TiBB Dictionary -Ruined beyond repair-

[King Gizzard]

Completely make up a new word, give it a definition and add it here...

[Benjamin]

Scubby

A scummy, chubby person.

[Shaun]

Permban - a punishment given to those trying to revive '80s hairstyles

[Shaun]

avatarice - the condition of changing one's TiBB profile too often in pursuit of vanity

[Shaun]

Skidmarc - an unwanted stain on your underwear

[Benjamin]

Skidmarc - an unwanted ginger stain on your underwear

;)

[Bollo]

I make up words to say things I mean all the time, my favourite one at the moment is

Electrolize - getting an electric shock

i.e 'I hope that lightning doesn't come through my phone and Electrolize me'

[King Gizzard]

Bollowed - The feeling of being followed by a gorilla

[Mitchell]

Daleophobia - A hate for Dale Winton

[Kizzy]

kizophobia.... an irrational fear of middle aged yorkshire women

[Lee.]

Beerlarious - an incident one finds hysterically funny after drinking lager

[Z]

Lemonjamateur - trying to be like LemonJam, badly

[Bollo]

Spoonicide - Death by Cutleries

[Kizzy]

buswindowsuker...what you become when a fat smelly person sits next to you on a bus

[Kizzy]

Chowmania...The empty feeling you get an hour after eating your bodyweight in chinese take away.

[Jords]

Asianed - the state of feeling Asian

[Josy]

Nathread

[King Gizzard]

Josied: The feeling of being left completely flabbergasted by Josy or Josiah

[King Gizzard]

MTVNtertainment: MTVN's failed karaoke business he formed with Dane Bowers

[King Gizzard]

Vump: Vicky's baby bump

[Glenn.]

kizophobia.... an irrational fear of middle aged yorkshire women

I suffer with this :shocked:

I have medication. Its called Ignorakizzy 50mg

[Ammi]

...nathanks...your refusal of something..:idc:

[Niamh.]

Ammizing - Something too fabulous for words

[CharlieO]

Juxtaposed - the opposite of calm

e.g.

Jim: 'JANE CALM THE F DOWN'
Jane: 'I wasn't even juxtaposed you little bitch'

[Kizzy]

Glennisation, A transitional period in which people become extremely rude in the hope of gaining popularity amongst a certain group or sect.

[Josy]

Gaiding

When you don't know whether someones goading or baiting.

[Niamh.]

:laugh2:

[Kizzy]

Lemonjamming, The art of maintaining a zen like status, the perfect balance of both cool and funny.

[Kizzy]

Kateatonic, A state of exterior calm concealing an interior of intense strength and intelligence.

[Kate!]

Kateatonic, A state of exterior calm concealing an interior of intense strength and intelligence.

:love:

[Kate!]

Kizztastic, description of someone who is fierce, fiesty, deeply principled and loyal.

[Smithy]

Glennisation, A transitional period in which people become extremely rude in the hope of gaining popularity amongst a certain group or sect.

Oooohhh da shade

[InOne]

Infractophobia - The irrational fear of infractions which makes a person paranoid, psychotic and delusional. Often challenging every authority to find the source of the infraction usually resulting in a ban. The degrees of infractophobia may vary, extreme cases have been known to end in a permban.

[Kizzy]

smithic, an affliction affecting males in late adolescence, reducing the vocabulary to that of pre adolescent females.

[thesheriff443]

modapede:joker:

[Niamh.]

Infractophobia - The irrational fear of infractions which makes a person paranoid, psychotic and delusional. Often challenging every authority to find the source of the infraction usually resulting in a ban. The degrees of infractophobia may vary, extreme cases have been known to end in a permban.

:laugh2:

[Kate!]

Infractophobia - The irrational fear of infractions which makes a person paranoid, psychotic and delusional. Often challenging every authority to find the source of the infraction usually resulting in a ban. The degrees of infractophobia may vary, extreme cases have been known to end in a permban.

:hugesmile: brilliant!

[Kizzy]

joebelly, An extreme reaction to baked goods from a well known high street vendor, resulting in a rash, nausea and in extreme cases death.

[Josy]

Infractophobia - The irrational fear of infractions which makes a person paranoid, psychotic and delusional. Often challenging every authority to find the source of the infraction usually resulting in a ban. The degrees of infractophobia may vary, extreme cases have been known to end in a permban.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Niamh.]

Mockified - A thread or person who has felt the force of a good Mocking by the Mockinator

[Kizzy]

Oblivianize, the need to criticize and control every conversation.
'' He made me so angry! He totally oblivianized me, the fool.''

[Benjamin]

Hagged - When a thread gets swamped with sickly posts from the older lady members.

;)

[Kizzy]

Turtlestench, A thick acrid smoke that blankets an area, clearing slowly but suddenly returning without warning causing widespread oblivianisaton. :D

[Livia]

Moronicons: What emoticons are called when people litter them through a serious thread in a futile effort to make their point.

Arista-crap: Posting in soundbites and slogans… sign of the times.

Turtalitarianism: UK Turtle's complete control and domination of the forum.

Mon Ammi: Everyone's mate.

[Kizzy]

omahnation, information but designed to crush those with a biggoted view with 1000's of relevant facts and undisputable evidence.

[Benjamin]

Bekizzled - A moment of despair that leaves you feeling as if your thread has been ruined, which in turn leads to making rash decision such as closing your thread or jumping in front of the nearest unicycle.

[Kizzy]

Bekizzled - A moment of despair that leaves you feeling as if your thread has been ruined, which in turn leads to making rash decision such as closing your thread or jumping in front of the nearest unicycle.

Brilliant! haha love it!
How did i ruin this thread though?...meanies

[Benjamin]

I don't know, lol. But it's open again. :tongue:

[LemonJam]

Lemonjamming, The art of maintaining a zen like status, the perfect balance of both cool and funny.

:love::love::love:

[King Gizzard]

Nearly as good as

Lemonjamateur - trying to be like LemonJam, badly

[Kizzy]

Sorry lemonjam can't see that post =( just looked like dots, i'm on a nintendo 3ds haha.
Actually strike that... I just saw it thanks *hug*

[Kizzy]

nathurtle, A strange phenomenon when time and space is suspended, then starts again without explanation.

[Benjamin]

Narkizzism - A fascination and love for annoying easily wound up members.

[Kizzy]

Kizzantric, A naturally occuring state where despite extreme provokation calm and rationality is maintained.

[Ammi]

Mockified - A thread or person who has felt the force of a good Mocking by the Mockinator

..that's more or less everyone then.....


Dezzylusional....anyone who thinks they've never been mocked...

[Kizzy]

Ammilnytrate, A substance that helps areas relax that as a rule shouldn't.
Promotes a false feeling of joviality.

[Glenn.]

Gonetofarious- when something has reached a natural end but is forced to continue by individuals.

[Kizzy]

glennatious, A feeling of entitlement to restrict the artistic freedom of individuals or groups.

[Glenn.]

:rolleyes:

[Ammi]

Threadclosedicity....the only possible solution when people feel the need to be a bit silly.....

...shame for everyone really

[Glenn.]

There's really no need to personally aim them at people.

[Kizzy]

Sheriffisation, To suffer seaside postcard tongue-in-cheek humour on a permanent basis.
Also known as bennyhillism.

[Kizzy]

There's really no need to personally aim them at people.

So you didn't aim one at me glenn?
I'm not offended, it's just a bit of fun thread.
Don't dish it out if you can't take a ribbing =)

[Glenn.]

Really not funny anymore.

Kizzy you have singlehandedly murdered this thread at your attempts of humour and personal jibes at members on the forum, which you think is fine because its "tongue in cheek"

Moronitous- Kizzy

[Jake.]

Liviastruction- Entering a thread and knowing that you are going to be destroyed/ made to look foolish by another member.

[Glenn.]

So you didn't aim one at me glenn?
I'm not offended, it's just a bit of fun thread.
Don't dish it out if you can't take a ribbing =)

I've not aimed anything at you except to add on one your created for yourself.

And now the Moronitous:D

[Kizzy]

Threadclosedicity....the only possible solution when people feel the need to be a bit silly.....

...shame for everyone really

It was closed, then it opened again...
Some just need to stop taking themselves so seriously imo.

[Glenn.]

I think you need to take yourself a little more seriously. You're embarrassing yourself :pat:

[Kizzy]

Really not funny anymore.

Kizzy you have singlehandedly murdered this thread at your attempts of humour and personal jibes at members on the forum, which you think is fine because its "tongue in cheek"

Moronitous- Kizzy

Oh for gods sake....Just close the damn thread!
Seems some are hell bent on getting every thread i post in or start closed.
If anyone was offended by my comments I apologize...happy now glenn?