it wouldn't last..Scott's lust for spamming was too strong and the dark side would emerge..she must be rid of him forever. She decided to enlist the help of the wise goddess Livia...Livia had a past with the dark side..she would have a plan.......

[Me. I Am Salman]

..to rip off Scott's swan feathers and turn him into Sunday lunch. So Livia and The Pussies sent Swan Scott a PM and told him to meet up with them at a secret location. Scott was confused but went anyway, little did he know he what was about to happen. So he arrived and the first thing he saw was a sassy black woman. He ran to her but to his shock it was just a cardboard cutout. Suddenly he fell through a trap door and fell right into a big cauldron. He turned around and from what he could make out was Kate, Josy, Ammi and Livia, who all laughed manically at him whilst they ripped out his feathers. A few hours later Scott was nothing but delicious home cooked meat and was feasted on by Livia & the pussies. But suddenly Livia took off her costume and it was Scott all along!! "Hahahahaha you fools!! That was a real swan which you killed and cooked!! I am still alive! And Livia does not exist! For she was me all along! I wear a mask and pretend I'm a woman called Livia every other day as an escapism from my wacky life! Muahahaha" The pussies were shocked and needed urgent help. So ringleader Josy got her mobile out and called..

[Mitchell]

Pothuthic, She asked him to join them, He came and Performed with Black Dagger singing One Direction, Before Black Dagger realized what he was singing and stormed off ontop of a came, When Niamh said...

[Kate!]

Someone has a very vivid imagination :D

[Me. I Am Salman]

Pothuthic, She asked him to join them, He came and Performed with Black Dagger singing One Direction, Before Black Dagger realized what he was singing and stormed off ontop of a came, When Niamh said...

.."CUT!!!" (she was the director)
After a long hard day of acting Kate & the girls went off to McDonalds for a happy meal. Kate was gobsmacked at the rise in prices so she wrote a formal complaint when she went home before putting it in the post the next day. Filming was not for another two days so Kate had lots of free time. She decided to go to her boyfriend Marc's house for a cup of tea and a brief chat about Hollyoaks when out of the blue..

[Ammi]

.."CUT!!!" (she was the director)
After a long hard day of acting Kate & the girls went off to McDonalds for a happy meal. Kate was gobsmacked at the rise in prices so she wrote a formal complaint when she went home before putting it in the post the next day. Filming was not for another two days so Kate had lots of free time. She decided to go to her boyfriend Marc's house for a cup of tea and a brief chat about Hollyoaks when out of the blue..

...Ukt appeared from the bedroom door, naked except for a small towel wrapped around him. Kate could see by the expression on Marc's face what was going on.
'How could you'..she screamed..'and with him, of all people - you promised after the last time.....'
..'he only came to fix the radiator' protested Marc..'you know I've had a persistant drip for weeks'
But Kate wasn't listening..she was already hatching her plan.....