TiBB Eurovision 2012 (Winner announced!)

[Shaun]

http://i40.tinypic.com/34f09w1.png

TiBB Eurovision - Saturday May 19th.

Rules:
- As usual, all applicants must produce their own song. This usually takes the form of a funny parody of an existing song.
- Lyrics, an artist name and song title are all that's required.
- However, the majority of past participants have opted to include wardrobe designs, stage designs, and even an audio recording.
- Members may only represent one country.
- This time around, I'll return to Europe alone. No Globalvision again :tongue:

You have well over two months to create your entries... please make them as entertaining as possible, and please don't feel afraid to take part :) The more entries, the more fun it is to run.

Past competitions:
Elimovision: http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93194&highlight=elimovision&page=71 (Winner: MarkWaldorf, Switzerland)
Eurovision (1): http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115309 (Winner: \PJ/, United Kingdom)
Eurovision (2): http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136518 (Winner: Shaun, Austria, ceremony starts p.16)
Globalvision (3): http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=173422 (Winner: Mollie., Australia, ceremony starts p.12)

Judges:
- Shaun
- Jessica.
- Niamh.
- Matt

Countries available:
Albania
Andorra
Armenia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Belarus - NOVO
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Bulgaria
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Finland - GYPSYGOTH - RECEIVED
France - MOLLIE - RECEIVED
Georgia
Germany - NATHAN - RECEIVED
Greece
Hungary
Iceland - ROY MARS III
Ireland - POTHUTHIC
Israel - JESUS.H.CHRIST - LEFT?
Italy - NIAMH. - RECEIVED
Kosovo - MARC. - RECEIVED
Latvia
Liechtenstein - UKTURTLE - LEFT
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia
Malta - JEDWARD_FEVER
Moldova - ANDREWWYLD - RECEIVED
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands
Norway - *KATE* - RECEIVED
Poland
Portugal - LEMONJAM
Romania - LIVIA - RECEIVED
Russia
San Marino - LOCKE
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain - MICHAEL21
Sweden - SHAUN - RECEIVED
Switzerland
Turkey
Ukraine - KIZZY
United Kingdom - ZEE - RECEIVED
Vatican City - DEZZY - RECEIVED

[Z]

I AM TAKING PART AND I SHOTGUN GREAT BRITAIN caps

[King Gizzard]

Russia please

[GypsyGoth]

The usual Finland please :love:

[Z]

I ****ing love TiBB Eurovision. I hope the recurring theme of doing terribly won't continue this time around :(

[Shaun]

-is actually dead proud of my logo-

I'll pick... Sweden.

[michael21]

i take Spain because i can :hmph:

[LemonJam]

I don't think I can ever top Helga Walkure from 2010.

[Shaun]

are you going to submit a song though :suspect:

[LemonJam]

probably, but I can't decide on a country ah\

[LemonJam]

Portugal. Why did I not immediately choose that one?

[Z]

Portugal. Why did I not immediately choose that one?

:lovedup:!!!!!!

[Maia]

Omg! :amazed: I wonder if I can hold onto my crown this year

I will try my luck with...France :)

[Samuel.]

Tempting. None of the countries are jumping out at me atm though.

[Niall]

I might do this if I can successfully re-write a Björk song. :suspect:

[Brother Leon]

Would choose Holland but May = No chance will I have the time.

[Shaun]

if you do it this month though it'll just be a matter of it being posted by me in May :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

If mine is anywhere near as good as this, I will be happy

kxMs0gPE1jQ

[Z]

I came 3rd last time, for some reason I had it in my head I did dreadfully like the one before. I'm like The Saturdays, everyone loves a try-er.

[King Gizzard]

The last one must of been while I wasn't on TiBB for a while?

[Z]

Think it was May 2011, before the actual Eurovision!

[Shaun]

yeah i've done them a week before the actual eurovision every time

[Mitchell]

I want Ireland :p

[Shaun]

added. 8 competitors so far - need quite a few more! :)

[Kizzy]

Can i have ireland please?

[Kizzy]

feck!!

[Mitchell]

Can i have ireland please?

:dance:

[Kizzy]

can i have ukrain then please *sulk*

[Vicky.]

Ahhh I love this. Im not creative enough to take part though, but its always fun seeing the entries :D

[Marc]

Kosovo!

[Z]

Kosovo!

Good luck! -was Kosovo last time-

[Shaun]

10 :D (provided everyone actually submits a song)... would love to push for 20 though.

[Z]

10 :D (provided everyone actually submits a song)... would love to push for 20 though.

Definitely - it's way more fun when there are lots of entries!

[Roy Mars III]

I will do Iceland, please

[Tom4784]

OMG

http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc515/thekatcall/Gifs/tumblr_lu7vkcxNuQ1qia823.gif

I'll take Bosnia & Herzegovina, I'm thinking of actually singing the song again this year.

[Kizzy]

Sinnging?....wtf?

[Samuel.]

When do we need to decide by?

[King Gizzard]

I will do Iceland, please

I know it's a small country, but it's not that small that you can make love to the whole of it

[Shaun]

Oh you have ages to decide, probably until May 12 - I'll ask for all entries to be submitted by May 18.

[Kate!]

Norway please Shaun

Quick question. Does the song we parody have to be a Euro entry or can we pick literally ANY song ever.

[Tom4784]

My entry so far <3. It's an emotionally wrought piece about triumphing over hardship and following your dreams no matter what the cost. This bitch will sweep the Ivor Novellos.

[Shaun]

it can be literally any song, Kate :) and it doesn't have to be a parody either - you can create your own if you're feeling inspired :laugh:

[Locke.]

San Marino

[Shaun]

Oh, I'll also need 2 judges. :spin2:

[Locke.]

Joeysteele and Jedwardfever please

[Shaun]

I'll have a word with their agents.

[Jessica.]

Let me be a judge. :amazed:

[Shaun]

Okay :D one more needed :p

[Marc]

I'm so going to win... when do I need to do stuff by? what stuff.

[Shaun]

write a song... by May 18 :p

[Kate!]

I've chosen my song to base my masterpiece on. Inspiration shall strike sometime later this evening.

[Niamh.]

can i be a judge please Shaun, if you still need one?

[Marc]

I wanted to be a judge but apparently I signed some sort of contract in blood. God knows how drunk I must have been

[Shaun]

sure Niamh - was hoping you'd enter a song but you'd be a good judge :p

[Niamh.]

sure Niamh - was hoping you'd enter a song but you'd be a good judge :p

I did really bad last time, I have developed a fear of the stage ever since :bawling:

[Z]

-makes sure to write something that'll impress Irish females-

[Marc]

Kosovo will be owning this like those Serbians did to those Montenegrins

[Andrew.]

MOLDOVA Please!!!!

the land of the massive big funny hats <3

[Jesus.]

Do you just write new lyrics to an existing song?

[King Gizzard]

Don't know if you'll be able to top Zdob Si Zdub

[Jesus.]

I'll have Israel.

[Shaun]

nah you can make up your own if you want, Jesus, but as long as it's not an exact already-existing song it qualifies :laugh:

[Jesus.]

It's just lyrics though, right? I don't have to actually massacre anything with my flat vocal chords?

[Shaun]

Nah you don't :tongue: just a song title, artist name and lyrics.

[Shaun]

(others can, and have in the past, provide images of what they'd look like, or CD artwork, or stage directions, or stuff like that. Just click the links to the past competitions for any ideas)

[Andrew.]

where do we post our ideas? like when weve finished do we post it in here or send it to someone

also are we aloud to like post something like 'i want my stage to be something like this *posts a stage of lady gaga's judas set form graham norton show etc...*..." ??

[Shaun]

oh when you've finished your entry, PM them to me :)

[Tom4784]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/oie_712641PnjqFpXn.jpg

Soon

[Shaun]

:amazed:

[Shaun]

bamp

[Benjamin]

Liechtenstein for me. :)

[Shaun]

bump! -adds ben-

[Shaun]

Another bump - not that long left (well... still over a month... but ssssssh) to create your songs. Would also love if a couple more took part :)

[Mystic Mock]

Do you have to have a microphone and background Music to take part?

[Benjamin]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfO_z9CnU-mX2OLXoQewBKFiFhaC00FszXF21uW3JeQt97yS4hqcA7_Rl8_Q


WWmDbMbDZKk

[Tom4784]

Do you have to have a microphone and background Music to take part?

You just need lyrics, you can perform it if you wish to though.

[Shaun]

nah JF you can just write lyrics and send them in. Most people just do that, and maybe provide pictures of their performer, and costumes or stage setting or something like that

[Mystic Mock]

Ok thanks,im not very good at sending pictures and that though so I will torture you all with my singing lol.

I will have a look at the remaining countries first.

[Mystic Mock]

I will take Malta please.

[Z]

I met someone from Liechtenstein. They sounded like Count Dracula speaking German, such a bizarre accent

[Tom4784]

I've had my song finished for a while, not sure If I like it though.

[Mystic Mock]

I've had my song finished for a while, not sure If I like it though.

I like the one im planning,im just worried that it won't be allowed on Youtube first.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Thanks for adding me Shaun.

[Shaun]

JF is our 18th competitor... but I'm not convinced all of the 18 entries so far will actually submit one :laugh: I do hope so though, because that's a really good turnout

[Mystic Mock]

I will submit once i've got my Youtube account sorted out as I can't access it at the moment.

Do you reckon I would get away with opening up another one?

[Shaun]

I don't see why not :spin2: I think I have 3 YouTube accounts :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

I don't see why not :spin2: I think I have 3 YouTube accounts :laugh:

Ok that's good news and thanks for telling me.

[Mystic Mock]

Some info on my song.

Think of it as Chico performing a rock song lol.

[Livia]

Can I enter? I would like to be Romania if that's okay... I have a song. Kind of. Well... I have an idea. It's a start.

I will not sing though. I definitely do not have the X Factor.

[Shaun]

Sure Livia, entry #19 :D

[Livia]

Sure Livia, entry #19 :D

Thanks Shaun.

[Mystic Mock]

Can I enter? I would like to be Romania if that's okay... I have a song. Kind of. Well... I have an idea. It's a start.

I will not sing though. I definitely do not have the X Factor.

If you heard Ke$ha without autotune you would think that your an X Factor winner.:joker:

[Shaun]

Just a note to all competitors - if you're running out of inspiration, the links to all of the previous competitions are in the OP, along with page numbers from which the "acts" start.

[Mystic Mock]

Ok thanks Shaun.

[Kate!]

I have spent a productive afternoon and produced a creative masterpiece..... Well I have tried anyway. Lol. I'll add the finishing touches and send it in the next few days sometime. :)

[Shaun]

Awesome, can't wait Kate :)

[Kate!]

Awesome, can't wait Kate :)

You may even be mentioned in it ;)

[Shaun]

I've just written the lyrics for mine... let's just say that Shuyoncé is finally getting her breakthrough

[Kate!]

Just browsing through various threads. This is now just a month away :amazed:

:)

[King Gizzard]

oh, it appears i've been russia before, and vladimir poontang, when I just wrote a song/gave it that name without realising I'd done it before LOL

[King Gizzard]

I would like to change to Germany :idc:

[Shaun]

ok nathan done that for you! :hugesmile:

[King Gizzard]

thaks pmsl! :hugesmile:

[Tom4784]

I would like to change to Vatican City if it's not too much trouble. I've been struck with an amazing idea.

[Shaun]

I can't accept that, Dean.






















ok

[King Gizzard]

I'd give him Albania if I was you

[Shaun]

20 days to go. Get planning ;)

[Kate!]

How many entries have you received so far Shaun?

[Shaun]

Just the two :tongue:

[Z]

Aiming to pen my winning single this week!

[Shaun]

only 13 days left...

[King Gizzard]

Champions League final night :idc:

[Maia]

My song is almost done

[Shaun]

still had hardly any entries :/

[GypsyGoth]

I've done most of mine. So it'll be ready for sure :D

[Tom4784]

I recorded mine last week but I was quite ill so i'm gonna re-record it this week. I think I've picked an artist that I can actually outsing for once.

[Kate!]

Dezzy odds on favourite for the win.

[Z]

Starting work on my entry now!

[Z]

I've finished my entry and have just finished some artwork. Just doing some stage directions :D

[Shaun]

this isn't looking good. I've still not received any entries bar Kate's.

[Tom4784]

I'll flesh out my entry on Thursday. Everyone get yours done, mine's too fabulous to not be seen.

[Locke.]

Am probably not gonna get around to doing all this so might aswell pull out

[Z]

I've sent mine!

[Maia]

Lyrics of mine nearly done just need to do artwork/stage directions and stuff now. Think you will all love it.

[Shaun]

Just received Greg's :D excellent stuff.

Come on everyone... honestly, getting activity on this forum sometimes is like extracting blood from a stone.

[Kate!]

I'd like 250 bonus points for having my entry in a month in advance ackshewally.

:D

[Z]

I'd like bonus points for being amazing

[Kate!]

I'd like bonus points for being amazing

:D hope the entries start coming in, not long now.

[Z]

I did not write the masterpiece that I did for barely anyone to take part. Get your entries in people!

[Kate!]

I did not write the masterpiece that I did for barely anyone to take part. Get your entries in people!

think there are 3 in so far :nono: c'mon people.

[Tom4784]

Get those entries in people or I'll take the Tower's love dungeon and repurpose it into a torture chamber that I will not be afraid of using. Do not test me, I have Victoria Beckham's discography and i'm despicable enough to use it.

[Shaun]

I've got the lyrics and images sorted, just need to do stage directions. Was going to record it but I dunno if I'll get the flat to myself. LOL

[Z]

I like your presenters, I'm excited!

[Tom4784]

Tut everyone's in today s0b. I'm gonna have to finish off my song tomorrow.

[Shaun]

:laugh2: I have an inspection today, I doubt I'll greet the tenancy agency with a glimpse of Shyonce

[Maia]

My entry is done :amazed:

*prepares to send*

[Shaun]

:amazed:

[Shaun]

http://i40.tinypic.com/34f09w1.png

TiBB Eurovision - Saturday May 19th.

Judges:
- Shaun
- Jessica.
- Niamh.
- Matt

Countries available:
Albania
Andorra
Armenia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Bulgaria
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Finland - GYPSYGOTH
France - MOLLIE
Georgia
Germany - NATHAN
Greece
Hungary
Iceland - ROY MARS III
Ireland - POTHUTHIC
Israel - JESUS.H.CHRIST
Italy
Kosovo - MARC.
Latvia
Liechtenstein - UKTURTLE
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia
Malta - JEDWARD_FEVER
Moldova - ANDREWWYLD
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands
Norway - *KATE*
Poland
Portugal - LEMONJAM
Romania - LIVIA
Russia
San Marino - LOCKE
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain - MICHAEL21
Sweden - SHAUN
Switzerland
Turkey
Ukraine - KIZZY
United Kingdom - ZEE
Vatican City - DEZZY

Hmm. Assuming Ben and Jesus aren't submitting anything, I should still have entries from 17 people :bored:

[Kate!]

And you have 4/5?

Dezzy, get the torture chamber ready.

[Shaun]

technically just 3 atm :laugh2: but Mollie, Claudia and Dean have mentioned being close to completion

[Maia]

Sent :D

[Shaun]

can't reply because it's more than 6000 characters, but, basically, :worship: amazing

[Z]

Is Jessica really going to reappear on the forum to judge this?

[Tom4784]

I've given up on trying to sing this, We R Who We R's instrumental is just too weird. I'l get the stage directions and stuff done later and send them to you.

[Shaun]

god knows greg, meth is a hell of a drug

[Shaun]

hmm. I've had a last minute change of heart and might be going for a certain song about ruining cvnts.

[Shaun]

Greg why are we such prolific songwriters? -might give my old one to someone else-

[Kate!]

hmm. I've had a last minute change of heart and might be going for a certain song about ruining cvnts.

:hugesmile: what time will the event take place on Saturday Shaun?

[Shaun]

Not sure really, I've done it quite early in the past just because I wanted a long enough time for people to vote, but I'll do the voting overnight this time. Think I'll start the event at 9pm.

[Z]

Greg why are we such prolific songwriters? -might give my old one to someone else-

I know!

[Kate!]

what do the judges do, give comments? that will be fun :)

[Tom4784]

Get your entries in people.

Oh Shaun, did you get the rest of my entry?

[Z]

I always love TiBB Eurovision

[Shaun]

I did, thanks Dean.

Got virtually no other entries though... this is really making me question why I bother with TiBB games

[Niamh.]

I'll try to do one if you need more people Shaun? I'm so crap at it though :laugh:

[Livia]

I did, thanks Dean.

Got virtually no other entries though... this is really making me question why I bother with TiBB games

Personally, I like to put little tension into your life, Shaun.

I'll send you mine this evening... hope that's not too late.

[Niamh.]

I'm going to do Italy

[Livia]

I'm going to do Italy

Read this and thought of the Dolce & Gabbana ad. Ahhh... nice to see that back. I've missed those white Speedos.

[Niamh.]

Read this and thought of the Dolce & Gabbana ad. Ahhh... nice to see that back. I've missed those white Speedos.

:laugh:

My head is gone to mush trying to write the lyrics for it

[Livia]

:laugh:

My head is gone to mush trying to write the lyrics for it

He stuffed his Speedos with a sock
Because he had a tiny... confidence issue.

No... I'm not helping, am I.

[Niamh.]

He stuffed his Speedos with a sock
Because he had a tiny... confidence issue.

No... I'm not helping, am I.

Beautiful Livia, I eagerly await your entry :joker:

[Niamh.]

Done :amazed: Apologies in advance

[michael21]

I'm going to do Italy

chances name to Italy :evilgrin:

i done mine and pm it to Shaun :dance2:

[Niamh.]

chances name to Italy :evilgrin:

i done mine and pm it to Shaun :dance2:

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

:laugh: I forgot you were even in it Livia, thanks though <3

and thank you Marc & Niamh for your entries :D could just about get a decent competition on the go now :laugh:

[Shaun]

what do the judges do, give comments? that will be fun :)

Generally not, they just PM me scores at the end of the rundown, but judges are welcome to do that.

I haven't seen Jessica post in a while and I haven't talked to Matt in ages, but he's always a great & fair judge, and I'm sure Niamh and I will be too ;)

[michael21]

Generally not, they just PM me scores at the end of the rundown, but judges are welcome to do that.

I haven't seen Jessica post in a while and I haven't talked to Matt in ages, but he's always a great & fair judge, and I'm sure Niamh and I will be too ;)

i think i will have to sleep with Niamh to win this the thing i do for TIBB :laugh:

[Kate!]

so does it get decided by forum vote and judges vote combined?

[Shaun]

Yep.

[Shaun]

and can we not ask loads of randomers to vote in this one please :nono:

[Livia]

:laugh: I forgot you were even in it Livia, thanks though <3



It's okay, I'm not hurt... *sniff*

[Shaun]

You'll be the belle of the ball I'm sure ;)

I've just put the finishing touches to mine. I'd advise you all to stock up on beige fabrics and Daniel O'Donnell albums to counter-balance the ferocity I've packed in.

[King Gizzard]

When is the actual deadline, old bean

[Niamh.]

and can we not ask loads of randomers to vote in this one please :nono:

I wouldn't ask anyone to vote for me in something like this :love:

[Shaun]

Oh I'll allow entries until about 8pm tomorrow, giving me an hour to prepare posts and shizz so it starts 9 :spin2:

[Novo]

I'll take Belarus but it might be really rushed and ****

[Shaun]

That's okay :laugh: I think anyone could beat Kosovo's entry :idc:

[GypsyGoth]

I'll get mine to you tonight sometime.

[Niamh.]

That's okay :laugh: I think anyone could beat Kosovo's entry :idc:

Kosovo will get the ginger vote :pipe:

[Shaun]

Thanks Claudia :love:

[Shaun]

ty Livia & GypsyGoth for your entries :love:

[Niamh.]

how many do you have now Shaun? Also, do I have to be on at a specific time to judge?

[Shaun]

9, and nah, you'll be able to judge overnight and the majority of Sunday :laugh:

down 3 on last year's :( but who knows, I might get a couple of late entries

[Niamh.]

ah cool, weekends are less predictable for me, plus I spent all tonight online so I'll probably need to talk to Gav tomorrow night :laugh: 9 isn't a bad result though, you'll probably get one or two more tomorrow anyway

[Z]

I hope a few more people submit, it's always better when there are more entries

[Z]

Although if there are only 9 entries then I am guaranteed a top 10 finish which is a huge result already, so you know

[michael21]

9, and nah, you'll be able to judge overnight and the majority of Sunday :laugh:

down 3 on last year's :( but who knows, I might get a couple of late entries

you love late entire dont ya Shaun :p

mine in why am i not in blue in post one :suspect:

[Kate!]

you love late entire dont ya Shaun :p

mine in why am i not in blue in post one :suspect:

give him chance Mikey :hugesmile:

[michael21]

give him chance Mikey :hugesmile:

i sent it 2 days ago :idc:

[Z]

Excited for this. I might be going out to watch football but I'm undecided yet, think I'd prefer to be online for this LOL.

[Shaun]

I haven't received anything from you michael :shrug:

and I haven't received anything today or last night :( 9 it is...

[King Gizzard]

Got the basis of mine done, just need to do all the formatting and get the costumes :idc:

[Shaun]

:amazed:

[Z]

Great news!

[Maia]

*wonders if Michael did a me and sent it to himself*

[King Gizzard]

Sent http://i.imgur.com/UWDup.gif

[Shaun]

cheer nathan babes x
10 entries now x

[Z]

Still clinging on to a top 10 finish.

[Shaun]

someone submit a limerick on behalf of Ireland and make sure we have Greg finish 11th please

[Andrew.]

nearly finished mine :)

[Shaun]

:amazed: Greg might fail just yet

[Andrew.]

sneak peak of mine

2034

[Z]

Yeah well I hope your limerick is **** AndrewWyld

[Andrew.]

Yeah well I hope your limerick is **** AndrewWyld
ooh me-ow

[Z]

:amazed: Greg might fail just yet

I still can't get over the injustice of my Vatican entry bombing so badly. :bawling:

[Shaun]

you finished 3rd didn't you? LOL
oh that was Kosovo... I can't remember the Vatican one. Deserved to fail tbh :idc:

[Z]

ooh me-ow

-pulls your hair out-

[Maia]

:joker:

*looks forward to AndrewWyld's*

[Z]

you finished 3rd didn't you? LOL
oh that was Kosovo... I can't remember the Vatican one. Deserved to fail tbh :idc:

The Vatican one I wrote from scratch and found an instrumental and it was about Twilight Twitty :bawling: I resolved to only parody existing songs after that. It paid off with Kosovo though. Hope it pays off for UK this time around!

[Andrew.]

-pulls your hair out-

-steals your weave-

ok guys, ONE more sneak peak, thats all your getting!!!


2035

[Shaun]

the competition's really good this year, I think any of them could win. Except Kosovo. :idc:

[Z]

the competition's really good this year, I think any of them could win. Except Kosovo. :idc:

ha2 good luck filling my shoes Marc

[Shaun]

53 minutes left ;) I'll be lenient if it's about 5-10 minutes late :)

Show starts at 9!

[Z]

Looking forward to this!

[Maia]

Also looking forward to this :amazed:

[Kizzy]

Omg can I just put a funny parody as mine?...:(

[Shaun]

Sorry Kizzy you can't :tongue: unless you made it yourself

[Kizzy]

AW...Croatia ...Nil points! :(

[Maia]

Make something quickly in 5 minutes Kizzy :amazed:

[Kizzy]

Can't moll I see laptops as confusing word processors... I only learnt how to copy and paste during my degree ;)

[Shaun]

Got AndrewWyld's entry, making it a nice 11 :) show starts at 9

[Maia]

There goes Zee's top ten entry

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Andrew.]

im coming for all of your weaves

[Z]

There goes Zee's top ten entry

aw, piss.

[Shaun]

I've just formatted every post and segue, so I'm all prepared ;) brace yourselves for minor political incorrectness, daft presenters and TWELVE* quite amazing performances.

*including the introduction :whistle:

[Z]

:amazed: I can't wait!!

[Tom4784]

:amazed:

[Maia]

http://www.france24.com/en/files/element_multimedia/image/Troca_Sarko_1erMai_02.jpg

France is ready

[Jarrod]

:amazed:

[Shaun]

http://i40.tinypic.com/34f09w1.png

IT'S TIME

TO DEFACE

THE MUSIC

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/3A3jk.gif

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/ed/c1/21/a4/50/d3/b2/64/f2/74/df/50/eb/cb/a6/c2/presenters.jpg

Hello and welcome to the TiBB Eurovision Song Contest 2012!

We're the Ukraine's answer to the Sugababes! Unfortunately, contractual obligations and a feud with our ex-member Slobhan Donaghevsky mean that we cannot perform tonight - but don't fear, tonight's introduction to the ceremony comes courtesy of rising stars Caitlea Marcs! Please take your seats and get into the party spirit!

[Tom4784]

Rofl the Ukranian Sugababes <3.

[Shaun]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7775/marcbanks.png

"#21 #2" by Caitlea Marcs

[Verse 1: Caitlin]
Hey, I can be a lezzer,
I’m ready to \bate like the best-uh
Hit up Meet the Members, girls get my camera
Claudia's been my bitch since the Lounge, huh
And I am that that young chick, called Caitlin
The bitch your daughter's been datin'
I could freak with Smithy, though he's got a peen and-
You know what Niall become when her weave in
I just wanna sip that clunge with your peeps and
Stream Glee on a Tuesday evenin'
Flick it when Santana's gettin' with Brit and
She know what I get off on, love this season
Now she wanna lick my plum in the evening
And fit that ton-tongue d-deep in
I guess that **** getting eaten (4x)

[Verse 2: Marc]
I was the Most Loved #2
I'm the up-high ginger, you know what’s up or don’t you?
Word to one Nathan
I’m a rude bitch-ginger, what are you so proud of?
I make polls about poo,
I could **** you Nate, I’m-a do it too, **** ya gon' do?
Your Aston Villa sucks, I’m a real tight ginger, bet ya do want to ****…
**** Ben, like where did you come?
You're gay, you're leaving and I still beat you?
Clock's-a-ticking like the Mole, and you're in red too
Caught the plane outta here, packed your bags too, hun?
Shaun you can throw shade, dude
But you're fourth, bitch face it, your days are numbered too
With ya Zeta crew son… **** are they gone to, huh?
Ginger's better, oooh-run-run!
You could get top, TiBBers, if you do post to
Put your count up, tell the Chambers *****
I’m a mod that's ginger, chat and games posts don't count.
Bitch I’m 'bout to blow up too
I’m the one today, I’m the new ****, boo, young miss Pullen,
Who are you, Locke, Salman?
I'm above you, *****.

[Bridge: Caitlin]
Naya (Naya). You heard about the girl I crush on? No? Fail. (No? Fail)
Telling you, she's qt hun (qt hun)
Cait's in the running but she ain't going to fail...
Watch me mastur\bate gurls (\bate gurls)
You post a lot, but you just waste all your time
I'll forget this game soon (game soon)
And won't you all just go and get a... a life, yeah

[Hook: Caitlin]
What you gon' do when I appear?
W-when-when Glee premieres?
Bitch, the night of your life is here
That Marc looks fine, fine (x2)

[Verse 3 - Marc]
Bitch, I’m the most loved #2
With the fifth placed Niamh, it's a full grown zoo
**** you gon' do, when your Marc show up?
Bet this bitch won't win, betcha you won't too, butch
See, even if you are really fussed
Claymores'll show up and cause a stir-up too, knob
There's Steph and Tommy with their kmt boo, he'll show cock
for fun, too -- where you finish InOne?
I’m finishing above Chewy-chew
What’s your dick like Scott, what are you into, what’s 'wurkit', dude?
Where did *Kate* **** up? Tell your bitches keep hating, I’m the number two, huh?
See, even Jamie Pugh, you were
The young new face, but you didn't even place, did you?
Now your shot's up too, hon
I just ruined you, *****

[Hook: Caitlin]
What you gon' do when I appear?
W-when-when TiBB premieres?
Bitch, the night of your life is here
Eur-o-vi-sion, sion (x2)

[Nathan appears and releases a trio of crazed bears on the unruly braggers]

[Maia]

Ukranian Sugababes :worship:

[Z]

:lovedup:

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/2KfjV.jpg

[Z]

Omg Marc I'm in hysterics

[Niamh.]

:worship:

[Maia]

:laugh2:

[Z]

I'm actually blown away and that's only the first entry, LOL. Marc to win!!

[Shaun]

Omg Marc I'm in hysterics

I wrote it not him :idc: kmt

-wishes I'd used it as my actual entry :laugh:-

[Tom4784]

That was stunning, quite literally the best song I've ever seen on Eurovision. Shame it's not an entry.

[Jarrod]

I read it with the instrumental of the song. Actually blown away :amazed:

[Shaun]

http://eurovisionbyjaz.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/juontajat-2007.png

My name is Persephone and I've been sent from the Faroe Islands! As my hair tellingly suggests, I am a massive Jedward and Cheryl Cole fan!

And that makes me, Bernarde from Luxembourg, a die-hard Miles Kane fan.

Que?

Do they speak Spanish in the Faroe Islands?

idfk ok

Let's go straight to our first performance, Italy's Alaniso Morrisseti!

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/HlRBw.jpg

[Z]

I wrote it not him :idc: kmt

-wishes I'd used it as my actual entry :laugh:-

I think I was blown away by how hilarious it was. Sorry! Amazing!!

[Shaun]

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