The <negative statement with :) after> appreciation

[_Seth]

Sorry I just find it hilarious when people use the :) after a negative statement about their life.


Every piece of technology I use is ****ed in some way. :)

[Kate!]

The telly's always crap on a Wednesday night and I'm bored. :)

[Z]

I'm getting fat and more single as time goes by :)

[Jords]

Just got mugged :)

[King Gizzard]

got raped by a tiger :)

[GypsyGoth]

I fell in love with a wall. :)

[Ninastar]

I'm wondering whether to murder or not :)

[Benjamin]

I just shoved a rotting carrot up my rectum and it got stuck. :)

[Benjamin]

Oh God, that last comment made me sound like Thomas C. :)

[Maia]

Ate a mushroom today :)





That's all :)

[MTVN]

I've just had a really lovely day :)

[_Seth]

Ate a mushroom today :)





That's all :)

I've just had a really lovely day :)

It has to be negative statements.

[GypsyGoth]

They don't get it. :)

[MTVN]

:)

[Ninastar]

****ing idiots :)

[Jessica.]

I only have a few mb left of my internet usage and I am wasting it on TiBB. :)

[MTVN]

Some people on this forum are so rude :)

[Jessica.]

MTVN smells like cardboard. :)

[Benjamin]

Some people on this forum are so rude :)

Aww, such petulance. :)

[MTVN]

Stop baiting me :)

[Benjamin]

I'm not baiting, I'm goading. :)

[Kizzy]

I just imagined i kicked the cr@p out of a few people, they died and i was not sorry... :)

[Z]

MTVN's a **** :)

[Benjamin]

I'm sorry to hear you feel that way. :)

[Josy]

This thread is **** :)

[MTVN]

I can't stand Zee and never have been able to :)

[_Seth]

(I am actually laughing out loud at some of these posts. The :) MAKES them. :laugh2:)


Someone stole my waffle so I'm about to go absolutely apesh** on someone. :)

[Z]

MTVN's a sad little **** and he has **** hair :)

[Benjamin]

Your opinion is really interesting. :)

[MTVN]

Leave my hair out of this you pathetic excuse for a human being :)

[Shaun]

Why don't you all get a ****ing grip? :)

[Vicky.]

Everyones trying to be funny and failing badly :)

[Benjamin]

Vicky, you're a bitch. :)

[Shaun]

Speaking of failing badly, how's your life, Vicky? :)

[_Seth]

BB11 was a piece of ****, I can't believe I wasted 13 weeks watching it. :)

[Vicky.]

I hope you two fall down a well :)

[Benjamin]

Let me just go back to the 1800's and find a well. :)

[Mystic Mock]

I had a dream that I killed my friends and family.:)

[Shaun]

^LOL.

Sometimes ukturtle reminds me of gonorrhoea :)

[Benjamin]

I'm going to ban you. :)

[King Gizzard]

Gastroenteritis :)

[Shaun]

Jebend :)

[CharlieO]

I hate you all :)

[Kate!]

The world is such a horrible place....:)

[_Seth]

Just bit into a worm in my sandwich. :)

[Ammi]

Unfortunately my wallet's been stolen by a cat..:blush:

[Mystic Mock]

I've stalked someone on TIBB.:)

[Mystic Mock]

Just bit into a worm in my sandwich. :)

Sounds disgusting.:)

[_Seth]

My thread is failing. Great. :)

[Shaun]

At least you aren't dead yet :)

[Shaun]

(also am I the first one to notice how the stuff in HTML brackets disappears on the main forum page?)

[Benjamin]

No I noticed yesterday but thought I was high and imagining it. :)

[GypsyGoth]

I noticed it too but it confused me :)

[Benjamin]

You silly billy, Claudia. :)

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh: :)

[Benjamin]

I'd appreciate if you didn't goad me. :)

[Shaun]

You'd appreciate anything you insatiable slut :)

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: :)

[Jords]

Everybody is an arsehole :)

[Benjamin]

I've just banned somebody. :)

[Josy]

I've just banned somebody. :)

:joker:

[Shaun]

Have you really? :o omg who.

-inserts thing that sticks to the thread-

My balls are itchy :)

[Benjamin]

Have you really? :o omg who.

-inserts thing that sticks to the thread-

My balls are itchy :)

This is not the time or place for your anal beads. :)

And no, I haven't banned anybody. :)


Yet. :)

[Mystic Mock]

Justin Bieber looks like Sinead O'Connor's Daughter.:)

[_Seth]

I hate everyone. :)

[_Seth]

I'm going to wack someone around the head with a brick soon. :)

[Samuel.]

Seeing people use a smiley after a fullstop is really ****ing irritating :)

[Jords]

Just had a poo and blocked the loo :)

[reece(:]

****ing sick of the ****ing neighbours blasting their ****ty music all bastard night long. :)

[Jords]

Seeing people use a smiley after a fullstop is really ****ing irritating :)

Even worse without a space :)

Such as this.:)

[Joelle.]

Can anyone recommend a gynocologist who's good with his hands? :)

[Shaun]

a good gynaecologist doesn't need to use his hands :)

[_Seth]

Seeing people use a smiley after a fullstop is really ****ing irritating :)

It's gramatically incorrect to not use one after a fullstop. :)

[Samuel.]

It's gramatically incorrect to not use one after a fullstop. :)

Hmm :)

But that wouldn't check out if you were using one in between sentences. :) Look how insane this looks :)

Where's your god now :)

[Ammi]

..I never understand this, 'I'm insulting/sniping but I'll put a smiley face at the end so that's ok'...t'was just a joke...I think you have to know someone quite well before you can 'jokingly insult' them anyway..you should be confident in how they'll take it...

[Livia]

..I never understand this, 'I'm insulting/sniping but I'll put a smiley face at the end so that's ok'...t'was just a joke...I think you have to know someone quite well before you can 'jokingly insult' them anyway..you should be confident in how they'll take it...

It's the joker that's used most often to try to disguise a dig. And it works so well......................................



I find most of them annoying... but these are my absolute worst: :elephant: :xyxwave: :devil: :joker: :banana:

[_Seth]

Hmm :)

But that wouldn't check out if you were using one in between sentences. :) Look how insane this looks :)

Where's your god now :)
You're not making much sense. :)
..I never understand this, 'I'm insulting/sniping but I'll put a smiley face at the end so that's ok'...t'was just a joke...I think you have to know someone quite well before you can 'jokingly insult' them anyway..you should be confident in how they'll take it...

I find it hilarious; that's why I made this thread. :)

[Jesus.]

..I never understand this, 'I'm insulting/sniping but I'll put a smiley face at the end so that's ok'...t'was just a joke...I think you have to know someone quite well before you can 'jokingly insult' them anyway..you should be confident in how they'll take it...

There are a couple of people especially that use the joker smiley/laugh smilie to mask things they wouldn't get away with without. Hiding behind smileys is for cowards.

[sooty]

I would like Sophie to be evicted this Friday.:)

[Shaun]

shut the **** up ammi :)

[Shaun]

omg that felt wrong

[_Seth]

Your mom felt wrong. :)

[Shaun]

yours felt right :)

[Z]

yours felt nothing as I came inside her :)



i don't belong in this thread

[Jake.]

Zee just stop :)

[_Seth]

Why did you idiots let this awesome thread sink. :)

[Smithy]

Because it's ****ing **** :)

[Mokka]

Because :hee: >>>>>>>>>>>> :)

[arista]

I just shoved a rotting carrot up my rectum and it got stuck. :)


How Nice

[Niamh.]

How Nice

:)

[Ashley.]

I love you. :)

[Babayaro.]

I want to die :)

[Jamie89]

I just killed Babayaro :)

[Babayaro.]

I'm going to haunt you until YOU die, Jamie :)

[Niamh.]

Murder is against the Forums rules Jamie :)

[Jamie89]

I'm going to haunt you until YOU die, Jamie :)

Murder is against the Forums rules Jamie :)

I just messed myself :)

[T*]

I hate you all :)

[Denver]

I lost £50 :)

[reece(:]

Loving the concept :)

[MB.]

Hey, we are all in this industry, we all do interviews and we all know how they manipulate ****, Nicki, congratu*****glations. And uh… just because the VMAs have already started doesn’t mean that the voting is done. You can still vote at home for who you think is the future of music. :)

[Shaun]

fleur east's marketing campaign :)

[_Seth]

I hate two-faced bitches. :)

[Livia]

I just killed Babayaro :)

I'm going to haunt you until YOU die, Jamie :)

Murder is against the Forums rules Jamie :)

I checked, there is nothing in the rules covering murder. So... Jamie and Babayaro... knock yourselves out, you won't get a ban for it.

[Denver]

I have genital warts :)

[Pete.]

Buy Bionic :)

[Jamie89]

I have genital warts :)

Do you know how hard it is for me to say positive things to you? I DO NOT LIKE YOU! :)

[MB.]

Buy Bionic :)

Yes, that truly is sad :)

[Benjamin]

Some people on this forum are so rude :)

Aww, such petulance. :)

Stop baiting me :)

I'm not baiting, I'm goading. :)



Ahh the days when kizzy was always trolling the mods. :)