Kate mock interview

[michael21]

waits for Kate :amazed:

[Kate!]

Arrives

Wearing all black, skirt and jacket, with white (virginal) blouse. Nobody dare laugh!

[michael21]

hi kate tell me why you are best suited for this job

[Kate!]

Because I'm hot Mr21, and I would bring you tea and biscuits every morning and sit on your.....desk!

:devil:

[michael21]

:amazed:

do you have your own transport :suspect:

[michael21]

Because I'm hot Mr21, and I would bring you tea and biscuits every morning and sit on your.....desk!

:devil:

woah woah woah what do you mean by desk :evilgrin:

[MTVN]

What the hell is this

[Kate!]

No, I don't drive Sir ;) but I can drive you crazy! :p

[Roy Mars III]

What the hell is this

kate is being interviewed to replace you as mod

[Kate!]

woah woah woah what do you mean by desk :evilgrin:


that wooden thing in your office. :nono:

[Kate!]

kate is being interviewed to replace you as mod

No Roy...Mikey is interviewing me for a position beneath him.....as his secretary! :hugesmile:

[michael21]

No, I don't drive Sir ;) but I can drive you crazy! :p

are all your skirt that short i need you to work long hours is that ok :evilgrin:

[Black Dagger]

that wooden thing in your office. :nono:

So, what is it about michael21's wood that drew you to this job?

[fruit_cake]

we run a tight ship here at Micheal21 steakhouse young Kate :nono:

[Kate!]

Mr21....I can work as many hours as you can handle me?

Lucas....I'm not answering that! Sexual harassment! :D

Fruity....I know, he cracks a mean whip! :eek:

[MTVN]

kate is being interviewed to replace you as mod

Michael has just informed me that she has failed, my position is safe

[Kate!]

Michael has just informed me that she has failed, my position is safe

That's not what I'm being interviewed for.

[michael21]

what will you do that the other interviewee wont what mark you sand out

[michael21]

Michael has just informed me that she has failed, my position is safe

:nono: Kate going for a different job

your job here is save now dances money boy dances

[michael21]

Kate doing very well so far

[Kate!]

what will you do that the other interviewee wont what mark you sand out

sorreeee, got distracted.

Who is this "other interviewee" :suspect:

I wear nice perfume, that makes me stand out!

[michael21]

sorreeee, got distracted.

Who is this "other interviewee" :suspect:

I wear nice perfume, that makes me stand out!

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Babes/71-80/78/SexySecretary2.jpg

[michael21]

i see on you CV you say you are good with your hands and month what do you me by this :suspect:

[Kate!]

i see on you CV you say you are good with your hands and month what do you me by this :suspect:

It means I can work through my lunch hour if necessary, as I can type and eat at the same time :hugesmile:

[Marsh.]

I've seen you two in a film...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lesjznksbs1qd5xp5o1_400.gif

[michael21]

:nono: who said any think about lunch hour

it i need you to do thing out side the office would you be ok with that

[michael21]

are you good at massage :evilgrin:

[Kate!]

:nono: who said any think about lunch hour

it i need you to do thing out side the office would you be ok with that

It depends what it is?

I will happily go to the sandwich shop for you! :joker:

[Kate!]

are you good at massage :evilgrin:

Computer says No!

[michael21]

will you be willing to work outside the law if need be

and could you dig up some dirt on our completion's

[Marsh.]

I knew them St Helens girls were a dirty lot.

[Kate!]

I knew them St Helens girls were a dirty lot.

Yes, and we have hairy ears :hugesmile:

(the gospel according to John Bishop ;))

Btw, what was that film clip from?

[michael21]

if i am out of the office and a client phone what would you say

[Marsh.]

Yes, and we have hairy ears :hugesmile:

(the gospel according to John Bishop ;))

Btw, what was that film clip from?


"Secretary" with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/

:hugesmile:

[Kate!]

will you be willing to work outside the law if need be

No, I'm a good girl

and could you dig up some dirt on our completion's

I'd hire a detective agency

if i am out of the office and a client phone what would you say?

Mr 21 is in an important meeting, may I take a message?

[Kate!]

"Secretary" with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/

:hugesmile:

MMM, James Spader :love:

I'd be the one doing the spanking though......

[fruit_cake]

I'm a good girl


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[michael21]

i have a build up in my in-tray would you be able to do every think so it in the out tray :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[Kate!]

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:amazed: I love this song Fruity :)

- dances round office singing into hairbrush -

[michael21]

now for the practical part of the interview

[Kate!]

i have a build up in my in-tray would you be able to do every think so it in the out tray :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

Whatever is in YOUR in tray....is your work. I do my own, not yours. lol.

[michael21]

but 1st will you dress sexy :dance:

[Kate!]

I'm already dressed appropriately ;)

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTmPQqhfG-pJCwr_IscORr0ktEhjGDbNRRjGENoU7GjPDaAoieQ

[michael21]

this and this

http://us.cdn4.123rf.com/168nwm/vitcom/vitcom0910/vitcom091000314/5646658-beautiful-young-woman-in-military-clothes-on-dark-blue-background.jpg



http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_04/annakG1605_468x666.jpg

[michael21]

how soon can you start :suspect:

[Kate!]

how soon can you start :suspect:

:amazed: did I get the job!?!

I'll start next Monday.

[michael21]

OK i will pay you 1p per fortnight :dance:

[michael21]

http://jamkib.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/youre_hired.png?w=300&h=300

[Kate!]

:lovedup:

Mr 21, could we schedule a meeting to discuss a pay rise.... :D

[michael21]

:lovedup:

Mr 21, could we schedule a meeting to discuss a pay rise.... :D

:evilgrin: