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waterhog
07-03-2012, 09:15 PM
Janet street porter should be our prime minister and would she marry me ?

i am just getting in,
i have never been into lady's that are loose,
with all due respect none are young birds,
more like, each one a elegant, graceful , stunning goose.
but down on one knee i am,
quick call the press reporter,
OK i am a little younger,
and i am sure for breakfast would eat me Janet Street Porter.
Janet's views are down to earth,
i remember her speaking in the rainforest fungal,
that's when i fell in love,
it was in Ant and Dec's jungle.
so what are mine and Janet's plans,
am i sick and plotting something sinister,
my love is pure and genuine,
and that's why i am putting her forward as prime-minister.
get this country in shape,
hospitals, care, tax, housing, crime and stop us sitting on the fence,
that's why i love you Janet Street Porter,
you are so down to earth and riddled with common sense.

( i think i am going to get a reputation as i am currently proposing to allot of lady's - well and men lol at present ? but i think i have found the right one this time - you are all invited to my wedding if Janet says yes lol)

Jesus.
07-03-2012, 09:19 PM
Janet street porter should be our prime minister and would she marry me ?

i am just getting in,
i have never been into lady's that are loose,
with all due respect none are young birds,
more like, each one a elegant, graceful , stunning goose.
but down on one knee i am,
quick call the press reporter,
OK i am a little younger,
and i am sure for breakfast would eat me Janet Street Porter.
Janet's views are down to earth,
i remember her speaking in the rainforest fungal,
that's when i fell in love,
it was in Ant and Dec's jungle.
so what are mine and Janet's plans,
am i sick and plotting something sinister,
my love is pure and genuine,
and that's why i am putting her forward as prime-minister.
get this country in shape,
hospitals, care, tax, housing, crime and stop us sitting on the fence,
that's why i love you Janet Street Porter,
you are so down to earth and riddled with common sense.

( i think i am going to get a reputation as i am currently proposing to allot of lady's - well and men lol at present ? but i think i have found the right one this time - you are all invited to my wedding if Janet says yes lol)

"and i am sure for breakfast would eat me Janet Street Porter"

MTVN
07-03-2012, 09:23 PM
No, she writes in the Independent on sundays and just talks sh*t

Ammi
07-03-2012, 09:24 PM
If she says 'no' Joe, it wont be a loss
she would cost you a fortune in dental floss

thesheriff443
07-03-2012, 09:42 PM
sugar lumps

Kizzy
07-03-2012, 09:44 PM
I like her, she is too good for loose women...she has definatly mellowed haha

Saph
07-03-2012, 09:46 PM
Id love her to be priminister

joeysteele
07-03-2012, 11:50 PM
No thank you, there is really little in the way as to real Prime Ministerial quality among the current members of Parliament but even the worst of them are still better than her.

Kizzy
08-03-2012, 01:19 AM
I agree, she is far too honest!

lostalex
08-03-2012, 09:18 AM
She'd make Boris look sane.

Marc
08-03-2012, 09:45 AM
Lol what

waterhog
08-03-2012, 11:47 PM
she says it how it is - thats what they dont do - and as we have ended up in this position - now is the time to change things.


(for you ammi)

ok so you want to get into my floss,
dont worry i am not gross.
but its going to be more then just cheesy,
in no way is joe easy.
up your game miss, a quote from georgia and kirk,
the one diffrance being, i am not that much of a jerk.


(thats a brill little poem even if i do say so myself as i am on this is big brother and its a quote or something similar to something that happened in bigbrother - with georgia and kirk lieing on the bed - omg am i a avid fan or what lol i remember all the little things lol

i am now thinking of BB - come on the summer pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee_


night night all.