My Phone Sex Secrets

[Marc]

Did anybody watch this last night?

:laugh: amazing.

[Marc]

On 4oD if you happened to miss it.

[Niamh.]

Oh, I thought you were revealing your secrets Marc

[Black Dagger]

Oh, I thought you were revealing your secrets Marc

So did I. :bored:

[Smithy]

[3]

[GypsyGoth]

[four].

[CharlieO]

[5]

[Marc]

[6]

[Marsh.]

I watched the last 10 minutes of this.
Do the people who call these numbers really believe they're talking to sexy, leggy blondes?

[Lee.]

[7]

[King Gizzard]

.[8] [9]

[Kizzy]

I would do it! ..What an ace way to make money :)

[Boothy]

[10]

What a mis-leading title. I'm disappointed. :bored:

[Marc]

[11] IKR that guy is a right twat

[missyfrommaidstone]

Did anybody watch this last night?

:laugh: amazing.

I thought it was a very poor representation of how much women earn cos as a sex chatline operator myself, I can advise that those first two ladies who were walking around on their mobiles chatting to all and sundry who reckoned they were on £180 an hour, well that's bollocks. I don't earn that much!

I do text chat which bumps up the wages too but I can say it's a hard job, you have to remember so many regulars and I have a regular who coughs hackingly in my ear and I actually hate him but as he makes me 2/3 of my wages, well I am always nice and pleasant to him.

I have never played with my fanny on the phone (ever!) and as for that fat woman on the programme who met the man of her dreams (apprarently) of the phone lines, when she slopped that paint brush in that bucket, I nearly turned over. I find that sticking my finger in my mouth and sucking is a good way of holding a man's attention and also, if a man has a dildo, well it is definitely going up his bum :)

[missyfrommaidstone]

last caller, glasgow man, fantasy having his wife done by another man (he has already seen it once), he has a five inch penis, he had eight inches, i just sucked him off, pretended to be his wife shagging another man, total call 6.06, earnings 44 paltry pence,

[missyfrommaidstone]

7" another glasgow man, 20 years, got a spoon up his bum, wooden, now his got mother's panties, getting him to get dirty ones, some to sniff and some to wank into, gonna get him to bum himself against the wall with the spoon, cut off after 10 mins 33 seconds, earnings £1.36

[Marc]

:laugh2: whattt

[missyfrommaidstone]

I would do it! ..What an ace way to make money :)


i do it, it's not my chosen profession but hey, it means i am home for the kids, my husband works shift work and i am currently logged on. just had a man who wants me to piss and poo for him.

[Benjamin]

Wonderful stuff. Let's end it here.

[Roy Mars III]

what is your number?

[Benjamin]

what is your number?

999

[Marc]

Roy.. don't try to fool us, we all know you have her number anyway :idc:

[Shaun]

jeeeesus christ

[Marc]

last caller, glasgow man, fantasy having his wife done by another man (he has already seen it once), he has a five inch penis, he had eight inches, i just sucked him off, pretended to be his wife shagging another man, total call 6.06, earnings 44 paltry pence,

Greg?

[CharlieO]

Missy I thought we had a privacy agreement?!!?!?! D:

[Marc]

Missy is gone.

[MTVN]

Poor Missy was just kindly giving us some valuable insight into the phone sex trade

[Marc]

I'm buying a wooden spoon for Charlie later

[CharlieO]

I still ain't managed to get the last one out. She was rather rough and the handle broke :/

[Kate!]

wtaf!!!!!

My eyes are watering at some of this stuff :shocked:

[Tom4784]

Missy's a shoe in to sweep the board at this year's Tibb Awards.

A candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
*dons veil*

[Livia]

Genuinely hilarious.

[Black Dagger]

So I assume she wasn't planning on stirring soup with that spoon?

[Marc]

Perhaps ass soup :laugh:

[Kate!]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQV9EQfZEheIbQCzaq1i2pIke14uUmym rszKKj41DceIfS3zHQ1

[Marc]

I believe we have gone off topic, and no body really watched this so I'm gonna close it