Jousting [Reality TV contestant kicked off for punching horse in face]

[Shaun]

Any fans?

http://www.taproot.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/reslib-200710-r193451-732005.jpg

[Maia]

Yes I have to say I am rather keen on a bit of jousting from time to time

[King Gizzard]

rofl

[MTVN]

It's alright to do every now and then :shrug:

[Benjamin]

Oh, I haven't been jousting for a few years. Tey family would often come together on a clear Sunday morn, don the armoury and have a jousting session. My grandmother was a dab hand at it.

Here she is taking down my cousin Cuthbert:

http://maryvictrix.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/joust1.jpg?w=450&h=300

[Shaun]

I'm not surprised, Nathan! Cuthbert's technique is all wrong.

[Shaun]

Oh terribly sorry, I mistook you for a friend of mine, Nathan.

[King Gizzard]

I've been to a couple of Romanian jousts, before it went mainstream

[Benjamin]

Oh terribly sorry, I mistook you for a friend of mine, Nathan.

Don't make me joust you, you wouldn't like my big stick poking you.

[Shaun]

Is that a threat!!!

[Benjamin]

Maybe, could be a promise. One has yet to come to a final conclusion.

[Locke.]

How great are the little shows they put on at Camelot with the little actor guys fighting each other.

Feel like going to Camelot now

[Benjamin]

Lets organise a TiBB meet-up at Camelot. Where's Beastie to make this thread?

[Locke.]

Probably hiding behind some clothes rail, waiting, watching, until someone gets near enough for her to pounce on them and ask them plenty of pointless questions

[King Gizzard]

Beast will probably mistaken Camelot for came alot

[Mystic Mock]

Beast will probably mistaken Camelot for came alot

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Beast will probably mistaken Camelot for came alot

Up comes the Firenze I ate earlier.

[King Gizzard]

Didn't know you had a centaur fetish

[Benjamin]

Probably hiding behind some clothes rail, waiting, watching, until someone gets near enough for her to pounce on them and ask them plenty of pointless questions

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Didn't know you had a centaur fetish

Who can resist 11.5 inches? Not me, that's for sure.

[Omah]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fencing

Penis fencing is a mating behavior engaged in by certain species of flatworm, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus. Species which engage in the practice are hermaphroditic; each individual has both egg-producing ovaries and sperm-producing testes.

The flatworms "fence" using two-headed dagger-like penises which are pointed, and white in color. The mating ritual involves a violent battle during which two hermaphroditic flatworms attempt to pierce the skin of one another with one of their penises. The "winner" is the organism that inseminates the other; the winner becomes the father. The sperm is absorbed through pores in the skin, causing fertilization in the "loser," who becomes the mother.

:eek:

[Mystic Mock]

You've found something weird and interesting at the same time there Omah.

Who wants to be a Mother?

[Omah]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sexual_social_behavior

Bonobo males occasionally engage in various forms of male-male genital behavior. In one form, two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing". This also may occur when two males rub their penises together while in face-to-face position.

:hug:

[Benjamin]

Bonobo males occasionally engage in various forms of male-male genital behavior. In one form, two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing". This also may occur when two males rub their penises together while in face-to-face position. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sexual_social_behavior


Thought that was going to say something else then and I was getting ready to cringe.

[Shaun]

I cannot believe how relevant to TiBB this is:

In an unprecedented bit of reality TV stupidity–and that's saying a lot–a contestant on the History Channel's Full Metal Jousting was thrown off the show for punching his horse in the face, marking a new low in what has already been a rough week for TV horses.

27-year-old Landon Morris, who has supposedly been riding horses since private school, socked the gentle equine giant after it allegedly stepped on his foot. Morris was immediately reprimanded by his coach Rod Walker, who called it "one of the stupidest things I've ever seen." Morris, however, saw nothing wrong with his behavior, claiming he "did it for the right reason."

- Reality TV
- Horses
- Jousting
- Violence

amazing

[Shaun]

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[Benjamin]

I cannot believe how relevant to TiBB this is:

In an unprecedented bit of reality TV stupidity–and that's saying a lot–a contestant on the History Channel's Full Metal Jousting was thrown off the show for punching his horse in the face, marking a new low in what has already been a rough week for TV horses.

27-year-old Landon Morris, who has supposedly been riding horses since private school, socked the gentle equine giant after it allegedly stepped on his foot. Morris was immediately reprimanded by his coach Rod Walker, who called it "one of the stupidest things I've ever seen." Morris, however, saw nothing wrong with his behavior, claiming he "did it for the right reason."



- Reality TV
- Horses
- Jousting
- Violence

amazing


:joker:


Perfect.

[King Gizzard]

this keeps reminding me of when the guy in game of thrones chops his horse's head off for losing in the joust

[Roy Mars III]

this is actually a great show

[Kizzy]

I've seen jousting at the royal armouries in leeds, it was good :)

[Mystic Mock]

this keeps reminding me of when the guy in game of thrones chops his horse's head off for losing in the joust

I remember that scene,it was vile but class TV.

[King Gizzard]

http://media.techeblog.com/images/segway-jousting.jpg