TiBB Eurovision 2012 (Winner announced!)

[Shaun]

The patriotic Italians wrote a song listing all the fantastic and Iconic things about Italy.

It's sung by Alaniso Morrisetti

Her dress is designed by Armani and is made from Pasta :

http://i.imgur.com/zdPik.jpg

Her Head piece was designed by Dolce & Gabbana and she has stayed with the pasta theme for this :

http://i.imgur.com/NhhSK.jpg


To Be sung in the tune of Ironic - Alanis Morrisette
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Iconic

An old man turned and he ate
He had some Ravioli, what a great day,
It's a Pizza Pie with your Chardonnay
It's spaghetti bolognese when you don't have time to wait,
Isn't it iconic, don't you think

[Chorus]
It's like Rome on a Holy day
It's a Gondola ride when in Venice you stayed,
It's the Garda sun when you stayed by the lake
Gino D'Acampo's the king, It figures

Mr. Versace, was a shame to die
He was shot in the head and no one knows why
He dedicated his whole damn life to make us dress right,
But Donatella stepped up, she fought
Well, she is most wise
And isn't he iconic, don't you think?

[Chorus]

That's life, that's what all the people say, Oh frank Sinatra
Well you did it your way and Strangers in the night
And Pavarotti your life has an operaey way of helping me out when
You think you need to hear a song and nessun dorma is sung
with such grace

A bit of Verdi when you're on a date
Watch some Sophia Loren when I'm on my break
It's like a Mafia Don chasing you with a knife
Bradley Coopers the man of my dreams
His dad had an Italian wife
And isn't it iconic, don't you think
A little too iconic, and yeah I really do think

[Chorus]

Well, the Pope has a funny way of converting you
And the Pope has a funny, funny way of making you devout
Making you devout.

[Maia]

:worship: Amazing Niamh

[Tom4784]

*claps*

[GypsyGoth]

:love:

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/UaLJK.jpg

[Doogle]

That was absolutely brilliant

[Black Dagger]

*Mild applause because it's Italy and the Italian man just stole my champagne*

[Z]

:amazed:

[Shaun]

http://eurovisionobsession.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/armenian-flag-map.png

Fabulous, Alaniso!

We're the entire population of... yes, you guessed it, Armenia! And we're delighted to introduce the second performance of tonight's show: Oiks Aloud from the United Kingdom! (Zee)

[Tom4784]

I should have mentioned what tune I had used in mine *glares at Niamh for having sense*

[Z]

-feels nervous-

[Shaun]

I'll edit it in quickly if you PM me a video dean :p

[Shaun]

Strands of red, white and blue light illuminate the stage. Five figures are stood in front of microphone stands, wearing a mish mash of black and pink clothing. A familiar guitar riff reverberates around the arena and the crowd bursts into wild cheers...

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/OiksAloudTiBBVision.jpg

The five figures stand in line, alternating lines between them. (Ginger Hobnoberts, Horse-Smithy Walsh, Naqueen Corgi, Racist Tweedyjacket, Ruddy Hard-to-kill-Diana)

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Disco dancing with the Prince right-oh
Next they’re pumping on the bathroom floor
Neighbours listening in the uni halls
They’re saying go on Wills gotta get your hole

Leading William in the wrong direction
Can’t believe he’s taken such a shine
We can hear it in her elocution
Something povvo’s going on that throne of mine

Dunno what he thinks he’s acquired
She’s a strumpet from the class below
And when we drop, she runs the empire
It’s the sound I, it’s the sound I

It’s the girl that the Prince has found
That dog bitch slut is not allowed
In to the wealth she goes
While the Queen stands up; screams no-o-oh
Now she’s wearing white
And her sister’s bum is pert and tight
They’re two little perfect mounds
It’s the sound of a povvo, sound of a povvo crown

Evil plot running through their minds
Accident, I’m sure you’ll find
Cut the brakes so they lose control
And we’ll blame it all on alcohol

Will’s in love with that slut’s poor diction
Got a feeling she’s involved in crime
Probably got a drug addiction
Find a scandal we don’t have much time

Dunno how, she’s done it that liar
Probably just a really good blow
It needs to stop; the situation’s dire
It’s the sound I, it’s the sound I

It’s the girl that the Prince has found
That dog bitch slut is not allowed
In to the wealth she goes
While the Queen stands up; screams no-o-oh
Now she’s wearing white
And her sister’s bum is pert and tight
They’re two little perfect mounds
It’s the sound of a povvo, sound of a povvo crown

Yah, yah, yah, yah
Yah, yah, yah, yah

We need to kill that bitch with fire
We’re emphatic that she has to go
She can’t be, the queen of the Empire
It’s the sound I, it’s the sound I, it’s the sound I, it’s the sound I ohhhh

It’s the girl that the Prince has found
That dog bitch slut is not allowed
In to the wealth she goes
While the Queen stands up; screams no-o-oh
Now she’s wearing white
And her sister’s bum is pert and tight
They’re two little perfect mounds
It’s the sound of a povvo, sound of a povvo crown

The blood line stops with this awful plight
It’s the sound of a povvo, sound of a povvo crown
The blood line stops with this awful plight
It’s the sound of a povvo, sound of a povvo crown

Red, white and blue pyrotechnics explode as the five bandmates throw their mic stands down and look pissed off that people are cheering and not taking them seriously. They'll show that povvo bitch.

[Niamh.]

I should have mentioned what tune I had used in mine *glares at Niamh for having sense*

lol, mine might have sounded better if you weren't trying to fit those words into that tune :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Niamh.]

I'm trying to remember the tune of the sound of the underground (need to get my ear phones) and I keep changing it to the tune of Jedwards Lipstick :suspect:

[Tom4784]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wqjuOnV31qejy70.gif

[Shaun]

http://globeweeklynews.com/_40157933_opening.jpg

What a cheekily snobby song from the United Kingdom there!

Indeed, Zilyana!

Remind me, Erin, what is your gender?

Fabulous! *ass shake*

Indeed. Let's see what Kosovo (Marc) have to offer!

Cheap gender realignment surgery, fingers crossed!

[Z]

Thank you Dean s0b

[Z]

Oooh excited for Kosovo

[Tom4784]

These presenter bits <3 they're always gold.

[Maia]

Zee :worship:

[Maia]

Kosovo now they always deliver don't they

[Shaun]

post til~

[Shaun]

new page~

[Shaun]

Kosovo... go go go Kosovo...

It's time to go go go
To Kosovo...
Off to Kosovo
I go!
I know!
It snows!
With hoes!

You'll never knowwwwww
Until you goooo
Tooo Kosovo

I wont take no
from yo'
We're going to the show

The highs
The lows

When you gooooooOOooooOooo
To Kosovoooooooooo

Ko
so
vo!

http://www.warstore.co.uk/ekmps/shops/marlina/images/kosovo-kosova-flag-5-feet-x-3-feet-3088-p.jpg


hai/

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Maia]

........

[Tom4784]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dqu4WNpg1qgwaixo1_500.gif

[Maia]

Masterpiece

[Shaun]

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jan/Week4/15536043.jpg

We've embarked on the first Hungarian space program after reading that Kosovan...Kosovish...Koskoskoskosk... monstrosity. Earth is no longer satisfactory to us.

Quite, Georg. Whilst we escape your pathetic planet, try not to slit your throats over the next song from Sweden (Shaun)!

[Niamh.]

That was fantastic Greg :worship:

Marc................eh............super

[Maia]

Was just so funny how I said they always deliver and then they come out with that

[Shaun]

"Swede Dream", Shuyoncé

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1082/shuyonce3.png

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[During the intro, Shuyoncé is revealed on-stage accompanied by two male and two female dancers. Wearing a gold sequined leotard (as seen in the image at the bottom), she performs gentle thrusts to the beat.]
Every night I rush to my bed
With hopes that maybe I'll get to **** a Swede guy when I close my eyes
I'm improving giving head
Spanking my rabbit tail,
Tie up my hands, take me for a ride?
Mouths open, tongues cover your flies
And I hope it rains
You're the perfect slutty guy,
[A dancer runs up to her with a vial of pale white fluid]
What kind of cream is this?

You can be a Swede dream or a Norwegian nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you
[She slams herself inbetween the two male dancers provocatively.]
Swede dream or a Norwegian nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your cum's too good to be true
[She licks Dancer #1's bare chest before squatting and thrusting at the camera.]
My filthy vulva it ain't goin nowhere
Baby, long as you're here
I'll be gasping for air cause
[She stops thrusting and joins the female dancers for some choreography. It's really good, I can assure you.]
You can be a Swede dream or a Norwegian nightmare
Either way I, just wanna make out with you
[She suddenly snogs one of the girls, prompting several of the front row audience members to gasp, drop their glasses of vodka and, in the case of one young girl, cry.]


[She lunges forward, making a claw.]
I pounce on you when I reach the stairs,
I wrap you around all of my thighs
[She shakes her hair around madly.]
Boy, you're my man, don't you be shy
I wish that when I wake up you're there
To wrap your arms around me for real and tell me you're almost inside
[She runs a hand down the front of her leotard and stops, teasingly, at her mid-riff.]
Tongues filled with lust approach your flies
And I hope it drains
You're so perfect I could die
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a Swede dream or a Norwegian nightmare
Either way, ow, slow down, I'm gonna chafe from you
Swede dream or a Norwegian nightmare
[She squeezes her legs together, apparently suffering some form of irritation.]
Somebody stop me, you've turned my pussy to goo,
Followed your treasure trail, only found more hair
Babe, like a wig from Cher,
[She makes scissor symbols with her hands.]
I'll be trimming down there cause
You can be a Swede dream or a Norwegian nightmare
Either way I, am gonna sort out those pubes

[The stage goes dark and the screen is projected with an image of Noomi Rapace. Shuyonce stares, unblinking, into the camera for the entire bridge and occasionally snarls.]
(THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON!)
Tattoo your jizz across my heart
So it will remain....
Not even sweat can make us part
What kind of cheese is this?

You can be a Swede dream or a Norwegian nightmare
Either way I, need to rinse my vag in some shampoo
Swede dream or a Norwegian nightmare
Somebody scrub me, your love's infected me too
[She expresses an intense feeling of pain.]
My guilty pleasure I think you caused a tear
Baby, crabs in my hair
[She begins ascending the stairs at the back of the stage with some discomfort.]
A real H-I-V scare, cause
You can be a Swede dream or a Norwegian nightmare
[She turns around at the top of the stairs, turns around and wags her fingers at the screen of Noomi Rapace.]
Either way I, got the herpes from you

[Atop the stairway, now, she punches the air before shouting:]
Turn the lights out!

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/1330/shuyonce1.png

[Z]

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3: :love:

[Kate!]

:amazed: I've actually looked forward to this all day, and so far its had me in hysterics. Well done guys.

[Z]

Shaun omg :laugh2:

[Tom4784]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzm4a5GA0r1r3ku6x.gif

That was amazing, the pictures <3

[Niamh.]

Shaun you dirty bastard :shocked:



:laugh2:

[Maia]

LOL omg Shaun :laugh3:

[Shaun]

http://go.sky.com/SVOD/SKYENTERTAINMENT/IMAGES/L/Little%20Crackers/L_LittleCrackers_ep6.jpg

That was quite fierce, but not as fierce as Kathy Burke dressed as a nun. Hello everyone :hugesmile: :elephant:

Our next act is German (Nathan) and apparently that's okay now so let's hurry up before we accidentally make a Nazi joke. Say heilo to Doctor Joseph Gayballs and a very special guest!

[Shaun]

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Dr. Joseph Gayballs ft. Michael21 - Is my tea ready yet?

http://i.imgur.com/QEpGn.png


In a far away kingdom, unbeknownst to man, a goose called Joseph lived on a pond in Zambia, accompanied by michael21, an avid clarinet enthusiast. Known for their awards in the music industry and services to jazz rock, they were approached to represent Germany, the place of Joseph's mother's birth.

*The sound of the clarinet engulfs the packed arena, chants of ''Gayballs! Gayballs! Gayballs!'' fills the air the heavenly sound of Dr Joseph Gayballs flows through the air*






Quack quack quack quack quack


Is my tea ready yet is my tea ready yet?
I've got clarinet practise tonight is my tea ready yet?
Is my tea ready yet is my tea ready yet?
I've got clarinet practise tonight is my tea ready yet?

hello, my name Joseph, I am goose
If you ask me to quack for you I will refuse
Here my friend michael21, he is man
He is my number 1 fan

We watch videe together all night long
We friends that why we make this song
You no like this song I will cry
You no like this song Mr Gayballs will die

Is my tea ready yet is my tea ready yet?
I've got clarinet practise tonight is my tea ready yet?
Is my tea ready yet is my tea ready yet?
I've got clarinet practise tonight is my tea ready yet?

Oh michael21 don't touch me there
Goose-man relationships are frowned upon aren't you aware?
There are many nice ladies out there that for you you see
So please michael21, get your hands off thee

Is my tea ready yet is my tea ready yet?
I've got clarinet practise tonight is my tea ready yet?
Is my tea ready yet is my tea ready yet?
I've got clarinet practise tonight is my tea ready yet?

Quack quack quack quack quack
Microwaveable badger popcorn
Oatcakes and coleslaw
Table salt and pony chowder
Quack



Quack.

[Shaun]

-genuinely crying-

[Z]

Wat. :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Niamh.]

OMG that was actually amazing. Michael21...............:suspect:

[Tom4784]

*is in a state of deep confusion*

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

http://www.altiusdirectory.com/Shopping/images/Fly%20Fox.jpg

Hi, we're Ninastar's groupies. We're backstage drinking with Alaniso Morrisseti and Oiks Aloud! But enough of our nipslips (ohay Eurovision 2009 reference), let's go and see what Finland (GypsyGoth) have come up with this time around!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maia]

Nathan oh my god :laugh2:

[Shaun]

Cheetah and Violet will be performing and they will be singing Tsunami on the Moon

http://i.imgur.com/U8QVy.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/JoA6U.jpg Violet:
My world stopped the day
You slowly looked my way
I fell for you,
And your furry fashion
And I was lost
In your hungry passion

Lips that crave touched skin
Your mauling love begins.


Purrfect love washes over me
like a tsunami on the moon
You nibble into me
like eating pastrami with a spoon


My life started that morning
I came around in your arms
As the sun was just dawning
I fell for your charms
Walking paw in hand
I could no longer stand it

Then you started to bite
My husband photoed the site


Purrfect love washes over me
like a tsunami on the moon
You nibble into me
like eating pastrami with a spoon


http://i.imgur.com/5B3mb.jpg Cheetah:
na na na na na
na na na na na
na na la na na
na na na la na
la la na na na
na meow la la


http://i.imgur.com/JoA6U.jpg Violet:
Lips that crave touched skin

Purrfect love washes over me
like a tsunami on the moon
You nibble into me
like eating pastrami with a spoon

[Kate!]

Nathan :worship:

Am crying laughing.

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/fCxe1.jpg

[Niamh.]

-is getting slightly concerned with the bestiality undertones in the last two entries- :pipe:

[Tom4784]

*approves....of the song, not beastiality*

[Black Dagger]

Better than Blue.

Bravo

[Shaun]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/06/article-2070303-0F10D52700000578-90_634x444.jpg

That was quite beautiful, Finland, you've done yourselves prou-

SAY NO TO BESTIALITY

Oh lord, officer, deal with this. HERE'S ROMANIA. (Livia)

[Maia]

LOL GG :laugh:

[Niamh.]

WooHoooooooooo come on Livia :amazed:

[Kate!]

:laugh:

[Shaun]

Here is the entry for Romania. I call it, the Cultural Stereotype Song. I'd like to call them 'De Varza Umplute' - The Stuffed Cabbages. It's the Romanian national dish, don't ya know. This stuff is cutting edge over there.

Annoyingly, the clip goes on for ages, my song is the first one - 0 - 3.35

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The Cultural Stereotype Song.
I was robbed in Bucharest they stole my telephone
It wasn’t like this under Communism, was it hun?
For your phone they’ll roll ya
But at least now we get Coca Cola

Chorus:
Now we don’t live in a concrete flats – because capitalists
Don’t suck up to the Russians and that’s – because we’re capitalists
But the West still think we’re backward twats - but we’re capitalists… So **** them.

I used to work in a factory that made tractors
And before that at a couple of nuclear reactors
Once my work made me a crushing bore
Now I'm a genius in an Apple Store

Chorus:
Now we don’t live in a concrete flats – because we’re capitalists
Don’t suck up to the Russians and that’s – because we’re capitalists
But the West still think we’re backward twats - but we’re capitalists… So **** them.

Under communism we lived twenty to a house
But now I have MTV and Levi Strauss
Socialism was once our God
Now it’s iMac, iPad, iPod,

Chorus:
Now we don’t live in a concrete flats – because we’re capitalists
Don’t suck up to the Russians and that’s – because we’re capitalists
But the West still think we’re backward twats - but we’re capitalists… So **** them.

Yeah, **** them… repeat.

[Niamh.]

:worship:

[Tom4784]

That was amazing.

Under communism we lived twenty to a house
But now I have MTV and Levi Strauss
Socialism was once our God
Now it’s iMac, iPad, iPod,

:worship:

[Maia]

:worship: Great stuff Livia

[Shaun]

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That was wonderful, thank you Romania!

When the event organisers asked for a nice bit of fish tonight I bet they didn't expect me! Still, let's hope they enjoy our next act: Norway (*Kate*)!

[Shaun]

The stage/design

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWFgT3ZTmTGJ_YEXMEMK9vMI5JDbEfy aPL2et6aRKp0z3-M_oR

The "Group"

The Spicy *****s. Lead vocals Kate, backup singers Shaun, Black Dagger, Zee and Marc.

(AKA... Katie Spice, Slutty Spice, Vixen Spice, Bitch Spice and Syphillis Spice. Not saying who's who as I don't want to face a lawsuit for slander :hugesmile:)

Here are the Publicity Shots....

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRViN_OjXPcmBnrRU1csFGLKOAPEaDq0 Y5APkIXy1ogPcEhxkpOtQ

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Costumes for the Performance of "Wannabe"
(All "girls" will be wearing the same outfit)

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiMCtwkA1fm7fImenoF6-36WxN5PMh6ecZ7md3iquun-ZKX4-evQ

The Song - Wannabe (a Tibb Member)

"La La La La La La....Go! The Spicy *****s run onto the stage

We'll tell yer wot we want
What we rilly rilly want
A forum's wot we want
wot we trooly trooly want

All the *****s come to the front of the stage, turn and wiggle their bottoms at the audience

This is wot we'd like
wot we'd rilly rilly like
we all wannabe members
of the Tibb BB site

We wanna Kate waves a plastic inflatable banana
We wanna Marc dances provocatively next to a backing singer
We wanna Zee strips off top to reveal a coconut bra
We gonna Shaun squirts cream on a dancers chest and rubs it in, pouting at camera
Join Right Now! Black Dagger boings across the stage on this

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrWGu0Qy2iEm5y1gyvTXt4liDDQxrat waEK1lgL4kzJS_5IylGBg

We rilly rilly rilly wanna
get online...Yah!!

We're very good at postin'
We're not cheap slaaaags

Zee and Shaun stand behind Kate and Marc, pointing and nodding

n' we're not boastin'
except for Dags.....wot a hag!

(Black Dagger) OI!!!!! - pushes Katie Spice off stage. She climbs back, adjusts wig and fake boobs, carries on singing)

We'll tell yer wot we want
what we rilly, trooly want
we wanna
we wanna
we wanna
JOIN RIGHT NOW!!! All the *****s try to push each other out of the way to be at the front. Black Dagger shoves jelly in Shaun's face.

If yer rilly luv Big Bruvva
we wanna be your friends
talk about the show forever
hope it never ends
cos ya rilly luv Big Bruvva
we think your forum rocks
we don't give a hoot about

the size of your....Inbox! All the *****s except Katie Spice take condoms from their pockets, blow them up and pop them in Katie's face in turn. Katie stamps on their feet with her stilettos.
So, here's our story
from Kate to Zee Kate and Zee produce lipsticks, and paint rosy circles on each others cheeks (facial cheeks!)

you wanna mix wiv us,
we really aren't fusseeee
we got Shu in the house
she puts it all about Shaun takes a pair of knickers from pocket and throws them into the audiencewe got Marc
spelt with a C
her love don't
come for free Marc picks up a banner from the side of the stage and holds it up, it says "I charge by the hour"
Easy Dags likes to
be called Suzeeeee! Black Dagger looks shocked and shakes his head
That's us, you see

Shake your ass around
and wind up on the ground

(all the *****s dance and collide, and land in a heap on the floor - they get back up)

Shake your ass around
and ziggi zig, aaaargh! (all fall on the floor again. Get back up)

If yer rilly luv Big Bruvva
we wanna be your friends
talk about the show forever
hope it never ends
cos ya rilly luv Big Bruvva
we think your forum rocks
we don't give a hoot about
the size of your....Inbox!

If yer rilly luv Big Bruvva
you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta,

Shake your ass around
and wind up on the ground......"

(the *****s all fall on the floor again and wrestle madly - security escorts them from the stage)
Fin!

[GypsyGoth]

Good going Livia and Kate :laugh2:

[Z]

:love: for the last few entries!

[Niamh.]

Good job Kate :love:

[Shaun]

http://www.novinite.com/media/photo_story/200905/photo_big_886.jpg

RUDOLPH AND AUGUSTINE ARE STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE BITCHES <3 xo

Calm your tits Augustine! What a wonderful performance there from Norway! Now, we're here to act professional and not, in any way, joke about rape and domestic violence.

Haha non! Omelette du fromage!

Correct, Augustine! Safe humour is the way forward! And speaking of French, let's see what France (Mollie.) has written for us this year!

Vomir dans mon vagin, vous l'homme poilu souhaitable.

[Andrew.]

Moldova soon!

thats me :D

[Tom4784]

RUDOLPH AND AUGUSTINE <3

They were my first loves.

[Maia]

Kate :lovedup:

France :amazed:

[Shaun]

and le post~

[Shaun]

to page 14~

[Shaun]

Nathaniel ft. Nouveau-Dale-Win

http://i.imgur.com/c1MnV.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/Z32x8.png

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http://i.imgur.com/KEvIP.png

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Lyrics + Stage Directions

Nathaniel and Nouveau-Dale-Win run on stage wearing headphones, designer coats and beret hats holding a baguette. The stage is filled with dancers dressed up as frogs, snails and various other ********-esque creatures. Amongst them is one random Spanish man dressed as a lemur. The backdrop is the pink ******** spiral as well as several tents, trees and other scenery.

(Nouveau-Dale-Win)
Oh sometimes we go on ********
We play some rubbish that you've never never never heard before, oh no
But that's the fun of ********
Oh sometimes I go on ********
And I swear if you ever ever ever skip my songs oh no
I will beat you with a frog, k?

All background dancers bar the frogs pick up the frog dancers and whack eachother with them. The frog dancers make croaking noises.

Nathaniel and Nouveau-Dale-Win throw their coats off à la Bucks Fizz. Nathaniel dances by a DJ deck with the French flag imprinted on it and a Dell laptop perched on top, messing around with vinyl records and *DJing*.

(Nathaniel)
I'm your fan, now s'il vous plait, be my fan
Woot me Ammi, I'm playing Arianna Lee
I'll play some Eminem one day
Arianna first
Oh you like The Gossip?
Well I could play Heavy Cross, but that was just done
But here's something fun
Which Rolling Stones songs do you want?
Yes I've got a brand new playlist
It's filled with Hanson
Love Ain't Gonna Wait For You by S Club
I Was Born A Winner, Freddie McGregor
Same Old Brand New You by A1
I hope you woot that, because I am gonna play that
I found it like a needle in a haystack
Straight after that...it's Rebecca Black
Then how about some Rocky, A$AP

Noveau-Dale-Win jumps up and down rampantly as that is all his ******** character will allow him to do.

(Nouveau-Dale-Win)
Oh sometimes we go on ********
We play some Steps songs that you've never never never heard before, oh no
But that's the fun of ********
Oh sometimes I go on ********
And I swear if you ever ever ever skip my songs oh no
I'll slap you with a baguette (baguette, baguette, baguette, baguette, bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb)

Lights go black for 2.3 seconds before a burst of pink and yellow lights flash around the stage. The dancers have now advanced to taking baguettes and repetitively slapping the frog dancers with them.

(Nathaniel)
I stay up past half four.
I've got power, moderator
One second, just struck gold
A brand new video of Sticks for all of you
Plug it in, listen in
Skipping's not an option you have to listen to him
Witness this act of terrorism
No fear whilst he passes the delicatessen
I know, let's play Ministry of Sound
Oh God sake looks like it's the triangles now
Slower than ever won't hold me down
I'll probably still be here in another 5 hours
It's getting late, but it's my turn next
You all need to hear this song by Mêlée
No mehs please, been queued since 8
And don't bloody think about trying to kick me

Nathaniel and Nouveau-Dale-Win join together dancing whilst trying to get their own turn on the DJ deck, eventually both of them start slapping eachother with baguettes picked up from the floor of the stage.

(Nathaniel + Nouveau-Dale-Win)
Oh sometimes we go on ********
We play some rubbish that you've never never never heard before, oh no
But that's the fun of ********
Oh sometimes I go on ********
And I swear if you ever ever ever skip my songs, oh no
I'll throw snails at you, oui? Oui?!?!?! OUUUUIIIIIIIII!!!?!?!?!?!?

The dancers wildly begin to attack eachother with snails. The snail dancers refuse to take part in such savage cruelty and end up being used as part of the attack. A stage runner holds up a placard that has written in bold letters "IRONY".

Nathaniel is somehow on the ceiling of the studio. He falls straight into a snail, crushing and massacring it in the process. A parade of medical assistants run onto the stage crowding around Nathaniel and the snail immediately performing CPR. Nouveau-Dale-Win and all the other dancers also crowd around looking incredibly worried for the wellbeing of their companions. A Lithuanian man dressed as an ostrich is seen in the background chomping into a baguette and a packet of Doritos watching a previously unseen strategically placed television.

Nathaniel awakens and starts to speak again frailly.

(Nathaniel)
********, ********
I know you want to come to ********
Let's skip this, let's skip this
I cannot stand Ed Sheeran
Let's skip this, let's skip this
Never really was a fan of Amerie
Let's play this, let's play this
We all love a bit of The World's Greatest

Nathaniel jumps up and immediately begins to dance again. He is joined with Nouveau-Dale-Win as they relentlessly hop up and down in one area. The medical team and dancers in the background dance around in unison.

(Nathaniel + Nouveau-Dale-Win)
Oh sometimes we go on ********
We play 90s pop bands that you've never never never heard of before, no no
But that's the fun of ********
Oh sometimes I go on ********
And I swear if you ever ever ever skip my songs oh no
I'll murder your family, oui!!!!!!

The stage suddenly freezes over and a trolley spontaneously appears in the middle. Sticks runs onto the stage shouting "SOME IDIOT, SOME MORON, YOU DON'T PUT A TROLLEY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FROZEN STAGE". He is instantly captured by the animal dancers who throw him into the trolley and spin him around in the middle of the stage for fun, much to his bemusement.

Sometimes no one's on ******** :'(

Everyone bows their head and the stage goes pitch black.

Le Fin.

[Tom4784]

Stunning.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: :love:

[Shaun]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/02/04/DavidAttenborough460.jpg

Please... quiet down... this rare toad hasn't been spotted (lool) in over 30 years and this could be the first time the BBC gets footage of it.

Please, go away, leave us together for about 45 minutes, and enjoy Moldova's (AndrewWyld's) offering.

[Niamh.]

:amazed: Winner right there. Brilliant Mollie

[Kate!]

Genius Mollster :love:

[Shaun]

Harry Potter - Horcrux Of Me


https://p.twimg.com/AtR6ghmCEAACrJO.jpg

to the tune of:
pjK9e8Pv8ac


*spotlight focusses on harry and voldamort*

*after a grueling battle to the death, harry and voldermort run up to scaffolding on the stage which represents a burning building, harry looks into voldermorts noseless face and breaks into song*

(START MUSIC)

Days like this i want to fly away
Take my owl and move really far away
Cause you blew me up
You broke me down
Like i was dumbldore in your mouth
You took my power
and drained it down,
but that was then and this is now
now look at me

This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no
This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no
Throw ya spells and ya wands
throw ya elevating cars
but ya not gonna steal my, soull
this is the horcrux of me that your never gonna ever take away from me, no

I just wanna throw my wand away
Get really pissed with ron and hermione
Cause you blew me up
Your spells were cheap
Was always wanting to tortue me
I ran far, you caught up with me up
but that was then and this is now, now look at me

This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no
This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no
Throw ya spells and ya wands
throw ya elevating cars
but ya not gonna steal my, soull
this is the horcrux of me that your never gonna ever take away from me, no

(PAUSE MUSIC)

*harry and voldamort fight on top of the scaffolding situated at the left side of the stage, whilst harry screams 'get off me, your not gonna break my soul*

*voldermort falls off the ledge of the scaffolding*

*harry slowly walks down the scaffolding and onto the main stage, and looks upto the stage lights, and sheds a single tear*

(restart music)

Now look at me im still alive
My glasses are still on my face
You wont ever steal my soul again, ever, no oh
So you can keep those horcruxes
They dont mean nothing anyway
In fact you can steal all of them, yeah yeah
EXCEPT FOR MEE

(PAUSE MUSIC)

*hermione and ron join harry on stage, and hug each other and then they all break into a dance routine full of vigorous body movements*

(restart music)

This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no
This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no
Throw ya spells and ya wands
throw ya elevating cars
but ya not gonna steal my, soull
this is the horcrux of me that your never gonna ever take away from me, no

*ron and hermione walk away and leave harry to ponder on what would of happend if voldamort killed him, he sheds another tear, screen fades to black*

Le Fin.

[Maia]

:D

Merci everyone :love:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

oh god, lmao

[Maia]

:laugh2: Brilliant Andrew

[Shaun]

http://www.youtubefunnypranks.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/de485_funny_tv_hqdefault.jpg

Here's the ****ing Vatican City.

[Tom4784]

/ah

[Shaun]

The Power of Christ Compels You (To Wurk It)
By Fomas Kelchalavikaktischkyloff

Biography
After disgracing the noble countries of Bosnia & Herzegovina by failing to win Eurovision twice, Euro Pop Sensation and keen knitting pattern expert Fomas Kelchalavikaktischskyloff turned his back on the world of celebrity and twine and took off on an adventure of self discovery. The adventure however only lasted for 5 days as his time in Thailand was cut short after his kidney was stolen by a Thai Ladyboy named Meyloo Sunahmi, an ordeal that is currently being adapted into a Direct to TV Movie with Gabourey Sidibe playing Fomas, Danny Devito playing the role of Meyloo and Laura Linney as Hector, Fomas’ Hispanic sidekick.

Fomas was at his lowest ebb after being deceived by the scheming HeShe and fell into a deep depression that lasted a year until a light in the form of a catholic priest saved him from his own darkness, a gesture which awakened a deep religious belief within Fomas resulting in him moving to Vatican City to pursue a life of faith. With Eurovision drawing near Fomas decided to try again and win for his new found home, armed with his hot beats and lyrics and with God at his side how could he possibly lose?

Stage Directions

The arena darkens and a huge stained glass window depicting St Ke$ha comes into view and with it several priests who begin to repeat the line ‘The Power of Christ compels you’ while a growing hymn rings out. The Priests’ chanting grows louder with the hymn until they they can’t shout any louder at which point all becomes quiet as a loud robotic voice finishes their chanting with a’...To work it’ and a giggle at which point Fomas bursts through the Stained Glass Window as his homage to Ke$ha begins.

Throughout the song he can be seen dancing with slutty nuns in confessional boxes as well as choirboys on a stupidly big bed as well sauntering across a wall separating various gay people. Typical Fomas behaviour.

At the bridge before the final chorus a gigantic crucifix complete with a larger then life Jesus is lowered above the audience, as Fomas reaches the final repetition of the chorus Jesus explodes in a piñata-esque fashion which douses the audience in a potent mix of Tequila and Rohypnol. The song climaxes in a group line dance section involving actual cardinals that ends with a cloud of chloroform being released upon the accompanying choir which leads to the priests dragging choirboys off in various directions.

to the tune of:
Q97c5szTgIA

The Power of Christ Compels You...
The Power of Christ Compels You!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
....To wurk it

Hot and sanctified
If you’re one of us, then take a ride
up aboard our pope mobile
Where all the nuns have sex appeal
And yes of course we rule 'cus reading Psalms is so damn cool
And no, you don’t wanna mess with us
Just look what happened to Judas

I’ve got that Pope Hat on my head
Seven choir boys in my bed
I'm old and all sith-like
So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)

CHORUS:
Tonight we’re praying hard
Like we're reading Esdras
We're keeping gays apart
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars.

We’re repenting like we’re jews
We're always on the news
Applying kids with booze
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

JC turn it up
It’s about damn time to preach it up
I’m so sick of being so serious
'Cus My Pope Dress is too fabulous

I’m just preachin’ truth
I’m telling you ’bout the **** we do
We’re confessin’ our sins, sleepin’ with nuns
Repressin’ it all, hittin’ on boys (HARD!)

I’ve got that Pope Hat on my head
Seven choir boys in my bed
I'm old and all sith-like
So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)

Tonight we’re praying hard
Like we're reading Esdras
We're keeping gays apart
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

We’re repenting like we’re jews
We're always on the news
Applying kids with booze
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

JC turn it up
JC turn it up
JC turn it up
JC turn it up

Tonight we’re praying hard
Like we're reading Esdras
We're keeping gays apart
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

We’re repenting like we’re jews
We're always on the news
Applying kids with booze
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Andrew.]

:laugh2: Brilliant Andrew

thank you mollie!

thank you everyone :love:

its my first ever TiBB eurovision so its nothing amazing

[Maia]

:laugh3:

Dezzy does it again

[Shaun]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3eg9nIzBR1qe2ha5o1_500.gif

And that ends our performances for tonight! We've had 11 wonderful entries this year, which is in no way a disappointing turnout compared to previous competitions! Not at all!

Dicks.

But now the time has come for you, the judges and European public, to vote for your favourite acts. In case you've forgotten about them already, aside from checking with your GP for short-term memory loss please remind yourselves with these handy spoilers :evilgrin:

Italy: "Iconic", Alaniso Morrisseti (Niamh)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145783&postcount=251

United Kingdom: "Sound of a Povvo Crown", Oiks Aloud (Zee)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145796&postcount=263

Kosovo: "Kosovo", idfk (Marc)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145811&postcount=276

Sweden: "Swede Dream", Shuyonce (Shaun)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145820&postcount=284

Germany: "Is my Tea Ready Yet? (feat. michael21)", Dr. Joseph Gayballs (Nathan)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145831&postcount=293

Finland: "Tsunami on the Moon", Cheetah & Violet (GypsyGoth)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145844&postcount=301

Romania: "The Cultural Stereotype Song", De Varza Umplute (Livia)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145858&postcount=311

Norway: "Wannabe (A TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s (*Kate*)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145867&postcount=316

France: "********", Nathaniel (feat. Noveau-Dale-Win) (Mollie.)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145882&postcount=326

Moldova: "Horcrux of Me", Harry Potter (AndrewWyld)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145891&postcount=332

Vatican City: "The Power of Christ Compels You (to Wurk It!), Fomas Kelchalavikaktischkyloff (Dezzy)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145898&postcount=339

Now, to vote, you must PM this top fella called Shaun and give him the names of your FOUR favourite acts of the evening! Please also vote for these in order of preference! For example:

1) Germany
2) Kosovo
3) France
4) United Kingdom

Participants may vote but not for themselves!

Judges: We require you to rank ALL of the acts performed tonight in order of preference. I ask that you vote fairly and professionally, taking the following criteria into count: effort, creativity, originality and memorability. Please remember: Caitlea Marcs was an introduction act and is not one of the entrants.

All votes close tomorrow at 8pm, and the results show will take place at 9! Good luck et au revoir.

[Niamh.]

:laugh2:

I particularly liked the Sith comparison :laugh:

[Z]

Dezzy :amazed: outstanding

[Josy]

Just caught up these have all been amazing :worship: :laugh:

[Doogle]

France has been my favourite but I've loved them all.

[Kate!]

Dezzy :laugh2: Brilliant.

[Shaun]

Now I'm out of character :tongue: thank you all for submitting songs, they're all excellent. Even Marc's. :D

[Z]

Although there were fewer participants, I feel like the quality was much higher this time around. Well done everyone :love:

[Tom4784]

*bows graciously*

Everyone's entries were so good, I was feeling a little confident before the show but not anymore :laugh:

[Livia]

Hilarious everyone... you are all as mad as you are magnificent.

[Maia]

The entries are amazing this year, it's gonna be a close one definitely. Great job guys :worship:

[Niamh.]

I have voted :amazed: Well done everyone

[Shaun]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3eg9nIzBR1qe2ha5o1_500.gif

And that ends our performances for tonight! We've had 11 wonderful entries this year, which is in no way a disappointing turnout compared to previous competitions! Not at all!

Dicks.

But now the time has come for you, the judges and European public, to vote for your favourite acts. In case you've forgotten about them already, aside from checking with your GP for short-term memory loss please remind yourselves with these handy spoilers :evilgrin:

Italy: "Iconic", Alaniso Morrisseti (Niamh)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145783&postcount=251

United Kingdom: "Sound of a Povvo Crown", Oiks Aloud (Zee)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145796&postcount=263

Kosovo: "Kosovo", idfk (Marc)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145811&postcount=276

Sweden: "Swede Dream", Shuyonce (Shaun)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145820&postcount=284

Germany: "Is my Tea Ready Yet? (feat. michael21)", Dr. Joseph Gayballs (Nathan)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145831&postcount=293

Finland: "Tsunami on the Moon", Cheetah & Violet (GypsyGoth)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145844&postcount=301

Romania: "The Cultural Stereotype Song", De Varza Umplute (Livia)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145858&postcount=311

Norway: "Wannabe (A TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s (*Kate*)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145867&postcount=316

France: "********", Nathaniel (feat. Noveau-Dale-Win) (Mollie.)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145882&postcount=326

Moldova: "Horcrux of Me", Harry Potter (AndrewWyld)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145891&postcount=332

Vatican City: "The Power of Christ Compels You (to Wurk It!), Fomas Kelchalavikaktischkyloff (Dezzy)
http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5145898&postcount=339

Now, to vote, you must PM this top fella called Shaun and give him the names of your FOUR favourite acts of the evening! Please also vote for these in order of preference! For example:

1) Germany
2) Moldova
3) United Kingdom
4) Italy

Participants may vote but not for themselves!

Judges: We require you to rank ALL of the acts performed tonight in order of preference. I ask that you vote fairly and professionally, taking the following criteria into count: effort, creativity, originality and memorability. Please remember: Caitlea Marcs was an introduction act and is not one of the entrants.

All votes close tomorrow at 8pm, and the results show will take place at 9! Good luck et au revoir.

bump for new page

[Niamh.]

Has only just realised that Germanys entry was by Nathan and not Michael21 f/

[Shaun]

Some sneak glimpses of the judging panel's comments:

Iconic's good but it loses points for mentioning Gino D'Acampo

*pisses pants at*Slobhan Donaghevsky*

I've never been so attracted to cheetahs in all my life

oh Greg

[Niamh.]

Gino D'Acampo is God :pipe:

[Josy]

Voted.

Good Luck all.

[Z]

Why do judges only ever communicate with me in terms of disappointment :(

[Niamh.]

Great job once again Sir Shaun :worship:

[GypsyGoth]

Yea thank you for hosting Shaun :kiss:

[Shaun]

my pleasure, my little cherubs. Now go forth and force people to vote (albeit not for yourself or other such corruptions)

[Jordan.]

Very good :amazed:

-votes-

[Shaun]

Thank you to Jordan, Livia, Kate, Mollie, Doogle, AndrewWyld, Niamh, Josy, Ninastar, Zee, Matt and Dezzy for your votes so far...

it's quite close, although there's probably a pack of 3 potential winners atm

[Shaun]

and Claudia :love:

[King Gizzard]

I'll have a look at this a bit later...was engulfed in the CL final to concentrate fully

[Niall]

Voted! That was such a hilarious read omfg :joker:

[Kizzy]

Ukranian sugababes ftw :)

[Marc]

........

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dqu4WNpg1qgwaixo1_500.gif

Masterpiece

That was fantastic Greg :worship:

Marc................eh............super

:worship: omg thanks xo it took me five days to write

[Marc]

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/1330/shuyonce1.png

OMFG :laugh2:

[joeysteele]

Just read through this whole thread, really good, one of the best reads I have had in ages, well done to everyone on this one.

[Z]

Looking forward to results tonight! :)

[Maia]

Looking forward to Marc winning

[MTVN]

Marc's has been stuck in my head all day

[Kate!]

Anyone doing some odds, for fun.

I'll predict an all male top three, but would also put a few bob on Mollie as a dark horse :D

[Shaun]

Hmm, only had three votes today.... would've liked a lot more :/

Scott and Smithy, kill yourselves.

But I'll keep votes open until 9, when I'll begin announcing results ;)

[Maia]

Has The Mockinator sent his votes

[Shaun]

he has not, think he's mocking the competition tbh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can i still vote i totally forgot about this

would have been reminded if somebody had bumped the thread or something idk :hmph:

[Maia]

The Mockinator is getting a bloody well mocking from me

[Shaun]

go for it scott :p

[Z]

I've whiled away the hours watching Girls Aloud videos on YouTube. Christ what has this competition done to me

[Shaun]

sorry, was caught up watching the Voice results show :D I'll begin announcing the results at 9:30!

[Andrew.]

5 minutes to go

[Maia]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/eurovision08-gal-france.jpg

France arrives to hear the results

[Z]

http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-being-British-flag.jpg

The UK is ready.

[Shaun]

shame that image isn't :/ (not loading)

[Kate!]

The Spicy *****s are in the building.

[Z]

Oh. Well this is the image location: http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-being-British-flag.jpg

[Shaun]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4br2vHyFP1r4st65o1_400.png

Hello, and welcome to the Eurovision 2012 Results. My name is Piddles, and I'd like to do a little song for a big hero of mine - Cher - who turned 66 today!

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The results are coming up, now!

[Niamh.]

:amazed:

[Z]

LOL, I'm enjoying this

[Maia]

:laugh2:

Piddles what do you think you are doing here!!

[Jarrod]

:amazed: OMG PIDDLES!

[Maia]

:laugh3: He has singing talents I never knew of

[Shaun]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m329vlZPJr1qeaek1o1_500.png

Greetings from Valletta, Malta. My name is Rohandra and this bitch Surise is stealin' my dinner.

But we can announce that the act finishing in 11th place, with 7 points, is...

http://kitmania.net/flag/Norway%20Flag.png

11th: "Wannabe (a TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s - *Kate*

[Shaun]

oh... I should really have revealed the judges' scores first :/

#fail

[Tom4784]

Unlucky Kate.

Wait....someone actually voted for Kosovo?!

[Kate!]

It's past Piddles bedtime. What a rebel.

:devil:

[Z]

oh... I should really have revealed the judges' scores first :/

#fail

Save 'em for the end then! Commiserations Kate :(

[Shaun]

K, will save them for the end :p

[Maia]

Aw Kate thought you were dead cert for top 5! Well done though :)

[King Gizzard]

Sorry we're late

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Lederhosen_in_Texas.jpg

[Shaun]

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/16012340/2/stock-photo-16012340-middle-aged-man-throwing-up-gang-signs.jpg

'Sup TiBB!? I'm Tobias, and I'm callin' from Frankfurt yo.

The act finishing in 10th place, with 9 points, is...

http://nht-global.net/attachments/Image/moldova_moldovan_flag.png

10th: "Horcrux of Me", Harry Potter - AndrewWyld
11th: "Wannabe (a TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s - *Kate*

[Z]

Well done AndrewWyld!

[Maia]

Hello there Tobias

Well done Andrew and Moldova!

[Shaun]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_335/1227094379v7eky6.jpg

Pleased to meet you, TiBB, my name is Daphne and I'm here to deliver the next result from Bulgaria. Last night's show was quite beautiful, it reminded me of happy days. I particularly enjoyed the Kosovo song! Very catchy!

I regret to announce, then, that the act finishing in 9th place, with 14 (!?!) points, is...

http://www.1000flags.co.uk/ekmps/shops/1000flagsuk/images/kosovo-flag-button-pin-badge-6161-p.png

9th: "Go to Kosovo", artist unknown - Marc.
10th: "Horcrux of Me", Harry Potter - AndrewWyld
11th: "Wannabe (a TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s - *Kate*

[Kate!]

I came last?

LAST !!!!!!!

:hmph: times a million.

I thought I'd get 8th or 7th at a push.

Cries.

[Z]

Marc was ROBBED.

[Shaun]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VPa3F8kIBio/TsPR13A8frI/AAAAAAAABYI/BhZspJiY808/s1600/gay+man+cupid+diaper.jpg

HEYAAAAA. Emilio from Portugal here, proud and loud to announce the 8th placed contestant!!!!!

I suggest to the act finishing in 8th place that you take these broken wings and learn to fly again. And that act, with 25 points, is...

http://www.internetpoker.com/images/D544-italy-flag%28200x200-Crop%29.jpg

8th: "Iconic", Alaniso Morrisseti - Niamh
9th: "Go to Kosovo", artist unknown - Marc.
10th: "Horcrux of Me", Harry Potter - AndrewWyld
11th: "Wannabe (a TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s - *Kate*

[Tom4784]

Well done Niamh.

[Z]

Well done Niamh! I thought your entry would have been higher though!

[Maia]

Well done Niamh!

And how did Marc's not win, what is this

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[Shaun]

http://www.smokingpit.com/images/Main_page/Pig-and-Jalapeno-man-Da-Bomb.jpg

I uh... I'm uh... this picture terrifies me... and I don't feel up to giving it a voice or character(s)... so um...

The act finishing 7th with 26 points, is...

http://www.bigcheesebadges.com/images/romania_romanian_flag.png

7th: "The Cultural Stereotype Song", De Varza Umplute - Livia
8th: "Iconic", Alaniso Morrisseti - Niamh
9th: "Go to Kosovo", artist unknown - Marc.
10th: "Horcrux of Me", Harry Potter - AndrewWyld
11th: "Wannabe (a TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s - *Kate*

[Z]

Well done Livia!

[Tom4784]

I thought Livia would have finished higher, her song <3

[Maia]

:laugh2: @ that picture

Well done Livia!

[Andrew.]

omg 10 place and its my first TiBB eurovision

http://www.wotyougot.com/pictures//2012/02/xtina-aguilera-happy-the-voice.gif

thank you :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Congratz Livia and everyone else so far :love:

[Shaun]

http://www.momlogic.com/images/woman-dropping-something-pm-thumb-270x270.jpg

FFS I JUST BOUGHT THESE CEREMONIAL PLATES TO GIVE TO THE WINNER ON BEHALF OF THE FORMER YUGOSLAVIC REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIA AND THAT ****ING CUPID MONSTROSITY FROM PORTUGAL JUST SHOT ME WITH AND ARROW AND UGH

The act finishing 6th with 31 points, is...

http://www.bigcheesebadges.com/images/finland_finnish_flag.png

6th: "Tsunami on the Moon", Cheetah and Violet - GypsyGoth
7th: "The Cultural Stereotype Song", De Varza Umplute - Livia
8th: "Iconic", Alaniso Morrisseti - Niamh
9th: "Go to Kosovo", artist unknown - Marc.
10th: "Horcrux of Me", Harry Potter - AndrewWyld
11th: "Wannabe (a TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s - *Kate*

[Z]

Pmsl at the intro. Well done Claudia!

[Tom4784]

Well done Claudia.

[Maia]

:D Well done GG!

[GypsyGoth]

Yay, and thank you guys :love:

[Z]

I'm delighted with a top 5 finish!

[Shaun]

http://www.picturesof.net/_images_300/Woman_Laughing_with_Horse_Licking_Her_Hand_Picture _Stock_Photo_111007-230440-518001.jpg

You join us live from Leona Lewis' recording field in Kiev, where her producer, Idc Abouthername, is high off her tits.

The act finishing 5th with 32 points, is...

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5th: "Sound of a Povvo Crown", Oiks Aloud - Zee
6th: "Tsunami on the Moon", Cheetah and Violet - GypsyGoth
7th: "The Cultural Stereotype Song", De Varza Umplute - Livia
8th: "Iconic", Alaniso Morrisseti - Niamh
9th: "Go to Kosovo", artist unknown - Marc.
10th: "Horcrux of Me", Harry Potter - AndrewWyld
11th: "Wannabe (a TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s - *Kate*

[Maia]

Well done Zee :lovedup:

[Z]

:D Yay! Thanks everyone!

[GypsyGoth]

:worship:


Who's left, Dean, Shaun, Mollie and who?

[Maia]

Nathan I believe

[Tom4784]

Rofl that picture <3.

Well done Greg :hug:

[Tom4784]

Rofl that picture <3.

Well done Greg :hug:

[Shaun]

http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-new/ehow/images/a00/0c/r9/prevent-toddlers-temper-800x800.jpg

Tensions in Oslo are running high after Emil and Katja fell out who would be the Norwegian nightmare and who could be the Swede dream.

The act finishing 4th with 46 points, is...

http://www.bigcheesebadges.com/images/germany_german_flag.png

4th: "Is My Tea Ready Yet? (feat. michael21)", Dr. Joseph Gayballs - Nathan
5th: "Sound of a Povvo Crown", Oiks Aloud - Zee
6th: "Tsunami on the Moon", Cheetah and Violet - GypsyGoth
7th: "The Cultural Stereotype Song", De Varza Umplute - Livia
8th: "Iconic", Alaniso Morrisseti - Niamh
9th: "Go to Kosovo", artist unknown - Marc.
10th: "Horcrux of Me", Harry Potter - AndrewWyld
11th: "Wannabe (a TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s - *Kate*

[GypsyGoth]

Thanks Mollie.

[GypsyGoth]

Congratz Nate :worship:

[Z]

Well done Nathan!

[Tom4784]

<3

[Maia]

:amazed: Well done Nathan!

[Vicky.]

Just read these, especially love gregs, nathans and dezzys :laugh2:

[Shaun]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.gadling.com/media/2009/10/fallss.jpg

My name's Stanislav and I call to you from Slovenia, and-

*crashing noise*

Vladimir no!

The act finishing 3rd with 49 points, is...

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3rd: "********", Nathaniel & Noveau-Dale-Win - Mollie.
4th: "Is My Tea Ready Yet? (feat. michael21)", Dr. Joseph Gayballs - Nathan
5th: "Sound of a Povvo Crown", Oiks Aloud - Zee
6th: "Tsunami on the Moon", Cheetah and Violet - GypsyGoth
7th: "The Cultural Stereotype Song", De Varza Umplute - Livia
8th: "Iconic", Alaniso Morrisseti - Niamh
9th: "Go to Kosovo", artist unknown - Marc.
10th: "Horcrux of Me", Harry Potter - AndrewWyld
11th: "Wannabe (a TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s - *Kate*

[Shaun]

so Dean. it's down to me and you :evilgrin:

[Maia]

:amazed:

Thanks everyone! :hug:

[Tom4784]

I always thought it would Shaun *throws you a pistol as we take ten paces*

Well done Mollie.

[GypsyGoth]

Well done Mollie :love: I was sure you'd win though.

[Shaun]

http://domestica.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345620e769e20115710ef752970c-800wi

Hi, my name's Gisele and I call to you from Bruges. I'm very proud to announce the winner of Eurovision.

The winner of TiBB Eurovision 2012, and the recipient of the http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/images/medals/eurovision.gif forum icon, with 60 points to the runner-up's 56, is...

[Shaun]

new page pls

[Shaun]

tension~

[Shaun]

omgs~

[Tom4784]

/ah

[GypsyGoth]

:D

[Shaun]

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"The Power of Christ Compels You (To Wurk It)", Fomas Kelchalavikaktischkyloff - Dezzy!

[Maia]

:worship:

Well done Dezzy!! :D

[GypsyGoth]

Congratz Shaun & Dezzy :love:

And well done for winning Dezzy :worship:

[Maia]

Well done as well Shaun, amazing :love:

[Tom4784]

OMG! After four years of trying I've finally won! :amazed: I don't think I deserve it though, I was kinda confident before yesterday but the standard was so high, I was going to be glad if I finished in the top 7. Thanks guys, that's made my day :hug:

[Shaun]

The judges' scores were as follows, however!

France - 27
Sweden - 26
Germany - 26
Vatican City - 25
Finland - 22
United Kingdom - 17
Romania - 15
Italy - 15
Kosovo - 11
Moldova - 8
Norway - 6

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Let's hear Fomas one more time!

The Power of Christ Compels You (To Wurk It)
By Fomas Kelchalavikaktischkyloff

Biography
After disgracing the noble countries of Bosnia & Herzegovina by failing to win Eurovision twice, Euro Pop Sensation and keen knitting pattern expert Fomas Kelchalavikaktischskyloff turned his back on the world of celebrity and twine and took off on an adventure of self discovery. The adventure however only lasted for 5 days as his time in Thailand was cut short after his kidney was stolen by a Thai Ladyboy named Meyloo Sunahmi, an ordeal that is currently being adapted into a Direct to TV Movie with Gabourey Sidibe playing Fomas, Danny Devito playing the role of Meyloo and Laura Linney as Hector, Fomas’ Hispanic sidekick.

Fomas was at his lowest ebb after being deceived by the scheming HeShe and fell into a deep depression that lasted a year until a light in the form of a catholic priest saved him from his own darkness, a gesture which awakened a deep religious belief within Fomas resulting in him moving to Vatican City to pursue a life of faith. With Eurovision drawing near Fomas decided to try again and win for his new found home, armed with his hot beats and lyrics and with God at his side how could he possibly lose?

Stage Directions

The arena darkens and a huge stained glass window depicting St Ke$ha comes into view and with it several priests who begin to repeat the line ‘The Power of Christ compels you’ while a growing hymn rings out. The Priests’ chanting grows louder with the hymn until they they can’t shout any louder at which point all becomes quiet as a loud robotic voice finishes their chanting with a’...To work it’ and a giggle at which point Fomas bursts through the Stained Glass Window as his homage to Ke$ha begins.

Throughout the song he can be seen dancing with slutty nuns in confessional boxes as well as choirboys on a stupidly big bed as well sauntering across a wall separating various gay people. Typical Fomas behaviour.

At the bridge before the final chorus a gigantic crucifix complete with a larger then life Jesus is lowered above the audience, as Fomas reaches the final repetition of the chorus Jesus explodes in a piñata-esque fashion which douses the audience in a potent mix of Tequila and Rohypnol. The song climaxes in a group line dance section involving actual cardinals that ends with a cloud of chloroform being released upon the accompanying choir which leads to the priests dragging choirboys off in various directions.

to the tune of:
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The Power of Christ Compels You...
The Power of Christ Compels You!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
....To wurk it

Hot and sanctified
If you’re one of us, then take a ride
up aboard our pope mobile
Where all the nuns have sex appeal
And yes of course we rule 'cus reading Psalms is so damn cool
And no, you don’t wanna mess with us
Just look what happened to Judas

I’ve got that Pope Hat on my head
Seven choir boys in my bed
I'm old and all sith-like
So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)

CHORUS:
Tonight we’re praying hard
Like we're reading Esdras
We're keeping gays apart
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars.

We’re repenting like we’re jews
We're always on the news
Applying kids with booze
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

JC turn it up
It’s about damn time to preach it up
I’m so sick of being so serious
'Cus My Pope Dress is too fabulous

I’m just preachin’ truth
I’m telling you ’bout the **** we do
We’re confessin’ our sins, sleepin’ with nuns
Repressin’ it all, hittin’ on boys (HARD!)

I’ve got that Pope Hat on my head
Seven choir boys in my bed
I'm old and all sith-like
So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)

Tonight we’re praying hard
Like we're reading Esdras
We're keeping gays apart
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

We’re repenting like we’re jews
We're always on the news
Applying kids with booze
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

JC turn it up
JC turn it up
JC turn it up
JC turn it up

Tonight we’re praying hard
Like we're reading Esdras
We're keeping gays apart
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

We’re repenting like we’re jews
We're always on the news
Applying kids with booze
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

A huge thank you to everyone who wrote a song this year - the standard was phenomenal this year. A big thanks to Niamh and Matt too for judging fairly, and to everyone who voted for their favourite four and commented in here :spin2:

Oh and Shuyonce is touched to the very core by your votes for her.

I'd have liked a bigger turnout but oh well :tongue: the quality's been enough to make me happy. Same time next year ;)

[Tom4784]

Great job hosting as ever Shaun :lovedup:

[Shaun]

(also can you add the award yourself or do I need to PM James/Kaz :tongue:)

[Tom4784]

I think I can give it to myself if it's already been added to the database.

[Z]

Well done Shaun and a huge well done to Dean :D loved both entries!!

[Maia]

Omg thank you judges :amazed:

Excellent job again hosting it Shaun :worship: The standard was amazing this year, so many great songs from everyone :love:

[MTVN]

Congrats Dezzy! And to everyone else, they were all really good

[Vicky.]

Well done dezzy :amazed:

The standard this year was really high. I wish I had even a tiny bit of creativity to enter things like this :laugh:

[Livia]

7th! That's like a win for Romania!

Well done everyone, brilliantly funny... especially Dezzy who made me blurt out laughing.

Thanks for taking the time Shaun, it was fun. x

[Marc]

OMG I didn't lose :laugh2:

[Marc]

Unlucky Kate.

Wait....someone actually voted for Kosovo?!

Excuse me :nono: You know my song was good.

Marc was ROBBED.

Well done Niamh!

And how did Marc's not win, what is this

I don't even get it, why didn't I win? People are horrible creatures on this forum, I deserve AT LEAST 1st.

But whatever, well done Dean etc etc. Maybe you can now afford to sort that weave out. Whatever..

[Shaun]

Marc have you even seen the introduction to the show D:

[Shaun]

-steals your weave-

ok guys, ONE more sneak peak, thats all your getting!!!


2035

sneak peak of mine

2034

also wtf happened to these :suspect:

[Marc]

Marc have you even seen the introduction to the show D:

No? What did I miss :shocked:

[Shaun]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7775/marcbanks.png

"#21 #2" by Caitlea Marcs

[Verse 1: Caitlin]
Hey, I can be a lezzer,
I’m ready to \bate like the best-uh
Hit up Meet the Members, girls get my camera
Claudia's been my bitch since the Lounge, huh
And I am that that young chick, called Caitlin
The bitch your daughter's been datin'
I could freak with Smithy, though he's got a peen and-
You know what Niall become when her weave in
I just wanna sip that clunge with your peeps and
Stream Glee on a Tuesday evenin'
Flick it when Santana's gettin' with Brit and
She know what I get off on, love this season
Now she wanna lick my plum in the evening
And fit that ton-tongue d-deep in
I guess that **** getting eaten (4x)

[Verse 2: Marc]
I was the Most Loved #2
I'm the up-high ginger, you know what’s up or don’t you?
Word to one Nathan
I’m a rude bitch-ginger, what are you so proud of?
I make polls about poo,
I could **** you Nate, I’m-a do it too, **** ya gon' do?
Your Aston Villa sucks, I’m a real tight ginger, bet ya do want to ****…
**** Ben, like where did you come?
You're gay, you're leaving and I still beat you?
Clock's-a-ticking like the Mole, and you're in red too
Caught the plane outta here, packed your bags too, hun?
Shaun you can throw shade, dude
But you're fourth, bitch face it, your days are numbered too
With ya Zeta crew son… **** are they gone to, huh?
Ginger's better, oooh-run-run!
You could get top, TiBBers, if you do post to
Put your count up, tell the Chambers *****
I’m a mod that's ginger, chat and games posts don't count.
Bitch I’m 'bout to blow up too
I’m the one today, I’m the new ****, boo, young miss Pullen,
Who are you, Locke, Salman?
I'm above you, *****.

[Bridge: Caitlin]
Naya (Naya). You heard about the girl I crush on? No? Fail. (No? Fail)
Telling you, she's qt hun (qt hun)
Cait's in the running but she ain't going to fail...
Watch me mastur\bate gurls (\bate gurls)
You post a lot, but you just waste all your time
I'll forget this game soon (game soon)
And won't you all just go and get a... a life, yeah

[Hook: Caitlin]
What you gon' do when I appear?
W-when-when Glee premieres?
Bitch, the night of your life is here
That Marc looks fine, fine (x2)

[Verse 3 - Marc]
Bitch, I’m the most loved #2
With the fifth placed Niamh, it's a full grown zoo
**** you gon' do, when your Marc show up?
Bet this bitch won't win, betcha you won't too, butch
See, even if you are really fussed
Claymores'll show up and cause a stir-up too, knob
There's Steph and Tommy with their kmt boo, he'll show cock
for fun, too -- where you finish InOne?
I’m finishing above Chewy-chew
What’s your dick like Scott, what are you into, what’s 'wurkit', dude?
Where did *Kate* **** up? Tell your bitches keep hating, I’m the number two, huh?
See, even Jamie Pugh, you were
The young new face, but you didn't even place, did you?
Now your shot's up too, hon
I just ruined you, *****

[Hook: Caitlin]
What you gon' do when I appear?
W-when-when TiBB premieres?
Bitch, the night of your life is here
Eur-o-vi-sion, sion (x2)

[Nathan appears and releases a trio of crazed bears on the unruly braggers]

just this

[Marc]

OMFG :laugh2: WHO GOT HOLD OF THIS SH*T?! THIS SH*T WASN'T MEANT TO BE RELEASED YET.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PERFORMING IT LIVE AT THE VOICE FINALE

[Niamh.]

Well done Dezzy!

It was almost impossible to rank the top 5, they were all so good

[Shaun]

you can unpin this now :tongue: